#omg clint bless you

[har-rison-s]

the betrayed

request: hello! im the anon that read your one shot ‘you don’t know me’ and has formulated a request based on that! drukkari x daughter!reader maybe ? 😚 so, like your other one shot, she was a former widow, who was one of nat and yelena’s sisters in ohio. so after they take down the red room, she’s now on the run with nat, steve and sam when they get an unexpected call from tony, saying that it’s urgent. so when they get to the compound, the eternals are waiting there and they ask her to help stop the emergence (maybe it takes place a little earlier here), and they tell her that she’s their kid. and she and all the avengers start to get mad because, where the hell were they when she got trafficked into the red room and where the hell were they during other calamities and whatnot. that’s it. thank you. it’s quite similar to the plot of your other one shot, but i really liked it so. 🤷🏻‍♀️😍

a/n: oh joy ! writing the avengers again. my god, i’ve kinda missed them and missed writing them. so let’s see how i manage to do it, if i’m any good at it. these nice dynamics omg bless. yes, the emergence is happening before the events of infinity war and endgame, it will be interesting. i’ve wanted to write bw!nat for so long, and black widow in general, my god, that movie means the world to me. i really say that about every mcu movie, don’t i… hehe. also pls excuse the title, it sounds cliché but i took it from the black widow soundtrack (i listened to it while writing this!!) so, happy reading!

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word count: 4.1k

warnings: angst, mentions of dreykov, the widows

Sitting beside Nat in that salvaged, kind-of borrowed Avengers jet that Mason got them, after all that fiasco with Ross and destroying the Red Room and Dreykov, feels like a fresh breath. Y/N feels like she could actually breathe for the first time in a while. She didn’t know for how long her breath was being held, exactly, but it was quite a while. And it felt good to get her lungs working again.

Reuniting with Steve was a relief as well—Y/N had learnt to trust the man. Maybe not yet with her life, but that kind of trust is on the way. He’s been supportive and not too invading towards her ever since she met him a few years ago that now feel already a much longer time. With Nat’s help and them both being in the same boat, the Avengers became Y/N's family as much as it did Nat’s. Course, she has her unstable made-up family of former Russian spies, but really—who’s to say the Avengers are any more stable than Melina, Alexei and Yelena? They’re just as broken up inside and now, on the outside, too.

It broke Y/N’s heart that her new-found family had fallen apart because of political reasons, and so quickly, too. She’d never expected this family to dissipate. She didn’t want to join either of the sides and tried to stay out of it all until she couldn’t anymore. She didn’t want to hurt any of her teammates, physically or emotionally. So, as a spy knows best how to, she hid away from her friends and public attention and reunited with Nat after half the team was put in prison.

And now that they have Steve back, now that the horror of the Red Room has been ended, they can break some of the team out of prison. Steve had a plan, and they stuck by it and everything went as smooth as butter. Only the team wasn’t intending on staying together. Clint said he didn’t want anything to do with this anymore—or at least for a while—and said he’ll lay low. Scott Lang was just grateful to be broken out of prison by the same man who asked for his help—he could barely shut up on the jet. Wanda wanted to be with Vision, and Sam said he had nowhere to go, really, except to stick with the team. Whatever’s left of them now, anyway.

So Y/N, Nat, Sam and Steve stayed together. On the run from the law and every known authority of the world, only having the used jet at their disposal, but they’ve made do of it for now. King T’Challa has been generous enough with his resources and technologies—the amount that the Avengers chose to take, that is, being as noble as they are—and so they’ve survived for the last few months on the run. It hasn’t felt any different to Y/N than her life was before. She was always running from something or someone, she just didn’t know if that was enemies, Dreykov or herself.

One thing she really wants to do with the time she’s given now is find her real, biological parents. Now that she’s found out that Alexei and Melina were just hoax-parents for a good cover, she knows her real ones are out in the world somewhere. At least Melina didn’t tell her they’d died, she sort-of dodged the question. Sadly, Y/N knows that Natasha’s mother was silenced by Dreykov quite a while ago already, and she hopes it’s not the same case for her own parents. She’s always wanted to know why she’s wrapped up by golden flicker-flames when she’s running, and why she can run and move faster than anyone she’s seen—even Nat—, and why her eyes glow a bright amber when her emotions are heightened. She’s been a mystery to herself and others since her broken childhood.

Y/N knows her parents are either magicians like Dr Strange, or they or she herself was experimented on when she was a child, like Wanda and her lost twin, or maybe her parents had extremely interesting abilities. Whoever or whatever they are, even with Nat’s knowledge and help, and with the jet’s never-ending database and search tools, they’re nowhere to be found. She’s tried a DNA test before, in Tony’s lab, but the results were inconclusive – that’s how he put it. Though Y/N wasn’t sure he was telling her everything at his disposal.

During their journey to another empty wasteland of the world with, hopefully, good views and some food, Sam, Steve, Natasha and Y/N receive a call to their jet’s communication system. They give each other strange glances, as this is a very much unexpected thing, especially during a time when they’re running from every- and anyone that knows how to contact them, and should definitely avoid calls. So they stay quiet and wait for the call to drop as they still look at each other and try to think of who could be calling. Only someone that has their communication system links. Wanda, Vision, Rhodes… No one else really.

“I know at least one of you is there,” a voice cuts through in the midst of the call still ringing, a voice they weren’t expecting at all, or at least were expecting the least of all. The team’s eyebrows and heads raise in surprise and they look at each other again, “come on, pick up! I know we’re… having a break-up at the moment, but I need your nomad opinion on something.” Tony speaks clear as day into their ears.

“Should we pick up?” Y/N looks to Nat with unsure eyes. She shrugs, and Y/N knows how Tony offended her the last time they spoke. She sighs courtly.

“Come on, I’m really having a crisis over here,” Tony almost whines, “there’s some weird people here that I don’t know if I can trust. Well, they look human, but I don’t think they are—but they say they know Y/N.” Her eyes grow to the size of dinner plates, and the trio look at her with shared confusion. “They say it’s very important… something about the end of our world…” Tony sighs, “just come. To the compound, please. You’re the only ones that can help.”

Silence settles upon the jet’s interior as every teammate thinks about what they should choose to do. Tony keeps quiet, uncharacteristically giving them some silence to make up their minds. Y/N just slumps into her seat. They say they know Y/N. Weird people. Could they know Y/N? How could they know her? No one knows her—hopefully—she doesn’t have any friends, any family. But wait—

“We’ll be there soon,” Steve picks up the call and answers Tony without consulting the others. But they don’t disagree with his view—if Tony says it’s urgent, it must be. No matter how pissed they are at him, or how upset he is with them. Some weird people at the compound… How did they get in in the first place? Why there? The end of the world? Steve looks at his team after hanging up that short call and sighs quietly, “let’s just see what’s going on over there. Decide the niceties and apologise later.” He huffs and walks to the captain’s corner of the plane.

The others agree in silence and settle in their seats. Sam, though, walks to their equipment room, thinking a fight might go down in the worst-case scenario. Natasha wants to do the same, but she sees how distraught and out-of-touch Y/N is, so she walks over and sits right next to her. “Who could they be—friends from our Ohio neighborhood?” She attempts a joke with a small smile playing on her lips as she looks at Y/N. She can only give her sister a half-smile back, and then she shakes her head.

