#ok ok ok sorry just ignore this or smth uhhhh -runs away-

[ary11y]

I like this idea a lot

HEY WHOLE WANNA SEE HOW FAR I CAN FLY

<ICARUS I SWEAR TO HARMONIA I WILL GET YOU BANNED SOMEHOW IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I'VE ALREADY PATCHED UP THREE OF THE HOLES YOU LEFT ON THE CEILING FROM DOING THAT.>

-and they have a very short lifespan with it being up to a week only

<Apollo. That's great but. This is a Starbucks. You're holding the line.>

"-cane and pointed. ' Did you ever remark that door ? ' he asked; and when his companion had replied in the affirmative, ' It is connected in my mind, ' added he, ' with a very odd story.' ' Indeed ?' said Mr. Utterso"

<Announcer, this is still not a library. Go read your novels out loud somewhere else please.>

PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW.

<Listen man you can't do that here but you can go to the bank maybe. The most I can give is three dollars.>

So yeah I'm a very popular influencer well actually micro influencer technically bu

<Ego. Order. Now.>

Hellooooooo how are you??? I hope you're fine :D haha that's coincidentally my name! Well, nickname actually, I'm just fine like that ahahaha!

<FINE JUST SAY YOUR DAMN ORDER.>

Wassup bbg ;}}}}}}}}}}}}}

<Devil get out of here you're scaring the clients. Also how did you even get drunk. There aren't any alcoholic drinks here.>

Ughhhhhhgghhhhhhhhhghh I'm so tireddddddddd

<And why is that? Did you go to the gym and do the things you always repeat but that I can't be bothered to remember?>

Look at him! His name's Jouse and he's my pet rat :3

<MORI WHAT THE FdUCK GET THAT AWAY FROM ME

ALSO NO PETS ALLOWED>

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Well??? What's your order?????>

Hey-

<ABSOLUTELY NOT, GO AWAY. EVERY TIME YOU AND YOUR GROUP ENTER SOMETHING EITHER EXPLODES OR CAUSES A FIRE>

Oh

Ok :(

[After a few minutes, the power goes out]

<FDUCK>

yeah ok sure . said this on twitter already but green tfftt is like a marble hornets character to me he just wanders into the woods for like days at a time & comes out with no idea where he is