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I AM NOT AN OCTAVINELLE STAN.
I AM A POMEFIORE/DIASOMNIA STAN.
DON'T DRAG ME INTO THAT DARK ABYSSAL SPACE OF AN OCEAN JUST BECAUSE I'M ADMIRING THE TWEELS I...STILL...DESPISE....JADE.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#I AM NOT ONE OF YOU#NEVER WILL BE#I'M NOT DEFENSIVE I'M JUST REMEMBERING MY ROOTS#GUYS STFU I DON'T LIKE SEAFOOD#okay i'd give floyd a chance BUT THAT'S JUST ABOUT IT#rook save me#VIL LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE TAKING ME AWAY 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂#DON'T GASLIGHT OR MANIPULATE ME#to those moots/followers that said jade is the best choice for me STFU HE'S NOT#ROOK IS ☹☹☹☹☹☹#I REMEMBER SOMEONE MADE AN ANALYSIS ON WHY I SHOULD LIKE JADE WHY WAS IT ON POINT
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I wrote this whole thing out already tbh but I accidentally reloaded my tab 😭 so I have to type it out again 💔. I'm sorry if the first one somehow sent already and you get this twice
But nono that is Absolutely an NBC dress!! I see the vision!! I am personally not as big of a Rollo fan but I DO think he is a fascinating little bug. I'm putting him in a little jar under a big ol' magnifying glass and observing him for forever. I like that Masquerade offered us a look at other mage schools and how they work, what villains they're based on, etc. I really appreciate him for that. I did actually really enjoy what we got to learn about him too. Fun stuff! Love Masquerade.
AAAA fashion and eel blessings! I'm so honored :D!! Tbh Floyd has always been much much kinder in gacha than his brother ever has been,, so even tho I loved Jade first maybe I should give that other eel his proper chance. Since he seems to love my keys so much lol
I totally forgive on the forgetting to answer tho it's okay 😭!! These asks get very long. It's bound to happen! Obey Me had that update though a few months ago and it's been a godsend so far!! I played for forever but my cards weren't ever strong enough to reach the later story :( so I'm really glad Nightbringer offers the full thing for free so I can binge read!!
Since I brought up other games though,, I've been wanting to ask actually if you've ever looked into Diabolik Lovers? If you haven't and ever want to... I do want to warn you that the anime is NOT very good unfortunately </3. It's one of those animes that's just kind of a really shitty ad for whatever it's original media form was. It skips out a lot of important lore/character info, and doesn't really showcase each character properly since it tried very hard to focus on just 1 brother and failed. So the ganes/translations are 100% the way to go.
I bring it up tho bc it's my fave character's birthday today :D!! Ohh,, Reiji Sakamaki the strange little specimen you are <3 <3 my lovely wife that drugs people. I adore him. I think tbh you could like him too based on the stuff you usually talk and write about here. But obviously I could be very wrong! No way to actually know.
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AAAA the horror of reloading the tab... I've done that too many times. T_T I know the pain well. </3
YES!!! Glomas gave us so much!!! It's one of my favorite twst events. Being able to see what other magic schools are like and how they function (NBC having a student council in contrast to NRC's Housewarden system). I really hope there will be more events like it! I'd love an event where the RSA students are given more spotlight or an RSA-centric event!!! It would be so exciting!!!!
:O giving Floyb a proper chance...... may he come home so quickly!!! May he jump into your arms enthusiastically!! It's Jade's loss for being so stubborn in coming home. >:( no hugs for that eel.
That feature is so helpful and nifty omg!!!! I want to finish the main story and learn more from where I stopped a while back. ;;;; after becoming a Jade enjoyer, my eyes have opened to Barbatos hehe.
DIABOLIK LOVERS OMG...... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I did indeed watch the anime many years ago, but I actually haven't delved too deeply into the translations of the game. I might have to because,,,, vampire....... cool,,,, pretty,,, deranged.... orz the sheer grip those brothers had on me...
Please forgive my late reply!!!! >_< your wife's birthday has since passed, but that doesn't mean we can't still celebrate Reiji Sakamaki, the wife ever!!!!!! <3 I think my taste in fictional men has refined with my age because the polite (as a front) types (Reiji, Kyoya, Jade, Sebastian, etc etc) were never my preference, but now I am LOOKING. 👁 👁 I think I need Mr. Reiji carnally.
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Two Broke former superstars (Plot)
Inspired by the TV Show Two broke girls I hope you also enjoy My grammar sucks please bare with me I will promise you; that I will go back and fix it okay ;P
warning: cussing
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After spending years in jail former superstar twins Velvet and Veneer were finally let go they had nowhere to go and no one to trust since they were frauds but floyd being the sweetest soul that he was he forgave them even Velvet who had done much worse to him.
Floyd kindly talked to Bruce into letting the twins be waiter/waitress at this restaurant and Bruce didn't agree to it cause he still got some grudges but Brandy his loving wife told him to give them a chance and. Maybe it is an opportunity for them to learn how to be friends with trolls and maybe learn something.
So they were hired but Bruce kept a close eye on them just in case they try anything but brandy told him not to worry about them and that they were in good hand as long as he was patient with them that all it really matters for brandy.
during their 1st day of work it wasn't the best for bruce he was losing it even doe he is a father he has patients but he has no chill for the twins because they were mean to the customer Veneer was fine al thought he was a bit sassy but he still was a bit nicer unlike velvet she was super sarcasm and rude she still wasn't okay working as a waitress at some troll she kidnap brothers and his wife place...
Day off was a rocky start because they were new and bruce and brandy try to help them fix their cocky sarcastic attitude which bruce loses and told them off hoping for them to slowly fix their attitude cause he was scared that he would lose his busniess because of them
Day 1:
As Bruce and Brandy were busy in the kitchen cooking as Velvet and Veneer were just waiting around hoping for some one to show up but sooner it was lunch hours so it was lunch rush so both twins quickly got to work veneer was use to it even doe he can be sassy but he only sassy to those who was sassy to him but velvet on the other hands was much more sarcastic
As some of the customer noticed former super star twins working they can't help but to ask the former superstar twins this.