“I have no idea,” she answers, “I don’t have any friends. And what Tony said about them…” she shakes her head again, “they look human, but he doesn’t think they are… what in the hell?” Y/N rubs her hands over her face, her elbows now rested atop her knees as she’s leaned forward with the top portion of her body. She glances at Nat over her shoulder. “Are you sure that was all of the Red Room that we destroyed?” Her eyes hold genuine worry. “I mean… what if it’s them again?”

Natasha’s heart breaks at Y/N’s words, even though she’s voiced the small fear that’s been festering inside Nat for these past months, too, she just doesn’t want to admit it. Natasha moves her hand comfortingly along Y/N’s back and Y/N immediately leans upward and into Nat’s hold, where she wraps her arms around the younger girl, embracing her sweetly. “I’m sure,” she says, “of course, there are still conditioned widows around the world, but if that was them coming after us, Tony wouldn’t be making the call.” Natasha elaborates. “There’d be no one alive at the compound. You know that. You know how we used to work.”

Y/N nods. “Then I really don’t know who it could be,” she says, “I mean, if my parents left me or if I was taken from them and my name got changed, how would they even know where to look for me? How would they know how I look or-or what’ s my name? I doubt it’s them.”

“You have told me you think they might be… not entirely human,” Natasha points out, “what with your glowing eyes and really fast running. You could even outrun Pietro.” She says and utters a quiet laugh. Y/N smiles to that and nods. “Neither of that could have come out of the Red Room. Those weird things you inherited.” Y/N sighs and then sits up straight against the wall, making Nat’s hands fall into her lap as they now sit side by side. Natasha moves Y/N’s hair strands away from her face, and still notes the far-away look in the girl’s eyes. “Want me to do your hair before we land?” She suggests, knowing something that always manages to make her feel better. Y/N turns her head to see Nat and then nods with her head, a soft smile now on her lips. Natasha smiles wider, “okay, let’s go to the bathroom, the lighting’s the best there.” She stands up and extends her hand toward Y/N, who gladly takes it and rises with her.

As they sit in the jet’s bathroom, facing themselves in the mirror, the old lullaby comes into Natasha’s mind. She starts humming it as her fingers thread through Y/N’s hair, grouping strands up and then forming them into beautiful braids around her head. Natasha thinks of Yelena as she starts making the hairstyle, she tries to replicate the hairstyle Yelena had during their Red Room mission. She misses Yelena, and no doubt Y/N misses her, too. She begins to sing to Natasha’s humming, it now serves as the setting tone for the song.

“Сияай прощальный свет,” Y/N sings, “тот свет любви последней.”

Natasha smiles and decides to sing, too. “Полнеба обхватила зари вечерней тень.”

“Лишь там на западе бродит сияние,” they sing together and smiles adorn both their beautiful faces. The girls’ eyes connect in the mirror’s reflection and sisterly love for each other passes through them simultaneously. “Последная любовь...” Y/N wraps her arms around Natasha’s waist and locks them there, and Natasha grins, knowing how much Y/N adores physical touch and how it’s her love language. Platonic love language for sure, romantic – she’s yet to find that out. Perhaps it will be different once she meets someone she has romantic feelings towards.

“We’re landing!” Sam’s voice comes from the hall and the girls tense up a bit, Natasha having to finish the braids in a rush now.

“Just coming!” Y/N lets Sam know as Nat hurriedly braids the very ends of her hair and tucks them with pins into a crown around Y/N’s head. The hairstyle looks just like Yelena’s, and Y/N notices that, “thanks. I love this.” She tells Nat and gives her a quick side hug before they’re rushing out of the bathroom for the equipment room, where their combat-ready suits lay for them to wear.

The four nomad Avengers stand by the windows as they land on autopilot, and they see Tony standing in full armour in the corner of the landing field, just by the entrance door to the compound. Part of Y/N suspects that Tony just wants to lure them into the hands of authorities with this distress call, and, knowing him, that might be the case. After what Tony did to Steve’s best friend, and how he immediately treated Steve and everyone else like an enemy because of a disagreement, Y/N doesn’t trust the man very much. And what Nat said he’d told her right before she disappeared off the radar, Y/N doesn’t like him very much, either.

The team makes their way out of the jet silently and cautiously, though still trying to keep up with the intimidating nature they know they possess effortlessly. It’s only Tony, but it might not be. He knows what these four are capable of, they have no reason to intimidate him more. And yet, because of what’s happened between them, Tony knows they might not like him or trust him now. But he also knows that this matter exceeds any quarrels or their personal relationships. As the strange visitors put it, they have less than two days to save the entire planet Earth.

Tony takes off his head cover as the team of four near him, and the look of worry is the clearest look of all on his face. Sure, there’s doubt and fear, but worry has the brightest colour. Steve is the most forward one of the four, stepping closer to Tony than anyone else. The other three just give him doubtful and paranoid looks. Mistrust. Tony sighs, knowing he deserves it, but shakes Steve’s hand. “Cap,” he says with a nod, looking into the man’s eyes, “good to see you. Thought I might never have that chance again.”

Steve gives him the ghost of a smile. A lot is on the man’s shoulders, a lot has happened between him and Tony, but he still maintains a bright attitude and his usual kind nature. He just does so effortlessly. “Thought you’d never want to see me again,” Steve admits, and Tony chuckles to that sadly, “look, I’ll be honest here—none of us know if we can trust you.”

“I know, I know,” Tony nods, looking the others and their stares of mistrust over again, “hey, guys.” He raises a hand in greeting to them, but only Sam returns it. The women aren’t fond of him—not the first time in his life, but definitely one of the first—and so Tony settles back. “I won’t tell anyone you were here – I promise. Cross my heart and hope to die.” He puts a hand over his iron chest. Y/N sighs.

“We’ll get out before they come, anyway,” Natasha tells him, a glint of mischief in her eyes and voice. Y/N grins to that, knowing Nat is right. Tony smiles, realising that same thing.

“Where’s the trouble?” Steve inquires.

“Oh, you mean our humanoid guests?” Tony clarifies. Truth be told, he’d forgot about them entirely from the moment he saw Steve and the others. “They’re inside, let’s go.” He turns his back to the team of four and leads them inside. Natasha and Y/N still exchange looks of mistrust between themselves, but follow along. Tony leads them across the upper level of weapons and experiment halls and rooms, and Y/N and the others can see the group of people Tony mentioned in the great hall below, on level one. There’s… eight of them. Too many at first glance, but Y/N isn’t close enough yet to see what they look like and if she could know them. She doubts she does.

As the team descends the stairs to below, Tony steps back and only restarts walking down once he’s side by side with Y/N. She gives him a half paranoid, half angry glance, but makes no protest. “They said they knew me?” She asks him quietly and Tony nods.

“That’s why I plan on introducing you first.” He admits and Y/N raises her eyebrows. She hates open and public attention on herself, but this could be something important, so she guesses that Tony has made the right decision. The group of five reach the floor of level one and face the group of eight in front of them. These people have strange clothes on, Y/N notes that first of all, and each have their own colours. They really do look human. “Come on,” Tony gently nods with his head towards the left tail of the group, and Y/N walks over there by his side. “This is Y/N. You said you know her.” Tony says to two people standing in an embrace with each other. Their faces turn towards Y/N, looks of worry and fear filling their eyes, as well as tears.

