#once again tumblr i am not tagging this 'hbo max'

[oflights]

do you have any fandom resolutions for the new year?

hmmmm. good question!!

i say this every year but i want to get better about commenting, always, and also about reccing?? i'm very weird about reccing because when i see something being recced a lot i'm sort of like "oh, there's no need for me talk about it" even when i genuinely loved it and think people should read it lol. and while i think there's a lot of merit to not reccing the same exact fics as everyone else over and over again, that also just results in me...not doing a lot of recs, even though i have a huge bookmarks folder of recs!

so there's a fandom resolution: more transparency as a reader!!

also getting through my already insane to-write list without getting burnt out. somehow.

[popculturebuffet]

Reviewcaps Open For Comission!

Well with trouble getting work, and more reviews under my belt to show off, i’m once again attempting to offer reviewcaps on comission! What’s a Reviewcap: 

What it probably sounds like, a combination of a mostly in depth recap of an episode of a show combined with analysis of the episode from character motivations, to how good it is, and with tons of jokes and refrences peppered throughout because that’s how I role. Their usually fairly long, especially for 20 minute shows, and I think their getting pretty damn good, though as always with anything it’s subjective. I also did these for single comic book issues a while back.  What would I get for my money with one of these?: A review of any episode , or episodes if you want to buy more than one, of any animated show you want, with as much analysis as I can give depending on how familiar I am with the show.  I’ll also do comics (and superhero shows obviously), and while I gear towards animation I will be more than willing to do a live action show.  What Shows Can You Do? Whatever you want, just as I said the depth of my anyaliss will probably depend on my familiarity with the show and you can feel free to ask, and sometimes, especially with superhero shows I could’ve not seen the show or that much of it, for instance Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon, but I might be familiar with the source matieral.. or it could be a case like Spawn where I’m not familiar with either the cartoon or material. Or it could be based on nothing like Miraclous Lady Bug and I just really don’t know that much, but will still do any necessary research for context because i’m a professional and will still do the damn research like one. Though if you want me to go in blind, i’m also willing to do that too, dealers choice, but I prefer to be prepared. Same rules go for comics. That being said I have tagged, both to hit more people and to give you an idea tons of shows I do love or know well and will gladly cover and a few characters such as spider-man or brands such as marvel i’m usually pretty good with. 

What are your Prices:

For tv it varies depending on episode length: Around 11 minutes, $3: This includes seperate episdoes and shows like amphibia or star vs where I can easily cover one two episodes bundled into a half hour block. However I will review both episodes in a block as I tend to for regular coverage as long as you pay for both. 

around 22 minutes or half an hour $6: The range is because I’m more than willing to do netflix shows but most go on a bit longer than network, but i’m still more than willing to cover them here for the same price. This includes half hour specials of normally 15 minute shows or holiday specials and what not.

45 minute shows or specials $10: Simple enough another slight bump but fair enough for double the content to be covered Movies  $15: A price bump but naturally doing a full movie takes a hell of a lot of work, and is even something I haven’t done yet but feel I could do just be aware if I do take one of these it’ll be a while. But i’m more than willing, I just need a decent chunk of change to do it. I WILL have to see if I have the movie avaliable to me but I have most kids animated movies from the last decade avaliable thanks to my brother and nieces, and any movie on disney plus, netflix, amazon prime, hulu and for now hbo and hbo max.  Examples of my work:  I have reviewed many episodes with links on my various tabs but specific things iv’e done The ENTIRE first season of close enough, with three episodes done as advanced reviews and the entire rest of the season covered in ONE DAY. Found here A retrospective on tom lucitor that’s so far up to friendimies , links HERE The second season of Amphibia up to it’s latest episode HERE with new reviews every saturday.  All of Season 3 of Ducktales with coverage resuming whenever the show returns, found HERE The Luna and Sam episodes of loud hosue along with one I did previous can be found here  The Red Action episodes of OK KO, found  A HERE Current every so often coverage of every X-Men Evolution Episode and a retrospective on Marvel’s dawn of x line one year in both found on THIS PAGE And scattered episodes of other show including one of Steven Universe, one of Bojack Horseman and one of Quack Pack.. yes Quack Pack, to show I will review ANYTHING.  How do you want to be contacted?: Shoot me an ask or instnat message. I also WILL give out my discord on request for these sorts of things, within reason if your not comfortable using Tumblrs IM system.  and we can go from there.  How do I pay you: Through Paypal which I will give out privatley for security reasons or Vinemo. While I currently don’t have vinemo set up if you prefer that i’ll gladly set it up for you. I prefer to give Paypal out personally so people don’t just throw me money at me with little communication. I prefer some to properly get things set up. 

