#omg i gor a really nice comment on this one

[femmmie]

here is the entire fic for ppl who want to stay on tumblr

Amanda and Shayne stood at the Smosh office coffee-corner, the My Favorite Coffee bags still in abundance and honestly, smelling amazing.

"He's such a gentle soul".

"Oh absolutely."

Amanda towered over Shayne and he smiled at her as he was looking up at her. They were talking about their podcast with Anthony, their new boss and colleague. Maybe even their new friend. But Amanda sensed something in Shayne's voice.

"What's that tone?"

"What tone?"

"You can't fool me."

Amanda gently poked Shayne's cheek and scrunched her nose while smiling at him. Shayne couldn't get the words "mommy omg mommy" to stop looping in his head but he held it together.

"Alright, alright... I'm just feeling... I don't know. A little worried?"

"Why are you worried?"

"Well..." Shayne turned to the coffee machine to buy himself some time and to get out of the intoxicating mommy-aura.

"I mean, I've known Ian for years now. He's become one of my best friends. We had so many deep talks and I feel like I know him so much better than Anthony does."

"Are you jealous?" Amanda teased. She loved Shayne, the way he always looked like he was up to something. The way he was so care-free and had had such a guarded upbringing. He was like a cute prince she felt a need to protect from the word. 

"No, no it's not like that. It's just, Ian has been so on fire ever since Anthony is back. He has a spring in his step, the dude is positively glowing. I don't want that to change, you know! But I was also there when he wasn't... when the sun was eclipsed by too many clouds to fully shine. And I just don't want him to ever go back to that dark place."

"Shayne, you're so cute when you're in protective brother mode." Amanda beamed at Shayne and he couldn't help but blush. But he collected himself again and said:

"I've seen my friend go from dead behind the eyes to an absolute state of bliss - thanks MindSpace - and you know, I just don't trust Anthony yet to not do something unexpected again."

~ 

Anthony was on his way to get coffee, frowning and sulking. Amanda had seen right through him on the podcast. "I need to keep an eye on her," Anthony thought to himself. She was such a beautiful woman, and totally Ian's type: incredibly funny, with big... eyes and most importantly, she was very real. Too real in Anthony's opinion. Why did she press on him and Ian being just like two dads? He'd purposely let slip how she had kissed Ian that one time. He wanted her to know he knew. By this time though, the entire Smosh cast and even some of the crew had kissed Ian. It meant nothing. Right? It didn't make them better friends with Ian. Where was Ian? Anthony felt a rush of adrenaline flow through him.

"Anthony!"

"Ah, there you are!"

Ian looked immaculate: he wore a fitting dark blue t-shirt and ochre yellow pants. His light blue and green eyes accentuated by his golden glasses, he beamed at his best friend.

"Are you ready?"

"For what?"

"To get even more scared than last time?"

"Oh shit, what are we playing?"

"The new Dead Space. I'm legit already shitting myself."

Anthony laughed nervously. He loved horror games but also hated them. Loved them because of the rush, of how scared Ian got and how he could protect his best friend. But those games also scared him shitless. It gave him nightmares afterwards, not that he told anyone. They walked past the coffee corner. 

"Hey boss-men!" Shayne shouted. Amanda saluted them.

"Hi children," Ian said with a grin. 

Anthony laughed compulsively. All Ian's jokes were funny to him, he couldn't help it. They continued to walk through the vast industrial Smosh office. 

A crewmember had prepared the gaming room and greeted Ian. Ian gave her a convoluted handshake.

"Wow, you guys have a secret handshake?"

"Sure do," Ian said with a smirk as he made heart-hands to the crewmember.

Anthony's felt his blood pressure rising and he blurted out: "We also have a secret handshake, right Ian?" 

"Abso-freakin-lutely" Ian said and they did their own handshake. Anthony held eye contact with the crewmember while doing it. 

Dead Space was just as scary as it had been in 2013 and Ian and Anthony's throats were sore from screaming when they were done recording.

~

The next day, Shayne saw Anthony at the coffee-corner at the Smosh office. 

"Good mythical morning!" Shayne joked loudly. 

"Hey bro", Anthony said softly.

"So, Anthony, you and Ian, huh? You're best friends again, that's awesome."

"Just like old times - no, better than old times. It's incredible actually."

