#okay fine Perth not far enough let's go to Italy
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There was one time I tuned out when he was talking and I was thinking about Tony and he said something about communicating so my next words were
"yeah communication is important"
#lies#oh man Tumblr I'm in too deep#The only way out is to resign and change my name and move to mexico#ask my uncle for a job at pitcher partners#move house move jobs move countries let's go Italy he'll never find me there#i think that's how kitty Flanagan got out of relationships over the years#move to Perth and take Tony with me#'noooo I've been in Perth for ten years there's nothing to do there' i can hear him whinge as i drag him onto a 5 hour flight#okay fine Perth not far enough let's go to Italy#i have an Italian surname and Tony has an Italian first name so we'll blend in well#Laura stop crushing on Tony#stop thinking about Alex#stop working for Sophia#stop supporting that deadbeat team in the black and white stripes#stop crying over Trent Bianco#stop deluding yourself that Ginni still loves Collingwood#stop being a shit friend and check up on your friend who's having a baby in a month#honestly get it together#I'm sorry Tumblr
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