By seeing the woman’s face, Y/N gets a strong feeling of deja-vu. Though not really deja-vu, more like familiarity and… recognition. But she just looks at the couple with wide, confused eyes. They don’t look much older than herself. Who are they? Why are they looking at me like this? “How do you know me?” She inquires in a quiet, but sure voice. Her arms are crossed over her chest in a pretzel to avoid picking at her fingers and therefore showing a clear sign of anxiety. This could all very well be just a circus act, and they could have SWAT clothes and equipment under all those weird robes.

“Well, there’s no easy way to say this, but,” the man starts to say, and he chews on his lip in clear anxiety, “I’m Druig. And this is Makkari,” he looks down to the woman in his arms, and she signs words with her hands. What surprises Y/N the most is that she immediately knows what the woman is saying. Hello, Y/N. She looks at her with confused eyes still, but then finds her hands signing a greeting towards Makkari, too. That surprises her even more. The man Druig smiles sadly, Y/N notices, at that gesture, “and we’re your parents.”

Now that sets her a couple steps back. Her head gets dizzy and she grabs onto the first thing closest to her, which happens to be Tony in his iron suit. He holds the woman and helps her steady herself. Tony looks at her to see what’s going on emotion-wise, and sees her eyes starting to glow a bright gold. That shocks the acclaimed parents, too, they each let out a gasp. Y/N looks at them once she’s steady enough again, and her stare is just fury. She doesn’t yet know why she’s angry. “How can that be?” She asks as she’s still in her state of disbelief, but she’s tipping over already. “Prove it.”

Druig sighs, his face nothing but sadness. Then he looks at her, and Y/N sees his blue eyes turned to the gold orbs she very well recognises every day in the mirror. And suddenly, in her mind it seems, she sees the man Druig with the woman Makkari, dressed differently though looking the same age as they do now, standing with a tiny ball of wrapped up clothes in their hands before a building stretching tall into the sky, its entrance door large, high and intimidating.

It seems they are to make a choice. And though it very visibly breaks their heart to do so, they make it. They leave the tiny ball right in front of the door, and with a closer look Y/N sees through Druig’s eyes that the tiny ball is just a tiny baby. Without asking she knows that it’s her, herself, wrapped up in clothes and fabrics to be protected from the outside weather. And now that she takes in how the building looks, she recognises it. The orphanage. The one she grew up in, and was later stolen from.

She doesn’t know how she saw those short moments, but as she blinks her eyes open, they’re gone and she’s seeing Druig and Makkari in front of her again, clear as day, in the here and now. Y/N doesn’t know what to think, what to believe, what to feel. If they really are her parents, then who are they, why did they leave her in the orphanage, where have they been all this time, do they know what happened to Y/N after they left her there? She finally looks into their eyes again.

“Who are you?” She manages to push out amidst all the other questions she wants to ask. She stands side by side with Tony now, but she knows her nomad group is close by, because she heard their footsteps coming closer.

“We’re Eternals,” Druig says, “we’ve been on Earth ever since its creation, watching over humanity and protecting them from certain… dangerous creatures.” He says not very convincingly, though Y/N can tell he’s telling the truth. “Though now it turns out to have just been a mission to collect as much human life as is needed for the planet to be destroyed. We’ve been fooled by our superior all this time, and we need your help.”

“See?” Tony whispers. “Told you it’s about the end of the world.” Y/N just gives him a glance before crossing her arms over her chest and looking suspiciously at Makkari and Druig.

My help? “Wait, so,” Y/N starts to say to get everything clearer, “you’ve been here for seven thousand years.” She says. “You’re seven thousand years old.” She states and the couple nods. “And apparently, you have magical powers. All of you, right?” Y/N looks around at the rest of the group of strangers, and they nod. That would explain why she herself has these weird abilities. She can’t believe this. “So…” she utters a dry chuckle, “why are you here now?” She looks back at Druig and Makkari. “Why are you here? Just to say hi? To tell us the world is ending while you haven’t helped in the least all the other times it was coming to an end?”

She didn’t expect anything more than she gets – the whole group being silent. “Yeah, we could have used your help against Loki and the aliens in New York.” Tony backs Y/N up, feeling frustrated by the news he’s received, as well.

“Or against Nazis in the 1940s.” Steve points out, his hand supportively resting on Y/N's shoulder. Makkari and Druig both see how this family—from afar not looking like one at all—Y/N has found is so protective over her.

“Or against Dreykov and his network of widows, who are girls trained to be assassins from a small age?” Y/N says and her voice reeks of disgust. Tears pool her eyes. “If you’re really my parents, why did you leave me at that place? Do you have any idea what happened to me?” Her lip begins to quiver and her voice shakes. She can’t keep her anger locked away anymore. “Why have you stood by all this time and just watched, knowing everything that happens in the world? Genocide, death, wars, little girls turned into assassins, people turned into monsters, thousands and millions of lives lost to pointless wars and disagreements?”

The desperate cries and voices of people under the rubble both in New York and Sokovia still ring in her ears as Y/N watches Druig and Makkari’s faces for any kind of answer. But she only sees sadness, regret, resentment towards themselves and their decisions. They’re folding into themselves because of this rightful outlash of a reaction, and it seems a part of them anticipated this kind of attitude from Y/N. They both know they did wrong, and have pulled themselves back from intervening in human affairs all this time. And they have many reasons for that, they just… want to let Y/N take her anger out. It feels better, it always does, even if it’s on them this time.

“I can’t do this,” Y/N raises her hands up in defeat, her eyes still glowing bright gold in her anguish, and she turns around and stomps away before anyone can say a word to her. Natasha gives her supposed parents a short glance that says much more than words would, and walks after Y/N. She affectionately lays her arm around Y/N’s shoulders and pulls her into a side embrace as they continue to walk further away from the group, into the depths of the Avengers compound. Hand in hand. Sisters.

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[eunoiathewriter]

.ೃ࿐𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐭. 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲/𝐧; 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨

Since yall liked the last one so much, here's more of these!

Peter: So I was just wondering if maybe you would go out with me?

y/n: Yes.

Peter: You'll come aro- WAIT DID YOU SAY YES?!

y/n: Um, yes.

Peter: OMG, HOLD ON, BRB!

Peter: *dashing off*

y/n:

y/n: ...so should I leave or?

y/n:

Peter: *comes back dragging Sam to prove y/n said yes*

Peter: Say it again.

Peter: I can't find my phone.

Tony: Okey, I can call you, kid.

Peter: No- wait!

Phone ringing: You are my dad (You are my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Tony:

Peter:

Peter: I can explain

*Bonus*

y/n: *eating popcorn, watching Peter trying to explain for Tony*

y/n: He's just fatherless, and now has a father figure. *blinks* that's all.

Therapist: Would you say you're independent?

y/n: *looks at Steve*

Steve: *Nods*

y/n: I'd say so, yes.

