#omg imagine könig actually giving sex ed or advice....

[kneelingshadowsalome]

plot twist: Königs son joins the army and becomes the best sniper they've ever seen 🤭

There's only one way this can go I think 🫠

König slowly gets that shocked Pikachu face as he bears witness to his son doing all the things he was supposed to do. He is proud, but also, how dare his son become the man he was meant to be?? And all on accident too because they handpicked his son for his accuracy and patience... The situation requires a few beers maybe......

Throw in a nice wholesome romance with some cute sniper girl and König is starting to get real bad reflux issues and a high blood pressure. He is proud of his son, of course he is! But it doesn't prevent him from giving this green boy some advice on how to squeeze the trigger, not pull it, and maybe a well-intentioned suggestion that if he wants to keep the pretty girl he should return the favor when she goes down on him... Just saying in case he didn't know... ....