"You could say that." 

"What do you mean?"

"Never mind."

"Aren't you like best friends with Ian as well? Not that he talks about you, but I just figured it, as you've worked with him all these years." That came out a bit meaner than Anthony had planned, but these were his feelings, he couldn't help it. 

"Yes, actually, I am. We talk about work, cars, our feelings... And Ian, he's just the best. I'm so happy to be his friend." 

Was Shayne boasting his friendship with Ian? Anthony's chest hurt. All those years he had not been there to be Ian's confidant. And now Ian confided in this overrated Disney-prince. 

"I'm so happy for you, dude. And thank you for keeping an eye on him all these years."

"Ian may not always show it, Anthony, but he feels things very deeply, and he cares way more about things, about people, than you think. He also gets more hurt than he'd ever let on. So just..." Shayne was blushing. "Just be careful, okay?" 

"Of course," Anthony replied, not looking Shayne in the eye. He walked away. 

~

After a long day of shooting video's, Shayne stood at the coffee-corner once more. He looked at his cup, an angry gnome stood printed on it. He had gotten that cup from Damien years ago. But now it was mocking him. 

"The hot one's back. Your days at Smosh are all but numbered. The hot one hates you!" "Shut up, intrusive thoughs-gnome", Shayne said to the cup out loud. 

"Who are you talking to?"

Amanda had appeared. "Nobody!" Shayne said a bit fast. He quickly tried to fix his hair. 

"You know you look really hot when your hair's unruly like that" Amanda said in a soave tone.

"What?" "Nothing!" Amanda shouted, wide-eyed. "Stupid, stupid, you're married!" She said to herself. 

Anthony walked up to the coffee-corner, his hair extra dark, extra shiny. He wore a tight black shirt and grey jeans. Somehow he managed to look better every day the cast saw him.  

"Hi Anthony", Amanda said with a smile. 

"Hi Amanda! Hi Shayne, you look great", Anthony said.

"Not as hot as you." Shayne looked defiantly into Anthony's dark eyes. 

"Sure you are dude, I think we both have our own strengths in the looks department," Anthony said with a grin. He knew he was the hot one. He was the oldest and the hottest. He got a hot cup of coffee. 

"Oh my god! I have a whole basket full of apples, you can both take as many as you want!" Amanda referenced an old Greek tragedy. Nobody got it. Amanda loved working at Smosh but she was saddened at how much knowledge of the arts was lacking in some people, however hot they were. 

More and more people of the Smosh cast and crew were descending on the scene. When Ian arrived, laughing and arm in arm with Courtney, it was too much for Anthony to bear and he walked away again. 

~

It was late at the office. Ian hung around as usual to tidy the place up. Yes, they had cleaners and everyone did their best to put the props back in the right places, and to not mess up the kitchen too much. But Ian liked roaming around the office in the evening. He wasn't in a relationship and did not have a pet anymore. So why would he hurry to leave? And lately, ever since Anthony came back, the office did not feel like an empty home, even when nobody else was there. Or were they?

Ian was putting back some wigs when he suddenly felt a presence. Someone very familiar walked up to him from behind and put his hands over his eyes.

Ian felt the blood surging to his cheeks. He  knew exactly who it was. 

"Hello darkness my old friend", Ian sang. A high-pitched laugh close to Ian's neck made all his hairs stand on end. 

He turned around to face Anthony, who had just broken his silence. 

"You shouldn't hang around here alone, after hours... You're lucky it's me, because you were absolutely defenseless. Please be more careful?"

"But I'm not alone," Ian's eyes twinkled in the dark. 

"I guess you aren't. Finally, it's just the two of us though, Ian, I've been waiting all day, no, all week for this!"

"To creep up on me?"

Anthony scoffed. "No, you idiot. To hang out!" Anthony sighed and leaned back against the shelf behind him. "I know I've been a bit on edge ever since I've been back at the company. But it's just... you're such good friends with everyone here.

Back in the old days it used to be just us two, and then more people joined, frankly against my will. And you got along with everyone back then as well. It was so much harder for me to make new friends, Ian, and regardless, I just wanted to be with YOU. I guess I still have to get used to that now as well. I have to get used to the fact that you like Shayne, Amanda, Courtney and the rest better than you like me and we have a ways to go before we are really back to being best friends."