Therapist: *faceplants*

Steve: *proud Cap moment*

Natasha: *sneezes*

Peter: Bless you, miss Romanoff.

y/n: *sneezes*

Peter: y/n are you sick?!?! Let me wrap you in a warm blanket and feed you som soup!! YoU pOOR tHING!? *insert teenage boy voice crack*

Loki: *sneezes*

Peter: Oh my fucking God, shut the fuck up!

y/n: Mr white wolf sir?

Peter: We're back from our shopping trip, we got you another magnet.

Bucky: Cool, stick it on

--

Bruce: Is that- Peter's shopping list on your arm?

Bucky: *sipping some coffee* Yup.

Tony: What the-

--

Tony: Peter, y/n, you both need to stop using Buckys arm as an fridge. Okey?

Peter: But Mr white wolf said it helps him associate it with something else but muder,

y/n: *proudly nodding along*

Tony: *crying*

y/n: Did you know, sir, that atoms never touch each other? So, since we're all made out of atoms, we've never touched anything our entire lives. So to answer your question Wanda, no l did not punch Clint.

Clint: *holding his bloody nose*

Clint: Bitch I-

Kate: You were so drunk last night.

y/n: No I wasn't. Right Peter?

Peter: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "Stop hiding SpongeBob! I know you're in there!"

y/n: *glancing between Kate and Peter*

Peter:

Kate:

y/n: But did I find him tho?

y/n, angirly: ARE YOU—

MJ: Fucking.

y/n: —KIDDING ME! YOU—

MJ: Fucking.

y/n: IDIOT—

Peter: ...what was that?

MJ: The teacher banned y/n from swearing, so I volunteered to help her out—

Peter: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like y/n a little bit.

Nick Fury: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Peter: That's our joint tombstone.

Nick Fury: Ah, my bad.

*Avengers game night*

Steve: I will put down 'Bi' to spell 'Bi'

Bruce: I add 'o' to create 'bio'

Tony: I will add your 'bio' to make 'biostratigraphic'

Bucky: *snaps pencil*

Stephen: I add your 'biostratigraphic' to create 'biostratigraphic correlation'

Natasha: *stabs table with knife*

Tony: *grinning* I'll add your 'biostratigraphic correlation' to create 'quantitative biostratigraphic correlation entropy'

Steve: *flips table*

Peter: *Whispering* Okey let's leave before they start making out.

y/n: *Grabbing his hand* Yeahhh...

[mr-m-murdock]

could i hv hcs for buckynat as parents

like how they decide they want kids, adopt them, both of them w babies xx

| natasha x bucky |

warnings: none

a/n: yeah babey

okay so kids are a big BIG deal. especially with the lives nat and bucky have and have had, so this is not a flippant suggestion, right?

WRONG - bucky turns over in bed at five in the morning: nat's half-asleep. he pokes her cheek and says 'you wanna have a baby?'

(she pushes him off the bed and throws his pillow down on top of him once she's gotten over the shock)

okay but then aside from that, the discussion they must have about this child. the measures they must put in place to keep her safe before they even adopt her. the emotions she elicits from the both of them (fierce protection, practically feral. buckynat parents are INTENSE about this child). obviously regular missions are out of the question now: that baby is not going to be left alone for the rest of her life

i feel like nat decides after bucky does. but it’s not like she needs persuading. it’s more like she’s weighing it up with an endpoint already in mind. like she’s trying to repent before she can let herself have one good beautiful thing that she was told she would never deserve and could never handle and that would only confound her ability to function. she just has to convince herself she’s good enough.

and then they get another one. and omg the UNCLES. steve. sam SAM OH MY GOD. tony, but he's not allowed alone with either of the kids until they're at least five. he resents this. RHODEY. clint oh my god clint. him and sam take them to like paintballing and laser quest and archery ranges and teach them such questionable skills - 'you wanna learn how to pick a lock, little romanoff?' cue bucky telling clint he’s banned from their house until the new year (unseriously. bucky loves clint but will never admit it)

the aunts THE AUNTS. sharon's terrible with children but they love her anyway - she's fun to annoy plus she gives them money every time she comes round. maria - you wouldn't think it but she's great with them. she plays with them non stop, allows them to climb her like a tree, disguises healthy food by cutting vegetables into little shapes like stars. she's a blessing. melinda may is the no nonsense but secret softie one and the kids get through to her before too long

okay bucky with a baby. bucky with a goddamn baby. he holds that thing like he's afraid if he squeezes even a little it'll snap in half. he changes the kids when they're little with SO MUCH care and precision. he's slave to their every whim and demand and he LOVES IT. they fall asleep on top of him while he's watching tv. they drool on his chest & he doesn't care. they sit on him and brush his hair. he does the 'here comes the aeroplane' thing with them EVERY. MOUTHFUL. nat rolls her eyes but in reality she finds him too endearing to verbalise it.

bucky barnes father of the year is all I'm saying

natasha is different but no less loving OBVIOUSLY. she’s very serene with the kids when they’re babies, opposite to bucky who is all smiles and babytalk. they fall asleep quicker when nat’s around and as they get older they beg her every night to read to them (because duh her voice) and sometimes she sings as well. when bucky’s cooking she’s playing with them and she makes up the most extravagant and imaginative games

and of course the kids love their ‘aunts’ and ‘uncles’ but they love it best of all when they can go home and sleep it off in nat’s arms with bucky’s cooking wafting through the door and inciting the loveliest dreams (he’s an amazing cook shut up)

*wipes away tears*

[robo-ratto]

OMG I just discovered your art and I’m amazed!! I saw you had opened requests so I was wondering if you’d be inspired to do a Clint x Bucky piece where Clint does something acrobatic to kiss Bucky, a bit like the photo I attached? Hope this inspires you ;) and thank you for sharing your art with us and for taking requests!!

@founderofshield I need you to know that I just about lost my mind when I saw this picture, bless. We all know Clint would do it. Here's my attempt:

Click for better quality! Please do not repost. Re-blogging is very much welcomed! <3

I'm picturing this as Bucky’s room at the Tower, which is why it’s not a mess. 

Tried some colouring tips I got from the very kind and awesome folks on the WHOB server, thank you! I really had a lot of fun with this request, thank you so much for sending it in. The picture really made my day and stretched the limits of my noob abilities.

Clint, stop showing off. :P (Please don't actually stop, I need it.)

[totallycorrectclintasha]

Pepper: [sneezes]

Tony: Bless you

-

Bucky: [sneezes]

Steve: Omg are you okay? Do you want a blanket? Do you feel sick?

-

Clint: [sneezes]

Natasha: Oh my God shut the fuck up

[the-other-art-blog]

Black Widow thoughts SPOILERS!!!

Before going into spoilers I just have to say I really liked this movie. There are few things that I’d change. But overall, the good compensated the bad. I am satisfied.

What i absolutely loved:

The opening scene was great! Just like I expected, it’s so like The Americans. If you haven’t watch that show, it’s just the best spy series ever. And this scene felt a lot like that.

The opening credits scene WOW, again so much like The Americans. It’s so moving I almost cry. I really loved it. It’s shocking. I’m going to be listening to that cover repeatedly for the next few days.

