#ok time to tag names hold on to your hats ppl

[pitter-patter-esikars]

fambly photo???

[dream-of-kpop]

Ateez Works at Walmart [1/2]

(oh boi this should be fun)

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Mingi:

*argues with San about Lil Uzi Vert vs Kendrick Lamar on break*

Mingi: *asks an employee loudly* "DO YOU KNOW WHO LIL UZI IS??"

Mingi's job is to do pickup and delivery for customers

Followed 2 girls around the store just to get their numbers [Yes, a guy at my store really did this]

Mingi: "What's your number?"

Girl: "Dude, I don't even know you."

Mingi: "Fine, so it's like that?"

*get it? he didn't pickup nor deliver*

When he has nothing to do, he bothers Hongjoong in the Fabrics department

Well, he bothers everyone when he's bored

Mingi: "Hey wassup-"

Hongjoong: "Hey."

Mingi: "Watcha doin?"

Hongjoong: "I'm in the middle of cutting fabric for a customer."

Mingi: "That's lame, I'm gonna go scare Seonghwa, peace."

He lost interest very quickly

That explains why shit never gets done

Lost his TC (scanner), supervisor found it, then lost it again but this time it wasn't his fault

Finds packs of ham in the weirdest places

Has a bunch of papercuts, his hands just have mini-scabs all over the place

Mingi: *gets another papercut* "BRO WTF!?!?"

Confuses customers all the time

It's not his fault, the app is just not accurate at all

Pushes carts so fast that he almost runs customers over

Dances to loud rap music in the backroom when he's supposed to be working

Dropped a tomato on the floor and put it back

Mingi is doing great

Junho:

*stands for like 10 minutes trying to figure out where an item goes*

Junho: *throws it somewhere* "Fuck this shit."

Works in the toy and electronics department along with Seonghwa

It wasn't his first pick but eh, he needs to get paid

Sometimes the customers are...odd

Lady: "I know how hard it is for people like you *points to skin* but we are on your side."

Junho: *stands there awkwardly while holding a toy* "Uh ok."

Tries to dress nicely wearing gold earrings, necklaces, bracelets and rings but he just ends up looking like a mess

His name tag is always backwards

Stocking toys is hard work, so he sweats like...a lot

This is the first job he's held for over a month so he can't fuck this one up

Goes to lunch with Yunho and Wooyoung everyday

Found an open box of condoms in a pile of toys

Plus someone stole the condoms

The old people in the store shouldn't piss him off but they really do

Junho: "Excuse me."

*old man stands there*

Junho: "EXCUSE ME."

*old man continues to stand there*

Junho: *turns around* "Can this bitch not hear me?"

The little kids make his day; they're so adorable

But the teens...oh boi...

He saw a random jackass just taking socks off the shelves and throwing it

Junho is so close to wanting to smack the shit out of someone but...he holds back...

Seonghwa:

*San stands there laughing at Seonghwa putting toys up*

Seonghwa: "What's so funny?"

San: "You're holding Barbie dolls."

When he's not stocking shelves with toys, he works on the carts outside

*cuts to Seonghwa standing in the rain*

Wooyoung: "Hey- are you ok? Why are you limping?"

Seonghwa: "I'm not limping, my pants are just wet."

Seonghwa also works in Electronics; a triple threat

Believe it or not, he's more friends with the managers than co-workers

Mess with him once and he could get your ass fired

Yeosang is on thin ice at this point

Seonghwa carries all that he needs in his pockets: his phone, box cutter, snack, and headphones

He mainly does this cuz he doesn't trust his co-workers anymore

Seonghwa: *looks in the fridge* "WHO ATE MY SANDWICH??"

