#okay but dream w Jill Valentine when 🧎‍♀️

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Silly little RE dream time thread bc I gotta share this dumb shit with everyone now, starting w Carlos Oliveira

ALSO if you want to reblog w you're silly little dreams PLEASE do I wanna see all the silly dreams. Please. I am beGgiNg 🧎‍♀️🙏

-SO imagine picture this right grocery shopping w Carlos.

-And we had a super bunged trolley the ones w the fucked up wheel that takes the whole cart off track?? Those ones anyways my hyperindependent ass was like let ME take the trolley 😈 I wanna RIDE 😈 n hes like sighhhh 🥲

-AND THEN I ALMOST RAN INTO A DISPLAY BYE 🏃‍♀️💨

[(Pictured) me @ Carlos in my dream when I almost derailed a whole fucking pyramid of cans]

-so he just laughs and is like you need some help there? N im like yes I do stfu it's a good thing I like you dickhead 😤

-The way he just EFFORTLESSLY TAKES IT W ALL THE GROCERIES INSIDE LIKE BYE IM LEAVING I WAS SO MAD. STRONG PPL REALLY MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK SO EASY.

-But anyways he was like I could just use the bags n im like yeah but don't your arms get tired and he looked SO insulted like 🤨😐😶 are you my love and support or are you a fucking fake rn

-And I'm like GAKSHDDJDS sorry but he was like 🙄 so I was like GOD, okAY and like linked my arm in his and patted his biceps like im sorry Carlos' right and left arm I never meant to insult you I love you both very much 🥰😘🥰 and then he lost it

-ALSO can we say good boyfriend again??? For the ones out back??? Bc whoo boy he went and got us some FOOD after our little fiasco bc it was like the first time I left the house in WEEKS kahsjsjs

-and it was super CUTE even though he was like idk why you eat so little like this 🤔 you live like this fr 🤨

-like,,,,I'm SHORT so technically I'm better for the environment bc I consUmE LESS. 😤

-But he got me a super cute little lunch set and that was it my heart was his ❤️

-JABAJSHSHSGS I'm realising this was such a chaos dream but yeah Carlos is best bf I would recommend 🥰🥰🥰