I loved Mason, I always love to meet the person who helps these characters get all the IDs and everything they need. I love their relationship. O-T couldn’t shut up about his ship, he so wants Mason and Natasha to be a couple. He could have a crush, but I’m not sure she reciprocates. But I love Yelena saying he’s sensitive. He’s a softy, bless him 🥰 I hope he makes cameos in other movies.

Natasha vs Yelena OMG That fight was so raw, I don’t think we’ve ever seen a fight like that before! I mean, I suppose Disney + shows have that kind of fights, but it’s great to see it in a movie and in this particular movie!!! Often you see really well-choreographed fight sequences, but you don’t feel the punches... but here... I mean these women really went for it. It hurt watching them.

Natasha calling Dreykov’s daughter “collateral damage” was great. When Loki mentioned her I imagined a young adult, but it was only a child! And Natasha was willing to sacrifice her! I think that was great for a Marvel movie cause there’s no way of justifying it. She was just a little girl!!! And it plays with the whole “girls are expendable” narrative.

The traces of Clint and Nat playing X and Os was hilarious. I need a Marvel one-shot about that. It would be amazing and I bet they would have deep conversations to kill time.

I loved Red Guardian, he’s so pathetic. He only cares about himself and his glorious days. Loved his tattoos, I saw Yelena and Nat’s name, and Melina + Lenin and Marx!

I also loved to see the 3 generations of widows.

Melina reminded me so much of Elizabeth from The Americans. Her saying that the mission went great cause they fooled everyone... she was so indoctrinated.

YELENA BELOVA... everything.

She has 3 running gags: the vest, the cool way to die, and the pose!

“Why the aggression?” in deep Russian accent. lol

I liked the way they addressed the hysterectomy. The way Alexei makes this sexist comment about her period and Yelena takes this to talk about it and how graphic she was!

Ok but Yelena blowing up a tower and causing an avalanche!

The dinner table scene!

Can everybody please stop hurting Yelena! First Alexei talks about their family as a dreadful thing, then Melina talking proudly about “unlocking free will” and Natasha saying that the family was fake! 🥺

Natasha was only indoctrinated and it’s because of her that Dreykov decided to control them fully. That’s why Yelena’s story is more heartbreaking + she’s the baby of the family and she got it worse! And each and every one of them had part of responsibility in her suffering. Nat never looked back, like at least she should have made follow up to the status of the widows.

Is Yelena truly Russian? What if she was taken from somewhere else?!

Good job Natasha appealing to Dreykov’s fragile masculinity!

Taskmaster was great. I loved the twist that it was Drekov’s daughter.

THAT POST CREDIT SCENE left me speechless. I couldn’t breathe! Why would Val tell Yelena that Clint was responsible?! I’m assuming they told everyone about Natasha’s sacrifice and that’s why her grave have so much flowers. So, what’s Val’s plan?

I love every time they curse in Russian

The not so nicely done:

Why do they keep calling her “Romanoff”? I would expect that the Russian characters would call her “Romanova”

Also, if they were posing as an American family, why were her names still Russian. We don’t see them interacting with anyone, but Melina says “Yelena”. It’s not even that hard to do it. Call Natasha --> Nataly and Yelena --> Elena (that’s actually the name but the pronunciation changes it).

I wish they would have brought back Julie Deeply as the leader of the Red Room. 

There’s no way, none, Natasha and Yelena would have survived that crash. I mean, the car exploded, rolled, and then both are still fit to run!

Couldn’t Renner made a brief flashback scene? I appreciated how much he was mentioned, but I would have loved seeing him. I’m not even sure that’s his voice in the flashback.

Ok, but why was the guy at the gas station so chill? 😂 They were talking about being killers and I find a bit mean that he didn’t recognize Natasha. They literally said she was an Avenger. Maybe because they were talking in English. 

Some of the science makes absolutely no sense. There’s no way of “serving the nerve” like that. The pheromones either.

The floating base doesn’t make sense either.

[my-avengers-obsession]

avengers chatroom. gender neutral!reader. "doggo"

Warning(s): Cursing :) Note(s): I love doing avenger chatrooms so i decided to make one for you guys :) Pairing(s): Avengers x Reader (Gender not specified) Summary: Y/N makes a chatroom for all of the avengers to announce very special news! Technically a third person cause it's a group chat :)

[Y/N has created a chatroom]

[Y/N has invited Tony, Steve, Sam, Bucky, Bruce, Clint, Nat, Peter Parker, Thor, and Loki]

[Sam has joined the chat]

[Steve has joined the chat]

[Tony has joined the chat]

[Tony has left the chat]

[Bucky has joined the chat]

[Bruce has joined the chat]

[Nat has joined the chat]

Nat We are here today because...?

Y/N

Wait, I want to tell everyone at once.

Nat Fine.

[Peter Parker has joined the chat]

[Peter Parker has changed their name to Parker]

Parker I have to leave in three minutes, is this important?

Y/N

Yes, extremely important

Steve Can't you tell us now and we can tell the news to the others?

Y/N

No, the news will lose it's magic

Nat Magic?

Y/N Yes, magic. It won't be as good

Bruce Should I tell Tony to come back?

Bucky His absence is a blessing

[Tony has joined the chat]

Tony Fuck you, TinMan

[Tony has left the chat]

Bucky Coward left before I could reply

Y/N Leave my childish father alone

Bucky I feel bad for you

Y/N ....

Y/N I feel bad for myself as well..

Parker Mr. Stark isn't that bad

Y/N Cause he's not your father and your friends are your friends bc they like you. Not bc your father is IronMan.  ;-;

Steve What is ;-;?

Bucky Sadness

Y/N Depression

Parker Lonliness

Nat Steve

Steve Wow, Nat🥲

Y/N I saw this coming but I refused to prevent it

[Loki has joined the chat]

Loki I thought I destroyed the servers

Y/N It must've been a dream

Parker Who dreams of destroyign servers?

Loki "Destroyign"? I speak English

Nat So do I

Y/N Me two

Steve Me three

Bucky Me four

Parker Pls don't hate me, I would totallyyyyy say five, but I have to go

Parker Byeeee

Y/N I hate youuuu

Parker I love you too, Y/N

[Parker has left the chat]

Loki I should leave as well. I value my time, unlike the rest of you

Y/N You've been on Earth for like 2 years, why tf are you so bougie?

Loki Because I can be

[Thor has joined the chat]

[Tony has joined the chat]

Tony I'm bored, why was this created?

Y/N Dad

Tony Yes, child?

Y/N Why do you keep joining and leaving? Like what's the point?

Tony I'm Tony Stark, I'm fucking IronMan

Y/N And that gives you the right to be annoying because...?

Tony I made you

Y/N Like half of me

Nat Still counts

Tony Anyways, why did you make this?

[Clint has joined the chat]

[Clint has changed their name to Hawkeye🏹]

[Y/N has changed Hawkeye🏹 to Clint]

[Y/N has changed settings]

Clint Not fair .-.

Y/N Very fair.

Steve Hey, I have to go

Y/N Fine..

Sam Is it something bad?

Loki Oh, he talks

Thor He does indeed brother

Sam I see you've been working on your caps lock, Thor

Thor CAP IS LOCKED?

