#once the lights were off he threw my motherfucking microwave out the fucking window because he thought it was a bomb
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why am I always delt batshit insane friends? why cant fucking steve from networking get them?
#shadow realm confessions#friendship#no like seriously wtf is wrong w/them#what gods did i anger to have acquired these demons#literally#one of them upon entering my kitchen took a hard stare at my stainless steel Lowe’s microwave#backflipped using the counter as leverage towards the light switch#once the lights were off he threw my motherfucking microwave out the fucking window because he thought it was a bomb#how am i supposed to eat my craft mac-and-cheese now#relationship advice#dumbass thought that the explosion would somehow affect the lights???#my other friend once thought that a mutuals therapy cat was a skinwalker because it was “staring too much”#and gave it an unauthorized exorcism at 3am#the cat ate fucking catnip#lmk mk#lmk redson#lmk macaque#six eared macaque#rp blog#roleplay blog#NOT MACAQUE I AM NOT HIM#ALSO NO HOMO
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