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the-sage-libriomancer · 9 months ago

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some of my favorite editions from the tags

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

#this is literally the funniest thing to me #bruce's perchance for collecting black haired children comes back to bite him #and not in a thematic or narratively satisfying way. just from a practical standpoint #duke is safe for about three years until damian shoots up and suddenly bruce can't differentiate between them #and cass. poor cass. she never stood a chance among all the black haired saps in her close vicinity #bruce makes the mistake of saying “at least stephanie is easy to recognize” out loud and suddenly steph is going through a goth phase #which absolutely positively necessitates dyeing her hair black. yes really bruce. don't stifle my need to express myself #alfred is dutifully concerned but “you must admit master bruce it *is* rather amusing"#“it's only funny because you no longer have black hair” bruce replies #omg can you imagine the chaos if alfred still had hair #bruce: *sees a head of black hair in the chimney and immediately freaks out about soot stains on the carpet*#bruce (cold Dad Voice): get out of that there this instant or so help me -#alfred emerging covered in soot: would you like to finish that sentence master bruce?#bruce:#bruce: i have done fucked up #dc #batfamily #reblog cog #bruce wayne #ensemble tag (batfamily)#au tag

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