Loki This is degrading, brother

Thor It isn't if you laugh

Loki I would laugh, but it wasn't funny

Sam Omg you're so mean

Loki Why thank you

Y/N I got a new puppy and I get to pick him up today

Steve Wow...I mean, I'm happy for you, but this...this is the news? Congrats Y/N

[Steve has left the chat]

Nat What kind of dog did you get?

Y/N A pitbull mix, they're so cute. His name is Benji and he's 2 years old.

Sam Ahhh so cute

Nat Can't wait to meet him

Clint I don't regret wasting my time :)

[Clint has left the chat]

Tony That thing is not allowed in the lab...on my floor..anywhere near me

Loki You and Benji will be the best of friends, Stark

Y/N Yeah, Dad's such a softie

Tony Whatever

[Tony has left the chat]

Y/N I'll be back, you guys keep the chat open

Thor Okay! 😃

Sam I'll go with you!

[Sam has left the chat]

[Y/N has left the chat]

[Bucky has left the chat]

[Bruce has become ADMIN of the chat]

BruceInfinite powers

Loki No.

Nat Loki, stop being mean

Loki Never

__An hour later__

[Y/N has joined the chat]

[Y/N has become ADMIN of the chat]

[Sam has joined the chat]

Y/N Are you guys still here?

Nat Yeah, forgot about this cause it died when you guys left

Nat Do you have the pic of the doggo?

Sam A few

[Sam has shared 5 images with the chat]

Nat Tony is in all of these, you're never gonna get Benji back, Y/N

Y/N HAHA! I know, I didn't expect him to be on board this fast!

LokiI would like to meet this creature

Thor Me too!

Bruce I'm on the way!

[Bruce has left the chat]

[Thor has left the chat]

Nat I will be there soon!

[Nat has left the chat]

Y/N Are you happy I made the chat?

Loki Somewhat.

[Loki has left the chat]

Y/N  He's a softie

Sam Don't text me when you're right beside me

Y/N No man tells me what to do

Sam I hate you sometimes

Y/N And I love you too :)

[Y/N has left the chat]

[Sam has become ADMIN of the chat]

[Sam has left the chat]

[Chatroom has closed]

[nyxetoile]

More spoilery Black Widow review

Told in bullet points, train of thought style

There were 7 previews and 2 different commercials reminding us that theaters were open again and this was how movies were made to be seen. A) We’re already in the theater Cinemark, chill and B) When I watch movies at home they start with I hit the godsdamned play button.

Flashback to 90s Ohio with adorable spy children. All my head canons of Nat knowing random 90s trivia is now valid.

Excellent use of American Pie.

The opening credits are more harrowing than any Marvel movie so far.

General Ross will never not be an idiot.

Hello attractive British fixer guy. I suspect you to be evil but you are not and that is a relief.

“People with friends don’t call me.” Dude all her friends are in prison, way to rub it in.

No, Nat! Don’t just put the McGuffin in your back seat!

Taskmasker is a Taskmistress, calling it now.

SHOOT HER LEGS NAT. Her shield is the size of a dinner plate. Don’t you meme?

I feel like the fact the gas is glowing is, like, a health hazard warning? Is there radium in it?

Nat and Yelena have an all out brawl when they reunite, which, based on sisters I know, seems accurate.

So Budapest is code for “that time we blew up a building in an attempt to kill my old boss and had to lie low for 10 days” I’m with Clint, here, that doesn’t resemble the Battle of New York at all.

Maybe plan an escape that is less likely to cause bodily harm.

Taskmaster shoots an arrow to remind us she can copy ALL The Avengers, even the ones without solo movies.

I REALLY don’t think either of you survived that car crash. Especially considering it’s Nat’s second major crash in two days.

So Clint DOES like hanging out in vents? That’s amazing. Which writer’s been hanging out on Tumblr?

So THAT’S where they took Sherif Hopper.

This is the most badass yet stupid prison break in cinema history.

“This is an awesome way to die.” I love Yelena, she’s my new favorite.

Don’t make period jokes to Black Widows, apparently.

“I was about to talk about Fallopian tubes.” I AM ADOPTING YELENA.

Alexei trying to give the girls a fatherly pep talk. Insert Will Smith “He’s got the spirit” gif.

Please let the pig breathe morally grey Rachel Weisz!

That being said, heavy Amanda vibes from Melina. They’ll get along.

“Pain makes you strong.” I feel like that’s supposed to feel like and inappropriate thing to tell a kid but that’s like, one of my family mottos.

Keep trying Alexei, you’ll get one of these right.

My biggest beef with this film is “No one has noticed a floating fortress over Russia only 4 years after aliens invaded New York.”

The photostatic veil masks will never get fucking old.

AHA! Taskmaster’s a lady. Called it!

“This is a less awesome way to die.” Your bedtime is never Yelena.

Pheromone block. That’s a new one.

OMG she was “Thank you for your cooperation-ing” him. Bless.

Much action. Many bad guys. Fights.

Ok, Nat vs 20 Black Widows is pretty awesome.

Yelena with the de-programming bomb for the win.

Oh, look, physics has left for the remainder of the movie.

“This was fun.” Yelena, no! You’re lucky they need you for a Dark Avengers/Young Avengers thing because otherwise, you would be dead.

“Is he gone?” *sniff* I’m adopting Taskmaster, too.

Nat called her sister. Why can’t we have more of this?

“My leg is clearly injured.” Yeah. Melina and Amanda need to meet and mad science together.

Ross was apparently able to keep Nat less than two weeks. That scans.

End credit scene. “Tune in to the Hawkeye show! This spring on Disney +” I apparently said that loud enough for people behind us to laugh.

[nuttmeg13]

I am flooding your inbox right now. I am stuffing all of these asks in your inbox like a pesky little postman shoving envelope after envelope into a tiny little red mailbox. Sorry (not really). But I must know your opinion/favorite songs on Evermore and also what you’ve thought of the Hawkeye comics (and show if you’ve watched it). 💌

omg omg omg. okay i love these questions. also i love that you're flooding my inbox right now 💜.

okay YES I WATCHED HAWKEYE. i loooooved it. clint in the mcu is so different than the comics so i was wondering how they'd manage kate and his dynamic but honestly they did so good with the clint character they have established and i feel like kate was done so well she's so close to her comic character and i love it. as for the comics are you referring to the new kate bishop series? cause i just barely read what’s out for those and i’m intrigued so far 👀. but like i also love the comic run with kate and clint that the show is based off a lot!

and for evermore. oh man oh man okay so i love so many of the songs on this album idk if i can even chose 😂. i really love champagne problems a LOT and it's time to go was the perfect song for me at the time it came out because life decisions i was making so that was a blessing. i also really love tolerate it and happiness even tho those are like gut renching sad songs. and gold rush is another i love and for some reason it reminds me of fanfiction just some of the wording she uses i don't know how to explain it but every time i hear it i think 'oh it's the fanfic song' 🤣.

anyway sorry these responses are such a jumbled mess but I AM JUST SO HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU 💜💜💜

[worldserasingandcreatinginmymind]

I just finished the intern omg im crying!!! Are you planning to o any more Tony stories?

Oh bless you 🥺 ngl I shed a tear when I finished writing it, partly due to hormones but mainly just cause that was my first even fic series and I couldn’t believe I actually finished writing something!

