#one day i will write the toxic yuri patchilles we all deserve 💪

[johaerys-writes]

Hear me out bbb but with sapphic patchilles. Toxic yuri how I love you

YESSS dial the chaos up to 100000 😩 Achillea living her best slutty life abroad, exploring her sexuality and posting daily thirst traps all over her socials, meanwhile Pat grinds her life away in the capitalist machine.... Little does Achillea know that (despite her crippling depression 🫠) Pat got a major glow up during the BreakUpTM and it hits her like a truck when they see each other again (I am not immune to a tall, buff gal in a powersuit.... and neither is Achillea LMAO)

They're both so possessive and low key unhinged about each other and it's just such an explosive combo. Like there are always casualties when these two are together aksjs I picture them sort of trying to keep up appearances when they meet again after the Break Up, and Achillea being like "I want to be part of your life in any way that is comfortable for you" and Pat is like, deal 👍 So they all go out with their "dates" (Achillea with Dei and Pat with Iphis, or another girl she has only recently started seeing) and Achillea gets sooooooo stupid jealous that she just has to drag Pat to the bathroom "to prove a point" while their dates are wondering where they've both gone LMAO just a normal day in the BBB patchilles universe 🫠

(Also I hc Pat as one of those people that are smooth without really realising it, like holding the door open or pulling back the other person's chair when they go out to dinner but without really thinking about it or making too much of it, she just has manners you know? And Achillea is just over there fanning herself lolol)