"Hey aren't you those former super star twins? what happen you two were so good" Some one asked "oh yes we sure are but things got bad i really can't say too much." veneer said feeling super gulity for what he has done in the past as velvet walk over to the table "Remember my name cause one day I'll be on your TV Screen, so what would you like to order?" Velvet said giving them a death stare
as the customer laughed "remember you on my tv screen not a chance lady the only thing I'll remember is your brother over there you won't stand a chance." he said laughing nearly choking on his water
As Velvet got super pissed "I would like to confirm that I do not care." Velvet said "also I'd tell you to go to hell but I do not want to see you there." velvet also added in which shut the customer up "good now that you shut your ugly ass mouth let's try again hi I'm velvet what can I serve ya." she said smiling
As Velvet came to the counter and input the order "we got another order for ugly ass other there." she said "Velvet, hun you're doing great but can you tone down your saracism?" brandy said As velvet looked at her "some people like that guy over there who just insulted me are life-sucking Enegry-draining Negative Bags of annoying hell and I speak for all of the people who eats here." Velvet said as bruce hop on her shoulder "hey hey velvet you can't say that about our customer some of them are our regular even if they are annoying but please still be nice and professional" bruce said
As velvet rolled her eyes at bruce as she stick the order onto his face which was too big for him "yet despite the look on my face you're still talking to me." she said "anyways I gotta do my shift." she said walking off with a hair flip
As Veneer picked up the order "how are you loving it?" bruce asked trying to lighten the mood "ooo I so love it." he said "can't tell if you're being sarcastic." bruce said "Tell me something I don't know." veneer said heading off to give the food to the customer "I knew it." bruce said "don't give up on them yet hun their still learning they'll get better overtime." brandy said "they both just remind me so much of floyd when he was a teen back in our brozone days." bruce said
As lunch rush was finally over the twins can finally catch a break along with bruce and brandy as Bruce was counting the tips jar money and spilting that with both velvet and Veneer
"Since Veneer was a bit nicer today I'll give him a bonus tip and well velvet I'm giving you the same I'll give you double as your brother if I see some inprovment next time." bruce said "It's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass." she said
"well velvet, you did a good job giving the food to the customer and not doing a sloppy job but your attitude could change maybe starting now before dinner rush." brandy said as she laugh "Oh, brandy you're killing me, sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day." she said wipping her tears from laughing too hard "I better go get ready for dinner rush cause that's a thing." Velvet said "Was she always this sarcastic?" bruce asked veneer "yeah, you don't say." he said "enough please is annoying i'm about to take your bonus tip away mr!" bruce snap
As Velvet was refilling the ketup and Mustard bottles as bruce came up to her "listen Velvet please don't make it hard for us but I just need you to please be nice to the people who is dining here if you keep this rude attitude of yours it would be bad for mine busniess and plus you don't get any bonus tips from me at the end of your shift." bruce said trying to reason with her as velvet stop what's she is doing and looked down at the purple haired troll
"You sir are the human version of period cramps." she said "oh please don't try velvet will never change I guess I can have more of the tips." veneer said cleaning the counter top "please veneer sarcasm because murder chrages are expenisve." velvet said
"YOU LITERALLY ALMOST KILLED MY LITTLE BROTHER!" Bruce snaped at them "I think I'm having my period now thanks to you so may I be excuse from working the dinner rush cause of a lady thing going on." velvet said as bruce got fed up "THAT'S ENOUGH YOU BOTH ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH YOUR COCKY ATTITUDE I TRY BEING NICE SO UNTIL THEN NO MORE BOUNS TIPS AND EXTRA DAY OFF/BREAK UNTIL I SEE IMPROVEMENTS!" Bruce snap angirly
he was such a angry little purpled hair troll yelling at two fruads who nearly killed his baby brother in the process if john dory was here there's no way he would have take bruce seriously "I SWEAR I JUST GREW A FUCKING GREY HAIR BECAUSE YOU TWO GIVE ME SO MUCH STRESS AND IF MY BUSNIESS IS DYING I'D BLAME IT ON YOU TWO!" Bruce snap....
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That's the end of the plot I'll do a part two if i can 300 likes (I know is alot because I am super busy w school n work and this story takes time and I am still trying to finish up my drafts so I gotta make sure you guys like this enough for me to make a ongoing story) Anyways have a great day/night where ever you are <3
#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trolls#trolls fanfic#trolls veneer#trolls velvet#velvet and veneer#trolls velvet and veneer#trolls bruce#trolls movie#two broke girls#bruce#trolls brandy#brandy#vacay island#plot#on going story
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as it is the scene is okay maybe I'd give it a 5 out of 10 it is still fairly emotional but it really feels like it does the Bare Minimum to be honest.
Branch's big moment which the film has been building up to is Rushed through and then ending it all on a Joke just Ruined what emotion the scene had built up.
and this being the only acknowledgment of Brozone's wrong doings and how it affected Branch is just all kinds of wrong imo.
for one this scene should have involved Branch telling them the full story after he says he had to stop being a baby he should have said that Grandma got eaten and he was traumatised and felt hopeless to the point he turned Grey for many years.
and he had no one to turn to for comfort afterwards and he became a wreck who lived in constant fear of the Bergens coming back and cut himself off from other people in part because he was afraid of being hurt again in the same way his Brothers hurt him.
this was Branch's big moment to finally air the dirty laundry so having him mostly moan about them Treating him like a kid while not bringing up all this really major stuff that happened in his life was pretty lame.
and the movie definitely needed to do more with Brozone later on like after Floyd is revived actually have them all collectively own up to how much they let Branch down.
and tell him how much they regret not being there for him when he needed them not to mention not being there for Grandma.
and they should actually have to properly ask Branch for one more chance saying they know they screwed up massively but and they probably don't deserve it.
but they would still like to be a part of his life and if he gives them one more chance they won't mess it up this time or at least they will actually try not to.
which of course Branch does agree to.
in short Brozone needed to do more or just the Bare minimum given the severity of what they did and how they behaved partaking in a song in a life or death situation really isn't enough to warrant a third chance for them.
they needed to show actual remorse in front of Branch and express an actual desire to work to make things Right.
this film will forever bother me because it had so much emotional potential that the writers simply didn't utilise.
and it left a dark stain on the franchise forever in my eyes thanks to how badly it handles the family message.
like even if the writers do make an effort to show more of Brozone in the future being healthy and showing remorse and actively working to make things right it still won't erase how bad TBTs message is as a stand alone story.
it had so much potential 😞😞😞😞
What's your overall review about this scene?
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MC: I'd like to check out, please.
Jade: Oh. Is it time already? *smiles* I was hoping that you would stay for at least a few days.
MC: Your accommodation is quite expensive, you see. *chuckles*
Jade: Was that a problem? I thought it would be cheap for you so Azul had to increase the price.
MC: Not at all. And I would willingly to pay nonetheless. Everything is worth the money.
Jade: Please do come again if you find yourself missing our extravagant services.
MC: *chuckles* I will.
Floyd: *approaches them* Hey, leaving already?
Jade: They've just checked out.
Floyd: *pouts* But we haven't played a lot yet.
MC: You can visit me in the Ramshackle dorm. I've heard that the renovations were finished.
Jade: As expected of the headmage.
Floyd: Why stay in that place again when you're welcome here in Octavinelle? *putting an arm around their shoulder*
MC: Like I said, I need a place for my self-improvement.
Floyd: What's there to improve? You want to be a lot scarier?
Jade: *chuckles* I don't think it's that, Floyd. Don't you remember? Their next movie is something way different from the previous ones.
Floyd: Ah, right. There's going to be a bit of romance, yeah?
MC: Not romance, Floyd. It's tension that the viewers will mistake for a romance.
Jade: How fascinating. Just by hearing it, I could tell that it would be one of your best again.
