#on the orher hand it was hilarious

[cinnabeat]

anyways the best thing ive ever done in all the years ive been in college was in my 3d art class when i had to basically make a rock out of plaster and to this day people still ask me why i have a whole ass baseball sized rock on my desk like thank you so much for validating me that is my baby rock ive created out of aluminum foil plaster and paint

[misc-obeyme]

May I bring you another funny image in these trying timws:

mc's hands shake a lot/they aren't used to small D3 screems or any other reason they have a LOT of typos. now n & m are mext to each orher in the keyboard. so now

imagine. mc tries to type "nice" and accidentally types Mice sending it to barb. now chaos.

(totally not based of me also sorry for typos ive had typos for so long i can't see some of them anymore)

You know, a lot of people (irl people I mean) think I'm like a stickler for correct grammar and no typos and such like, but honestly it does not bother me at all. They think because I like read and write that I must have this need to have all communication be perfect. And the reality is that if I can understand what you're trying to say, that's all I care about lol. So no worries about typos!

Anyway, I suppose it depends on the context! Like what was MC trying to say when they wrote mice instead of nice?

I think it'd be really funny if they were trying to say "you're so nice Barbatos!" and it came out "you're so mice!"

He'd be like excuse you?

Or how about "That dinner you made was really mice."

I like to think that Barb'd be smart enough to realize it's a typo, but I love the idea of his initial reaction being, "It was WHAT"

Then he's uncertain if it's a typo or not, so he has to check.

"Surely you meant nice, MC?"

But after the first few times, I think he'd just start to realize your typing patterns. He would even notice that your hands are shaky when you text other people around him.

Then Diavolo gets a text from you and he's just sitting there looking at his D3 all ???

Eventually he says to Barb, "Barbatos, what do you suppose MC means when they say 'today was really mice'?"

To which Barbatos says, "Ah, they mean nice, Young Master."

And Diavolo just finds it absolutely hilarious that you've typo'd nice to mice enough times now that Barb just knows it. Because that means he's had several mice text jumpscares lol.

[hel-phoenyx]

Domhildr belongs to @soupedepates, Oli to @thal-ent, Meili to @azeler and Kaizarz to @corneille-but-not-the-author

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I sigh as a bottle flies right above my head, crashing on the wall right behind me.

The woman sitting in front of me almost jumped out of her chair on the sound of broken glass, but I remain unscathed. I just want to finish my beer in peace, is that too much to ask ?

"What in the name of the Glorious Lady of Blood was that ?!"

"The usual," I simply answer before finishing my drink. "Sit down, if they haven't hit me it's proof they either don't know how to aim, or know too well."

I'm used to bar fights at this point, it has become my daily life ever since I accepted to go out with them once in a while. I suppose someone insulted Oli again and- there we go, another bottle right for my face. This time, I block it with a chair, under the admirative eyes of the woman.

"Damn, you're quick."

"Thanks, force of habit. It looks like they indeed don't know how to aim."

It's starting to tire me, but I can't let them alone any longer. Meili is still training, I'm the only responsible adult here, and that's saying something considering this is my tenth drink.

My current companion smiled in a way I know a bit too well.

"You know, if you want to be away from the flying bottles, I know a place..."

There we go again. Third girl this week. Really, I don't get my success with women, or men for that matter. And it's starting with the ones I absolutely have no right to seduce...

I blink, letting her image fade away from my eyes. In front of me, the very real girl trying to hit on me is still there, hand held in front of her. One moment, I contemplate the gnawing tempation to just take it and forget my problems for a moment, as fleeting and unstatisfactory as those embraces can be ; but from the other side of the bar erups a sudden scream.

"TYYYYYYYYR ! A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE !"

My eyes roll. That's my cue, and clearly the owner of this voice won't suffer to wait any longer.

"Sorry," I tell the girl, "but apparently I am needed on the frontline. That idiot is gonna get killed if I don't step in."

She frowns, but just shrugs.

"Okay, fine. Invitation still stands for another day."

But both of us know another day, I won't even consider it. I tilt my head in her direction before staning up, empty mug in hand, and goes right to the orher side of the bar where a very annoying soldier only has time to lift the bar stool he's holding before a swift hit sends him on the floor out cold.

In front of him, a 4 feet fairy with half her head shaven is looking at me, dagger in hand, with a wary expression that lighten up when she sees the poor sap fall on the ground.

I sigh the heaviest I can.

"Really, Domi, this is like the third time I have to get you out of a bar fight."

Domhildr sticks her tongue at me.

"Not my fault they were insulting Oli again ! Plus, one of those assholes almost injured them, look, their poor wing !"

I turn my head towards said Oli, that is currently flying on top of the other fighters, using their claws to drop various objects on the head of their enemies. Very much not hurt, if I say so myself, but the vision is objectively hilarious, and I have to admit I couldn't help but smile.

