#ok maybe robin's love at first sight was fun. i will allow that

[wenjunting]

probably unrealistic actually now that i think about it FULLY realistic alternate ending to the silence of the monster: he chufeng/sui yi and robin/xiao an break up, he chufeng/robin and sui yi/xiao an get together. coming full circle to the BL roots of the show

i just think that if you need to put "BG not BL" as the banner of your show's weibo account, you are not doing BG very well

[edyacouky]

DC Comics JayRoy Wedding (5/6)

Ok I still have one chapter then it will be complete.

I hope you will like this little story.

(Can be read on AO3)

                                                     ~*~

In six years, so many things change.

During a mission, Roy almost lost his left arm. He could not work as Arsenal for a long period of time. It forces him to rethink what he can do, who he can be.

Their family life, his relationship with Jason wasn’t always good because of that. At first, he was irascible and depressed. He wasn’t believe the re-education would be efficient and there were many time where his sobriety was threatened.

“Fuck Roy! Jason yells at him one night where Roy was particularly difficult. You never were only an archer! You’re smart; you can do anything you want! So stop being so stupid or I swear I take the kids and leave you behind!”

Roy feels like Jason slaps him. He knows that Jason was serious. Never he will stand have his children dealing with a parent always high on drugs and alcohol.

The next days, he stays at his workshop. He was avoided it after his accident because he didn’t think he could continue to work on his projects with only one arm. But his fears disappear. It was difficult but when it was reorganizing, he realizes he can still work. He realizes Jason was right. Roy is smart and can do anything he wants. He even patented some of his inventions, allowing his family to have more legal money back.

“Thank you. Roy said one night where they were in bed. For staying with me, even when I was an asshole.

-Roy, we deal with each other hassle for almost fourteen years. One more will not make me run away. And it was my plan all along that you become a rich inventor who can support me.

-Oh really? I should’ve known. Roy said before kiss Jason. You’re too good in sex for not being a trophy wife.

-You’re stupid! Jason laugh

-I’m your stupid. Fuck. I was your stupid for fourteen years. It doesn’t make us younger.

-Poor thing. Maybe you’re too old for sex. I should let you sleep.

-Don’t you dare.” Roy almost groans before kiss Jason

And sooner that they would like, Roy repay Jason in kind when they realize Jason read more on the lips that he really hear people. At almost thirty years old, Jason becomes deaf. Jason was uncomfortable with having to put his safety back on a small, easily breakable device.

“Don’t worry Jaybird. Roy tells him. I will make you the best ear protection that could exist.”

But he was also afraid that one day maybe, even with the best ear protection, he couldn’t hear his family’s voice, their laugh.

That fear was rude to endure and never leaves Jason despite reassurance of his family.

                                                    ~*~

Colin, even with missing some school years, success passes high school and at twenty-two years old he works as a mechanic in a good garage and sometimes helps Roy with his invention.

He knew that Roy and Jason will be happy to pay him for his studies in any university in any country. But he doesn’t like school, but he always loves car and bike. And the fact that he was something he could share with Jason was a most.

Damian tells Colin his decision was a waste of his capacity.

“You are doing studies for being veterinary. You’re not doing Harvard or Cambridge either. Colin said

-I already have master in different domain.

-Yeah but you do nothing with it.

-I use them as Robin.

-How? You slap Penguin with your certificate?

-Tt. Why do I bother talk with you?”

                                                    ~*~

Lian becomes officially a teenager. Jason and Roy cry a little when it happens. She takes after Roy his love for arrow and bow, and she was talented. Neither Roy nor Jason was happy that both of their children decide becoming vigilante. Colin was too old so they can do anything about that. And Lian becomes more stubborn. More than twice in the same week, they catch her follow them.

“I want to help! She yells at them

-You can help without risk your life!

-Then why didn’t you do it? Why did you come back at home covered by blood and injured if there are other ways?! I want help you!” She desperately wants to cries but she said nothing and keep follow them

                                                    ~*~

“Everyone! Hurry up! Jason yells. If we are late again, Alfred will be made at me!

-Don’t see how it is my problem. Lian answer while brushing his hair on the bathroom

-It will be if it makes me mad.

-That’s Daddy will be depriving of sex.

-And you little pumpkins you are depriving of sex till you are seventy years old. Roy said make her hurry up

-Finally! Jason exclaims when his family is ready to go. Up. Up.”

Another wedding was celebrating this year.

It was Tim and Kon’s wedding.

Despite Bruce’s insistence, the couple decide to refuse use the Wayne’s garden. Kon wanted have a ceremony outdoor but wasn’t comfortable have it at Gotham. And Tim’s family has enough money so they can go easily to another state. So all the guests have to go to Smallville.

The Batclan agree to travel together. And now, the Harper family was almost too late at the airport.

“I don’t understand why you have to take so many times this morning. Jason grumbles. We will have to dress at Smallville anyway.

-Looks sweetheart, Roy said, perfection needs time.

-Perfection for what? It is two a.m. and the wedding is tomorrow night.