Right now I do not have any more Tony fics planned, but there could be more in the future cause I love me some Tony.

Currently I’m working on my Dracula story ‘Flesh & Blood’, and I also have another little Dracula one shot planned and possibly a Clint Barton fic...

[metalbvcky]

i just read your fic and clint’s antics made me laugh so much ! not to mention the lorikeets😂that was such a hilarious and awesome fic mandy !!!💞

AAHH thank you, Milly!!! <3 Tbch I had a few doubts about it, combined with the small amount of traction, but this is very reassuring!! 

The *lorikeets* omg, that was a last minute detail when I added during my final read through before posting. I can just...picture Sam having the time of his life while Bucky’s standing to the side like ‘I hate everything.’ And I don’t think I can write Clint any other way, oops lol. 

Again, bless you for the kind messages/comments omg ;_; 

[sweet-barnes]

what do you think some of the avengers reactions to Hamilton would be if they watched it?

omg this is the best question ever?????

okay so...

I think Steve would be so confused, he’d be like ‘this is not what I learnt in my history lessons, since when did they all rap??? Hamilton had an affair?? how dare he!’ and Bucky would kinda be the same but he’d slowly get into it and be loving it by the end. He’d definitely get the soundtrack on his phone and listen to it in his room when he’s by himself. He’d try and have conversations with Steve about it as well but he’s still confused bless him, so Bucky tries his hardest to explain!

Tony would pretend like he hated it, groaning whenever it was mentioned and when everyone finally sat down to watch it, he would complain at every chance he got but an hour into it, his foot was tapping along to the beat and he even got a little tear in his eye at THAT Eliza part.

Wanda loves it, and so does Thor! Wanda tries to talk all the little facts with Vision but he knows everything and tries to be so literal with her about exactly what happened, it’s hard work. Thor on the other hand, gets so into it. He’s doing little dances to the music, can’t help the smiles that take over his face and of course, the waterworks come every time (how can they not omg it’s so emotional).

Clint and Nat are a little like Tony. They just want to seem cool but they secretly really enjoy it. Clint goes home and convinces the kids and Laura to have some family time and watch it and Nat joins them. They always play it off to the rest of the group like ‘yeah, it’s whatever, it’s cool’ but it has a special lil place in their hearts.

Bruce really enjoys it!! He surprises himself with it, he’s always been the nerdy one who stuck to science and things like that, so never really explored theatre before so this was maybe one of his first experiences! He’s definitely going to be spending more time at the theatre after that.

[shewhohangsoutincemeteries]

the physical therapy fic *chefs kiss* I didn’t even know I needed it until I read it I love everything about it omg the descriptions and emotion just amazin thank u for blessing us

awww, thank you so much! i got a little obsessed with the idea, so i kept rewriting it because i was just so focused on that experience with clint lol. i’m so glad you liked it :)

for anyone who missed it, read it here

[zer0comma]

some gorilaz songs that you'd rec me ?? i used to be scared to death of the feel good inc video when i was a kid hjsdfjhsfjs but recently i've listened to some of the tunes on the Plastic Beach album but i've always wanted to get into them !!! so if you could .. 🥺🤲 spare some toons? oh also !! i know clint eastwood if that helps KDSJFH

omg the 1st time i saw the feel good inc mv i was soooo uncomfortable because of murdoc and his long nipples i still hate looking at them lmao but the mv is great and it makes the message of the song so much clearer and more accessible to listeners!!

gorillaz are so diverse and they have a wide range so recommending some of their songs is always tricky but the cool thing about them is that it's always guaranteed that you will find something you like!

i personally think you should listen to all of their singles. gorillaz is one the very few bands where the singles are actually some of their best songs ever (also their music videos are amazing. if you pay a little attention they actually have their own lore but what i love the most about the mvs is the gorgeous and weird animation)

besides that, i recommend listening to sound check, 5/4, latin simone

(these three are from the 1st album and it has this trashy, junkyard and lofi vibe to it that i absolutely love),

kids with guns, november has come, every planet we reach is dead

(demon days is a wonderful concept album, i really think you should listen to the entire thing. the message that it's trying to convery and the dark feelings this album carries are perfectly described by the music. the way this album ends is just fantastic. you won't regret it)

some kind of nature, to binge, plastic beach, empire ants (plastic beach is also a phenomenal concept album. it's really hard to pick some few songs from it because ill end up recommending all of them. best gorillaz album i think)

revolving doors, amarillo, bobby in phoenix (god fans love to sleep on the fall. it's not really an album it's more like a collection of songs that damon wrote during their north american tour during plastic beach. oh it was also made entirely on an ipad. julian who?)

ascencion, andromeda, let me out (humanz is also very underrated. it's very political (almost all of their albums are but this one is the least subtle) and it features a lot of black artists which i really appreciate)

souk eye, macic city, fireflies (the now now is a very mellow album. if you wanna listen to something chill and relaxing then this is the album for you. personally not a huge fan of it, but those 3 songs are my favorite)

oh, and they currently have a project. it's called sound machine and they keep releasing a song (with an mv!!) every month. the songs they have released so far are momentary bless and desolé and they are so fucking good.

also listen to their b-sides aka their g-sides and d-sides (i like how they are called): faust, the sounder, hongkongaton, hong kong, we are happy landfill are some of my favorites.

[argonaut--keene]

Davenport and Argo!

oh man u know me so well...my BOYS

Davenport

Favorite thing about them: That, as normally no-nonsense and mission-oriented as he is, he’ll still climb a tree and read a book (and create an illusion double of himself in said tree to ambush Lup and Taako with a water gun...bless).

Least favorite thing about them: This is mostly a “Griffin doesn’t have the characterization down at the beginning” thing, but I don’t like how Dav is treated solely as comic relief in early arcs.

Favorite line: “Haven’t we earned a little wrath?” this line makes me go feral every time!

BrOTP: Davenport and Merle, but also Davenport and Lucretia! 

OTP: I headcanon Dav as aromantic, but I won’t turn down a Davenchurch fic if I come across it, though I prefer them as platonic friends!

NOTP: If he’s shipped w/literally anyone other than Merle, I haven’t seen it, nor do I want to lol!

Random headcanon: He had never sailed on an actual sailboat until he decided to get the Wavesmasher! It only took him a couple of months to get really good at it, though.

Unpopular opinion: It seems like it’s an unpopular opinion to love him in his own right as a fascinating and multidimensional character, so I guess...that? Also some of the fandom portrayals of him are a little :/ ableist.

Favorite picture of them: This was hard, but I got to go through my Davenport tag on my blog so!!!!! He’s got a dragon! Bonus: soft.....

Argo

Favorite thing about them: The earnestness Clint has when he’s playing Argo makes me so emotional! Also how much he cares about his friends omg, he has so much love to give.

Least favorite thing about them: Do I even have a least favorite thing about Argo????? Maybe but I can’t think of anything right now.

Favorite line: Man, I had to go searching the transcripts for the exact wording, but yeah. This one. “I understand. Okay, let me just tell you something. That’s fine. And I’ll pursue this up to a point. But if it reaches the point where something bad’s gonna happen to him, you may have your first broken chain link… my friend.”

BrOTP: I mean, all 3 of the Thundermen together! They’re all bros!

