#on top of that he is laughing sm bc he got insulted?!!???

[oscars-thighs]

i don’t care how good that dick is. absolutely NO man is THAT funny.

[socheckitout-mikey]

Hi!!! Can I request headcanons for a dally with a girly girl who is smart and does debate club?

dally and a feminine, smart and debate club s/o?! i love this one sm! sorry it took me a million years to post. i hope you enjoy these! (': <3 - mae

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Dally Dating a Feminine, Smart and Debate Club S/o:

° dally genuinely picks on you sm, but all in good fun, ofc! like ya'll will be at school and he's the asshat to tug on your ponytail or jab the eraser of his pencil in between your shoulder blades.

° he loves that fiery look in your eyes when you whip around to shoot him daggers. there's always a witty insult on the tip of your tongue, but then you register who it is and dally can't help but have this shit eating smirk on his face. he finds it adorable you've been stunned for a moment.

° "what's up, buttercup? cat got your tongue?" he thinks he's so slick lmaoo he's not.

° "no, just your stupidity."

° "so we're using our big girl words today?"

° you almost became the human torch with how mad you were at him.

° he lowkey bullies you a bit, but it's affectionate ✨! if someone else even tries to tease you, he's either cussing them out or going out swinging!

° he tried "helping" you prepare for a debate and it went south real fast.

° "what do you mean i gotta go at a different angle? this debate is dumb!"

° "it's only dumb bc you don't debate- you argue like a brat!"

° "what'd you just call me? you chicken shit!"

° or it went something like: "whaddya mean he said that to you? who is this guy anyway? he sounds like a punk! is he sayin' you're stupid? i'll kick his ass!"

° like dally gets HEATED!

° "just knock his lights out. otherwise i'll key his car-"

° "it's debate club, not fight club, dally!"

° "who said anythin' about fightin'? i said i'd key his car! those are two very different things."

° "dal no-"

° "it's okay, i don't mind doin' your dirty work, babe. just don't be a snitch."

° lol your petname is now snitch even tho you're not a snitch ghfdbsdhfds.

° he's lowkey (highkey) proud whenever you win a debate and takes you out to a Diner for burgers and all bc dally got hungry waiting outside the gym for your debate to be over.

° don't try running your debate past him bc dally get's real bored, real fast. he'll fall asleep or annoy you until you give him attention lol.

° he also encourages you to get on top of the table and drop kick your opponent dsnhgfjdgbndfsjfas.

° "everyone would be able to see my underwear! so no!" you snapped in horror, totally embarrassed.

° "hey, if that's the price for some entertainment in Nerdville then bring it on!" dally grinned, sitting on the edge of your bed.

° "if anyone saw my underwear you'd give them a black eye." you smarted back to him rather sassily.

° "exactly! you get a little action, i get a little action- next thing you know we'll be tag teamin' at a wrestlin' event. whaddya say?"

° "you're literally a freak, dal."

° everyone looks at y'all weird bc you're sort of the physical opposite of each other, but that's okay. dally likes to glare at people while you just laugh at him.

° you guys just act normally ig lol. being opposites brings you guys together: dally does teach you to let loose a little more and have fun. he's the main reason why you got grounded for six months oops.

° he's just dally at the end of the day and he's pretty grateful you've got some thick skin and a sense of humour, because he wouldn't actually know what to do if he made you cry.

° lol you did pretend to cry once and he sorta panicked a bit. he was not happy when he started apologizing and you started pointing and laughing at him.

° you got whipped in the face with your pillow and called a little shit. you were still laughing when he moved the pillow and pressed kisses against your lips. he was giggling the whole time. awwwww!

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[cabin-13]

u said self indulgent nico hcs?? 👀👀

ajkdsjkkj when I say self-indulgent, it’s Self-Indulgent and i pretty much ignore richard’s canon / haven't reread the books from either series in a long time nor have i read toa but if ur really interested... (long post ahead, sorry!)

nb nico is top tier 

goes by he/they pronouns 

touristcore aesthetic that’s slowly encroaching into e-person territory

he’s The Blueprint

likes thorn from the hex girls (even the reboot ver.) but digs dusk’s look more

how is this related u may ask?

yeah, i answer

idc abt canon so he and drew are bitchy friends and drew rags on his appearance constantly while brushing his hair but throws in self-care tips btwn loving insults

nico: you know im not a boy right

drew: doesnt change the fact you look like a wet rat, sweetie <3

i will forever stand by reynico being (platonic) soulmates and im gonna b extra self-indulgent and say they were friends in previous lives too and that’s why they vibed w each other so well <3 

speaking of previous lives, well.... heh..

(no but really, this hc is kinda embarassing but , if u want elaboration uhhhhhhhhhh)

i know nico only has like. a 5th grade education but i like to think he would be a good student ... if anything i think hades would at least homeschool him with the ghosts of (famous) teachers ??? he seems to be naturally curious and he’s kind of a smart ass (not in a mean way) in canon idk

polyglot nico! polyglot nico! polyglot nico!!!! he becomes the go-to translator at camp ( like he isn't already sjkjskjdk) 

yes he would know asl. why? bc i said so and rick needs to include include some hoh/deaf characters within the greek/roman pantheon <3 (if there is, not counting hearthstone from mcga)

leo finds out abt nico knowing spanish bc he once snorted at a joke he said and now leo won’t stop telling him shit like “¿cuál es la fruta que más se ríe? .... la naranja, ja, ja, ja --”

ironically has the best hair at chb (rick once said the di angelos had silky hair in the titan’s curse i think + reyna said something abt his hair too in boo ?? i'll have to check...) once he cleans up and the aphrodite kids are seething

nico’s hair starting to gray at a young age is also an interesting concept ! i think tumblr user fuocogo drew something ft that and it stuck with me

really self indulgent but he’s roman at heart (maybe even Literally. i read somewhere that an italian fan said the di angelos fit the desc. of modern day romans better than venicians ?? if i find it, i’ll link it >>>)

 i like to think his family are legacies of victoria seeing as he’s always one of the key pieces / an important informant for winning both wars ... plus his grandpa was a diplomat and uhhh idk where I was going w this ngl

speaking of family, I need to know if the di angelo bloodline no longer exists assuming maria was an only child and there was no mention of any other di angelos aside from her parents ..? i like the idea of nico finding out that he has more family tho !!

