#okay fr his worst transgression is actually that he’s just a huuuuge asshole

[15ktherapy]

marytn grrrrrrrrrrrr. he makes me upset blah blah blah he’s a dick don’t like that blah blah blah but u wanna know what his worst crime was? HE FLUBBED THE LIM LIFE SERIES FINALE. those finales were always fun and dramatic but he went No Im Winning and just slaughtered imp and scott when they were gonna do a gentlemen’s fist fight. BOOOORING!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF FUN AND DRAMATISICMS!??????? it was so sudden and so cheap and so BORING. like third life we have the finale battle between the two “factions” some infighting when one of them comes out on top and then the final two scar and grian go up to their old base and beat the shit out of each other* in a ring of cactus and FIRE. it was FUN. last life wasn’t as dramatic and fun but it was still better bc the last. I think it was four? ppl decided to split off and come to the middle and brawl until only one remained. less dramatic but still fun. IN DOUBLE LIFE we got the divorcee quartet as last standings so me have the dramatics of Scott and Cleo, not bound to each other by game mechanics but because they chose to be with each other. and then we have Scott’s game partner Pearl and Cleo’s game partner marytn. so it’s Chosen Love Or Do We Play The Game? anyway so they play the game. Pearl goes sicko mode and. okay well one she was the one who took out the third last team, and then she took out cleo and martyn all on her own. so Scott and Pearl are the only two left and Scott kills himself to fulfill the There Can Only Be One ruling of the previous seasons. LIMITED LIFE THOUGH? so it’s Scott martyn and impulse and they’re like Okay What If We No Armor No Weapons Just Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other and so impulse and scott take their shit off bc theyRE NOT BORING. and then martyn just cuts their heads off. BOROOOOORIINNGGGGGGFF. boo hoo worst win ever I hope he gets cursed somehow and can never play Minecraft ever again.

I’m not bringing this up out of nowhere okay it’s relevant to me and what I’m watching okay