#one ear is 2g the other is fucking SMALL

[vahanians]

stretch safely or this will be the size difference between your ears too

[paene-umbra]

For the ask thingy: all of ‘em. ❤️

First of all, thank you so much for asking me this! You’re awesome for taking pity on me and on all my followers by asking me a question and stopping my incessant begs for anon messages. 

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

I think they are fairlyimportant, yes. I think a relationship cannot do well unless you are attractedto your partner. I don’t mean to say that you always have to think your partneris the hottest person alive, but I think eventually you start to see them asmore and more attractive because you’re associating feelings with their face.

2.Are relationships ever worth it?

Yes, they are!! Even if they don’tlast forever, they still teach you things about yourself and what you like or don’tlike.

3.Are you a virgin?

No.

4.Are you in a relationship?

Yes, I am, and my man is goodto me. He helps me be better.

5. Are you in love?

Not yet.

6.Are you single this year?

Hell no.

7.Can you commit to one person?

Yes. I don’t share and I want myperson to make me feel special and I can’t feel special if someone isn’t givingme their full affection.

8.Describe your crush

Uhhhh, I’ll describe my boyfriend.He’s tall and handsome and muscular. His eyes are hazel and beautiful, and he’sgot the cutest crooked smile. Sometimes he laughs and it sounds so joyful and verysurprised, like he was trying not to laugh but it burst out of him. Sometimes Itease him and he holds his mouth open indignantly but he smiles while he doesit.

9.Describe your perfect mate

I think creating the idealperson in your head sets you up for disappointment and heartbreak. So, for a “perfectmate” I think I would just want someone who treats me right and understands myfaults and shortcomings and is compassionate of them, but also doesn’t let memake excuses and always tries to make me be the best version of myself.

10.Do you believe in love at first sight?

No. Love is something thatgrows over time. I think your can lust for someone immediately, but feelingstake time.

11.Do you ever want to get married?

I’m not sure, but definitelynot in front of hundreds of people. My love is to be shared with my person, notall our friends and family. If I ever did get married, it would be a small oneor an elopement.

12.Do you forgive betrayal?

Generally, no. People have toearn forgiveness now, I don’t just hand it out left and right anymore. If youbetray me, knowing full well that I am understanding and compassionate and havea huge heart, that’s on you. I can learn to live without anyone.

13.Do you get jealous easily?

Unfortunately, yes. I try notto, but I have low self esteem and if I’m not very clearly and obviously someone’sfavorite person it is hard to make sense in my head whether they like me atall. I always feel like I am the one who likes my person more than they likeme, and I hold them to unreasonable standards of the attention and affectionthat I want from them, and I get jealous when they talk about other people whenI think they should be talking about me. It’s terrible and I need to be betterthan I am.

14.Do you have a crush on anyone?

My boyfriend : )

15.Do you have any piercings?

Yup. Septum (14g), two earpiercings in each ear that are all stretched (the second holes are stretched to2g but I am trying to let them heal up for now and my first holes are stretchedto 5/8in), and my nipples (14g).

16.Do you have any tattoos?

Yup. I’ve got a spade outlineon my right wrist (for asexuality lmao) and I’ve got the Lonely Mountain fromThe Hobbit tattooed in the crook of my left elbow.

17.Do you like kissing in public?

Small pecks are okay but makingout in front of other people is unacceptable.

18.Do you shower every day?

Yeah, every morning before I startmy day.

19.Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Pretty sure my man does.

20.Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Probably not. Unless it’s mydad, but I don’t care about that.

21.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Yes. Cheating is unacceptable.I will never cheat. Ever. If you can put your partner out of your mind longenough to let someone else into their place, you don’t love your person and youshould let them go.

22.Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

No. I don’t know if I could trustsomeone enough to marry them, and definitely not in as little time as 5 years.

23.Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Already am.

24.Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes, a few people. People haveonly recently started fighting not to lose me and I thrive off that shit. Ithelps me know my worth, which is something I struggle with.

25.Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

My best friend from middleschool wrote a song about how ugly I was in middle school. We are not friendsanymore and that ruined my self esteem for a very long time.

26.Have you ever been cheated on?

Not that I know of.

