#omg dark x thor otp. one big happy family

[dnangelic]

puh wuh ? consider him impressed by the spontaneity of the other's parental instincts , and not so impressed by the part-ditto assumption .

( if this raichu actually started taking care of it ... did that mean he would get stuck parenting it , too ? even if it was just a prank egg ?! damn , that would have been like marrying ... and wouldn't that have meant he had accidentally married this lightning-tailed glutton ?! HIM ?! )

' --- ah . w-well .... ' ( you know how it is with eggs . )

[“Huh?”] Blinks down at the tiny egg sitting in his paws. Looks back up, eyes widening, mind whirling. Too many questions. There’s no way he could have laid this egg! Unless…

Thor carefully clutches the egg, shifting to hold it in one arm keeping it close to his stomach for warmth. [“Why didn’t you tell me you were part ditto?”]