#om calbox

[ehh-is-the-name]

I’m not usually one to hc a character’s sexuality while watching a show, but god damn I just got through Object Mayhem and here’s my take.

THIS MAILBOX IS GAY!!

he’s gay and I’ll die on this hill I don’t care. Calculator’s gay too, I’ve seen it with my third eye. Calbox real. 

My evidence to back up my dumbass claim? Well, glad you asked :)

Ep 10, the first appearance of Mailbox, we get this whole interaction with him and calculator. I know it’s just a gif but you can go look at the ep if you want to hear it. Calculator’s obviously preferring him here, c’mon. He says Mailbox can join and he actually does, it’s not like some one off bit or something. He’s in it for the rest of the show! Plus, there playful banter as complete strangers just screams gay. 

In EP 11, they have even more banter but it’s just so- Idk- Just look at the way they’re looking at each other. Why is Mailbox standing like that??? It has to be to rizz him up. This interaction is badly disguised flirting for all I care. The gif doesn’t bring it across enough, so please listen to the voice acting. 

NOW EP 15 has the parts that really cemented this whole Calbox thing in my head. Calculator’s mail getting shoved in him- the heart coming out of nowhere, not letting the mail go? 🤨 It’s all kinda... But ok maybe I’m reaching. That is until: 

LATER IN THE EP HE’S RIDING SHOTGUN!! Now, idk about you but actively letting him be in the front seat shows favouritism. On top of that, agreeing with his music choice?!? Oh yeah, Calbox is a thing. I’m convinced. 

And if that wasn’t enough, EP 16 has Calculator siding with him again! I don’t care if it’s supposed to be a one off joke, I’m staring 👀

Not only those scenes, but both of them have moments of vulnerability. Calculator with the three to tree monologue and Mailbox with his “I’m lazy because nobody appreciates me” speech later in the ep. There is no way that both of them have one of those on accident. Coincidence doesn’t exist! THEY! ARE! GAY! I rest my case.