#omgqueueplease!

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thinking about genderqueer kent parson and how much i love them

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this is one of the most chaotic jack faces i have ever seen

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who in smh is the resident tik tok star?

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if you were in the omgcp fandom while the porn lookalike blog was still running you deserve a veteran's discount

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THE SECRET IS OUT!!

(but also, i love how coach and jack are so used to their antics)

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am i emotionally ready for check please to be over?? no. am i excited for ngozi to begin new projects that i can once again become obsessed with? yes, of course.

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SOMEONE SAVE HIM

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you're smiling at your phone because of a boy. i'm smiling at my phone because i'm reading fluffy fanfiction. we are not the same.

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HE LOOKS SO GOOD HERE. WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT??

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not only SHOCKED, but HORRIFIED

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I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH HAD AN EQUALLY AWKWARD "MEET THE PARENTS"

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i'm delirious bc it's so late, but can someone make a cybersix!lardo au?? please i'm begging. i need to see lardo in adrian's clothes.

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i always pictured jack being much more proactive about marriage and the engagement, but damn bitty is going IN

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i can only imagine what coach had gone through leading up to this visit. suzanne let the man REST!!

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i know there's a kent parson discord SOMEHWERE,, i just,, need to find it

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so like, i’m all for well-dressed kent parson au’s, but what about fashion disaster kent?

like he has a really good reputation when it comes to events and red carpet shit 

his suit game is strong, but of course it is. he has a stylist for this kind of stuff

but away from the cameras? 

THIS BOY IS A WRECK!!

Carly Rae Jepsen tour shirt? Floral shorts?? Birkenstocks??? 

not horrible separately, but when he wears them together it’s just,, it’s a lot happening

he wears this one shirt with a photoshopped kit purrson wearing a crown that says, “i’ll have to ask my cat first”

he says he only wears it because a fan gave it to him

he actually bought it special order from etsy

not to mention the fact that he has an absurd amount of graphic tees and not even the cute “hipstery” ones that everyone is wearing (like the nasa ones... you know which ones i’m talking about)

oh no!! he wears ones that he bought in like 2009. peak “RANDOM LOLZ RAWR XD” time.

He has one (being the math nerd he is) that reads, “come to the math side. we have pi”

another reads, “i’m cooler on the internet”

and of course he has one that says, “there’s a ninja on this shirt, you just can’t find him”

the aces have tried to help him, they really have

swoops has gone through his closet multiple times and thrown things out, but things just keep magically reappearing??

“kent didn’t i throw that lime green and brown windbreaker away last month?” “hmmm, did you? i don’t remember.”

“kent why do you still have those purple striped shorts?” “i have no clue what you’re talking about”

eventually people start digging up pictures of him from when he was in the Q and he actually dressed normal??

like he wore a lot of tight t-shirts and flannels and button downs along with nice jeans??

eventually he goes onto a talk show (idfk the view or something??) and they ask him why he has an,, interesting style to say the least and why it has changed so much since he had first started

he answers that he, “had a lot to prove back then and i couldn’t risk standing out for any wrong reasons. now that i’m an established player with a obvious future, i figure one thing i can give myself is the ability to dress however i want. it’s a small victory, but maybe one day soon i’ll be able to be my 100% honest self with my fans. i look forward to that day, but until then i hope you guys enjoy my pun shirts.”