27.Have you ever cheated on someone?

Never. See question 23.

28.Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change aboutyour body?

I have, but not seriously. I wouldget my chin done to make it sharper and probably smoothing to make my eyes lesshooded and more even. And maybe something to make my mouth bigger and my cheeksless chubby/more pointed.

29.Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yes, unfortunately. But I am workingon that and being better than that. 2018 is the year of knowing my worth andnot letting people hurt me.

30.Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yeah lmao. He knew andexploited me for it. Fuck that guy.

31.Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yes.

32.Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Not yet.

33.Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yup. My boyfriend is 2 yearsolder than me.

34.Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Yeah lmao I had a huge crush onmy best friend from high school. She told me that she would have dated me if I wasborn a boy and that confused the hell out of me because I would have dated her despiteus both being born as girls. I didn’t understand why she thought it was bad fortwo girls to date each other if they liked each other.

35.Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Yeah, my ex was obnoxious, anda lot of people hated him and did not like being around me while he was there,and often told me that I deserved better and that I should dump him. I cravedlove and was so terrified of being alone that I continued to date him until hegot tired of me. I was thinking about breaking up with him for weeks leading upto our split but could never force myself to do it. I’m glad he finally didbecause neither of us were happy. Long story short, I should have listened tomy friends who hated him.

36.Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yeah, my ex from question 35.He was my best friend and I never expected to like him.

37.Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

I don’t think so, but probably.

38.Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yes, but I would never evergive anything like that to someone. I used to write poems about my friends. I don’tthink I am a great creative writer, but I might be some day if I practice andmaybe got some prompts from people.

39.Have you had sex so far this year?

Yes.

40.How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Maybe a minute or two.

41.How long was your longest relationship?

Ten months is my longest (itwas my very first relationship) but I’m creeping up on 7 with my currentboyfriend and I think we will last a while. He makes me confront our problemsinstead of ignoring them and letting them fester. He wants healthy and I wanthealthy too.

42.How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Two total. One ex and onecurrent.

43.How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

None, lmao. I was in middleschool and VERY UGLY and nobody was interested in me.

44.How many times did you have sex last year?

Less than 15 times.

45.How old are you?

19!

46.If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I don’t know. I would probablydie a little bit inside and tell them to go after the person they like.

47.If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

The way he squeezes me sometimeswhen we’re laying in his bed, as if he can’t pull me close enough. About himunrelated to me, I like how strong and confident he is and how involved he getsin everything he does. I am constantly impressed by him.

48.If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, wouldyou accept?

Nope. I’m good, luv, enjoy.

49.Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

My nephews! I love them somuch.

50.Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Not at the moment.

51.Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I don’t think so, and even ifthey are, I don’t care.

52.Is there someone you will never forget?

I don’t forget anyone.

53.Share a relationship story.

The other day, my man and I weresitting on his bed and we got caught up talking and he ended up telling me thatI have been doing really well (emotionally and mentally) and that he was proud ofme.

54.State 8 facts about your body

I am of average height, I have brownhair, fingers on both my hands have semi-permanent indentions from my rings, mynails are square-shaped, my back hurts 100% of the time, I wear glasses, mybody craves healthy food often, my stomach is repulsed by any meat that isn’t chickenor sliced deli meats.

55.Things you want to say to an ex.

Nothing. I’m at peace and I don’twant to waste any more time on someone who isn’t worth it.

56.What are five ways to win your heart?

Bring me snoballs, play with myhair, text/snapchat me often, save my selfies, hold my hand in public.

57.What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Add me on snapchat to find out.My username is “ughlaney”

58.What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

The biggest age gap I’ve ever hadis 2 years. I don’t like big age gaps in relationships, especially if I’m theolder person.

59.What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Probably how often they smile orfrown. I’m big on “vibes” from people, and I try to read them as quickly aspossible to figure out what that person is gonna be like. And by vibes, I mean bodylanguage and comments that a lot of people don’t pick up on.

60.What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I don’t really think I findpeople sexy.

61.What is your definition of “having sex”?

One person inserting something intoanother person. Fingers, toys, other body parts, etc.

62.What is your definition of cheating?

