#okay but like zach no stop my precious bean

[joeycupcakerichter]

Episode 5 thoughts

sOmEoNe HuRt My BoY.

Fuck outta here Mrs. Walker, I wanna feel for you but your son was a monster

You knew what he was.

Justin was right though, he was a person I guess. But still. I’mma hate him

So Bryce’s grandfather is hot garbage too.

Oh no, Monty’s going to get in trouble for using steriods

BIG SURPRISE

At least they’re using shit from last season though, even if it was a offhanded thing.

Zach, just fucking tell them who is using. 

JUSTIN

JUSTIN STOP

WAIT A L E X IS DOING DRUGS

In regards to last episode, I agree with Tyler about not protesting his funeral

I also appreciate Casey’s character but holy fuck shut the hell up.

Aw, Alex had all his drinks.

Oh Alex, oh Alex honey. Just let Jess go. She wants a sense of freedom. Let the girl live.

So, this steroided Alex thing.

Yeahhhh, I kinda hate it.

I guess I understand. He wants to get better but I just.... kid was mad enough.

So, who the fuck just comes up to a dude in the gym and is like

Hey man, you want some Roids

Apparently Luke but jfc

I hate this plotline, I hate it so much

MY BROTHER IS AN ASSHOLE TOO

MY T E A R S 

I just want Tyler to tell Jess. I know it’s hard but if ANYONE would understand, it would be here.

Still bugs the hell out of me that Monty looks like a young Dean from SPN

Why are they making it seem like Clay did it? How stupid do we look

OH THIS FUCKING GUY MESSING WITH TONY

JESUS FUCKING-

I will fight every. fucking. person.

BOLAN

A FEMINIST. HA

H’OKAY BUD

“Why do you care so much, about finding out what happened?���

“Because I am a shoehorned in character seeing as we lost Hannah.

Seriously, this girl is just fucking new Hannah, with a happier facepaint

Oh fuck

Don’t you make me feel for Monty

I won’t do it.

I refuse

Nope, no pity.

Shitty homelife does not fix **ping a dude with a mop.

Fuck you Monty

OH SHIT THE DUDE WHO SOLD THE GUN TO TYLER IN SEASON 1.

BECAUSE THAT SEASON HAPPENED

Winston is cute. NGL

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP

ARE YOU GONNA-

NO 13RW 

Don’t you do it

-_-

jfc you did it. you went and you did it

talk about negative fucking stereotypes.

this season just lost a LOT of respect from me.

Alex seeing Bryce is grossing me tf out

Of fucking course Monty

God I hate his character.

violently repressed homosexuality is a shit trope and while I know it’s a real thing and it happens, don’t try to make me sympathize with a character who RAPED a dude by being like “oH bUt He’S sEcReTlY gAy”

There’s entirely too much “sympathize with the bad guy” going on for my tastes RN.

Ani squeeing over Alex and Clay proves she’s self insert character and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Alex’s password is Jessica’s birthday, shut up.

that’s so adorable I cannot

Okay, the prostitute thing?

What even is this episode

guys

this season...

this season might be bad

oh no

OH YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE ALEX WENT BACK TO HANGING OUT WITH BRYCE AND DOING DRUGS WITH HIM

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE

Bryce is saying this shit like I care

“someone sucker punches me”

I would if I could

obvs not Justin Prentice, he is a precious bean and I love him.

Awwwwwwwwww ALEX LIKES KISSING DURING SEX

I WILL BE TAKING THIS AWAY FROM THIS EPISODE THANK YOU GOOD BYE

....

his dirty talk could use some work tho

Oh Bryce, your misunderstanding of how laws work is cute, but not cute in the good way, cute in the you’re a fucking idiot way

Alex isn’t even destroying shit, he’s just posing

THERE’S A KID WHAT THE FUCK

Bryce is a dick to kids, why am I not surprised

I’m so fucking glad Chloe had an abortion.

If he ever found out...

Jesus

Ngl, I like Melody, she’s so nice. 

