#omfg thats a fuckin tag crying

[vikvyr]

emo! 15! kunikida cus of sky the tiktoker whose skits i love to death as im finally learning how to draw in ibis paint so i wont leave yall hanging so often

[dios-hoes-tm]

Okay! Mod Prim here! I got this idea from @risottosplug ! I hope they don't mind me tagging them.

La Squadra x Boss' Daughter!Reader: Gangbang Headcanons

I'm not gonna write a full fic just yet, if you wanna see it, let the mods know!

Warnings: Smut, risky kinks, Sorbet and Gelato are feral, Ghiaccio is worse, Melone being Melone, etc.

Context: (all characters are 18+) You, the reader, are the boss' daughter and La Squadra uses you as blackmail against the boss. You were never picked up by Bruno's squad and were instead taken by La Squadra.

Melone:

All too eager tbh

Tries his best to make you feel comfortable with being at their hideout to start things off.

He DOES want you to consent after all.

He is the one who starts things off because it's MELONE

Will call you sweet nicknames in Italian (cara mia, dolcezza, belladonna(which means pretty woman), mia amata)

The mating press is his go to position due to his general nature and knowledge

Besides, what better way to blackmail your middle aged boss by knocking up his daughter, right?

Most definitely indulges in his own foot kink. We saw that episode. We can't deny it.

This man will suck on your toes.

Decently well endowed, 6-7 inches hard, not unbearably thick, well groomed

Know what the clit is and where it is so it's safe to assume you're gonna cum

Definitely creampies you. That is not up for debate.

Formaggio

He shrinks you down just a lil bit for funsies

He wants you to struggle to fit him

It's the size kink for me

Second biggest tease

Backhanded compliments

"You're so tight puttana. I feel like you were made for this!"

Hair pulling extraordinaire

Please claw at his back he will nut so hard omfg

He's not much for toys but he will shove the handle of a knife in your ass to 'prepare you'

Call him daddy. He'll laugh but he'll enjoy it.

100% into calling you kitten I don't take criticism

6 inches hard, thick, he does not trim thats a fuckin bush down there

Didn't know where the clit was at first until Melone showed him, but he didn't listen

Prefers to pull out and cum on your thighs and stomach

Illuso

By far the biggest tease

He will choke the living shit out of you like your eyes will be rolled back and he's making Melone hold your hand so you can't claw at his hands

Wants your neck to bruise

You might pass out but that won't stop him

If you do get your hands free, pull his hair and this man will MOAN SO GODDAMN LOUD

He will bite the shit out of you though ngl

Like, you're bleeding today

Surprisingly into knifeplay

Yeah that knife in your ass is being gently dragged across your skin just enough to break it and blood to bead up on the surface

Solid 8 inches, he will destroy you, completely shaved. He likes to be clean.

Despite his cocky demeanor and smarmy bitch attitude, he knows where the clit is and will make you cum

He will creampie you but he's also gonna pull out and jack himself off, edging himself until everyone's had a turn with you

Prosciutto

Double-teaming you with Pesci

Consider it a learning experience for both you and him.

Prosciutto in the front, Pesci in the back. Sweet and Sour sandwich.

Sooooooo goddamn rough

He's putting a collar on you and yanking that bitch until you bruise even more

Call him daddy and that makes things better or worse depending on your outlook

Tells Pesci what to do while fucking you

"Use her damn it! Be rough!"

D E G R A D A T I O N

"Take it troia! I wonder what your real daddy would say if he saw you like this. What would he say puttana? Hm?"

Please answer him. He will slap the fuck out of you.

Another solid 8 inches, a little on the thinner side, very well groomed

Obviously he knows where the clit is and you will cum. No matter what.

Big fan of the creampie. Demands Pesci creampies you as well.

Pesci

He kinda didn't want to do this

But he comes around to the idea when Proscuitto makes him join in.

He's shy and doesn't want to be rough but Proscuitto demands that he be rougher with you

So he complies

Holds onto your waist

Compliments you

"Y-You feel so g-good! And you're s-so pretty!"

Buries his face in your shoulder blades to keep from moaning too loud

Average length, 5-6 inches but thick, well groomed

Proscuitto showed him where the clit was but he's still a little inexperienced

Creampies you because Proscuitto told him to

Sorbet and Gelato

Good luck

Oh these two are going to break you

Bruises, bites, scratches, blood

Gelato begs to take your ass and that is probably worse considering he is absolutely feral

Drags his knife between your shoulder blades and gathers up the blood to use as lube. Even he knows how important it is folks.

