#on today's episode of

[helicrazy]

@ask-smokescreen "You know, Vortex, I think I could escape from a trap like that VERY easily. … But also, hey, my corpse is unfraggable."

"Wanna bet?"

[undescribed1mage]

Oceans violin if you even care.

[ryanstillwrites-if]

13 and 23 for the end of year asks pls!

13. How was your birthday this year?

uh, to be honest... i don't actually remember what happened. i guess that means it wasn't all that great then but on the bright side, it can't have been bad either. it was just another day.

23. If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?

learn to take a fucking break every now and then. drink more water and less redbull. tell your family you love them more often. don't start vaping in march (you quit in november anyway). take time off from work and go on that vacation with your girlfriend. go to therapy.

[flawlessflesh]

a mermaid duet, featuring our shining stars laios and thistle

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[missmitchieg]

this isn't s12 anymore, there's no reason for the writers and Messer to keep hating on Luke and Tara

Like damn, sorry they aren't rich white dudes. The characters are still people. You have to give them something or they'll just be basically be interchangeable with inanimate objects, which is not great writing.

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[srapsodia]

"Call for the ball one more time, Ace!"

(Based on that one gif of Christiane Endler lifting up her teammates)

[emzurl]

They're all I think about

[tidesreach]

happy father's day specifically to that one scene where eddie calls buck a deadbeat dad in the middle of a supermarket for their entire team and the rest of the store to hear and buck stumbles over trying to negotiate visitation "do you know how much christopher misses you? how could you? you're not around" "maybe—maybe i could come visit" you will always be so famous to me <3

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

You’re telling me this ISN’T what happened in season 1 episode 1????

Is it hypocritical for Aang to be the one to call Zuko bald when he is objectively balder? Yes. Was this really funny to me? Also yes. God may forgive you for not capturing the avatar, but NO ONE will forgive you for that fuckass ponytail.

[blackpearlblast]

the thing is israel basically belongs to the united states. it is funded by our government. they test weapons for us. when the us defends israel it is not defending a sibling nation where there might be room for them to break away or disagree, it is defending its own military interests. i think this is important for understanding why the states are acting this way and to make it clear this is something US citizens are directly involved in, as much as any other cruel, imperialistic war we are told to support, only to be apologized for as wrong decades later. you can apologize for the deaths once you have already benefitted from the deaths. that is how these things go but it is always essential to fight that pattern because we already know how it ends if we were to let it play out. none of this is new, for all the claims of complexity, it is the same old playbook and we must recognize it for what it is and fight it as we would any other demand for crimes against humanity in the name of "peace". learn from the past, learn from each other, learn from those who have been fighting this struggle longer than we have been alive. mass opposition to US imperialism, to settler colonialism, to """justified""" genocide is the only way.

[time-woods]

do you think theyll ever be able to escape that cycle of sadness ? or will they be forever stuck in the madness, together ?

they really are bound to that sadness madness

[amygdalae]

charcoal on his nose btw

[lylahammar]

IT'S FALIGON DAY BABYYYYYY I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY SINCE 2018 WE'RE POPPIN MASSIVE BOTTLES 🥳🎉🐉🍾🍻🔥

[titan-fanatic]

On January 10, 2004, the Teen Titans episode titled "How Long is Forever?" first premiered. In that episode, Starfire is transported 20 years into a twisted future where the Titans have all separated because she disappeared.

Since the episode aired 20 years ago, that would mean that today is the day she came back.