-Alfie will be perfectly dress. Lian said

-Alfred can’t be badly dress. It is super power. Jason laugh

-Don’t worry Jaybird. Roy said. It is Bruce’s private jet. We won’t be too late.

-You know what? I will let you defend yourself from the other’s annoyance.”

The flight was long and exhausting, especially with the children who don’t seem able to rest well.

“Do you think my Father will be mad if I open one of plane’s doors? Damian ask when Jacob cries again

-I think everyone will be glad if the plane crash. Colin jokes. At least we could rest in peace.”

Helena starts a caprice upsetting Mar’i which makes Lian groans. None of adults’ techniques to calm them seems to works.

The relief they all express when the flight was over was indescribable. The worst for the parents was when they saw their children run everywhere around the Kent’s house.

“Are they ever tired? Jason sights when they all sit for coffee

-I take that the flight wasn’t going well. Tim said with a little smile he knew it was a good idea to leave sooner

-They won’t have sugar before bed. That’s for sure. Bruce groans and everyone agree

-Well don’t worry. There are enough camping tents so kids can be between them.”

And it was a good thing. Because the children keep talking even when they were supposed to sleep. The cicadas were quieter than them.

Tomorrow morning, they were tired eating breakfast, and the adults well rested. It doesn’t stay like that too long. The excitation for the wedding wakes them and nothing can stop them.

“Papa. Not like that my hair. Lian complains to Jason while Roy helps Colin with his tie. Like the photo.

-Lian, Jason said calmly. The woman on the photo doesn’t have same hair as yours.

-But I want same hair as her. Lian pouts

-You will be beautiful Pumpkins. Have faith on Jason. Roy said. You look good, Colin.

-Thanks.” Colin answers

He blushes a little, he have difficulty believe they give him a tailored tux. Years ago, never he would believe being so lucky.

“I am sure Damian will find you awesome. Lian grins after agree Jason change a little her hair dress so that it's better for her

-Who knows? Maybe the next wedding will be yours. Jason adds

-That’s not … Colin’s face was as red as his hair. Well when you and dad will get married?”

Jason just smiles and doesn’t even try to answer. Roy would like to say something but the true is Jason and him never really talk about getting married. They joke about that, think about the worst seating plan ever. But Roy doesn’t have even a little idea if Jason will say yes if he asks him the question.

Luckily, a knock on the door telling them that everyone is waited in twenty minutes stops the conversation.

“You’re beautiful, Honey. Jason said to Lian before kiss her cheek

-Thank Papa.”

When everyone was seated outside, without a cloud at sight, the music started. Clark brings Kon to the altar and Bruce brings Tim. At first the couple wanted walks to the altar together, but Clark and Bruce seemed so disappointed with their decision that they changed their minds.

“Too bad. Roy murmurs

-What? Jason asks

-No bouquet this time.”

Jason laughs, doesn’t expected this answer.

“What? Who did propose pay it for them so my legacy can go on?

-I did.

-Seriously?

-Seriously. But they said it was not worth it. I thought because they had already chosen their bouquets. Roy pouts

-You’re unbelievable Roy Harper.” Jason smiles before kiss him

Jason cannot believe it and he will not admit to Roy but, he was a little disappointed that there wasn’t bouquet to catch this time.

Each time Jason catch a bouquet, Roy’s smile was beautiful and full of promise. Even when Jason was at his worst, he was longing for this smile.

                                                    ~*~

The reception was so nice, everybody has so much fun. There was dancing, playing, singing. Enough food and drink to keep dancing, playing and singing.

The Kent doesn’t have close neighbors so they could be as loud as they wanted, no one with super power have to fear showed it, which was good for the kids.

And the sky was so beautiful. Full of star with the full moon. They almost not needed any flash light for coming back to their camping tent.

At four a.m. Roy and Jason walk to their tent. Or at least they try. In each other arms, they keep kissing without looking where they put their feet.

“You know what I was thinking? Roy asks Jason after they almost fall, again

-What I will do to you when we finally arrive to our tent?

-God yes. Roy whispers before kiss him fiercely. But no.

-No? Jason said confused by the mixed signal he received here

-In fact, I was thinking that we are together for fourteen years and there is a question that I never ask you.

-Roy. Jason warns him with a sight

-I am not proposing. I haven’t any ring. Roy said doesn’t understand Jason reaction. But we never talk about that. I don’t even know what you could answer me.

-And now it is the good moment to talk about that?

-I didn’t thought you will react that badly. Are you against marry me?”

Jason stay quiet, holding back tears and cannot look at Roy.

“Talk to me Jaybird. If it is no, I will not be mad.

-That’s not that simple.

-Explain then.”

Jason took a deep breathing then takes Roy’s hand to walk again. Roy let him take his time and finally Jason said:

“I am legally dead Roy. I can’t marry you.

-That’s it or it is an excuse because you worried tell me no. Roy asks because it is something Jason still do, do and say thing event if he didn’t want fearing the rejection

-I trust you Roy. If it was no I would tell you. Promise.

-So, if it is just that the problem, we could make you a new identity. Then we could marry and you could even adopt our children.

-That’s not that simple.

-How so? I don’t understand.

