#okay anyway whether lydia knows its BJ or not is unclear to the audience

[robindrake93]

I think he'd be annoyed but would admit that the guy is handsome and Lydia has pretty good taste. Then she'd say something like "yeah he's fine but I prefer the dead."

Astrid's dad should have been Michael Keaton out of the BJ makeup.

[beetlebabber]

#reblog#beetlebabes#beetlejuice#i know her baby daddy is dead but he's a wet fish dead and BJ is a mold and bugs dead#also i should say when i wrote this i was thinking of#BJ actually being Astrid's biological father through some ghost or dream sex#he's haunting Lydia pretending to be human because he's her husband#even if they didn't get married in the first movie they could have gotten married later like say however many years old Astrid is ago#and when he “dies” its because his time has run out#pretend you can only stay in the land of the living masquerading as one of the living for a couple decades or something#okay anyway whether lydia knows its BJ or not is unclear to the audience#astrid has no idea#and doesnt find out until BJ calls her his daughter and says something like “ah you get that from me#“like father like daughter” and astrid is like “step father?” “no blood daughter or I guess ectoplasm whatever I've got”#sorry got side tracked#back to lydia and the movie and astrid#everything continues as it does in the movie except of course BJ fills both his role and the husbands role#literally what is his name i completely forgot#are they even married#well lydia and BJ get married a third time#married thrice#they're one of those couples who likes to renew their vows and that's how BJ3 fits in#i mean he literally got lydia pregnant the minute they reunited and she had his baby#and then they woke up together and said they had a strange dream#so fucking cute#wow did not mean to write a fic in the tags but here we are (via robindrake93)

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Astrid's dad should have been Michael Keaton out of the BJ makeup.