POSTIVE SEX WORKER REPRESENTATION FOR THE WIN

I LOVE CLAY AND JUSTIN’S ROOM SO MUCH I CANNOT

I forgot to mention it, but I just- I love it.

There is far too much Bryce and not enough Cyrus and Zach.

OH SHIT IT WASN’T THE RIGHT HOUSE OH MY FUCKING GOD

Goddamn Mrs. Walker, fucking put him in his place

How you gonna act all upset that he’s dead and then still warn EVERYONE away from him.

THERE’s A FUCKING DELORAN IN THE GARAGE OH MY GOD

TONY’S CAR

I AM SCREAMING

OH MY FUCKIGN GOD

WHAT THE HELL INDEED ANI

[ain-t-bovvered]

14x13 (300th) Commentary

Special episode where a bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies  (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon  (Kat)

@waywardbaby  (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered  (Giu)

1 2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12

“Dad’s on a hunting trip- 

[shuts laptop]

Giu: It’s already a no from me

uuugh ok [opens laptop]

“-and he hasn’t been home in a few days “

Zee: That’s when I fell in love

Kat : I fell in love at “easy tiger”

Nat: He looks like a demon

Giu: he does

sign under the register: your baby daddy sitting in jail? Sell your gold and get bail. 

wow.

S: we are looking for the good stuff.

me searching for men

Kat : I need that wad of money, And the man attached to it

Giu: SAM

Zee : So done

Nat: Dean's done

Kat : That was so Jared lol

D.”No you didn’t”

Kat: Oh shit Dean. All sexy business

Giu: They not happy

Kat : FIRE

Giu: NOT THE HAIR NOT THE HAIR

[pauses video] TUMMY! [presses play again]

Giu: HE’S A BIG BOY

Zee : Turn his back to dean?

Nat&Kat: They always talk too much

Nat: he stole my line

Nat: PLAGIARISM

Nat: don't put that in

Giu: I’m gonna put that in

Nat: no

The smoke coming out the gun tho. I love that gun.

Zee : Put that down dean

Giu: Dean don’t touch things

In what goddamn dystopian fantasy a theater in 2019 show Beetlejuice? because I wanna live there.

Giu: I want that jacket. Doesn’t it look like the family business jacket?

Zee : I want that car,with everything in it

Giu: ...AND ON IT

Nat: I want that man

Giu: lol it’s like the Winchesters are some sort of the mean girls of town. 

The Campbell brothers are scary. They have two shotguns and a strange silver blade. 

I hear the tall one hair's insured for $. 

I hear the other one has a tinder account. His favorite music can be heard from miles before coming into town.

One time, they met god. And he stayed at their house. One time, they killed Hitler. It was awesome.

Kat : I WANT THE MEN

-” The Campbell brothers “  [sobs]

D:”Make it double”

Oh look the Family Business stuff again

S:” John Wayne Gacy cigar box” 

uh that’s not good. 

“Jack and Cass are out with Jules and her crew. When they’re back they can help us cataloging “ [already excited] 

D:” aWeSoME”

- “Where did they even came from? them or their weird sidekick with the trench coat” 

I love how before the boy Eliot talked about hearing stuff from the trunk of the car and I did not even bat an eye, because.....yeah...probably happened more than once.

Giu&Kat: Dumb bambi look

- Max:” It doesn’t mean they kidnapped bigfoot or whatever “

that could have happened too .

How did I miss all this gay vibes between the girls before?

Giu: anyway that is unrealistic, those girls would be drooling after those two.

Nat: Nah, they're too old for them

me at myself editing the commentary: they lesbian, bitch .

Nat: Max is trouble, isn't she

Kat: Don’t touch my baby’s car teen bitch

Zee : Why is sam so hot here?

Nat: BABY

- D;” No,no, no, no”

Zee : Oh the bitch did

Giu: THEY DED

Giu: DON T MOVE YESSIR

-S *thinks of the kids*

D: “Swear to God if anything happens to that car-” *thinks murder*

Giu: Meanwhile dean is having panic attacks

Nat&Giu&Kat: I don't wanna die. lol

Giu: TRIPLE PLAGIARISM

Kat: Stop Omg

Nat: We should stop

Zee : Look at those puppy eyes

- “So you want me to give you an underage girl’s address?” 

