#omg didnt pass the 30 tag limit praise me

[lonelycornergremlin]

your yes

yes i am oo

hi that was mm wirirng

hes just there you honorr

hes just a little guy

he is THE hedgehog dad.

s/ois just like

“this is our child.”

and hes just

malfunctions embarrassed flustyered so heartstruck again on s/o’s just kindess and amazing and look at their child yes

and its amamazing how they’re just. so nonchalant abt it now

“can you take care of our child i nee dto do smth”

“alright.”

everyonedy around them proceeds to fail to commit do where normal help

do you think ne just get s alittle happy whenevee they bring up their child?

damn you author, now i’ve begun headcannons of reader & characte rta,kng care of insert animal you are the devil i hold so many oo your veyr

like ok imagine Deuce.

yeha?

mm sosup

he has a ahard time taking car eof little guy but slowly understand what to do and just

“oh-i nee dot get food for (animal’s name)! 1!”

and thehr just loeike

wjat.

and mayeb, uh, he slowly falls in love/realizes he is in love with mc throguh taking care of the chick becusse it has to be a little. baby chikc if its not i will do a uh oh violence oh no not for me

and he just pulls a doufis and confesses?? and the. they just yes??

hey author, i’ll probably never find another post throguh my dashboard,

but neat eirifgndn

i like it.

this si neat

you’re neat

your wririnfs? very neat

so soft, so doufis and squicky

very scrumptios

now if you excuse me, i shall dissapear for months on end, only appearing once again if i find myself commiting an

mm inhaling very yes nmmnm

I feel like Riddle's lacking in content *sobs* anyways, is it alright if I ask for some cute headcanons where he and his fem s/o raise a baby hedgehog together? Thank u!! (and his girlfriend jokingly says that the hedgehog is their son now XD)

Would You Still Love Our Son if He was a Hedgehog?

A/N: I think Riddle lacks content too!! That, or people baby him too much. This is such a cute idea though-!! but it seems I'm a little late to it... this ask was from 2021. Forgive me anon. Hopefully, you'll see this this... and I hope you like it. I'm really sorry for leaving you and like the 17 other people in my inbox hanging o(╥﹏╥)o

Though hedgehogs were raised for the Queen of Hearts' absurd customs and tea parties, he always was particularly fond of these spiky and cute creatures. They were cuddly despite having quills and they came in all sorts of colors. Riddle was partial to the pink ones.

Not to mention, they were small enough to fit in his palm. They were always an endearing sight, climbing into his hands or just rolling around the court.

But when you came to him with an ordinary brown hedgehog in your own palms, asking him if you could keep it and raise it within the gardens, he was taken aback. He had a million questions for you: Where did you find this hedgehog? Was there even a pet store around here? Was it a baby? It was so tiny...

"Yes, he is a baby," you replied wholeheartedly.

Ah, so you found him wandering around and decided to take him in. Riddle's gaze softened. Seeing you care for this hedgehog so tenderly makes him want to fold and help you hide this little guy from Crowley.

Well, technically, hedgehogs were allowed in the Heartslabyul dorm, but they were always brought in by the staff. No one had ever brought their own hedgehog. But it's still a hedgehog so it wouldn't hurt, right?

Yes. right. Of course. There were no rules in the school handbook about this sort of thing. Moreover, Riddle had heard that taking care of a pet together with one's significant other is a great bonding activity that also helps with building other skills like time management, communication and responsibilities.

Was it Ace or Cater that said that? Something about 18 years being a trial of life? 18 hedgehog years? He shook his head and gestured for you to bring the little hedgehog closer

The little guy seemed to smile back at him.

"Let's get him to Heartslabyul," Riddle whispered, taking your hand and leading you towards the mirror hall.

There was this rush in his veins. He had only felt this rush twice in his life. First, was when he played with Chenya and Trey for the first time. Second, was when he confessed all the things he didn't like about the Queen's rules.

"Should we take him to meet the other hedgehogs?"

"Would a bath first be better? Riddle asked.

"Hedgehogs need baths?"

"Yes, but not too often," he paused, "I don't think he's ever had one before since you found him on the streets."

"Oh yes, then a bath would be better! I want our son to look good before meeting his new friends!"

Riddle's eyes widened. He blinked once. Then twice. Did he catch that right? Son?

"Our son?"

"The hedgehog!"

"... is our son?" Riddle asked again.

Heat and a tint of crimson was creeping up his keeps. He had barely even thought about having a significant other. You weren't really part of his plan for NRC. It kind of just happened. But marriage? Having a family? Have you really thought that far? It didn't seem like a bad thing though...

"Well, not literally, but we're raising him together so he's like our son, right?"

"I suppose so," Riddle smiled.

You beamed, coddling the small hedgehog, boop-ing his little nose, "I'm glad Papa loves you as much as I do!"

This wasn't the first time Riddle heard you use baby talk. You were always an animal lover and talked like this to most animals you come across. Even the hedgehogs in his own dorm... but somehow this time it felt much more tender.