OTP: I don’t actually ship Argo w/anyone?

NOTP: I know everyone else ships it, but...Maplekeene is just not my thing. Sorry! I just Don’t Like It!

Random headcanon: I mentioned this specifically to you yesterday but I’m gonna re-use it: Argo wears a ton of earrings, but most of them are clip-ons because water genasi skin heals really quickly and doesn’t scar, so if he takes out an earring for more than like, an hour, the piercing closes up.

Unpopular opinion: Other than not liking Maplekeene, I don’t know that I have one? Oh, Argo is the sexiest of the three PCs this time.

Favorite picture of them: Oooh I quite like this one!

:D Thank you! <3

[heavenlyevans]

70 Years Too Late Chapter Five

Summary: The reader and Steve dates in the 40′s but when Steven gets frozen she can’t take life without him. So she asks her friend Howard to freeze her until they can find a way to get him back. But what happens when she gets to the future and he’s dating someone new?

“Y/n? As in Howard’s best friend Y/n? The one that he never stopped loving but just abandoned him that Y/n?” Tony said, his voice increasingly get louder by the minute. So this was Howie’s son. I get he got blessed with good genes the man looked like a goddamn fox. Age was definitely his friend, I wonder if Howie aged as well as his son. Speaking of Howard.

“Yes that’s me. I didn’t want to leave him he’s my best friend. I never meant to hurt him. Where is he? There’s so much he needs to tell me? Did they find Steve?” I rush and try to get up from the table but a as soon as my feet hit the ground a wave of nausea hit me like a truck and I flew to the nearest trash can, spewing out anything that would come out. Not like I had time to eat anything while I was getting a lifetime of sleep.

“Hey, hey, hey, it’s okay just get it out darling,” Tony said as he rubbed my back. Great just what I needed a hot guy watching me spill my guts.

“So where is Howard,” I say trying to get up but loosing my balance but before I could fall I felt two arms wrap around me keeping me from falling. I look up at the face those arms belonged to, and was met with the charming man that is Tony stark the apple didn’t fall far from the tree with the charm.

“You alright there, hon” he chuckled, smiling a smile almost as beautiful as Steve’s.... I said almost. 

“Yeah I’m fine” I said as I get out of his arms. “I just have a lot of work to do. Oh crap I still didn’t check in with the boss, he’ll want to know I’m back and Howard must have work for me. I got to go” I said rushing out.

“Wait I don’t think it’s like you remember! Mama! Y/N!” He shouted as Dr. Banner and him run after me.

“Ashburn! I need those papers on my desk. And Carter I need to see you for the briefing. Smith stop staring at my ass!” I yell walking around seeing as I was kinda the one who ran the building. I stopped after I realized no one was following my instructions. If fact not one of my team mates were even there. Not Carter not Howard not even Smith. It was just a room filled with people in funny suits. Did they make more super soldiers I didn’t know about?

“Who are you people and where is my team! Where is Howard? Carter! What’s going on?” I rush out as I get strange looks from everyone in the room.

“Mrs. L/N, I think you might want to take a seat” a guy with an eye patch said to me as he pointed at an open seat on the couch.

“That’s what I was trying to tell you babe” tony smirked as he led me to the seat. And I was continuing to get weird looks from everyone there.

“Who’s mrs daisy over here?” One of them snickered.

“Excuse me and who are you? I don’t remember giving you permission to talk. And all of you, you look at me you don’t talk to me unless I give you the right to do so I don’t know who let you up here. But I am the high ranking agent here. So I won’t take your bullshit do I make myself clear solider!” I shout in my Lieutenant voice.

“Ah yes sir... I mean mama” he stuttered and sat up straight. And everyone was either too stunned to say anything or trying to keep their laughs in much like tony.

“L/N” eye patch said again “do you know what time period we’re in?” He asked carefully.

“Well judging from the lack of respect and terrible outfit choices im gonna guess we’re not in the 40’s anymore sir” I said with my head held high and looking straight. We were never allowed to look our superiors in the eye, that was a like a big f u to the big man. He wasn’t our friend he was our boss.

“Y/n you can look me in the face. Like you said it’s not the 40’s anymore” he smiled.

“Sorry sir force of habit. We’re not allowed to look our superiors in the eyes it’s a sign of being to comfortable and we can’t risk getting too comfortable” I say.

“Woah she’s sounds like my aunt Peggy�� someone said as they walked in and stood next to me looking me over and smiled.

“You know Peggy Carter? I must speak with her this instant she must be worried sick I didnt even say goodbye” I said to her.

“Mama that’s what I wanted to discuss” eye patch spoke slowly.

“Well get on with it sir. And please don’t call me mama that makes it sound like I’m 50. Y/N is fine.”

“Well Y/N were in the year 2013 and Howard and Carter... they’re dead” he looked down.

“What? I... you can’t be serious. I told Howard I would see him again. This isn’t real this is a joke Howard put you up to this didn’t he.. he had to hes always doing shit like this” I say sitting back down shaking my head back and forth I look around the room at all the faces trying to find a hint of doubt on them. But all I saw was pitty.

“It’s okay. Your gonna be okay” tony said as he sat down next to me and rubbed my back. I turned to him and hugged him as hard as I could holding on for dear life and he instantly hugged back whispering kind words into my ear. Everyone kinda looked at Tony like wtf.

“Wait your Y/N L/N? My Peggy talked about u all the time” the girl smiled at me once I calmed down.

“Yeah. She was my best friend. I could tell you so many stories about the shit we got into. She was the best” I smile remembering Peggy.

“Wait your the agent who punched a Nazi omg your like my idol” a red head said and looked at me with admiration.

“Yeah well how could you not punch one of those guys after spending a week under cover. It was hard not to do it sooner” I smiled at her.

After that everyone just kept asking me questions and I learned everyone’s names.

“That’s amazing. No wonder you ran this place back in the day” Clint said.

“Yeah well all the men here were completely useless. Except for Howie he knew what he was doing” I smiled at Tony as he held his head high with pride for his dad.

“Yep I got the smart gene from him.” Tony said sitting back on the couch with a big grin on his face.

“Yeah you also got the cock sure gene too. You know he once bet me 20 that he could get me to sleep with him within the first week we met each other. I won 20 bucks that day.” I laughed at the horrified look on Tony’s face.

“Okay I didn’t need to know about my dads sexual life thank you very much.” He said as everyone laughed.

“Y/N?!?” Someone from the doorway yelled.

“Bucks?!?” I shouted with wide eyes as I ran to him. He picked me up and spun me around a couple times before putting me down.

“So I guess you know Bucky” Rhodey laughed.

“Aye winter boys got a friend” Sam joked as Bucky flipped him off.

“Y/n Babe what are you doing here. I thought you were dead?” Bucky said stunned.

“Yeah well I just couldn’t live without Steve so I had Howie freeze me till they found him” I said still smiling.

“Oh” he said his smile fading and his head hanging low like he knew something I didn’t.

“What? What is it? What aren’t you telling? Is Steve okay?”

“Yeah yeah Steve’s fine. He’s great actually... but there’s one thing...” he begins but he didn’t get a chance to finish because someone interrupted him.

“Y/N?”

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