#okay i think i rememeber. i think sadeas as the one who gets pregnant is a titch hotter because hes skinnier | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

isdalinarhot · 1 year ago

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dalinar and sadeas. press their coochies together and frot/scissor with such a fucking vengeance. like the thrill is glowing in their eyes. and the end result is a little coupon that says. dalinar you are so good at being an absent father. sadeas you are a bonus code but maybe just maybe you can be an absent father too. depending on how things work out. god imagine if adolin and renarin were sadalinar kids and they had to deal with 2 absent fathers and 0 mothers growing up. theyd be so fucked up

#i have tags for this post but i forgot them in my drunken ignorance let me remember them #okay i think i rememeber. i think sadeas as the one who gets pregnant is a titch hotter because hes skinnier #so when he gets soooo trhired trimester big belly its like more noticable and more of a thing people can see #its like wow! hot <3 #but like with dalinar its like whatever! whatever. but we can still have transmasc dalinar and transfem evi. we can still get dalinar pregn #nt #okay?????? okay #idk man idk #im too drunk to feel shame<3 sorry for all you plebs at home #anyway i am in great need of sadeas failing big time at fatherhood #like oh look at my adorable five year old sons. am i gonna stop them from falling off a high ledge? no i will not #luke.txt #drunkposting #hey look an ask #sorry about this one folks

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