Nat: hahahahahahhahahahahaha i like that woman

D:”Marta, how’s that grandson of yours?”

“if you could help us out I would, I would really appreciate it”

“Please”

Zee : I’d melt

Kat: THAT TAP

Nat: I mean...helloooooo

Giu: There goes her values

Nat: I would tell him everything and more

Zee : Giuls the hand gif. Please and thank you

- you want my address too?

Kat: He’s putting the moves

Kat: Their lips are extra pink

-Yeah but like...I would have melt with Sam too honestly.

SKIP DAY!  aaaah the memories, we had skip days once a month.

Giu: OH NO

Zee : They dumb

Giu: i wouldn’t touch that creepy fuck teddy bears

Giu: can I slap some sense in those bitches

Giu: GACY FUCK NO

Nat: Baby, please tell me you're not hurt

Kat: BABY BABY

D: “ FBI everybody out” 

me : ....arrest me.

Giu: Sam: no fuck clown

Kat: Serial killer clown

Nat: Sammy, I think you need to get away

Kat: Best and worst thing ever

- D:” ‘Cause you love serial killers but you hate clowns” 

eh same .

Zee : look how happy he is

D:” Sam....today”

Kat: HURRRY UP SAMMEH

D: “....Hey! “

Nat: Dean Bean

Kat: Adorable bean

Zee: We’re damn good at why we do

Nat: They're going all dad on them

Kat: It’s hot

- S:” You sure don’t wanna call Mom here? or Cass?”

 D:” No because if it works , great, if not, why get their hopes up?”

Zee : Hello

Nat: JOHN

Kat: SHIT SHIT. SHIT Kicking their asses lol

Giu: My eyes are sweating

Nat: I got Negan vibes lol

? : “Don’t you move” 

[chills]

Zee : That’s another Daddy

Giu: HE LOOKS GOOD

J: “What in the hell”

J: “Sammy, aren’t you supposed to be in Palo Alto?”

Nat: Palo Alto. Oh god.

Giu: Good god [sobs]

J: “What happened to you?”  when did you stretch like that

Nat: It's 2003

Kat: It’s very difficult

J:”You saved the world?”

Zee : More than once

Giu: We died....more than once

Zee : Look at that precious face

D:”I think he’d be real happy to know you are finally here”

- Glad they mentioned Henry, I miss him.

S:” We are legacies because of you”

J.” I just wish that I had been there to see it”

Nat: Awww the look on Sammy

Nat: It fucking breaks my heart alright

D:”Non of this would have happened without you”

J:” It’s good, it’s fine. I went out taking out yellow eyes. That was the point. Get the thing that killed Mom”

Giu: im not ready for what.’s coming

Zee : Me neither

Kat: So much sobbing

Nat: What are you talking about. I'm not ready for the whole damn episode

Giu: STOP WITH THE MUSIC

Zee : Brace yourselves

- J [desperately softly]:” ...Mary?”

Giu: OH NO FUCKING JDM

Nat: Oh god NO

Zee : Oh fuck you

Giu: FUCK MY LIFE. FREAKING ACTING SKILLS.

Nat: FUCK OFF

Zee : IM SCREAMING HERE

Nat: THE BOYS...lol

D:” I’m freaking out”

No Dean, I’m freaking out. And I already know, looking at Sam face, what’s coming.

Nat: "I wanted this man"

D:” I wanted this since I was 4 years old”

I CAN T

Zee: One family dinner

Nat: NO DEAN BEAN PLEASE Sammy is right

Kat: He is but it hurts. So much

Nat: TAKE A KNIFE AND STAB ME

oH....Sammy and Daddy time. Can I skip?

Look at John fucking face!! he’s already so proud.

S:” Dean and I tried to make that once” [nervous laughter]

[John’s face falls] 

Zee : Here come regrets

J:”i...I remember “

Sam’s like...”you do?”

J: “ I screwed up with you a lot, didn’t I?”