MC: Thank you, Jade. *smiles*
Floyd: By the way, Azul's still not up?
Jade: *chuckles* He wouldn't be for the next hour.
MC: Please say my apologies to him.
Jade: Oh, it's alright. It was my fault for forgetting to warn him not to enter your room during your short rehearsal.
The students: *whispering to each other* *thinking when to approach MC*
Ace: Hey, Deuce. I think everyone wants to have their autograph. How about you? Aren't you their fan?
Deuce: Yeah. But I don't have to because I've already met them earlier.
Ace: Whoa! Really?
Deuce: Hm. *smiles* They asked me I could take a stroll with them while they wait for their schedule to be finalized.
Ace: Oh. So they're really good off-cam, huh?
Ace: Man, wish I have guts to approach them too.
MC: *happens to look at them and sees Deuce*
MC: Deuce! There you are! *waves at him then runs to his direction*
Deuce: Ah, MC! Do you know your schedule now?
MC: Yes.
Ace: *looks starstruck*
MC: *turns their head at him* *smiles* Hello. Are you Deuce's friend?
Deuce: Ah, yes. He's Ace Trappola. My dormmate.
Ace: N-Nice meeting you! I have watched all your movies!
MC: Oh. Okay then... What movie I was in where I played the role of a tyrant?
Ace: Subdue!
MC: *chuckles* Yes. And since you got it right, you can have this. *takes off their earring and gives it to him*
Ace: ...Huh? W-Wait. But this is yours.
MC: You better accept that one. *winks*
Ace: ...
Ace: *quickly tries it on*
Deuce: Wow. It looks good on you.
Ace: Really? I'm going to brag this to my brother!
MC: *chuckles*
Vil: *who's been observing them from a distance*
Vil: Those baby potatoes are fools.
Rook: Why do you say that, Vil?
Vil: A stranger who gives off gifts and is overly friendly. I'm sure there's a hidden motive to that.
Rook: *frowns* Vil, no offense. Fleur tordue isn't that kind of person.
Vil: Oh, right. I forgot that you're their fan.
Rook: It's not just me being a fan. But meeting Fleur tordue, I can assure you, they wouldn't take advantage of everyone's admiration on them.
Vil: ...
Vil: *talking to his manager* What do you think?
His manager: I'm not sure about this, Vil. In fact, even if Neige LeBlance was rejected, the people still wants to see him as their protagonist.
Vil: I see...
His manager: You would've a great chance if you can convince them to—
Vil: No. I won't beg for the role. But I would like for them to beg for me instead. *smirks*
Vil: *feeling a bit annoyed*
Vil: Why they're noticing everyone except me?
#twisted wonderland#twst mc#twst vil#twst floyd#twst jade#twst deuce#twst ace#twst rook#twst what you truly deserve
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Hey ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧! If it's okay can you do this with vice dorm leaders? (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
note : this is my older works, and i would edit it soon 😎! if you want to access the story , here is the new link :)
to celebrate the en release of twst! i present :
scenario : bully chases you down after spilling water on them by accident
trey clover
Trey loved keeping you out of trouble, he made it his whole mission ever since he developed some feelings for you. At first it was harmless things such as making you avoid being late, to extreme catching you while flying.
He knew how much rebellious streak is in you, that it was bound to make some people cross lines with you. That was never good. Hence why, he was not so surprised when you run around, with a well known delinquent on your tail.
The bully chased you down, it was chaotic, Trey would try to negotiate or at the very least use his authority to even out the conflict. He'd give punishment to both of you, for causing disorder if the time comes. After all, he wants to look fair in the eyes of Riddle and others.
However, Trey lets you off easily (you'd think he would let you suffer? No! He'd never!) If the bully/delinquent refuses to comply, harsh and cruel words and hidden punishment is to occur.
If they are under the Heartslabyul dorm, he'd let them carry out the big organization and event planning. If not, he'd use his authority or connections to other dorms for rightful punishment for threatening and chasing you down!
"Dear, I am going to do my best to protect you. As if I'd let them slide with their habit of chasing you down!"
ruggie bucchi
Will most likely hide you as quick as possible, Ruggie can't confront bullies. While his Unique Magic help with the whole controlling them until out of sight, the aftermath is tricky.. He opted the safer and probably easier option for both of you!
So, he'd hide you and probably use Leona for a quick bargain of threatening or at least talking down on them! Not that he can't, but it might take up some time and he's trying to have more time with you! His side jobs are already a time stealer, and he won't allow some bully to take his precious time away from you.
Ruggie will comfort you lots, he'll do what he can at the moment to make sure you get treated the right way! He's determined to get payback at least.
If he caught you in the middle of the chase, he'll definitely control either of you! If he controls you, he's bound to make you run beyond the limits you knew.
If he was controlling the bully, he'd have a blast! Tripping them, slipping on a tile, constantly hit their head! It was funny and quite pitiful really. Ruggie does it for you though!
"Shishishi--! Thought that I can't do much, sunshine? Thought wrong! I am, after all, quite the thinker!"
jade leech
A death wish was written the moment the chase begun. Jade wouldn't care who started the chase, or what reason conspired, he'd fulfill that death wish. Jade won't even hesitate to call on Floyd! He's sure that his dear twin would love to be one of those who protects you, after all, Floyd is fond of you!
Not to say Jade won't fair his chances into listening to what that delinquent had to say, however, chances are slim, and he'd just get on with it. Jade wants it to end quick to comfort you immediately, he knows a chase down is horrifying to witness or be a part of.
Jade will comfort you, after dealing with the person. However, he does scold you a little bit for putting yourself in harm, and causing a fuss!
He won't punish you, no, he'd pamper you with what he can give! He'll make sure the nerves of yours calm down. Maybe he'll make some risotto, or ask you to go on a stroll! Jade will do his best to rid of your anxiety and stress.
Over all, it might not seem Jade did much, however, behind the scenes, it was clear Jade was involved in this matter.
"Fufu, my dear pearl, how about a stroll? Now, your nerves can be a bit on the edge today, but let's not fret. After all, I'm here now"
jamil viper
Jamil finds it troublesome. You somehow always try to be out of harm's way, but head straight on landing gracefully into bigger harm. It's quite cute at first, but now its concerning. Today, was no exception, as a chase between you and a delinquent won't go far.
Fret not, Jamil does save you. No harsh feelings at all! You're his significant other, of course he'll be at your beck and call. However, he may not greet you with a worried facade, he greets you with a glare and worried eyes because who knows what trouble you could've been into had you not run into him.
The bully might be tough to you, but to Jamil, they were at mercy. Punishment was bound to happen, very much like Trey, he'd make use of connections to punish them hardly. Inside their dorm, he'd politely ask Kalim to make them do the work, to which Kalim agrees to! If it was another dorm, he'd contact the dorm leader for some compensation.
They were doing his workload (definitely not all, but they were heavy nonetheless). Jamil may also use the bully as bait for stress relief, but it might burden your thoughts, so he chose not to.
