#onaga actually does look a lot like kindaichi omg

[every-anahori]

[haikyuu-loves-thiccies]

Could I get headcanons of chubby!reader as Karasuno's manager meeting the other teams and our crows trying to protect her from their flirting?

I did Nekoma, Fukurodani and AobajohsaiI can do a part two later on with Shiratorizawa, Johzenji and Date Tech, or whatever other teams you want later on! This just got really long QWQ

    N e k o m a . 

- The Kuroo Vs Daichi tension is HIGH. 

- Daichi is suddenly very in front of Kuroo, unwilling to let the flirty cock-head get to you.

 - But like.. He can't stop Kuroo from winking at you from a distance, yknow~? 

- Which he does... a lot~ 

- Kenma's asking questions, lots of questions. Shocking amounts of questions. To Hinata.

  - “Who is she?...” “When did she start?...” “Is she single?- Don't look at me like that!” 

- All around, flustered and curious. ;)   - Hinata wants to encourage Kenma but also like,,, not my manager, man. She's off limits.   

- Lev and Yaku are bickering over you!  

- Lev tries to introduce himself and Yaku just fucking PUNTS him away from you.

- “sTAY FOCUSED, LEV.” Turns to you “I'm Yaku, by the way~”  

- Whenever Yaku tries to be all friendly-flirty with you, both Daichi and Kuroo team up on him lmao 

- Taketora is frozen, usually hiding behind Tanaka.

  - Ur too cute 4 him help 

- Tanaka laughs but like.. he's the same way so oops

  - Shohei, Inouka, Yuki and Tamahiko are constantly buzzing around you. Shohei is usually silent, just smiling cutely and nodding with whatever the others say. Inouka is the on that doesn't seem to shut up lol, while Yuki chimes in every now and again to tell you that you're like, really pretty!!! Tamahiko seems to be the one that tries to keep them from getting too weird about it lmao 

 - Kai.. Poor kai... He just wants to play volleyball 

 - But also... ur really pretty...   

- But THE OTHERS WONT LEAVE YOU ALONE GOD DAMMIT.

   - Kei laughs at his struggle. 

 A o b a  J o h s a i .      

 - OIKAWA. LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE. - Hajime. 

 - Hajime after practice - “Hey, I'm Hajime.. Want me to help you clean up?” 

 - Oikawa seriously is the first in line to get your attention- and he throws a fit when Hajime calls him out on it, but then tries to flirt with you too!! 

 - Kageyama will literally bark at Oikawa. He will not let you get tainted by the trash man.    

 - Hanamaki, Matsukawa and Kunimi are admiring you from a distance, mumbling to each other about how cute you are, and how they hope you never fall for a guy like Oikawa lol  

- They're pretty calm about the whole thing, but they feel sorry for you- having to deal with Oikawa constantly flirting with you is draining.   

- Hanamaki and Matsukawa lowkey try to convince Kunimi to talk to you~   

- Tanaka and Noya will not let that happen. 

 - Yahaba and Watari are both so sweet with you. They want your attention (Especially Watari), but get flustered up whenever you acknowledge them.   

- Yahaba is a tsundere lmao  

- Yamaguchi absolutely hates how cute Watari is and how Watari can just flutter his pretty eyelashes at you and oooHHH he burns with a jealous hate. 

 - Kei is also a tsundere lmao   

- Kyotani glares at you from a safe distance. 

 - You're cute, and that pisses him off. 

 - What the fuck is he supposed to do, approach you? 

 - He just kinda... Unknowingly glares... Oops 

 - Tanaka and Noya both try to fight him for glaring at you.   

- Kindaichi will GLADLY approach you, even if Oikawa gets mad at him for it!!  

 - Boy don't give a shit!! You're cute!! He wants to talk to you!!! 

 - Fuck his senpai!! Cute girls always overrule!!!   

- Kageyama will also bark at him. 

   F u k u r o d a n i .    

 - Bokuto sees you and is like “Akaashi.. look.. cute girl!!”   

- Akaashi nods, acknowledging that you are in fact, a cute girl   

- It takes Akaashi a few seconds to realize Bokuto is dragging him over to you LOL   

- Bokuto's all like, “pay attention to me!! I'm big buff bird!!” But also lowkey like “This is akaashi,, do you like guys with sticks up their asses?~”   

- Akaashi just wants to sleep for 100 years tbh spare him. 

 - Hinata bounces up in front of you like “Bokuto!!! Show me how to do that one thing you did during practice!!!” 

- Lowkey.. he's saving you ; )

   - Onaga and Washio both want to approach you, but the looks the Karasuno third years give them is enough to tell them not too.

  - Both are highly afraid of Asahi, who is the one unintentionally scaring them off lmao.

   - Akinori will happily flirt with you just a little bit.   

- His attitude kinda pisses Kei off, cause he's pretty confident in himself, but also not overly loud or obnoxious the way Bokuto is. What if you actually start to like him? 

 - Hell no. 

 - Sarukui is very nice to you, not overly flirty in any way. He's probably the most calm and friendly of all the boys that approach you lol.   

- None of the Karasuno boys seem to actually notice him until its too late and he's already gotten your phone number   - Oops!   

- Komi.. However..   

- Everyone knows when Komi is talking to you. 

- He fumbles his words and is overly loud- help him omg 

 - Bokuto himself steps up to try and get Komi to calm down to you and talk to you like a normal person 

 - Something Kei is both amused and annoyed by XD