The noise and expression and breathing Jared choose to made here is worth more than any words

Nat: GOD, SAM YOU PRECIOUS BEAN

S:” no, that’s okay”

J:”No, it’s not”

[me bathing into the holy light of jesus] yeeeees thank you 

Sam looks so uncomfortable.

J: “You didn’t have a problem talking about it before you left” 

ooooh John is trying so hard tho.

S: “..Dad...” [pauses like he can’t believe he can say that again]

me hitting myself : stop doing this to yourself bitch.

S: “ yeah...you know what? you did some messed up things”

S: “When I think about you....and I think about you a lot..[voice cracks]”

S:”I think about you on the floor of that hospital. And I think about how I never got to say goodbye”

Giu: fuck NOPE I’M OUT

Kat: *drags you back*

Giu: *fights it*

Zee: I’ll tie you down bitch just watch

Kat: I can’t i can’t I can’t

Giu: JARED STOP

Nat: FUCK JARED WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD

Nat: JARED STAHP

Kat: JARED IS INCREDIBLE

J: “Sam....[touches him]”

S: [gets almost scared when John touches him]

and now a change of camera so you can see more hurt

Nat: FUCK THIS I'M GOING OUT WITH YOU GIULS

Kat: I’ll tie you down

Zee: Can this fucking music just stop

Giu: CAN SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME MERCY? it’s 8:40am it’s too early for this

Kat: FUCK YOU JARED PADALECKI

Giu: STOP CRYIG

Giu: ahahahaahahhahahahaahah imma have a heart attack

Nat: SHIT NO FUCK THIS

Giu: Im forgetting english and spelling

J: “Son...I am so sorry”

Zee: That’s enough

Nat: YOU FOUGHT FOR US THAT'S ENOUGH

Giu: CLOSURE

Nat: what's english i'll start to groan in german soon

Zee: I’ll swear in Greek

Giu: I’m already gesturing in italian anyway

S:”Want some company?”

Nat: I get the booze you get the food, I want that bumper sticker

Nat: Why doesn't he remember?What the fuck is happening

Giu: The surnaaaame

Kat: YOU’LL SEE THE SHIT IT HAPPENING

Giu: THE FUCK

Zee : Blue steel

Nat: BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Giu: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Never forget

Nat: WANNA BE TED TALK

Nat: PROFESSOR JARED

Giu: GOD BLESS KALE (Misha wrote that)

Kat: THE TURTLENECK

hot take: that’s Misha’s turtle neck

Nat: THE GLASSES

D:”No, no , it gets worse”

TEDTalk!Sam is an empty shell. I hate it.

Kat: THE SLICKED BACK HAIR

Giu: Lotta beheadings

Zee : Can Jared stop being hotter in this ep?

D:”Well, I’m cool but you are  ugh”

Giu: I saw enough doctor who to know what is Sam talking about.

S:” If all is different, then what else changed”

Giu: OH.

Zee : Oh no

Nat: Zach is also ugh

Giu: NO GO AWAY

Giu: HEY BABE

- GUESS WHO NEVER FOUGHT IN HELL AND RAISED SOME SALTY ASS FROM PERDITION???

Z:”Earth ...where you are always stepping in something”

I mean, he’s not wrong

Zee: Constantine

Nat&Zee: I don't understand that reference

Giu: SDEFAFANSBAKWBLENDP

Zee : Control yourself woman

D:”How are we gonna tell Dad?”

S: “How are we gonna tell Mom”

Nat: Why are the teens everywhere are they running out of extras? I can be an extra.... for love scenes

Zee : I can be a fly in the wall

Z:”I need to know who’s been messing with time?” like...I mess with time, that’s my thing, who’s stealing my job

Giu: SQUINTY BOY

Z:”This town is always been a little muddy for us”

Z:” he...murders you all”

Kat: Ugh I want to stab Zach in the face

oh jfc Cass is a fucking murder machine,kinda like the apocalypse world NO 

Nat: Zach, just shut the fuck up, will ya

Zee: I’m an angel of the lord AAAAAAHHHHHH

Zee : GIULS IM DEAD

Giu: IS IT BAD THAT IM AROUSED

Kat: WINGS

Giu: FUCK

Zee: THE ONLY LOGICAL OUTCOME.  Babe how dare you ?