Over all, Jamil does save time by dealing less with the bully and more to you. He may say you are idiotic and careless, but deep down his concern was overflowing for you. He vowed to make sure no one ever dares to make you scared.
"You need to be careful, I can't always be there, you know. Jez, at this rate, I think you're becoming like Kalim! Ugh, I'm not mad... maybe I am, but I was worried, you hear?"
rook hunt
Rook loves you dearly, he has his eye on you for most of the time, it barely leaves you! So, this incident of chasing was caught on immediately. Rook steps in the scene quite quickly, and he lets you off with reassurance, he may even involve Vil to accompany you.
It is not a fun thing, the bully had no chance to outrun your dear Rook, so it was a pitiful sight. Imagine, a cowering delinquent, all because of a spilled glass of water.
Rook never takes threats or harms to you lightly, and Rook witnessed the scare you had of being hurt, and that was a good enough of a reason to let Rook be a tad bit unhinged. No one knows how eerily scary Rook can be.
while Rook does comfort you well, he spent a lot of time sneaking around your bully. He made sure to leave an impression to that fiend, he was a vicious hunter, and that was evident with the shaking that your delinquent presents when he encounters you in halls or outdoors.
After that, Rook tends to be on your side now. Before, he'd just watch over you, but he may turn clingy all because he feels the need to protect you. He takes you on walks, hunting, and mayhaps a more city date. In shorter words, he pampers you until he feels content with the treatment!
"Mon amour! Look out for that pebble. Oh! I have the greatest news, I found this spot, trust moi! It is worth the view!"
lilis vanrouge
Lilia is like Rook, he has his eyes and ears on you. He has watched your movements, a bit out of paranoia, and a bit from a habit as a caretaker. Lilia is an amazing caretaker, so he does his best to guide you in your clumsy ways.
Of course, accidents happen, and he saw the incident of you spilling the cup on a hothead, Lilia can take the reigns from there. Chasing may ensue if he wasn't looking, yet even then, the end result is the same: trouble.
He is a prankster, he may seem the lighter punisher, but he is not. A former General is bound to be harsh, yet he knows his limits to humans, so he pranks them in a cruel way.
Lilia comforts you, he offers words, flights to the skies, music, and maybe food. he pouts when you decline, but shrugs it off as you are not hungry. He may try to bring Silver into the whole issue.
From that point on, Lilia makes sure to keep an extra eye on you, he appoints Silver for you. He believes his son can protect you, and bring a sense of familiarity and comfort from him!
"Fufu! There, there, little one. That hothead is long gone, now, how about try some of this stew I made before we take a flight? No? Oh, killjoy!"
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SSR Floyd Leech Dorm Uniform Personal Story: Part 3
Just as a reminder while reading this story: Since madol is modeled after the yen, 100 madol is approximately 1 dollar (or 1 thaumark, if you're playing the EN version). So a million madol would be about 10,000 dollars/thaumarks, ten million madol would be about 100,000 dollars/thaumarks.
"What're you gonna give me?"
(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3
[Main Street]
Floyd: Rakko-chan gave me this bright red stone, but it's so huge and heavy... What am I supposed to do with this?
Floyd: "This'll be my thanks for saving my hide!" is what he said, but it's more annoying than anything.
Floyd: And Umihebi-kun kinda had this weird look on his face. Eh, it's got nothing to do with me, I guess.
Floyd: Azul likes these kinds of shiny stones, so maybe I'll give this to him.
Floyd: Then maybe he won't get angry that I wasn't able to get the rights to that drink from the school store...
Floyd: Ah, that reminds me.
Floyd: I gave Kurage-chan that candy that I bought.
Floyd: I kinda want to chomp on something hard now~
[Mister S's Mystery Shop]
[slams door open]
Sam: Uragh, what's going on!? Why was the door suddenly kicked down...?
Floyd: Excuse meee~
Sam: Y-you're... that super reckless little imp that tried to buy the rights to my best-selling drink today.
Sam: Were you possibly... waiting for my store to close and all the customers to leave so you could come back and take it by force or...
Floyd: Gimme one peppermint candy.
Sam: What, you just came to buy some candy!? Then just enter normally without breaking down my door!
Sam: ...Hm? Wait, Little Imp. What's that in your hand...?
Floyd: Eh? It's creepy when you get all up in my face so suddenly like that.
Sam: Is it... Could it possibly be...!?
Floyd: Umiuma-kun, you're too close! If you don't back off, I'll squeeze you.
Sam: This is... a legendary gemstone from the Scalding Sands! It's said to be made from exposing the desert sand to magic for thousands upon thousands of years!
Sam: A-and it's an unbelievably large size too... Why do you have such a valuable thing!?
Floyd: This stone? Someone gave it to me.
Sam: Gave it to you!? What could you have possibly done to have received such a precious gemstone!?
Sam: I had been wanting to add this to my collection one day, too... This kind of chance won't come again.
Sam: Please! Give me that gemstone!
Floyd: Eh, I don't wanna.
Floyd: ...I don't really need a gemstone, but now that someone wants it, I don't wanna give it~ Hahah.
Sam: Then, how about from now until graduation, I'll let you have all the bread you could possibly want from my store. How's that?
Floyd: I'd get bored just eating bread all the time. Nah.
Sam: No doubt...That was my bad for trying to cheat you there. Let's talk business then!
Sam: How about 5 million... No, 10 million madol!?
Floyd: Money, huh~ I don't really need any right now. Don't really use much money living on campus anyway.
Sam: You drive a hard bargain...
Sam: Then... the rights to the Mystery Drink that you originally wanted! How about that!?
Floyd: Eh? Seriously? That okay?
Sam: If I can get my hands on that gemstone, then it's a no-brainer! Here you go, the contract with my signature that signs away the sales rights.
Sam: As long as you have this, my best-selling product, the Mystery Drink, is all yours.
Floyd: You're really fired up all of a sudden. Is that rock that valuable?
Floyd: ...Eh, I don't really care, and I'd rather Azul not get angry at me, so whatever.
Floyd: Mmkay, so the gemstone for the signed contract. Catch!
Sam: Aaah, don't throw it! ...I really don't get this kid!!
[Octavinelle Dorm – Lounge]
Floyd: I'm back~
Azul: Welcome home, Floyd. How was it over at the store? Is everything going smoothly?
Floyd: Yeah. I got the rights to the Mystery Drink.
Azul: Eh, already!? That's so fast... I do hope you negotiated the price properly to pay the least amount possible.
Azul: I've prepared to spend a certain amount on this, but his original asking price is just too much.
Azul: How much were you able to buy it from him for?
Floyd: Eh? 100 madol.
Azul: I see, 100... one hundred madol!!!??
Azul: You must be joking, didn't you mean to say one million madol!? No, but even then, that would be too cheap...
Floyd: It's true. I only spent 100 madol.
Azul: I can't believe he would sell his best-selling item for mere pocket change... What is Sam-san thinking...!?
