#once upon time my housemates girlfriend wiped her arse and left her shit covered toilet paper ON THE FLOOR AND I HAD TO PICK IT UP
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me everytime i meet someone batshit insane at uni (WHEN WILL I LEARN)
#was talking to my mum about all the insane men ive lived with and she was like aw one day ur gonna write really fun short stories#makes it all worth it :)#once upon time my housemates girlfriend wiped her arse and left her shit covered toilet paper ON THE FLOOR AND I HAD TO PICK IT UP#AND THEN I BLEW UP THE HOUSE AND KILLED MYSELF THE END
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