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earthmixsclowderofcats · 2 months ago

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Also I think that some of the people actually don’t want Zee to be queer that they have a chance (that delusional fan girls that would love to date their idol) ;-;

My man is a Dish with a capital D but even if he weren't absolutely whipped what makes them think they have any better chances than all of the attractive people he is surrounded by in his industry?

#ive seen the secret girlfriend theories #those also are just like. so? he would already be taken?#my favorite conspiracy theory is that he and Max have been dating since the early dmd days #and they're bearding with nunew and nat #which is hilarious to me. because like. the point of bearding is to make people think youre not gay. so you go pick up some cute twinks?#to be gay as hell with #to be clear i am 100% for it if they want to make out or whatever dmd are cowards #what's a little tongue between bros #zee gives me huge service sub energy. and max is very gentle dom. so i think it would work well tbh #one day i will write that cutie pie polycule fic(s)#ask tag

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