Floyd: Here ya go, take it. In return, gimme the 100 madol I spent.
Azul: Yes, of course. ...This cannot be, his signature truly is on this.
Azul: As long as I have this... Fufufu...!!
Jade: Floyd, you've returned rather promptly. Good work.
Floyd: Ah, Jade is back too. Aren't you busy with that "other business" you've got going on?
Jade: I've only just returned in order to prepare for that "other business."
Jade: Yet, it's astounding to hear that you were able to acquire an item for only 100 madol that we were prepared to cost us millions.
Floyd: Oh, so you were listening. It wasn't really anything special. Just the price of candy.
Jade: Candy? Whatever do you mean?
Floyd: So...
Jade: I understand now, you traded a valuable gemstone for which Sam-san was willing to pay any amount, for the Mystery Drink rights.
Jade: ...It may be better to keep this from Azul.
Floyd: Really? It shouldn't matter what I traded it for, as long as it was just the price of that one candy, right?
Jade: Fufufu. Perhaps it was all thanks to your disinterest in such things that this venture ended in success.
Jade: You're always able to do things that result in outcomes impossible to predict. It is something I would never be able to do for myself.
Jade: It definitely was the right choice in choosing you as my partner when we were young, Floyd. You truly are something special.
Floyd: Eh? What're you grinning about now? I'm also glad that you were the one that ended up surviving together with me.
Floyd: ...Aaah――――!!!!
Jade: What is the matter?
Floyd: I completely forgot to buy candy! That was the whole reason I went back to the store on the way home...
Floyd: Eeeh~ ...This sucks~
(Part 1) (Part 2) Part 3
#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#twst floyd#twst jade#twst azul#twst sam#twst translation#mention: kalim#mention: jamil
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I wanted to ask your opinion about Claudia's development in the show and her dynamics with Lestat and Louis respectively. I have mixed feelings, but I'd like to know what you think.
Okay yeah so I waited until the finale to answer this one and I also have mixed feelings. Nothing is anything wrong with the character more I just disagree with the situations they force her into but overall I really loved Claudia and Baily Bass did an amazing job.
I loved her in Ep 4, I didn't like her calling Lestat "Uncle" but I was willing to overlook this as simply a way they are showing the period homophobia. No notes
Ep 5 I love her being a little murder machine. Lestat wanted her to be heartless and vicious, fine, she is the monster he made her. However this episode is when we see that Lestat does not see her as a daughter which is a change I HATE. The backstory they gave her is she went from one abusive household to another, and Louis and Lestat, who are supposed to be her chance at happiness, also turn out abusive and Lestat doesn't love her. There is also a racial aspect to Lestat, a white father, not loving his black daughter that just....
Then Claudia runs away from home. I knew this spoiler ahead of time and it didn't make sense, she was supposed to be dependent on loustat bc she was a child, that was part of the horror. But I was willing to suspend my disbelief and see what they did. I was talking to @babytrappinglouis and she had a good idea that just a young black girl alone in the Jim Crow south could have been what caused her to struggle alone. They could have emphasized that in a lot of ways Claudia had been protected by her wealth and having a white man in her family, but once those protections go away the white ppl treat her like shit. And this is something you DO see with Louis in the show. But that isn't what they did. They had her sexually assulted to "toughen her up" and have her "learn her lesson". Horrible.
I think Louis was right in keeping her diary entries private, her diary was not written with the intention of showing the world. In a lot of ways showing it to Daniel is already a violation of her privacy.
Then she goes home and experiences horrific abuse. And I REALLY object to Louis being a part of that, telling Claudia to try and get along with Lestat. I don't think Louis would have ever let Lestat touch a hair on her head or said that. I also just don't like Claudia being "Louis's sister" and having to care for him. She is in a caretaker role Ep 6 and 7. She has experienced some horrible abuse yet she has to take care of the men. This to me plays a lot into stereotypes of expecting black women to be super strong and always caring for others before herself. And like Lestat, who had basically experienced the same shit as Claudia, abusive dad, sexual assult, gets to be horrible. None of this would be bad on paper if it were a commentary on how black women and girls are expected to be strong in face of adversity, but it's hard to give the show the benefit of the doubt. The show is very "big flashing neon arrow" about it's themes. It's not subtle. I hope that they do address this later, either through Daniel or Claudia herself, saying she should have to be the one carrying Louis, she is supposed to be his daughter, and even if she is his sister, the care needs to be reciprocal then, right? All I'm asking is to call it out and I'll be less pissy.
I genuinely think they changed a lot of things to make Claudia's trauma worse bc they were afraid that audiences wouldn't sympathize with Claudia killing Lestat. And the thing that makes me :/ about that is this is an adaptation where they changed the race of Claudia from white to black, so what does it say that they made the black girl got through SO much worse shit to seem sympathetic? It makes me think of how black people say this all the time, that white ppl don't believe them until they see the traumaporn, they have to watch the video of George Floyd dying to believe/care.
And I don't doubt that the fandom would have acted that way if Lestat hadn't been so horrible, they probably would object to her killing Lestat if it had been for less.
It may be that they use what happened to Claudia and Louis as a contrast to Lestat's and point out how much more sympathetic society is why white ppl and men. They might use it to point out how Lestat is allowed to act out and externalize his issues more. And if they do that I'll eat my words. But I will still always at the point of Claudia's story just being nonstop pain and a lot of what we saw being pretty graphic.
Oh and I almost forgot, I ADORED her in ep 7 and I loved Louis trying to silence her, tearing out the pages of her diary, the false memory, but the real Claudia will not be silenced.
#a lot of my issues are literally isolated to those two fucking episodes#also not everyone is going to agree with me it's fine but i am still hitting post while flinching#i will probably get an anon or comment calling me a stupid snowflake#vc#asks
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I haven't written in a while and this is literally my first fic writing for Twisted Wonderland, so it's a bit dry and boring but after playing one of @malleusthorns 's click and drag game i just had to write something with my result lmao.
Lilia is a character I've yet to get to know so forgive me if he's a bit ooc here (╯︵╰,) anyways hope this isn't So bad since I'm planning to write a bunch of others •́ ‿ ,•̀
Thanks again to malleusthorn for this spark of inspo (probably ruined by my horrible writing)
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Things happened so fast, I didn't think I got any of it at all until I was blinded by darkness. Shoved into a closet with someone I've only ever met once, all the while the people I call my friends snickered behind the door that separates us.
I shifted in the closet, a habit whenever I got nervous.
Lilia shifted as well but I couldn't see him until a small green light appeared and his face was illuminated by it.
He had a small smile on his lips, his features ethereal and youthful resembling a porcelain doll made with precise skills. Really, I might be exaggerating, but Lilia had an eternal feel to his demeanor, as if his beauty came from countless lifetimes.
He tilted his head then, the ball of green light in his palm glistening. I realized then he had said something and I was just staring at him.
