#one day mr. unicorn will disappear and only christian will know what happened
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* Christian coming home from work *
Christian: Butterfly, I'm home.
Stella: * from their bedroom * I'm in here.
Christian: * walks into their bedroom and sees Stella cuddling with Mr. Unicorn *
Stella: Welcome home. Do you want a cup of coffee first or do you want to shower first?
Christian: * smiling * A cup of coffee, please.
Stella: * nods, kissing Christian on the cheek and leaving the bedroom to make Christian his cup of coffee *
Christian: * stops smiling the moment Stella leaves *
Christian: * pins Mr. Unicorn against the wall * Listen here you little shit-
Mr. Unicorn: 🦄
Christian: I've let you stay in my house but how dare you cuddle with her on our bed-
#christian harper#stella alonso#christian and stella#twisted lies by ana huang#twisted lies#mr. unicorn#the mighty christian harper is jealous of a stuffed unicorn plushie#twisted lies memes#one day mr. unicorn will disappear and only christian will know what happened#mr. unicorn is on thin ice with mr. harper#book memes
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