#one day I’ll make a full autistic Porter post

[whoblewboobear]

Weed really would fix Porter it so would. The only downside is that he only wants to do it with Jace and who’s like “I’m busy smoke on your own you’ll be fine.” And Porter does right, but he will not let Jace focus bc Porter is already a yapper and when he’s high it’s worse.

Jace is getting Porter’s fully autistic+high hyperfixation thoughts rapid fire from where he’s curled up under Jace’s standing desk. Eventually he does manage to get Jace under there with him and in his lap. Jace gives in bc he wasn’t gonna get anything done and Porter somehow ended up on the subject of his favorite movies and Porter talking film is one of his favorite pass-times.

Jace also loves that because Port is formerly straight edge his tolerance is crazy low. He cuts Porter off sometimes when they smoke together bc he gets cocky thinking he can match Jace’s tolerance. Jace only has to say, “Baby, that’s not how it works.” And press a little kissy to his lips for him to stop trying to steal the blunt.

Also, fuck it, Porter likes watching Jace prep things. Seeing him seal the paper or blunt with his tongue turns him on. After a hit or two he’s begging Jace to eat his ass. 🫣