Sorbet takes the front and gives Gelato a sweet kiss before absolutely wrecking your shit

Pulls your hair like he's trying to rip your head from your shoulders

Bite him, he bites back and he will lap up your blood like a goddamn vampire

He is daddy. If you call Gelato daddy they will laugh.

"Normally it's little bastard but I'll be your daddy just for today troia piccola"

Sorbet is longer at about 7 inches, a little on the thinner side and well groomed. Gelato is 6 inches, a little thicker and man's got a fuckin bush.

They know where the clit is but they don't care

Sorbet prefers to creampie and Gelato pulls out and cums on your back.

Ghiaccio

Feral bastard

Has Melone join in again for a triple threesome

He will scream, degrade, bruise and make you cry before he's even inside you.

Meanwhile Melone is balls deep in your ass

But when Ghiaccio is inside you, he has the most brutal pace out of anyone

He wants to make you scream and damn it he will

Pull his hair it'll make him whimper before he gets even more pissed and decides to fuck you harder.

"You think that was funny puttana?! I'll give you something to laugh about!"

Has Melone hook his arm under one leg while he hooks his under the other and rails you into next week.

He's gonna be sure you either can't walk or have serious trouble walking.

7 1/2 inches, decently thick, well groomed but it's super curly

He also knows where the clit is but he also fails to give a shit

Pulls out and bends you over so he can cum on your face while Melone creampies your ass

Risotto

Once everyone on his team has had a turn, Risotto stands up.

The minute you see him you know you are oh so very FUCKED

He makes a display of his strength by picking you up and using you as his own personal fleshlight.

Lives for the bulge in your stomach he can't get enough of it

He doesn't moan, he groans and growls.

Uses the blood dripping from your body to make handcuffs and chains using Metallica

Orders Proscuitto to put them on you

Calls you gattina(kitten)

Call him master and something snaps

You aren't walking after this

But if you call him Capo

Honey you aren't waking up after this

Adores choking his partners

You are no exception

10 inches(as is the consensus from the fandom), the kind of thick that will split you in two and well groomed

He knows where the clit is and uses that to his advantage whenever he's about to cum

Creampie. This man has enough cum to be a 1 man bukkake

Then he tilts you down so Illuso can finish once more on your face

After you've been thoroughly used and have cum multiple times, you end up blindfolded. You're covered in cum, filled with cum, and you're blindfolded. Turns out the men in LA Squadra fixed themselves up and decided to take a snapshot of you, upload it to Risotto's computer and emailed it to their boss. Your father. This seemed to be ample blackmail.

[squatlord-draws]

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you guys have been sending some of the sweetest most kindest asks lately & i just want yall to know it is REALLY GOOD .... and it also means its time for another ask dump, so uh

here we mcfuckin go lmao

@youngest-soup said:

I mcfrickin LIVE THIS BLOG OMFG

i mcfrickin LOVE YOU ???

lambkind said:

I checked out your twitter, and "sans cum is more a comfort than anything else, to be quite honest" "its there for me when nothing else is" ...............*shakes your hand while whispering 'what in the fuck, squatlord'*

im just trying to be honest with myself, lamb

im just trying to be true to who i am 

Anonymous said:

Are you ever going to reveal why chara is still possessing frisk as an adult?  

you know what’s funny is that i actually DO have a whole bit of reasoning as to why that is, but i also don’t have a lot of time to do the in depth comics i’ve been planning. so for now i’ll just say... possessed frisk is chara still existing within the game as we currently know it.

Anonymous said:

your content is pure and good you are pure and good - s'anon

this ask is so kind & sweet so i really hope you didn’t just read the ask about how i talk about sans cum a lot on my twitter

@ask-reddeath said:

I don't really understand chara and sans relationship... Are they a couple or just Best buds forever??,  

they hate each other

Anonymous said:

Imagine if someone dumped glitter all over Sans

HE’D FUCKIN DIE, DUDE

Anonymous said:

Why is the dragon maid anime actually REALLY FUCKING GOOD?!?

ITS SO ???? FUCKING GOOD ?????????? KOBAYASHI & THE TIDDIE DRAGON HAVE MADE ME CRY MORE THAN ONCE ???????????????

I REALLY FUCKING LOVE THIS DUMB GOD DAMN GAY ASS DRAGON ANIME ??????

Anonymous said:

I really, really like your style and how different it is from almost anything I see on the web these days in a good way.

thank you !!! i’m so grateful for how my art has developed... it’s really given me a lot of freedom to try a weird kind of way of drawin things. it especially means a lot that people enjoy it.