Ian took a step towards Anthony.

"But, don't you get it, Anthony?" 

Anthony didn't get it. Ian could be so hard to read.

"Talk to me, Ian!" 

"Yes, I LIKE all our employees, yes, I have friends other than you. But..." Ian slowly stepped even closer to Anthony, and reached up to fix a wayward curl. He slowly lowered his hand, softly touching Anthony's cheek in the process. Anthony gulped. 

"You are, my fire", Ian sang.

"The one desire", Anthony chuckled. 

"Oh my god! Dude, let's get some coffee, shall we?" "How about some weed instead?" 

They laughed and high-fived. 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Smosh Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ian Hecox/Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox/Shayne Topp, amanda lehan-canto/Shayne Topp Characters: Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla, Shayne Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto Additional Tags: Ianthony - Freeform Summary:

Anthony is back at Smosh but has a hard time getting used to all the other people besides Ian. He just wants to be with Ian and have his full, undevided attention! Meanwhile Shayne feels protective over Ian and doesn’t trust Anthony yet. Amanda is also there, being her majestic mom-friend self.

Thank you @lilac-hecox for giving me the idea! And sorry that it turned out a bit different huehue 

https://www.tumblr.com/lilac-hecox/724372671645794304/ive-been-seeing-so-many-posts-about?source=share

[imagines-mha]

So I know this is mainly for our beloved Assclass but, at any point in time because I need more content for my favorite feral copycat, could I get some hcs for Monoma falling in love with someone from class 1-a. I know it sounds impossible but like she finds his snark hilarious and she's always complimenting 1-b and sticking up for them if they need it. Man I would appreciate it so much, thanks!

Omg i LOVE this idea bro i migt actually turn it into a mini fanfic??? Idk yet but it was SO GOOD and fun to write!!! tysm for the request 💕💫 also i got carried away and totally wrote a drabble instead lmao SORRY DUDE

—Love Story- Monoma x reader—

♥️ Im sure i don’t need to highlight it too much, because we all fuckin KNOW.

Monoma is the most dramatic asshole to come from the show. Fr he’s gonna act like he’s living in romeo and juliet every night when he’s in his dorm alone it’s so eccentric like jusT TALK TO HER STOP BLASTING LOVE STORY BY TAYLOR SWIFT AT 3AM YOU HAVE A TEST TOMORROW

Before he knows he’s in love completely, he treats it like a fun game. He always wins at games, doesn’t he?

He doesn’t i have no idea why he still thinks he does wtf

♥️ You’re a new transfer student at UA, and are still settling into the school, meaning you’ve yet to see one of his acts of clownery; meaning he still has a chance

His classmates tell him to quit while he’s ahead. CLEARLY class 1-A have already warned you to avoid him, clearly you’re gonna know to just ignore him when he flaunts his worth to you.

Clearly, Monoma doesn’t listen.

His charm is good though, enough to be able to sweep almost any girl who barely knows him off of their feet in mere seconds. He knows how to script his praises, and ensures he’s done his research on you beforehand to personally detail the comments to suit your style

He has one plan: go and win her over with one compliment. Sweep her off her feet and ride off into the distance where 1-a and 1-b no longer matter and it’s just the both of you alone together i told u he was dramatic dude smh

He’s all prepared for the big moment: he has his hair all neatly done, making it certain he smells nice, slapping on a smirk with just enough attitude that makes it seem as if he wasn’t up all night planning for this exact moment. He’s readier than he’ll ever be

He sees you walking into school with Mina and Uraraka, chattering away, when he suddenly leans against the doorway in front of you, his voice already carrying on with a level of confidence you didn’t even know existed

“Forgive me if i’m wrong, but you must be the brand new transfer student? My, i knew you’d be pretty but i didn’t know you’d be this gor-“

“Don’t be a creep monoma-“ mina sighed, pushing past him and leading you through the door.

“That’s the monoma we warned you about” she laughed, “just don’t pay any attention-“

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He should have really been put off from then, but his positivity lived on, even tho tetsutetsu found him sulking in his room later like a 5 year old who just got shouted at by their parents

He’d plan his next strategy the very next day. So straight up flirting wouldn’t work. What now?