D:”Cass? “

C: who’s this bright soul , oh no he’s hot.

D:”Cass, you know us”

C: I WISH.

C: “I don’t know you”

Kat: I DONT KNOW YOU

Nat: Ow...a stab in the heart

Giu: NO

Kat : Breaking my heart

- Oh look you can pin point the exact moment HIS heart breaks.

D:” Cass, don’t”

Giu: LAGO DI GARDA!!

Nat: THE GARDA LAKE? IS THAT AN EXPRESSION?

Giu: No , it’s where i live.

- The satisfaction of seeing Sam kill Zach. Sam enjoying it.

Kat: YAS SAMMEH

Nat: Cas, come on!

- I love that Sam is holding the blade to cut and not stab.

ok ok...honestly I’m enjoying this ok? in the sense that I missed seeing Castiel so strong and powerful , and this is as it should be. He’s an angel , a soldier, with eons of wars behind, he was a captain ffs, the Winchester, they can be as strong as you want but they are human. Even Zach was stronger than them, he was just stupid to fall for Sam trick.

Giu: PLEASE DON’T KILL THEM

Giu: please don’t kill Cass, please don’t kill Cass.

Kat: Dudes the bloopers from this scene will be epic

Nat: I SWEAR IF THEY DON'T SHOW IT

Giu: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

D:”Cass, Cass, stop it”

....bitch HE HESITATED , Cass hesitated , he just kept Dean there when he could have just snaps his neck with a bit of pressure.

Zee : Sammy to the rescue

Giu: OH THANK GOD

Us: We want Bamf Castiel back!

Writers: OK

Us: NOT LIKE THIS

Zee: Who needs a heart?

oh look, those plates have the same decorations as the cups we saw in older eps. WHY DO I KNOW THAT. 

D:”Egghead”

Nat: me vs. your mom that's not even a choice

Giu: JOHN

Zee : Mary is showing emotion

Nat: I know who i would chose

yeah ok...I would choose this John tho, not the one we started in 2005 .

Zee : Me too

Kat: I almost don’t hate her. She’s hurting so bad. But everything else would be fucked

M:” Sam I can’t”

me too Mary, me too.

Nat: that's the thing. she's hurting more about her husband than her boys

Kat: I said almost

-J:” I never meant for this”

Kat: No son

J: “My fight. It was supposed to end with me. With Yellow eyes”

Giu: AGAIN

J:” But now you- you are a grown man and I’m incredibly proud of you”

Zee : Look how proud

Nat&Giu: JOHN, STAY

Kat: He’s waited so long to hear hat

Nat: LET SAM BE INTERNET FAMOUS

J:” I guess that I hoped, eventually,you would...get yourself a normal life, a peaceful life, a family.”

Zee&Giu : I have a family

Nat&Kat: WE EAT

Nat: A man after my taste

Giu: AND MY POOR HEART

Zee : Too much silence

Kat: #awkward

Nat: #sad

Giu: #The last supper

Zee : Stahp

Kat: SHUT UP BITCH

J:” We can be grateful for this time we have together.”

Kat:  #AMEN

Nat: sounds like AYE MEN

Giu: ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT

Kat: Fucking Bob Seger

Giu: THEY DESERVE ALL OF THIS,ALL OF IT . MY BABIES

Kat: I WANNA KNOW THE CONVO

Nat: #DOMESTIC LIFE

S: “It doesn’t feel right to have all of this and have to throw it away and I know we have to.” S:” He just goes back to...to..being Dad”

-Oh honey 

Giu: Sam is panicking

Nat: Who would save the world tho

S:” I think it would be nice”

D:” yeah? I used to think that too.”

D:”For the longest time I blamed Dad. I mean I blamed Mom too,you know. I was angry”

D: “Why don’t send him further back , and let some other poor sons of bitches save the world?

oh...OH Dean is woke

D:” But there’s the problem. Who does that makes us? Would we be better off? Maybe. But I’ve got to be honest. I don’t know who that Dean Winchester is.”