"Uh,sorry, did you say something, Lilia-senpai?", I tried my best not to sound flustered but given our situation, I'm pretty sure half of the school would know I was losing composure.
Damn that Ace and Grimm, next time Azul gives you anemones, I'd let Floyd squeeze you dry before helping again.
"Hmm, you seem troubled", he said slightly airy yet thoughtful. "You know usually whenever I'm troubled with something I sing a song to help me think, would you like me to teach you a song to sing?"
His eyes were wide and genuine then, like a clear crystal filled with thoughts brimming with eccentricity. Lilia at the moment, kinda reminded me of a kid rather than a senior.
"Ah! You're smiling!" He leaned in closer as his lips curled into a smile as well.
"Hey, your smile is a wonderful thing to see! If that was the case, you should smile more often!"
"Ahahaha...even when I'm forced to do things I don't really want to do at first but I can't really refuse cause Principal Crowley would use my freeloading existence here as blackmail?" I closed my eyes and crossed my arms, feigning a thinking gesture. "I'll give it a try"
Lilia laughed then,so full and warm it took me by surprise. His hands came to hold my shoulders,giving it a friendly shake.
"Hahahaha! That's the spirit! You have a good sense of humour too!"
"...Huh, anyways, Lilia-senpai, are you okay with this?" He looked at me, eyes shifting from enthusiastic to curious. His smile didn't fade when he spoke.
"With what?"
"Um, this seven minutes in heaven thing. I know I'm kinda the last person you'd wanna hang with for seven minutes of your life"
"Hmm,is that so?" Something in his gaze shifted then,a mist of thought I couldn't catch in time. It wasn't unsettling,though I felt a chill ran up my spine anyway.
"And why would you say that,little lantern?"
"L-Little lantern..?"
"Ahahaha! It suits you doesn't it? Your smile just now reminded me of a lantern I saw long ago"
"Well... It's cute, I guess"
His eyes closed, that same warm chirp of a laugh coming from him again. "Say, why wouldn't I want to spend seven minutes of my time with you?" He asked, pretty close to me, maybe a bit too close. I let out a dry laugh, and gestured dismissively with my hand.
"Well,for a start I'm not really the most interesting person in this school."
"I think I can beg to differ,little lantern. You're someone without magic, a child of man, and yet the black carriage carried you here to this school and for months now you've been able to make due with whatever is thrown your way,despite what has been thrown your way, and you do it with a clear conscience too." He tilted his head again, eyes glistening like the light he held so gracefully In the palm of his hands. At that moment, I thought I was looking at something very ancient.
"O-Oh...I didn't really see it that way.." I shuffled back, attempting to create distance, but my back collided against the door.
"Ah,sorry I was taking up a lot of space, wasn't I?" Lilia laughed but his gaze fixated on me as if searching for something before it didn't and we were back to staring at each other, not really knowing what to say.
'Man,and I thought those leech twins were hard to read..'
"Say, wouldn't you like to know how to use magic?"
"Huh?"
"You really like spacing out don't you? Little lantern if you don't keep your guard up something might happen with the little time we have now"
"...What exactly could happen?"
"Hmm, I wonder what could happen"
"That's why I asked—"
Lilia took hold of my hand then, bringing up to his face.
"We have a few minutes left, you wanna try your luck?"
"I don't know. Are you gonna turn me into a toad or something"
"Eh? You're a funny one indeed, little lantern. Here,first I'll do this" Lilia placed his hand underneath mine, holding it so my palm was open, then he let his gaze bore into it before a warm sensation began pooling on my hand. A faint sense of power enveloping it.
"Wha... Lilia-senpai—"
"Eh,what a nice reaction. There, try it!"
He let his grasp turn loose and I pulled my hand away, inspecting it like it wasn't even my own hand. Somehow,it felt different...
Lilia kept his eyes on me, a smile in both his gaze and on his lips. I looked back at my hand, sighed.
"Yolo,right?" I smiled back at him.
"Eh,Yolo?"
"Ah, nevermind. What should I do by the way? I'm kinda clueless here..."
"Hmm,maybe try floating something, that's a basic skill I'm sure you'll get right off the bat!"
My gaze searched around the room then,all the while I was wondering how I got into this situation in the first place. Why was there even a party at this hour? Ugh, this school will be the death of me, I swear.
I sighed again, and at that moment I felt something crawl up onto my leg.
I locked eyes with Lilia who was still staring at me, his hand was still holding the green light.
Ah,so it's not him?
I stiffened.
"...Lilia-senpai?"
"Hm,is something the matter, Little lantern?"
My lips parted, and the crawling came again. Goosebumps greeted my whole body.
"Little Lantern,are you okay?"
I clenched my teeth. "I think there's something climbing on my leg...!" The words came out in a hurry and had Lilia widening his gaze before he looked down and seemed like he wanted to crouch with the light to see better but I grabbed at his hand, sweating.
"Don't move! What if you make it crawl faster?"
"Then how am I supposed to help you?"
"Use your magic!"
He chuckled,his free hand coming up to slightly cover his mouth. "Isn't the light I'm using now part of my magic?"
Then he really did crouch down, the light illuminating my lower half. I closed my eyes before it had a chance to trail down, but once silence stilled in the room. I desperately wanted to scream.
"Lilia-senpai..?"
"Don't move." His voice lost it's friendliness. A brusque shift from light to authoritive in mere seconds. I shut my eyes even harder, skin crawling with goosebumps. Lilia didn't answer, instead straightening his body before he looked me in the eyes.
"Everything's okay, just don't move. I'll get rid of that thing on your leg"
"What thing?" I asked,panic lacing my words. I wanted to cringe so bad but the fear of not knowing what was latching onto me had me frozen in place.
"Nothing I can't handle"
"That's not really comforting..."
"I'm your senior aren't I?" He said then, smiling gently at me again with the same warmth from before. "Even if we're from different dorms, I wouldn't hurt someone under my care"
I nodded my head,flustered once more. "Okay"
I expected some monster to be illuminated by Lilia's light and him destroying it with his magic students from other dorms talk about with astonishment.
What I didn't expect was for him to suddenly let out a yelp and the room going dark once more as I felt his body tumble ontop of me and the door to the closet opening, causing both of us to stumble out with a loud thud as we fell to the ground.
The light seemed to burn my eyes, but my chest and back held more pain from the fall.
Ace's voice reached me first.
"Wowie, someone got excited,huh?"
"Kantokusei! Are you alright?" Came Deuce's voice next and a couple of other murmurs.
The weight from Lilia was gone and as I sat up to answer both Ace and Deuce, from the darkened closet something flew out and smacked me right in the face.
Ace and Deuce let out panicked screams while I fell onto my back again, my face throbbing.
"Ara Ara, it seems like I missed" It was Lilia, and he was already on his feet, looming over my fallen figure. He was smiling but his eyes held worry in them as he reached out a hand for me to grab.