He sits and ponders for a while, and i mean A LONG ASS WHILE like two weeks, preferring to stay in the background and admire you from a distance rather than get all up in your face

It seems like a funny joke to his class, and they make fun of him for it constantly. He never has crushes, especially not like this. This is like a golden opportunity: they’re getting peace from his constant idiocy, you were already like their saviour

He’s never quiet, but now he’s almost nervous to speak incase you hear and think he’s dumb. He’s never so...not-annoying, but he doesn’t want to prove to you that Mina was right that day. He didn’t want to be just a warning to you. He wanted to be who you loved, who you yearned for at night, who you grasped when-

“You monologuing again?” Kendo interuppted with a humourous tone from his bedroom door while he sulked into his pillow

He let out a whine and flailed over onto his bed, covering his eyes with his hands

“I just want her to like me...” he pathetically groaned, and for a moment the boy who acted like he was miles above everyone else had succumbed to a normal teenager

Kendo figured she had to thank you for that later

After a small, late-night talk about the importance of being yourself and the unattractiveness of too much pride, Monoma decided that from here on in he’d be completely him. If you didn’t like him for that, then clearly you weren’t meant to be

But he really hoped you did.

———————

A week later, snarky monoma was back in action- and he spent the entire day of training relishing in his insults and cocky comments towards the members of 1-A

To be honest, he was having so much fun riling them up he almost forgot he was looking out to impress you. Typical Monoma.

That was until he saw you giggle at one of his snide comments made at Bakugo, reeling him back to earth immediately from his throne of false royalty

He looked around for anything, some sort of confirmation it was he you were laughing with and noone else, and when he saw Kendo nodding in support to him from the corner, he felt like cheering out loud

It only encouraged him more though, because his cockiness became unbearable to the opposing class. Luckily though, it became even more amusing to you

He was shooting out insults and taunts left right and centre, his eyes darting in your direction each time one left his lips and his heart fluttering when he saw your eyes searching for him at the same time

It was a small haven. Suddenly the two of you were looking for eachother’s gaze whenever someone from your class screwed up in some way, because you both knew Monoma would have something to say about it

You didn’t care that it was against your class either. He was a pain in the ass to them, snd you could see why, but you just found him hilarious above anything

After all, someone needed to put them in their place every so often

Soon enough, both bakugo and todoroki had clearly had enough of his witty comments, and stormed up to to him to “give him a piece of their minds”

After a small outbreak of bakugo’s screaming and Todoroki’s sassy additions to a nonchalant Monoma, you decided to step in

Not that you didn’t value your two classmates...but Monoma did have better comebacks...plus...he was kinda cute

You rolled your eyes and spoke up,

“Leave him alone you idiots- just because he has better sass than you both do doesn’t mean you gotta go all batshit on him” you rolled your eyes at them before stepping to Monoma

“I never knew you could be so good at riling people up-“ you smirked, noting his shocked expression before quickly adding,

“take it as a compliment- your class is lucky to have you-“

He was so awestruck he couldn’t find a word to say, leaving the entire place in stunned silence for a few seconds, before the feud calmed down and training resumed back to normal.

But It didn’t take long for Mina to tug you away to the side,

“Did you just COMPLIMENT monoma?!” She suddenly asked, her tone laced with shock

“Come on Mina he’s not even that bad-“ you laughed, blushing softly and gazing back to the blonde (who was still staring completely stunned)

“I...i can’t believe someone could actually stand him-“ she laughed with you, “you guys would totally make a cute couple!!” She squealed, receiving a smack on the arm from you with copious amounts of “shut the HELL up before he hears you!!!!” spilling from your lips

“Seriously though y/n- a girl from class 1-A and a guy from class 1-B..... the SCANDAL of it all-“ she dramatically grinned, gasping in fake shock, “and it’s not even just a guy...it’s MONOMA himself” she continued teasing you, laughing when you groaned for her to shut up because you totally didn’t mean it like that...did you?

Since when did your life become a shakespeare play?

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When you guys finally date, noone could really believe it. Monoma, for one, actually liked someone who wasn’t himself. And you...actually liked him back.

This was either a recipe for the sweetest couple in the world, or a recipe for a couple that could kill you and feel no remorse doing so.

But all that mattered to you both was that you were a couple. You loved him and he loved you too- and when you had that going for you, how much more did you need?