Yeosang: "I didn't see a label on it so-"

This is why Yeosang is on thin ice btw

When customers stare at him he feels quite uncomfortable

Seonghwa: *inside his head* "Do they need my help...? I should just leave-"

When no one is looking he may or may not cuddle the stuffed bears

He has the keys to display cases for Electronics

If he's not there, you're fucked

Dude: "I need an iPad charger-"

Junho: "Ah ok, I'll be right back *runs to the backroom* SEONGHWAAAAAA-"

Seonghwa is a manager in the making

He's been told that Seventeen is banned from their store for shoplifting in the past

But Walmart doesn't really have cameras anymore so he has to keep watch

(actually no, as of now (Oct 2021) the cameras are back; too many Seventeen's are stealing so Seonghwa is on guard)

*Hoshi walks around Electronics with sunglasses and a hat on*

Seonghwa: "Sir-"

Hoshi: "I DiDn't WANNA DO IT THEY MADE ME-" *runs*

Seonghwa is still on lookout til this very day

Hongjoong:

He just got hired; It hasn't even been a week and already has someone annoying the shit out of him

*waits outside that night*

*sees car thinking it's his Uber*

Mingi: *pulls up in front of him and rolls down window* "HAHA, YOU THOUGHT I WAS YOUR RIDE?"

That someone is Mingi

Mingi keeps bothering him but he has to pretend not to care at this point

Hongjoong tried getting his schedule changed 3 times and nothing happened

He's screwed

Hongjoong: *randomly hears BTS on the Walmart radio* "Okie okie, I see y'all."

He's trying his best to save money but that shit is not working

He had a co-worker in his department he liked and would talk to...at some point he just stopped liking them

Nevermind, they're magically friends again

Tried to see his manager multiple times but they were never there

Somehow, someone spilled coffee on a bunch of calculators

Hongjoong: *looks at the calculators slowly* "WHO DID THIS?!?!?"

In general, he does weird shit when he's alone in his department

Hongjoong: *sniffs inside of a new vase* "Ah...smells like IKEA..."

He cuts fabric unevenly a lot

The back-to-school section is a disaster area

What's the point in trying anymore...?

His co-workers whisper about him

What do they whisper about him? Who the fuck knows

Customers don't understand when he says an item is unavailable

Lady (yes, again): "I saw this whiteboard on your website."

Hongjoong: "Oh that's at another store."

Lady: "I need a whiteboard like this."

Hongjoong: *checks app* "See? We don't have it."

Lady: "Can you check? I think it's hidden somewhere. I saw it at your store."

Hongjoong: "..."

He doesn't really talk to many people besides Seonghwa and Junho

Remember when he wanted his schedule changed? His hours are shorter now-

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hyungwonthefraud

ppl just throw shit where ever and it makes me sOOoOooOo mad

pt.2

[radio-charlie]

Get to know me tag game

tagged by @ardentlythieving !

NAME: charlie. my last name and given first name u’ll have to seduce me for

STAR SIGN: pisces

HEIGHT: 5′4′’. yes i know thats very short by amazonian western standards but i’ll have u know that i loom over many ppl here

WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME: no such thing for chinese ppl

PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE. WHAT’S THE FIRST FOUR SONGS THAT POPPED UP?

itunes doesnt have most of my shit so doing spotify

Eric B. & Rakim - Microphone Fiend

STRFKR - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Grouper - Headache

Yo La Tengo - I Can Feel The Ice Melting

GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST TO YOU AND TURN TO PAGE 23. WHATS LINE 17?

‘...Sichuan,’ sighed the Song Dynasty poet Lu You. ‘Go to China for food, but’

EVER HAD A SONG OR POEM WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?

yea surprisingly. i was not very kind to some of these ppl abt their feelings for me, which i regret a lot

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR?

i might have subconciously played it a few weeks ago or so

WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?

tbh i never really crush on celebrities. the culture theyre steeped in is weird and unsettling to me, and anyway at the end of the day i dont really know anything about these ppl. so all of that combined puts me off them too much

WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE AND A SOUND YOU LOVE

hmm hate the sound of ppl eating with their mouths open and breathing loudly at the same time. makes me legit mad honestly lol thanks misophonia. i love the sound of rain, those synths that go ‘woob’ and crunching gravel

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

not sure. ive had some really weird experiences, some ppl i know have had them too. but dunno if they really were spirits of the dead or what. world is weird

HOW ABOUT ALIENS?

I Want To Believe

DO YOU DRIVE?

haha no i can’t for cognitive reasons

IF SO HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED?

see thats what i’m terrified of. if i learn i am very very certain im gonna crash at some point and accidentally kill someone

WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?

haven’t finished reading a book in a really long time. maybe wind in the willows?

DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE?

ya

WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?

fight back to school. its ok idk i like god of cookery and kung fu hustle way more as far as stephen chow comedies go

DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSSESSIONS RIGHT NOW?

cooking n cuisine as always, mle (multicultural london english as they call it), tsum tsums, the witch hat cat picture im using as my icon

DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG?

if u show no sign of remorse then yes of course lol

IN A RELATIONSHIP?

nah haven’t found the right person. also not prepared to give up any of the freedom i have rn

tagging @pekorosu @youholdthewater @jv-hua @keiyoshi @plumregal @gunpowder-tea  @soymilklesbian @sharp-tender-shock @so-discreetly-sympathetic @chromolume

wow there are a lot of ppl i want to tag. i’m just gonna tag anyone who wants to do this

[hamsterrivals]

Ham Ham Rivals ~Prologue~ Parts 1 and 2

Ham Ham Rivals ~Prologue~

Part 1 (I wrote this yesterday, but then I deleted it because parts of it sound very offensive, so I was worried that I was just offending people.)

I was gonna wait until November for the national novel writing month and write the whole novel here, but I just feel like saying the story now.

There was a freaking hamster

and he wasn’t another animal but he was a hamster, the hamster type of rodent or animal or w/e a hamster is and

he was standing on a COOL CLIFF HOLY WOW

and thats when he heard him, his owner call out for him,

“Martial Artist Ham…!   Martial Artist Ham…!”  (This is a vague reference to something, but I think its best if I don’t outright say what all of the reference in the series are.)

Thats when Martial Artist Ham ..was gonna get on all fours but he didn’t.  He stopped.  This must be more training!!  And so, he ran back, on two paws instead of four.

His owner, Martial Artist Abu, had a surprise for him.  A martial artist headband!  He put the headband on MartialArtistHam.

Abu said how much he loved MartialArtistHam and he’s the one thing in the world he loves.

THe next day, Abu moved out and he forgot his hamster.

He chases Abu!!  As Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon music plays.

He chased, chased, chased his car; chased with all his might~!

But he couldn’t catch up….

And so..  Martial Artist Ham is now all alone…  Wondering around with no owner.

That’s when everyone he saw was making dirty jokes with the XD face. All of these Konidias hams and Chaka hams would KEEP making dirty jokes, while making the XD face.  And so, MartialArtistHam learned to hate the XD face and he realized that people only use the XD face when saying a modern-aged corrupt dirty joke that corrupts people.

(This is a reference to when I was at Bulbagarden forums, and Konidas and Chaka always made dirty jokes with the XD face all the time, and then I’d get mad at hamtaro message boards later on when people used that face.)

He kept wondering around, but EVERYONE were either Punk Hams saying cuss words and saying they want to “Go Out” with a “Hot Chick” cuz they “Really wanna Bang Random Hot Chicks,” or Girls with Makeup and Lipstick on wearing Thongs and G-strings, saying “No MartialArtistHam, girls are WAY more dirty than guys are, and ANY time ANY girls talk to eachother, the only thing that they talk to eachother about is Which guys are better in bed.” (a reference to when someone told me at that Bulbabarden forums, when I said I wish I was a girl cuz unlike boys, girls are innocent and cute and they aren’t dirty and corrupted like guys are,) and that’s when MartialArtistHam realized that people, er I mean hamsters, are corrupted and modern aged (but he isn’t!)

Part 2

He kept wondering around, and that’s when he heard music that sounded like it was from Crystalis for the NES.  There was a poorly made barely lighting up sign that said “The Ham-Ham Clubhouse.  Come join.  Or I’ll EAT you!!” (a reference to the banner in the ham ham clubhouse message boards that I went to in the year 2002 that had an animated banner that said that.)  There were hams running around outside, playing tag cheerfully!  It was so nice and peaceful!!

The martial artist ham was interested in the place, and he went there as all of the hams were going inside.

Martial Artist Ham burst through the door, with his paw on his hip and his other paw pointing in the air, and he said, “Who-ha!!  I’m Martial Artist Ham!  What’s your names?”

All of the hams looked at him blankly and blanked.  They all spoke up!