Anything that you wouldn’t doin front of your significant other is cheating. If you wouldn’t do it in theroom with them, that’s cheating. If you know they would be hurt by what your doing,that’s cheating.

63.What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Oh gosh. I dunno.

64.What is your favourite roleplay?

I don’t roleplay.

65.What is your idea of the perfect date?

Hmmmmm… I think a really nice datewould be dinner (sushi probably, with Bang Bang shrimp!!!) with lots of talking,maybe a movie where my person holds my hand and rubs their fingers on mine andoccasionally pulls my hand to their mouth and kisses it, then we go back to theirhouse and hang out and talk some more and just lay with each other and enjoyour time. Maybe some sexy times but that’s not required.

66.What is your sexual orientation?

Unspecified….

67.What turns you off?

Diapers and baby stuff, specificallysomeone soiling themselves.

68.What turns you on?

Moaning. Hearing people moan isLITERALLY the hottest thing ever. I like that.

69.What was your kinkiest wet dream?

I really don’t think I’ve everhad a wet dream before?? I don’t dream about sex.

70.What words do you like to hear during sex?

I don’t like talking duringsex?? It seems very uncomfortable and unnatural and I’m not good at it becausethere is too much pressure to sound sexy and my anxiety takes over and locks myvocal chords shut. If anything, I would like to be called baby or somethingcute.

71.What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Not sure. I know I don’t likepublic displays of affection because I get uncomfortable in front of people I’mnot close to. A really cute thing that my man did recently was bring me asnoball as a surprise to my office. It was nice to see him. I think I wouldjust like for my person to hold my hand and talk about me to other people.

72.What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Nice clothes. Since I’m going tobe stealing them anyway, I want them to look good.

73.What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

The sweetest thing anyone hasever done for me was when my man put his arms around me and walked me from hisliving room to his bedroom, still hugging me, and whispered everything he likedabout me into my ear. He said silly stuff that he liked, such as the way myteeth chatter when I’m cold, my smile, my voice, etc. It made my heart do theTHING^tm

74.What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

I’m kind of a piece of garbagebecause I am not very creative and can’t ever think of sweet things to do. Orat least I can’t think of any cute things I’ve done.

75.What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

Depends on the size of the agegap and the age of the youngest person in the relationship. If the gap is largerthan 2 years, I don’t like it. If the younger person is still a teenager or inhigh school or whatever and the older person has graduated high school or arein college, I don’t like it. I think there is such a huge change in maturityand life experience just from going from 16 to 17 to 18 that anyone who is 20 (Iam being very generous with this age, because I do NOT like age gaps older than2 years so an 18yo could date a 20yo and like…..the maturity is still prettybig but I’ll let it slide) or older should NOT be talking to someone who stillhas a 1 in the tens place of their age. My own maturity and knowledge of theworld was wildly different from year to year, to the point where I was aCOMPLETELY different person at 16, 17, 18, and now 19 years old. I do notbelieve that relationships with larger age gaps (when the younger person is16/17/18/19) can be healthy because there is always that imbalance of power. Moretimes than I care to remember, I have seen older people, generally men,manipulate their much younger partners, generally women, and emotionally blackmailthem with comments like “if you were more mature you would agree with me/see mypoint/accept my behavior but I guess you’re still an immature kid” or anythingalong those lines. Like obviously there will be exceptions, but I really don’t believethat relationships with more than 2 years of gap when the younger person isyounger than 18 can be healthy.

76.What’s your dirtiest secret?

Oh gosh, I don’t think I haveany dirty secrets. Sexually I am pretty vanilla, and I don’t do many scandalousthings.

77.When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

I was jealous when my man was talkingabout his funny coworker. I tried not to be, but I can’t help it yet. I amworking on being a less jealous person though.

78.When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

My sorority sister said sheloved me and I said it back.

79.Who are five people you find attractive?

My MAN

80.Who is the last person you hugged?

My man!

81.Who was your first kiss with?

My ex.

82.Why did your last relationship fail?

I was too needy and he didn’t care.I was pretty fucked up, too. I look back and realize I had a lot of flaws that Iwas ignoring back then, and a lot of stuff that I put up with that I shouldn’t have.Badness on both parts.

83.Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

No. I need physical attention.