#oklahoman monkey d dragon my beloved

[mjrtaurus]

Modern AU Dragon having to wrangle his three punk-ass kids is hilarious to me. Like he gets a call from the local jailhouse and he’s not even surprised anymore. “Which one is it, and what did they do this time?”. It’s all three of them. It’s always all three of them. And it’s always either dine and dash or reckless endangerment.

One time it was arson, but the thing they set on fire was a confederate flag, so Dragon took them to a steakhouse after bailing them out.