Anonymous said:

pls more star trek au... but make it at your own pace cause thats best

i’m actually makin a comic! i wont be posting that for a bit tho, so enjoy the many doodles i’ve got queued up lol

@gastersans said:

Thank you for existing!

thank you ... for making me a reality

Anonymous said:

Your undertrek is my meaning of life, thank you

IM REALLY GLAD BECAUSE I LOVE THIS DUMB AU

Anonymous said:

your style reminds me of bradley uppercrust, III

you know the fucked up thing is that he really does look just like chara

Anonymous said:

What's the fanfic that made you feel like garbage cause ,':^)))) I'm all about that

it wasn’t like angst and it isn’t something i’d ever feel comfortable linking to other people. it’s the kind of fanfiction i think would cause other people real emotional harm if they didn’t fully know what the content was. i often can handle kind of awful stories but this one really pushed my boundaries and made me feel a bit sick. it was a chara based story, though, so if you really want you can comb through their AO3 tag and eventually find something like that.

Anonymous said:

whats the max number of chins frisk has had? 

their chin is like one of zeno’s paradoxes, dude

Anonymous said:

Hi sorry if this is over the top but your art is super, super good and I'm always so happy to see it on my dash. Your line weight flows really nicely and the way you proportion people when you're drawing them always balances out in a really nice way. Also your expressions are so so spot on lol (PS all your outfit designs for Chara?? I'm?? in love with them??) I could gush about how much I love your art foreverrrrr sorryyyyyy ur great byeeeee

honestly i could gush forever over this ask because it’s so nice but MOSTLY??? THANK YOU FOR THE KINDNESS?????

Anonymous said:

YOUR ART IS GOOD, and it's only getting better

thank you so so so much !!!!

Anonymous said:

juST SO U KNOW, ur art is liTERALLY one of my faves????? I LOVE all ur expressions, ur style is incredibly interesting and wonderful... im just.... like ur life goals, to have a style so YOU and original and interesting that the second I see it im just -DIES AND YELLS; time to stalk thru squats blog again but ya boi loves that shit-. U the best my dude pal, ty for sharing all ur skill w us!!

it’s such a weird feeling having someone call me life goals when it wasn’t even a week ago i got in trouble for sticking my fingers on the icee tubes to test taste the flavours, but THANK YOU, this ask makes me feel REALLY GOOD, and i FUCKING BELIEVE IN YOU AND SUPPORT YOU, ANON

Anonymous said:

I fucking love you

@rusoderusia said:

I really fucking love your Asriel and Papyrus designs, i think they look great in your style.

that’s really good because i love drawing them, and the best part is that they’re designed the way they are because i was too fucking lazy to look up reference & just goddamn winged it in japanese class

Anonymous said:

idk if youve been told this before but your art is amazing. it's simultaneously beautiful and has just the right amount of bizarre and quirky to be appropriate for shitposting. And yet, when you go serious and deep, you nail that too. like. what the crap. i aspire to do in writing what you're already above and beyond in art. aslkfdgjhdsoihdro

hopefully, some day, i can go serious and deep into the shitposting .... then everyone will TRULY know fear ...................

@basicflakes said:

Still love your frickin art my dude and your twitter is 10/10 best shitlord would recommend

FLAKES U KNOW I MCFRICKIN LOVE YOU

Anonymous said:

where does frisk fit into the undertrek universe?

the comic answers that!

Anonymous said:

Greatings! Can me talk about our lord and savior, Papyrus?

chapter one, genesis: in the beginning........ there was a bepis

Anonymous said:

Squatlord your comics with Sans unsexily dealing with ppl's kink bullshit makes me wheeze bless

sans is simultaneously the most fuckable & most unfuckable character in undertale

it’s like Schrodinger’s Fuckfic 

cutscenelogic said:

Hi! Sorry for the random message, but I just wanted to say that I love how expressive your art is! I also adore how you draw Asriel, it's so cute! Have a great night! 

i LOVE the random message & i’m so happy to hear you like it !! i hope you have a fucking baller life, my dude !!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE BALLER LIVES, HONESTLY

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[the-rainbow-robot]