"Ah, yes, the very real wound of Oli's wing. Very hurtful indeed."

"Stop sassing me, this is a case of emergency- LOOK OUT !"

Ah, well, apparently, the fighters considered I'm now in the brawl, and decided to jump on me five versus one. Not very cool of them, I'd say, but it's their loss.

A flash, and five new poor idiots are now lying down on the ground, whining in pain. Brought down by a terrible electric shock coming directly from my skin. Shouldn't have tried to hit me directly, little bastards.

The other brawlers just look at me before running away in screams while I turn slowly towards them. Heh. Sometimes having dominion over thunderstorms and lightning does have its perks.

Domhildr's smile widens again.

"Knew I could count on you, my guy. Sorry for ruining your hookup."

"Wouldn't have gone that far anyway. You're not hurt ?"

"Nah, I'm fine. Now to hide the mess before we get spotted by the guards-"

"The fuck happened here ?!"

Too late. Domi, Oli and I all turn towards the door to see the gigantic silhouette of our beloved king blocking the door. All the other tenants immediatly jump on the ground, bowing down with fervor, and as always, I can't stop my heart to skip a beat when he enters, looking down on all of us from his 8 feet of height.

Oli has a little laugh next to us.

"If you want my opinion, that is definitely worse than a guard."

They're saying that with a smile, and I guess Meili's presence behind him is a proof he just wanted to find us, but still, not exactly for my good look to stand in the middle of six of his subjects out cold on the ground, especially since he knows I'm not keen on fighting like this.

Domhildr is the only one that stays unfazed.

"Hey, Kaizarz! Didn't think I'd see you tonight~"

"Didn't think I'd see you in the middle of a fight AGAIN," laughs our king once the surprise disappeared from his face. "And this time you brought Tyr into your mess..."

Aforementionned Tyr rolls his eyes again. Too bad it doesn't stop my heart from going quicker when he walks towards us and puts a hand on my shoulder. Ocean-damned stupid unrequited crush.

"What I wouldn't give for ONE evening of tranquility."

"Well, you still came with us, mister brooding bitch!"

"And lucky for you, Domi, or you would have been in far worse shape."

She sticks her tongue towards me again, while Kaizarz sighs.

"Can you please just get along, guys?"

The nexts words are spoken in unison.

"I don't see what you're talking about."

Domhildr bursts out laughing, same as Oli, and I allow myself to smile. Yes, what I woudn't give to one evening of tranquility, but if I'm completely honest, this kind of happiness I woudn't trade for anything.

[castielsparkle]

like on one hand i think itd be hilarious to post on the orher hand. digital footprint. and id more than seven people see it well. i am scared. i dont wanna be the castiel big naturals guy

hey to the seven people that voted yes to the castiel big naturals cosplay. i did it but im so fuckingscared

[ohkimani]

Lol what is it about that white boy that you like?

(SOBS) HE’S THE ONLY MAN WHO HASNT EVER LET ME DOWN HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO CONSISTENTLY PLEASANT AND ABOUT HIS GRIND AND SO SWEET BUT HILARIOUS IN HIS OWN WAY HIS SWAGGER IS UNTOUCHABLE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE WEAR GUCCI WITH SKINNY JEANS AND A TSHIRT SO EASILY LIKE HE DOES NOT GIVE A FIUCK I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW NOT EVERY WHITE BOY GETS ME LIKE THIS BUT HE HAS LITERALLY HAD ME WHIPPED SINCE XFACTOR LIKE HE COULD ASK ME TO SHOVE MY TOES UP MY ASS AND I WOULD ASK HOW MANY LIKE THERES SOMETHING SO PURE AND GENTLE AND RESPECTABLE ABOUT HIM THAT YOU JUST DONT SEE IN ANYONE ELSE AND HES BEEN SO HUMBLE ALL OF THESE YEARS LIKE WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BOY NOT A SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS MET HIM HAS SAID A BAD THING ABOUT HIM. NOT A SINGLE ONE. HE KEEPS HIS HEAD DOWN LOW AND MINDS HIS LANE AND HIS HANDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND HIS MIND IS SO VINTAGE AND CREATIVE IM LITERALLY STILL CRYING MY MOM TRIED TO THROW AWAY THE HARRY DOLL I GOT YEARS AGO AND I SOBBED ON THE PHONE BEGGING HER NOT TO LIKE IF YOU KNEW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO JUSTIFY LOVING ONE OF MY FAVES NOT ONLY TO ORHER PEOPLE BUT MYSELF AS WELL THEN YOU WOILD KNOW THAT HAVING A FAVE LIKE HARRY WHO IS JUST KIND AND HARDWORKING IS SUCH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR AND BEST OF ALL HE HAS NOT DISAPPOINTED ME WITH ANY OF HIS MUSICAL PURSUITS AS OF YET AND IM STILL CEYING