also I would love it if rick cleared up where and when he met maria pls and thank u <3

I MISS BABY NICO’S PERSONALITY SM ... which is why i propose that whenever one of his friend’s see his eyes sparkling and arms waving while he babbles abt whatever topic, they think it’s really cute !!!! like !! keep talking !! 

 he gets embarrassed when he sees his friends smiling at him but it kinda makes him a bit teary eyed bc it’s been so long since he was able to talk abt his interests without being shut down / forcing himself to keep quiet because he felt like he was being too childish/annoying

what im saying is that he should be able to act like a kid bc he is one !!!! he's 14 !!!!!

he either has the cutest laugh or the weirdest laugh and it strictly depends on who ur asking

i feel like he sneezes like a kitten...............he sneezes and everyone whips their head around to look at him and he’s never wanted to dig a hole and put himself in it more than now

i like the imagery of tinkling bells being associated with him so im gonna sayyy he would have a necklace with a little bell (something like this kinda ??) and yes, leo would’ve made it for him as a joke kinda but not really

valdangelo (either as a friendship or nah) is underrated

like ur telling me this kid has a metal dragon and builds the coolest things ever and nico doesn't even think it’s a little bit cool ?? nah. rr did them dirty.

the kids at camp love him and i won't take no for an answer

he brings out ye ol’ mythomagic figurines to explain/show them the monsters and gods of the greek pantheon

it’s a win-win situation bc he gets to babble abt his hyperfixation and the kids get to learn abt what they're gonna get into in a way that’s better than the camp orientation film (since nico’s literally the only one who’s seen it ((but i think the stolls wanted to check it out too ??)) )

they give him a “camp’s best counselor <3333” mug and he cries abt it to reyna and hazel

yes he’s wearing an unusual amount of friendship bracelets no he's not gonna take them off shut up

unfortunately im team short!nico bc i want 2 see him get engulfed by the hugs his sisters (yes this includes reyna) and friends give him !!! 

he wears demonia platform sneakers / doc martens (and converse but that’s p much a given) thank you <3

piper/nico friendship ... I Need It

they borrow each other’s clothes constantly

leo and them clown on jason  and jason is Suffering but he loves them all so it’s ok 

piper could probably carry nico 

nico stress bakes 

yeah

he and clovis become good friends and hang out in the dream world and u know what, im gonna say they’re cuddle buddies too. clovis seems like he would give nice hugs !

im a sucker for nico having friends from different pantheons too !!! also becoming sort-of friends with gods/immortals of different pantheons !!

the underworld demigod discord gc is cursed; one moment they're all talking abt how they're pretty much fated to stay in the underworld while they're both living and after they die but the next moment someone says they want a hug and a chorus of “yeah...”’s follows.

nico was a momma’s boy most definitely 

speaking of which, i like to think that while him and bianca looked like their dad and mom respectively, it would’ve switched when they got older ?? idk

autistic nico ..... rick make it canon and not btwn the lines......

idk how to explain this one bc it’s just Plain Weird but . i feel like . nico would like?? hang out under his bed ??? maybe i’ll draw a pic or something and edit this later sjjdjkddk

this is just me projecting but he hates looking at mirrors / seeing himself in photos bc the person he sees doesn't match the person he sees in his head ?? if that makes sense ??? like he doesn't look like the nico he used to be bc of how much his appearance changed ? idk

uhhh he sometimes hallucinates, esp when he was in tartarus and in the month after coming out of the jar

maybe i’ll elaborate on this later ..

i need more annabeth and nico friendship pls...... both of them like/liked percy and now he can't stop getting clowned 

HOWEVER.... if I see one more “not his/my type” joke im going to delete my tumblr

speaking of which, i have a conspiracy theory abt Things, but i don't wanna get my ass sniped into next tuesday

introvert leo forcing himself to be the group comedian even though he’d much rather be with machines and extrovert nico who pushes ppl away so he doesn't get hurt but desiring the company of another type vibes. im not gonna elaborate.

his latest hyperfixation is pokemon and his favorite pokemon are gengar and skitty, but jirachi and mimikyuu are close seconds

has a crush on N Harmonia  and a bunch of the male gym leaders no im not gonna elaborate

this isn't a hc but. rick u really gotta stop writing abt ppl automatically distrusting nico because of his appearance / godly parent (although some were kinda warranted based of their personal history even though nico still pulled through in the end)  im getting tired of reading abt ppl wanting to like. hurt him or Actually hurting him for stuff he didn't have control of sjkjsjkdsjkdk (like wtf happened with frank when hazel got poisoned?? I thought frank actually liked nico ahjkjsjkf) 

uhhhhh that’s p much it ??????  sorry for the long ass post .. maybe i’ll write abt him more if ppl really want me to...