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[i-am-a-ship-hole]

Why is Stevencest, Pearlmethyst, and Rupphire problematic?

Steven is his own mother. That’s pedophilia and incest right there. Pearl is taller and more mature than amethyst so that’s pedophilia. Ruppire is a mutually abusive relationship because Sapphire can see into the future, which creates an unhealthy and abusive power imbalance, and Ruby is Mean And Gets Angry Sometimes so obviously that means she takes it out on Sapphire. Also they’re both short so that means they’re child coded and so people who ship it are pedophiles.