[at this point I’m not sure if these ppl I know from the past wanna be in this story, so I’ll just skip this part until i come up with new designs and names for their characters.  It’s a shame because I really like their names and characters!]

Lance (who I really need a character design for.  He was originally a cowboy with rope and a cowboy hat.  Its ok if he looks like that, just slightly different and with a different name) sang a song for like five minutes about how his name is Lance and his opinion is better than everyone else’s because he’s Lance the ham ham.

Then, immediately after singing the song about how his name is Lance, used a wand like in Sailor Moon to transform his looks into a new design and name (which I need someone to design for me.)  I’ll just call him Sasso.

In other news,

The Punk Hams were on their way to the Hamtaro clubhouse!!

They’ve been taking over all of the hamster clubhouses lately.  They opened the door to Boss’s clubhouse, and saw everyone cutely talking and running around playing.

The Punk Hams then said, “What the h*** is this s***?”

The Hams were shocked.  VERY SHOCKED!!!!!!

Very shocked!

Hamtaro said, “COVER YOUR EARS!!!”

Boss said, “FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, COVER YOUR EARS HAM HAMS, THIS LANGUAGE ISN’T APPROPRIATE for our timeslot AND FOR YOU HAM HAMS!”

Panda and Cappy and all of the hams were rolling on the ground, left and right, covering their ears, some of them crying (as in Penelope,) saying “Whyy!?!?! Whyyy!?!?! Where is the holy water!?!?  When will it end!?!?!?”

Except for Sandy.

Sandy was a modern-aged ham.  She was attracted to the Punk Hams.  Especially the leader.

Max, the leader of the punk hams said, “Hey there, b****.” and Sandy said, “Oh yeah, Hi there, Max~” rubbing her tail and body against him.  She wanted him more than life itself.

Stan was standing there with his mouth gaping, gasping with wide eyes.

Max, the Punk Ham wrapped his paw around Sandy, who started wearing Make-up and all kinds of other modern-aged things, to please Max the Punk Ham that only cares about s***ty b***ches.

That’s when Martial Artist Ham (who by the way was randomly wondering around again, for no raisen, also a stranger told him that punk hams were taking over clubhouses and asked him to help out boss’s clubhouse and pointed at it for him) opened the door.

He knew it!  Martial Artist Ham knew the Punk Hams were gonna freak out and drop their guard and be scared of him.  But, they didn’t notice him at all.

He said, “..Hold it right there, punk hams!  I’m going to defeat you!!  Who-ha!!” with a determined look on his face.

He then went and attacked him with all of his might!!

And Martial Artist Ham got beaten up badly.  He lost.

The Punk Hams won.  For now...

This is too long, so I’ll continue this later, in Part 3..

[oceangl1tter]

hide in a clavicle

Past.

water://

Okay talking honestly without bullshit even though shit’s really cheesy and I’m writing this in the car as we drive to San Diego.

Going to the beach with /  was a lot of fun. A lot of fun that I haven’t had in a long time. Actually, I think it’s the most fun I’ve had at the beach. We sit on this ledge peering out and I’m worrying about her mom somehow also being at the beach. I’m a bit paranoid. I sneak a quick kiss. It feels nice even though I got bit on the face by some bug and she got away scott-free (somehow). We go down to the beach and the waves and I chase her in the sand playing tag like we’re 5. She makes me laugh : _). Even though she’s running very hard she doesn’t go anywhere at all! Hahahaha. It’s the first time I’ve seen her express herself with her body and the space she occupies. I splosh mud on her feet and she does the same to me >:PP. We also pitch our shack/hut real estate to this random Asian lady with a nice hat on. She stares at it for a good minute or two and we’r ejust like ?? She then tells us for our real estate company that we need a name/business card people can identify us as. I can’t really tell if she’s actually serious or playing along with our joke. / also draws a maze with me!! She also spins in a circle with a stick with me. She rolls up her pants and gets in the water! It splashes her. It’s really cold! We race across the side of the waves. I wonder if other people can see us like this. What they think. How could anyone hate this? She listens to me rant about speech and debate. She tells me about high school. I lay on her lap. I forget about thinking about what others can see/can think. Now I’m a bit self-conscious being so close to her..but she pats my hair. 

