#one of em i still am kinda friends w so theyre all p dece n ofc i found esz thru the ~power of the internet~ n hes the love of my life so
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tsumikoz · 5 years ago
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hi I cba 2 find the post but I had an epiphany abt ppl who have had crushes on me
#so like online wise? theyre always decent. the like three ppl i quote unquote dated in my mlp phase were all nice considering we were all 10#one of em i still am kinda friends w so theyre all p dece n ofc i found esz thru the ~power of the internet~ n hes the love of my life so#BUT irl im not rlly that lucky. btw im only certain one of em 100% had a crush on me but the others were also.... suspicious.....#basically irl i attract guys who start w j who r on the verge of being incels. how i wish i were joking#first guy who i’m 100% certain of bc all my friends were like ya he’s a bit dodgy w u used 2 stab me in the hand when i mentioned the fact#that i am a big ol lesbian n i also have a gf who i love a lot. he also used 2 stab me when i called my friends darling#i didnt think it was that serious bc like whatever ya kno but one of my friends confronted him abt it n he stopped#btw he wasnt always stabbing me thats why i thought eh whatever i dont automatically assume stabbing = crush on me ya kno#second guy just had a crush on p much every1 in my friend group n was dodgy w me for like a week so that was fun#third guy supposedly had a crush on me in like year 2 but this was just from 7 y/o kid rumours so honestly doubt it at this point#then again he did invite me 2 his party when we like.. were not friends at all. n he only invited like 5 ppl if i remember right#idk i just kno he accidentally put his arm around me once while i was getting my water bottle n i was v uncomfortable#anyways so basically am monky
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