D:”I’m good with who I am,and I’m good with who you are”

Zee : Does anybody else experiencing chest pain??

Nat: What's a chest. I can't feel anything below my mouth

Giu: what s a mouth

Kat: #too old for this shit

D:”Cause our life, they are ours”

Kat: BAWLING

Kat: THIS FUCKING MUSIC

M: “I hate this”

Giu: WE HATE THIS

Zee&Kat: My girl

-NOOOOOO

J:”I miss you so damn much”

Nat: #make it stop

Nat: fuck this

Kat: NONONONONONONONONONONO I

Giu: STOP IT STOOOOP

Nat: JARED CONTROL YOUR FACE

Kat: THEY BOTH NEED TO

Zee : Fuck this flips table

-What a soft hug omg I can’t. Why is John so soft , whyyyyyy.

Giu: I WANNA DIE

Nat: FUCK THIS

-Dean’s eyes are dead , he’s trying to be emotionless and I can’t deal with it.

Also Sam keeps throwing glances at Dean and it breaks me.

John looking at his sons is PAAAAIN.

J:” You two. You take care of each other”

S: “We always do”

Can I say that I expected some “Yes Sir” here and there and I’m so glad that there were none? Like...yes they grow up and they are their own men and I’m so damn glad. I would have hated if I heard them saying that.

Kat: GOOD TO SEE YOU DAD

Dean said that so softly I can’t

Nat: OMG

Giu: JARED FUCK

Zee : I’m gonna faint

Nat&Kat: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BOYS

Giu: JDM FUCK U TOO

Nat: FUCK YOU ALL OF YOU

This ....Jared you fucking broke me here, you just ...can’t go and act like this and expect me to still be breathing .

Giu: JAY DON’T

Goddammit Dean still looks like he doesn’t wan’t to break but ...I can see it, your lips are shaking damn you Jensen.

Oh no here comes the hug of pain.

J:”I love you both so much”

why is Sam crying so much this season , JARED !

-oH NO DEAN SAID IT....DEAN SAID I LOVE YOU , I CAN’T , 911 HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

Nat: HEY, FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GONE

I’m so sick of seeing tears ok? And seeing John so emotional??? NAAAAAH FUCK THAT, I saw those tears falling . FUCK U

NOT THE WINK 

Zee : Can they all fuck the fuck off???

J:”Sammy...”

Kat: JENSEN FUCK YOU JARED FUCK YOU JDM FUCK YOU

Nat: TAKE MARY WITH YOU

Giu: dean your face

Kat: JENSEN BROKE ME

Dean looked like a little scared kid there and he just broke me once again.

Nat: THIS IS NOT RIGHT AND THEY KNOW IT THE WRITERS KNOW IT  I HATE THIS SO MUCH

Kat: Yeah but that one look. Fuck

ok Now....I wanted to make this gif so badly because it haunted me. This....This is when Sam break the pearl. The sound looks like it hit Dean like a bullet or something and I just ....look at him it looks like he wants to scream, his lips seems like they are spelling a soundless ‘NO’ or he just let go, because he wasn’t breathing until the sound ....I need a minute, I’m gonna throw up my breakfast. 

Bye John , I’ll miss you fiercely

aaaaand Dean looks like he’s dead again.

Nat: HEY GIULS Lebanon walk.

Nat I’m dead what do you want me to do? Call me if there is a ghost walk of Lebanon-

Also YAAAAAAS THOSE TWO ARE THE CUTEST

Nat&Kat&Giu: CAS

Sam looks relieved

Kat: OF FUCK THIS

Nat: Look at that phone

Giu: OMG NO

Nat&Zee&Kat: One hell of a dream

Kat: So much plagiarism

Zee : This music NEEDS to stop

Nat: NO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS

Giu: THE FUCK

Zee : Can we have a “fuck” count ?

Nat: aWWWW...jACK

Nat: WTF JACK

Giu: Jack honey dont

Kat: WHAT ARE THE DOING TO BABY BEAN

Zee: March 7???