Dragon Age Companions, Part 1

I recently read a post (originally from Weresquirrel, sorry I don't know how to tag), about the criticisms characters from the Bioware fandom face. So I guess I'm just feeling the need to lay out my feelings for the characters, after so long of playing (I'm only doing dragon age here, I loved all the Mass Effect characters so much I don't really need to explain it further) Vivienne: In my first playthrough of Inquisition, I LOVED Viv. Aside from her fabulous nature, I was glad to see a black woman in a position of power, who is both elegant and demanding of your respect. I still to this day respect her a great deal, but I now agree with Sera, she's a bitch. I respect her achievements, she has accomplished more in her life than I probably ever will, but her schemes and manipulations make her difficult for me to trust and make me question her motivations. When you first meet her, she uses your presence to publicly shame a rival, which at first I thought was awesome but now I think was quite rude. But she also showed that, under her Orlesian Noble veneer, she is a deeply caring person, as can be seen if you give her the snowy wyvern heart. I lover her as a character, she is interesting and has fantastic depth, but as a person I just don't know if I could trust her. Sera: My brother still hates her, and initially I thought she was annoying but I trusted bioware enough to give her a chance. And boy was I glad! She may be a bit naive as less well-educated than our other friends, but she is intuitive and clever. When I learned about her past, I wanted to build a pillow fort and share cookies with her in it to make her feel better, but I guess the roof will suffice. Her wit and humor helps make the Inquisition's leadership more approachable and human to the commoners and soldiers that make up the body of the organization. And while I wish she was more open-minded, she is right; a lot of the stuff that happened in Inquisition is fuckin wierd. The Iron Bull: Personally, my view of him is a bit colored. I love big burly, lumberjack like males and he was a cookie I couldn't wait to eat. I find his humor raunchy and his manners lacking (not as much as Cassandra, close the damned door people!), but he was genuinely sweet at times during the romance. I wish he wasn't such a womanizer, but if he said that barmaid was a man instead, I would have cheered him on so I guess double standards can go both ways. My first play of Trespasser he was Qun-loyal, and I had to stop the game for a bit to cry (Alicia Key's song, "No One" coming on exactly then did NOT HELP FUCK ME), so I vowed to save the Chargers in every future playthrough. Krem: I can't remember his full name but I felt so embarrassed when I found out they were trans. I thought, at first, "great, it's that dumb Eowyn cliché, she dressed like a man so she could fight" thing but no. Krem really was trans and I felt stupid for not even considering that. Otherwise, Krem is my fave I wish we could chat more!! Varric: I guess I should have mentioned the lying thing with Iron Bull too, but I don't think either of them is untrustworthy. They both admit that they lie a lot, but I honestly don't believe that they ever lie to you, at least not on anything big, or at least something you wouldn't understand (obvi, lying about Hawke was pretty big). Varric is practically the embodiment of what I want my video-game self to be; witty, charming, devilishly handsome, imaginitive, and quite capable and smart. He isn't as intellectual as others, but that doesn't mean shit to me here. I love him, from one fellow little brother to another. Cassandra: OMFG DID YOU SEE THOSE EMBOSSED HEARTS ON HER ARMOR SHE IS SO PRECIOUS!!!!! I honest to god hated Cassandra in DA2, for kidnapping Varric. But she is just so god damned awesome! She's strong, capable, determined, inquisitive, has an awesome scar, and holds little back. And with an accent like that, how could she NOT be a hopeless romantic? She's literally perfect, I just wiSH SHE DIDNT INTERUPT BULL AND ME though to be fair, she didn't start it, she just... was the most blunt about it. OF COURSE ITS MORE THAN JUST A FLING HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE MAN?! Josephine: jesus christ I feel like a fangirl just thinking about her. She is so cute and silly and innocent, but then she just turns around and steels the pot at Wicked Grace and is the calmest person I've ever seen considering she JUSt learned an organization of assassins is gunning for her. She is perfect as a diplomat, and I would be proud to call her a friend. Solas: he makes me angry. At first, and I guess even still, I find him intriguing. The fade interests me a great deal, and Solas has so much cool info about it! And then I saw how racist he was. And hypocritical. And genocidal. Honestly, Solas, I thought you were better than this! I am very disappointed in you, bad boy! Blackwall: I wish he was gay, he is sooo adorbs! I think he is incredibly courageous, and while I try to follow a Retributive philosophy regarding justice, I think his guilt was enough punishment And he is genuinely a good man now. Dorian: totally fab. He is very sarcastic, which I love, but I do think Dorian legit has some kind of anger issue. He doesn't get angry often, but when he does he says very hurtful things that he later regrets, and sometimes I worry whether he might actually mean them. That is understandable, your dad trying to make you straight by using blood magic is fucked up. But he's a bit of a spoiled brat, and while he jokes about it I think he still doesn't quite get it. But his goals of wanting to bring change to the Imperium are noble, and I think I could call him a friend. Romancing him is on my to-do list. Cole: Since Cole is a spirit, things get a bit wierd about him. I definitely love his character, I always go the more human route because the spirit route is just too... idk, it just feels wrong. Lile he's actually less compassionate than before. But I think he has a good heart and thats what counts