And that’s about it. So feel free to send that money flowing my way so I can put it to good use in these rough times and i’ll see you soon hopefully! 

[mercyedes]

tagged by @emptymasks  ; i would tag u if you hadn’t already done it LOL

rules:  answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

tagging: uhh i tried to avoid people who had been tagged already which is usually the whole hbo war chat lmao, @damnyoualex @allstarrnicky @hoosiersblanket @skipsmalark @spartan-in-a-b-25 @hellyeahcanofpeaches @huhjean @hobbitonamission @221bcastielst

THE LAST

1. drink: water 2. phone call: my mom 3. text message: a skype to emma 4. song you listened to:  Nicotine - Panic! At The Disco 5. time you cried: I cry at least one every two days tbh  6. dated someone twice: no i am too committed to my one friend  7. kissed someone and regretted it: no again 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yeah !! a pet ! and a fictional character  10. been depressed: currently am my dude bro 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i would have ,, to drink first

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. blue 13. purple 14. shades of pink or red? 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: lmao hah 16. fallen out of love: no emma ily  17. laughed until you cried: we made her eat a combination of all the expired foods in my fridge. she was still awake and turned over with her ipod light. punched in the back of the head, that one girl last year who slammed into my forehead, “why is that ross from friends”, this is just a list of a lot of inside jokes  18. found out someone was talking about you: I have good hearing and a good friend it comes back to me eventually, so yeah  19. met someone who changed you: emma watching IT changed me  20. found out who your friends are: i kno who she is  21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no lmao nasty 

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them  23. do you have any pets: yea a lot of them but it changes a lot  24. do you want to change your name: yes but also it wouldnt happen im too lazy  25. what did you do for your last birthday: actually nothing if i remember 26. what time did you wake up: 6:00 in the gotdamn morning  27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. name something you can’t wait for: to get out of work tonight  29. when was the last time you saw your mom: this morning 31. what are you listening to right now: Nothing atm  32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: nope 33. something that is getting on your nerves: work, having to do work, having to do anything tbh 34. most visited website: def tumblr, youtube, skype if it counts 35. hair colour: dark brown 36. long or short hair: too long i should cut it more than a few inches lmao  37. do you have a crush on someone: someone real and not a celebrity? no  38. what do you like about yourself: i one day will kill myself we just dont know when  39. want any piercings: not really lol  40. blood type: no idea !  41. nickname: i mean not really enough to put down lmao  42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: virgo  44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: band of brothers, i only like the pacific for any scene snafu is in, i used to like game of thrones but then ramsay died and now it sucks ass, (cry) bates motel, sort of american horror story but eh. 46. tattoos: i dont have any ? i should get one of emma’s name tbh  47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: not really i got stitches once  49. piercing: my ears but i dont wear earrings lol  50. sport: fucki christ no im a lard ass, sometimes i ride horses but its literally two or three times a month if that  51. vacation: no i aint no rich bitch  52. pair of trainers: huh 

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: nothing right now i just had some cereal  54. drinking: water 55. i’m about to: get ready to work, should probably write a lab really quick 56. waiting for: nothin, honestly to go see IT again tho lmao its a good ass movie and emma needs to win me a fuckin stuffed animal again  57. want: to fuck the goddamn clow n the fuck  58. get married: they rich ?  59. career: to do nothing and get money 

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: neither !! 

61. lips or eyes: no theyre gross  62. shorter or taller: emma is one inch taller ; )  63. older or younger: soldier : 76 or gtfo  64. nice arms or nice stomach: hanzo has a nice stomach and arms  65. hook up or relationship: do i look lik e the kinda bitch to care  66. troublemaker or hesitant: fuck outta here w/ either of those 

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger:  no 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: not yet lmao  70. turned someone down: no who tf  71. sex on the first date: bruhhhhh stop  72. broken someone’s heart: probably any character i end up liking is ruined  73. had your heart broken: mrs mallard  74. been arrested: no but thats shocking  75. cried when someone died: yes !!! norman !!! ramsay !! the fuck  76. fallen for a friend: i mean 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: no 78. miracles: no 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: who cares 82. angels: i am one 

OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: emma, that is current past and future  84. eye colour: brown but like really dark brown i hate it  85. favorite movie: brother bear of course, literally any movie about a horse, any lame amazon horror movie (aka bad ben which wasnt lame and terrified me), uh IT is now a damn good film, most marvel movies, the mad max franchise, honestly transformers, a lot more