#okay goodnight I'm going to bed now byeeee
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And to the surprise of no one I am once again staying up far too late drawing Shin and Sara interactions
#mr beast au sara makes me so crazy actually#what do you mean she spent thirty-six years trying to turn back time so she could have another chance to save everyone#what do you mean it fucking worked#and fucking. midori. oh my god midori.#because shin doesn't know. he was dead before they met midori. midori is still his dead “best friend” in his mind#but sara knows literally everything#she had access to every record in asu-naro of course she knows everything#she's seen exactly what midori wrote about shin and it's made her sick#fuckkkk I'm driving myself crazy. “did you know he was 21 when you met” what if i exploded into a million pieces evil style. what about that#i need to go to sleep. if I don't wake up reasonably enough my day will be ruined horribly#okay goodnight I'm going to bed now byeeee
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The Button
Sera: "It's...she's...we're just...coworkers"
Nalla: "Coworkers. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?"
Sera: "We don't have time for any 'items' right now. We're a little busy trying to overthrow the government"
Nalla: "you can do both"
Nari: "Everyone just stop having sex"
Sera: "Okay hold up a sec. That's maybe a little extreme, Nari"
Nari: “Nope. You have sex and then you leave. Everyone just stop”
Sera: "Do you need to have sex? We can find someone for you"
Nalla: "but sex is too much fun to stop"
Sera: "I have sex and then I leave them to come back to you guys and do what we need to do."
Nari: “Oh my god no” :flushed:
Sera: "Okay you can find your own person for sex. I'm just sayin I'll help if you want. That's what friends are for"
Nari: “I take it back. Go away byeeee”
Sera: "What's wrong with sex? Oh god, did you sleep with a guy and it was terrible? Because it shouldn't be terrible, I promise"
Nari: Nari would just be bright red. "Shut up sera”
Nalla: "did you sleep with a woman and it was terrible? Because that's even worse"
uhpockuhlipzToday at 12:57 PM
“SERA”
“NALLA”
“EVERYONE JUST”
“SHUT UP”
Sera: "She's right though, it's just sad when a woman is terrible"
Nalla: "honestly. She should know how to pleasure another woman. At least the basics of it."
Nari: “Oh my god”
Sera: "This one woman, she could not find the button. Six square inches around it covered in spit, but never hit the mark. Had to fake it and leave"
Nari: “A... button? What?? Spit on a button? What the hells are you talking about”
Nalla: "been there. More than once"
Sera: "Not 'A' button, 'THE' button. You know when you're riding a horse, and you go up a hill and it feels a little better in the saddle?"
Nari: “What????”
Sera: "You don't feel that?" -looks around- "Someone help me out here"
Nari: [Poor Nari is still like “where the hell is there a button there aren’t buttons on chain mail wtf is happening”]
Sera: -finds a stick and draws on in the sand- "Here's the button, and there's the good hole, between the really soft lips. and down here is the no-no place. one way ticket. Stay away. I mean, some people like it, I guess? I don't trust those people"
Nalla: -chimes in and explains in great detail about the wonders of the clitoris-
Nari: “Is that a flower? What? OH MY GOD NEVER MIND FORGET I ASKED IM GOING TO BED”
Sera: "Yes, it's a beautiful flower. One you can touch and lick and lemme tell ya, when it blooms? Best thing ever"
Nari: "GOODNIGHT”
Sera: "Wait, Nari, we haven't talked about boobs yet"
-yells after her- "BOOBS ARE GREAT!"
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