"The door opened so suddenly, if it didn't, I doubt the flip flop would've hit you, Little lantern"
"What the hell just happened?" Ace said aloud, his eyes wide as he stared at us both. Deuce had helped me up along with Lilia and actually had Grim run off to get me a drink, but my gaze went to Lilia first who was repeating apologies with his eyes.
"Kantokusei,are you okay? That flip flop really went and smack you..."
I smiled, a sudden amusement bubbling in my throat. I stared at Lilia who seemed to glow with hidden laughter as well and nodded my head. Slightly laughing when the words leave my mouth.
"The next round,we're shoving Ace in the closet alone"
"Eh? Why?" Deuce looked concerned, his face scrunched up with confusion. Lilia laughed, tilting his head to the side.
"It's alright, he won't be alone in there,right, Little Lantern?"
#twisted wonderland scenarios#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#twst lilia#lilia vanrouge#x reader#oneshots#twisted Wonderland fanfic#fanfic#ace trappola#deuce spade
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Drunk BOB guys??? Who are the softie hug-loving cuddlers and who are the loud and obnoxious ones? The ones who break out of their shell when intoxicated? The unusually quiet ones? The ones who throw it tf back when Usher comes on? I'd love to hear some thots
oooooh my god okay okay, here are the biggest thots
Richard Winters: Umm, alcohol whom? Has never been drunk in his life and doesn’t intend to start now. He gets all the buzz he needs off the exhilaration of a brisk jog, or a cool glass of water.
Lewis Nixon: The Literal Alcoholic. Thinks he’s more fun when he’s drunk than when he’s sober; is actually not a very fun drunk. Is even worse when he’s sobering up! At this point, he has to have some liquor in his system 99% of the time, otherwise his body feels like it’s out to destroy itself. (Alcoholism is a disease, boys and girls.) Nix buzzed is Nix at peak performance; he’s friendly, efficient, and capable. Nix drunk is a slowly spiralling plane crash. He usually passes out before he hits the ground, but god forbid he gets there, because... it’s messy. He can occasionally be a messy, emotional, overdramatic drunk, but only when he’s really overdone it.
Carwood Lipton: The Respectable Drunk. A very calm, kind of sleepy drunk. Doesn’t get drunk often, even though he holds his liquor well, because he doesn’t prefer it --- when he’s had a few, he prefers to just watch the people around him, smiling and only half paying attention. His mind tends to wander when he’s drunk. Drunk Lip does have one fatal weakness: if he’s out with his partner, and his partner shows even the slightest bit of encouragement, Lip will get riled up very quickly. He goes from calm drunk to horny drunk in a very short time; will eagerly press his partner up against the wall if given the chance. (Drunk Lip is way more inclined to PDA.)
Ron Speirs: The Soft Drunk. Literally, he’s such a tender drunk; he has absolutely no balance, and is a little confused, but he’s sweet, okay? Ron is far more expressive when he’s drunk; he gets touchier, ramblier, kinder. Drunk Ron has faith in humanity where Sober Ron gave up long ago. He’s a really relaxed drunk, unlikely to go off and do anything wild, but he wants to be around other people --- around his friends. Ron never has a good time when he drinks alone. (Plus, he’s got a reputation to uphold, and only certain people are allowed to see him with his guards down.)
Harry Welsh: The Bionic Drunk. Nothing can injure him; nothing can kill him. Many things have tried. Harry has done so much dumb shit when intoxicated, things that would have wounded him in a heartbeat if he was sober, and has never gotten a scratch to show for it. He’s a very fun drunk --- he laughs a lot, is very affectionate, and super pleasant to be around --- but common sense and self-preservation goes out the window. Look out, because he might too, if someone dared him.
Eugene Roe: The Changeling Drunk. Who is this man and what did he do with Doc Roe? Drunk Gene is... an experience, alright? His inhibitions are gone. Suddenly, his personality has been turned up to eleven; he’s extroverted, he’s exciting, he laughs loudly and jokes around... he’s dancing on top of the bar, holy shit. Is a very fun time, but you have to keep an eye on him, because he sometimes goes off and does something insane, a-la-Sober-Speirs. Drunk Gene fears nothing, including himself.
Joe Toye: The Depressed Drunk. Zoinks, Scoob. Drunk Joe is actually willing to talk about his emotions --- and maybe he shouldn’t, because he’s got some sad stuff going on there, man. Drinking is supposed to numb your worries, but Joe often finds the opposite is the case; his burdens somehow get heavier, harder to ignore, and if he’s allowed to slip into them he’ll end up dwelling in them for the rest of the night. So long as he’s around buddies who are actively keeping his spirits up, he’s a decent drunk guy to have around. If neglected, however, Drunk Joe may shed a few tears into his Guinness.
George Luz: The Showman Drunk. His jokes and impressions get way sloppier, but somehow he’s twice as hilarious, so he can get away with it. Drunk George is way more animated, with a seemingly endless supply of energy; he teases everybody, he laughs the loudest in the room, and he really seems like he’s just come out to have a good time. The kind of buddy you want to get drunk with. (Be warned: comes with a rarely activated Depressed Drunk mode, when he shuts off and wants to be left the hell alone. Maybe his battery runs out after a while or something. During this time, George is feeling a lot of things very strongly; this condition is best treated with a cozy blanket and glass of water. Very rare, but once you’ve seen him in this state, you can never unsee it.)
Bill Guarnere: The Loud Drunk. Is there a difference between sober Bill and drunk Bill? Debateable. Drunk Bill is just Bill turned up to eleven. He doesn’t actually get drunk a lot --- somehow he ends up the designated driver, and minds less than he should --- but social drinking usually leads to Bill shouting over a crowded bar. He’s usually up for a good time, he just has no volume control. (Also, the accent. It thickens. Can someone translate, please? Is he speaking English? What the hell is he saying?)
Babe Heffron: The Weird Drunk. Drunk Babe will break it down on the dance floor (should he? maybe not) and do his president rooster impression in public, but he’s equally likely to just... confuse everybody else. He’s got a lot of thoughts. A lot of feelings. Some of them are about the meaning of life, some of them are about the best kind of sandwich bread, some of them are about whether the Loch Ness Monster has a favorite type of bird. He talks so much when he’s drunk, and will ramble anyone’s ear off about any of these topics. Escape while you can.
Joseph Liebgott: The Volatile Drunk. Really a mixed bag; you never know what you’re going to get from him. Sometimes, Joe can be a very fun drunk, the life of the party, willing to do anything anybody dares him to. That’s if he’s drinking in a good mood. If he starts drinking in a sour mood, it’ll only get worse from there. Honestly, he can be a mean drunk. He lashes out at people, gets angry, sometimes starts crying... it’s not great. You have to keep tabs on him while he’s drinking, because if his mood looks like it’s dipping, he should not be allowed any more alcohol.