Nat: Yeah no

Writers: heya! we are gonna give you some sweet stuff for the 300th, y’all gonna hate it so much.

after credits brainstorm

Nat: SO GET THIS Did John remember? Did John know that the boys are happy and he spends the last of his days thinking about how he could get rid of Michael? Giu: What what . Oh fuck I sure hope so Nat: He saw that the boys were happy, that Mary came back. That's all he wanted . That's why it wasn't hard for him to let go and make the deal. Zee: I soooooo don’t need this rn Giu: im on board. Because he said that he had the strangest dream right? So since their life are fucked up anyway , what hurt could it make to look that shit up? Nat: He will remember but it's more like a vivid dream and he will do anything to fight for them so that's why it wasn't hard for him at all to save Dean, even though he can't defeat YED. Because he knows that his boys will save the world.  And still live. with an angel and lucifer's child.

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.I have no word , and no answer of how I’m feeling right now.

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[sweetiidiot-blog]

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

a hundred random starters || not accepting

Zach had his shirt off already, eyeing her carefully before answering. “And? What’s not to like about extreme sports?” Ever since the Hannah thing, with the tapes, and the trial. And the coming to terms with what he did, and how it affected her. He knew that things had to change, and not to live in fear or rejection or lash out if it happens. He undid his belt, dropping his jeans to the ground before climbing over the railing of the bridge. People had been jumping off this for years, and only a few have gotten hurt. Okay, and one guy died but he jumped near the bank. And he was drunk off his ass. Zach was sober, and committed to doing this. If not for him, but for Hannah. Because that’s what he did, he did what he may not want to do but knew that Hannah would have gotten a hell of a kick out of it. “So, you coming with me or are you waiting here?”

[olivay-official]

Heroes and Masks

Just a little thing I wrote. The main character’s name is Logan and she is a precious bean with issues. And the other people’s identities will be revealed at a later installment ;) (Not that I think many people are reading this)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Another big save from Broad City’s finest Super, Nightfall! The Television set behind Zack’s head buzzed with happy reports about the city’s greatest Super. I did my best to ignore the buzz. I wanted little to do with superheroes and even less to do with Supers.

“Isn’t that something? I wish I had cool powers like that!” Zack smiled up at the TV.

“Zack!” I scolded calling his attention back to our dinner table.

“Look I know you have issues with Supers but you have to admit it would be pretty cool if we could have power like that,” Zack appealed. I just shook my head as I swirled the ketchup around on my plate with a soggy french fry. Unlike Zack I wasn’t a fan of Super’s. The powers and abilities some people had developed were dangerous and I firmly believed nothing good could come from them. Most people weren’t born with the mutant abilities the Super’s possessed but those who were ultimately went down one of two paths- they either became a hero or a villain and since vigilantism was outlawed, the latter was becoming a more common phenomenon. None the less the general public loved the Supers or at the very least envied them, like Zack did. Nightfall was one of the only Super’s dumb enough to risk jail time in order to be a superhero and the amount of admiration the guy got was outrageous.

“Those abilities are dangerous Zack,” I repeated for the millionth time to him. Since Supers first started appearing in the world hospital visits and ER staff had nearly doubled due to the influx of injuries from coming into contact with Supers.

“I will never get you,” Zack shook his head shaking out his well groomed dark hair. “I just don’t get why you wouldn’t want superpowers. The benefits would far outweigh the cost,” Zack defended.

“Except your buddy Nightfall landed two guys in the hospital just today, who do you think pays for that?” I pointed out.

“Well I mean taxes do but-“ Zack started.

“We do Zack! Nightfall doesn’t pay a dime of that hospital bill,” I pointed out.

“If this guy is out saving the world Logan, I’m pretty sure he at least pays his taxes,” Zack pointed.

“Whatever that doesn’t mean he’s not dangerous,” I grumbled. Zack despite his love for all things Super had never really spent much time around one. I on the other hand had had more than my fair share of bad Super experiences. Since being exposed to the horror that is Supers I had a hard time being around them. They were dangerous and they caused death and pain wherever they went. I couldn’t quite understand why Zack adored them so, of course I had never told Zack the things I had seen.