ears wet://

that day we sat 

with nothing and everything to say i felt

the breaking begin to break

firsts://

a stone visitor

propped up with all its might

, toppled   

by kids that still have

their eyes

intact

off the floor

i am careful to fill

the vase i placed in your heart

being imperfect together://

some research

-you like because and you love despite

-attraction is based on what you see, infatuation is based on what you feel, but real love is based on what you know.

eclipse, i didn’t lose it://

today i got really sad because i think i lost the white sparkly clip /// bought for me at jtown :( i also can't find my wallet :( i just lose so many fucking things i know she would flip if she found out and she already knows i have a tendency to be careless

dreams:// ———- There's a projection on the screen and my family is surrounding it showing a video of me standing on the edge of a pier walkway (the wooden ones that lead into a murky lake). There is a gap and then another plank of wood slightly off screen. I chant in a quirky sing-song voice: "I'm standing on the edge, I'm standing on the edge, I'm standing on the edge before I jump and do a sort of Ophelia pose into the water while singing and I fall into the lake. As we watch this video, my mom and sisters begin laughing. I'm laughing as well and I say that I could pee from the laughter.

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There are strange messages on napkins that only a child is able to decipher. The child is outside watching in on the party. An old man with a knife steals the child away. He comes in the room full of people and tries to stab my eye. I am short, small, maybe, and I push through people but no one seems to notice or stop him. I try to lose him through the crowd but he ends up catching me. I try to twist the wrist holding the knife but I'm scared of harming his wrist and breaking it. He scrapes my cheek with the knife and then

E and I uber home (in a linear fashion, I'm guessing from the party), another car is next to us. I tell them we could have just shared one to save money. I tell E to hurry up because the streets of Davis are getting more dangerous. I hurry into my house. My sister and aunt's car are here meaning they are home. The door is unlocked so I go in. My sister comes out of the room in the dining room as if half-asleep. I am upset and ask why she didn't lock the door. I get a text from ___ saying that M has a funny accent. I wonder how she knows what M sounds like. I figure it might be from the rap I linked her. I tell M and D and others that someone tried to stab at my eye. They say it doesn't even look like I was stabbed. They're right. I appear to have no bodily injuries. Someone tries to unlock the backdoor but they are strugggling. It feels as if the house is tipping over. Friends rush behind the couch. I tell them it must be my dad but I notice that his phone is home and is ringing. I try to lock the midsection door sectioning off the kitchen room and the living room we're in. It does not lock. I go back in my room to get my phone that I left after texting ___ and I hide behind the couch. I figured jumping this person with multiple people would be better than hiding and locking my room by myself.

I wake up and my right wrist is sore.

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In this one someone shoots an arrow and hits a baby I know is me. I feel like I trespassed some dream rule because I didn’t wake up before contact.

secret://

To be honest, I feel fundamentally unloved. When I'm next to you, I feel unloved. I feel the most unloved I've ever been. In the middle of the night, when you are asleep, small twitches touch my skin. I creep my hand into yours. I think you are asleep but you take it anyways. I think to myself, I think: Someone actually (...)

and shelter becomes a blister://

It's christmas and peak sad gorl hours. Where does the hurt go? I feel that this may be what loss feels like. I guess I have been feeling at a loss for a long period of time. I have nothing eloquent to say anymore. I feel hopeless yea feel like my eyes are really dry and my face is all droopy just feel down just feel sad real sad i comfort myself & hug myself & love myself i wihs ic ould hug /// but the separation might be too strong @ this point that maybe its not possible anymore she told me what i needed to hear anyway i didnt believe i really didnt until that call and my heart is tired of beating itself up and im tired of feeling like a slouch ev enthough its all very heavy i am trying my very best to be good and positive but i know it takes time to mend this for myself and i would have fought for it thorugh the ugliness but i am doing it alone now and i wont stop the fight but i wish she could have come along idk just feel kidn of bad im alone but thats ok bc im not rly alone even though i may feel like it there r many ppl that care for me i need to care for me too so that i feel cared for by the person that amtters the most which is myself! !! myself! me!! me!! mysefl!! care for me too ! i care for me ok time to sleep