David Kenyon Webster: The Emotional Drunk. He’s just... got a lot of feelings! And he really wants to talk about them! Becomes extremely talkative while drunk; this is not always a good thing, because he’s pronouncedly less eloquent. Drunk Web is very passionate about politics... and the environment... and marine biology... and the commercialization of public holidays. He has something to say about most things. Sometimes he’s just muttering to himself, and no one can keep up with what he’s saying. Makes so many notes, either in his phone or scribbling them down on napkins, because he’s “going to need to remember this”, but they’re all illegible come morning. Feels things very strongly. Might cry.
Johnny Martin: The Feral Drunk. Wrangling Johnny when he’s had a few too many is an experience. Holy shit, this man knows no fear. Drunk Johnny has 5x less patience for everyone’s bullshit, and wants them to know it. The amount of bar fights this man has gotten into... the best part is, he’s never lost. (Yeah, because he has Bull right there to make sure his drunk friend doesn’t get himself killed.)
Frank Perconte: The Confused Drunk. Only kind of knows where he is. Complains a lot; puts things down, misplaces them, and blames someone else for taking them. Drunk Perco has a ‘Real Housewives at Brunch’ mode, only activated when someone gives him tequila; he will scream and throw drinks. Otherwise he’s just kind of tiresome and needs someone to make sure he makes it home okay.
Floyd Talbert: The Mom Drunk. Yes, he did just do four shots of gin, but he’s still going to make sure everyone else is drinking water and not wandering off with anyone creepy. Drunk Floyd’s got an eye on everyone; he’s kind of the mama hen wrangling all her chicks, making sure they don’t stray far. He parties like a frat boy, but will wrangle everyone like a girl scout mother.
Shifty Powers: The Missing Drunk. What the hell? What happened, where did he go? He was sitting right there a second ago --- when he’s drunk, Shifty tends to wander. He just likes the quiet. His friends will always find him in bizarre places, after a few minutes of panicked searching. Once, he was laying on top of a car; once he was on the club’s roof. He’s fine, he knows where he is, he’s just thinking about stuff.
Donald Malarkey: The Absurdly Lucky Drunk. He’s got some Irish faeries looking out for him or something, because Drunk Don is literally living his best life. If he gambles, he’s going to win. If he misplaces his wallet, he’s going to find it with an extra $30 inside. If he trips, he’s going to land in an attractive person’s lap. Everyone wants to be in proximity to Drunk Don, not only because he’s a pretty good (if emotional) time, but because some of his luck might rub off.
Skip Muck: The Giggly Drunk. What’s so funny? No one knows. Skip might not even know, but he’s going to laugh anyways, because everything is hilarious. He somehow tells even better jokes when drunk, but he laughs at them himself, so that measures it out. He effortlessly makes himself the life of the party; Skip will get up and karaoke with the band, cheer all his friends on in their dumb shit, drink way more than he reasonably should... going out drinking with Skip is always a great time.
Herbert Sobel: The Alarmingly Fun Drunk. No, I’m not going to elaborate. Fill in the mental images yourself.
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Avidia mentally kicked herself. This was serious business! There's no time for flirting! Was that even flirting? She didn't do that much. The whole quest to find someone who could show her Hamon always pushed her need to date to the back seat. But she wasn't about to deny that Floyd was very good looking, not to mention kind. She'd heard that the Pillarmen were ruthless, dangerous... and yet she was convinced he was blushing a few moments ago.
Nearly a foot and a half taller than her, Avidia had to tilt her head to look him in the eyes. Her heart thumps a little harder. "Youre right, you don't look a day over a thousand~" She teases back a little. "Oh no, don't tell me I'll have to actually fight you someday! But you're so nice! I'd feel bad if I actually landed a hit on you!" She laughs nervously. Truthfully she was more worried that he'd be much more powerful, and Joseph would see her as weak and not help her. She knew it was stupid, but the thought still scared her a little.
floyd noticed avidia got slightly nervous, when she mentioned the chance of her fighting against him, one day. but he would have never hurt her, it would have been just for training and he wouldn't have used his powers at full strength. "oh, don't worry about landing hits on me... i can take it. hopefully. but we're running a lot, you still haven't met joseph joestar yet, and we're already making plans over a future you who's already strong... i can see you becoming a master, by the way." well, they had introduced themselves to each other pretty well by now, and floyd would have had to slap himself already. being with joseph had taught him good techniques when it came to flirting, but surely not to be used while at work. he took one of avidia's hands, and pulled her a little towards a path. "how about we get going towards joseph's whereabouts? i'll lead you, if you're okay with it. i was planning on just giving you the direction, but... the road can be a little tricky, so i'll come along."
#riri's icas🦉#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo part three#stardust crusaders#jjba ocs#avidia zeppeli#floyd the pillar man#leftsidebonfire
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Yo~ Is it cool if I request a regular mha matchup?
Basics about me: I'm a girl (she/her pronouns), bi, I'm 1.65m, short curly brown hair, I have a lot of beauty marks all over my body and I'm kind of slim.
I'm usually anxious whenever I meet someone for the first time and act like yamaguchi hehehe or I'll just ignore the person and just be on my own world. It's hard for me to consider people as my friends so easily because I lowkey have trust issues but if they show to be genuine and I like their vibe then I'll open up to them and act more feral in my own way. I tend to tease and do snarky remarks with my close friends and joke around a lot, I like to see my friends smile and laugh tbh. I consider myself a really creative person, y'know really artsy OH and I like to """debate"""" with people, I'm also not the smartest person out there but I'm not dumb dumb (I'd say out of 5 I'd be a 4, idk if that makes sense).
A bad thing about me is that I tend to stay in my comfort zone without giving new things a chance. I also never really go beyond and do the bare minimum, which I know it's bad since I have the potential to reach higher levels.
That's all hehehe, tysm and I hope you're having an amazing day/night/evening and remember to stay hydrated! <3
I’m matching you up with Jirou!
JAJSHDJS YOU TWO TOGETHER JUST MAKES ME SWOON! Like okay, Jirou looks intimidating but dudeeeee. If you approach her, she’ll have a little gay panic inside. And it kind of shows, so you might not feel as nervous about getting to know her? But after you two get passed that first stage, you’re practically inseparable. She loves your sense of humour and honestly she thrives on getting you to laugh the same way you make her laugh. And she’s such a trustworthy person; everything you say will remain between the two of you UNLESS you’ve told her it wasn’t that big of a deal if others knew. And she enjoys one-on-one times with you sososososo much!! Will totally get into debates with you. She can and will keep up with you no matter the subject.
She’s also prone to “accidentally” motivating you out of your comfort zone sometimes. Jirou has this “you can do this! ...or whatever, really” attitude but it gets to you bro. Especially when you know she’s a bit too comfy in her comfort zone as well, so when she tries and inch out of it, she really hopes you’ll follow after her. The two of you pushing each other to become better is just such a cute concept I— 🥺 not my heart melting
Songs!!
- Electric Love, BØRNS
- I Was Made for Lovin’ You, Kiss
- What Do You Want from Me, Pink Floyd
- Glass Spider, David Bowie (DONT QUESTION THIS JUST ENJOY IT-)
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