“Okay okay we can stop talking about Nightfall. So tell me what’s the plan for tomorrow?” Zack asked enthusiastically.

“Well I was thinking after I get out of class we could go to the new club down on Baker street,” I suggested. Zack’s face lit up a smile spreading wide across his face.

“You do know the new club is going to be a gay bar yes?” Zack asked me skeptically.

“Yes and I think it’ll be fun to go out dancing with you and not worry about being hit on,” I admitted. Zack grinned wide waggling his eyebrows at me.

“Don’t lie you secretly love all that attention,” Zach managed to crack while keeping a straight face. We looked into each other’s eyes for a minute before both bursting with laughter.

“So tomorrow night we’ll go out dancing, and we’ll have a good time,” I assured him.

“No complaints here. You better get going though- you’re going to be late for class,” Zack nodded towards the clock on the diner wall.

“Shit, I’ll see you tomorrow. We’ll meet at 9 sharp! Don’t be late!” I called out to him as I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door.

I was technically a full time student but thanks to a part time job I often had to take at least one evening class to fit everything in. I didn’t particularly enjoy walking around the city at night but with lack of a better option I did. I kept a pock knife on my for protection not that it would fair well in a fight against a Super, but it was better than nothing. The Supers first began being noticed about forty years ago, but I was pretty sure they had been around long before that. Since they were first acknowledged by the world laws were put into place to ensure safety since many of them had incredible abilities such as super strength, pyrokinesis, laser vision, and so on. Every Super had to register themselves as a Super with their specific ability. At first it was easy but due to the influx in Supers vigilantism was rampant and the Supers didn’t always do such a good job at playing hero. As a result vigilantism was outlawed completely. Now only a few dumb Supers remained in the heroeing business. Nightfall for example was special for the reason that he had more than one ability which was unusual even for Super standards. It was so uncommon in fact that there wasn’t even a spot to list a second ability in the registry. Many people though they idolized the Supers were wary, as they should be. It was a dangerous world. But of course there were also people like Zack who had no problems with Supers whatsoever. Zack would share a sandwich with a Super without even batting an eye, something most of us, including myself, could never do.

Zack had become a close friend of mine about two years ago when I first started school at Broad City University. He was a little over the top with just about everything he did but he was fun to talk to and one of the nicest people I had ever met and most importantly he was NOT a Super. It sounded horrible but I was terrified of Supers. I had a theory that the same mutation that gave them their abilities also took away a piece of their humanity. While I had no evidence to back up my theory I was still extremely wary of any and all Supers. Past experiences had given me no evidence to the contrary. This of course was the only thing Zack and I really disagreed about. Zack wanted powers, he loved the Supers, and he loved superheroes. I couldn’t blame him all that much after all he had never had much contact with a real Super, and the comic books he read did give him unrealistic expectations on what a person with superpowers is supposed to act like.

Overall the Super population wasn’t nearly as high as one might expect and in Broad City they were nearly nonexistent, at least from the outside, there were of course some people who you just couldn’t tell. But knowing there were less Supers on the street made me feel a little better about walking alone in town every night to go to class and then back home.

My apartment was in a fairly seedy area downtown but it was the cheapest place I could find, and with the cost of classes and textbooks I couldn’t afford to live somewhere better. After walking to my class and finding it cancelled I walked straight home excited to retire early for the night. I yawned as I walked inside turning to flick on the light when a hand grabbed my wrist. I opened my mouth to scream out only for it to be covered with another hand. My eyes widened as my body went into panic mode. I began thrashing pushing myself away from my attacker but he held onto me firmly. My eyes frantically searched the room looking for something that might save me.

“I’m not here to hurt you!” The man’s voice told me. I let out a muffled scream as I kept kicking and pushing away at him.

“I’m not going to hurt you, I’m the good guy- just look at me!” he commanded me. Terrified and breathing hard I let my eyes snap over to my assailants only to be greeted by the mask of the Super himself: Nightfall.

[dailyurbine]

Fic: Disco Stick (aka Karl Can't Dance or the Lady GaGa Chronicles)