-It would be me that will marry you. You will not answer yes to “Do you want to marry Jason Peter Todd?” and I just … That’s stupid …

-Hey! If it is important for you, it is not stupid. We could use your real name for the fake identity. There are lots of homonyms in the world.

-That’s not the same. I … No one really expecting much to me, you know? I was some kid from Crime Alley. With a father dealer and a mother junkie. Even when Bruce took me in. Non one really believes I could do something with my life. Not Brucie’s friends, not my teachers, not the students. Not me. And they were right. I get myself killed, because of the Joker and my biological mom. Did you know statistically what kill kids from Crime Alley? Their parents then Gotham villains. I was in another country but I didn’t escape the statistic.

-Jason…You’re alive.

-I know. I know. And I am happy. With you, with the children. I don’t think it was a mistake I came back to life anymore but … I died. That true. I died. I didn’t prove wrong to people who doubt me. In fact I prove that they were right. I am still legally dead. Every time anyone thought of Jason Todd they think “Oh this Crime Alley kid that died.”

-You are not only that, Jaybird. You are a good son…

-I know.

-A good father…

-I know.

-A good boyfriend…

-I know.

-A good brother…

-I know, Roy! I know. But it doesn’t change that I wanted, I want to prove that I, Jason Peter Todd, can be better than what everyone think of me. I want to marry you, I want adopt our children but as me, Jason Peter Todd, son of Willis Todd, Catherine Johnson, Sheila Haywood and Bruce Wayne.

-Waouh. You collect parent as much as Bruce collect kids.”

Jason slaps his arm, but smiles a little.

“Don’t make me laugh. I am serious here.

-I know, Jaybird. I understand what you mean. Look, maybe we can make your resurrection official.

-It has been what sixteen, eighteen years that I came back to life. Which explanation can we find? It is too late Roy.

-Jason …

-Please…

-If … Would you want marry me if we can?

-Of course.

-Adopt our children?

-More than I want marry you.

-Ouch! But understandable. They are perfect.”

They look at each other a long time without another word say. Tenderly, Roy hugs Jason, kissing his temple, his cheek, his nose, and his lips.

“I want to but I am legally dead, Roy. Nothing can change that” Jason said sadly with finality

In eighteen years, so many things stay the same.

Roy didn’t insist. It was late, they were tired and they could always talk about that later. For now, all they want was enjoy their tent under the stars.

                                                    ~*~

What they didn’t know is that a little robin hears them.

[wierdogal]

U.ST (University of Storybrooke)

Summary: U.ST has always been the acronym for the University of Storybrooke…and no it does not mean Unresolved Sexual Tension between the librarian and one of the department chairs.

I loved this little thing I did for Rumbelle Revolution before and decided to add a new chapter to it :) Hope everyone likes it!

[Chapter 1] [AO3]

Regina groaned as she let her head fall on her desk. Here she thought she wouldn't be having anymore problems since Jefferson's idea had worked.

Belle and Gold were together and they seemed to be the perfect couple anyone could ever imagine. They were disgustingly romantic and sweet. Every single person on campus (student and teacher alike) seem to like them together, or as Roland puts it ships them.

But only a week or two into this new established relationship amongst the staff...a new problem has arisen and it's like she could do anything about it.

Robin entered her office with a smile. [Not that she herself was innocent when it comes to the complaints.]

"I take it Blue has been up your arse?" asked Robin as she sat opposite her desk. "So who had the most charges?"

"Belle and Gold," answered Regina but she lifted her head and glared at him. "We have three accounts by they way. We should really just avoid seeing each other and make out inside the car."

"That's still within campus so Blue we still have our heads," replied Robin with a grin. "I'm sure we can find any of the hidden places most students snog use."

Regina made a face and just groaned once again. The annoying busy body named Rheul "Blue" Ghorm was the university's HR head and even if she is easily swayed about relationships within the workplace, she was very strict about displays of affection.

Seeing as there were a lot of campus within the admin and teaching staff, Blue made a tally of violations against the staff's rules on displays of affection...which every single couple violated once or twice.

But Belle and Gold really did a number on that tally. They've been together for a week and they got a total of 75 violations.

"Blue is calling for a admin and staff meeting," groaned Regina. "No doubt to scold us for acting like the teenagers we are supposed to be teaching."

"Maybe we should get Jefferson and his matchmaking talents on the job," joked Robin but he raised his arms in surrender when Regina glared at him. "What? I think it's a good plan."

"I pray for the poor soul you guys are going to match with Blue," said Regina as Robin laughed and headed out of the office.

xXx

"I'm pretty sure she was undressing your father with her eyes, Bae," began Lily as Neal frantically placed his hands over his ears.

"No, I don't want to hear this, be quiet," shouted Neal, most of the students studying in the library giving them annoyed looks.

Emma elbowed him to calm down and Neal hunched over their table. "It's bad enough I have to deal with my love sick, goofy face old man, please don't add to my suffering."

"Well you complained about him being annoying when he was loving from afar," argued August. "You can't have it all, Neal."

"Besides, I heard he's more lenient with grades this week than he has been for his entire tenure in campus," said Emma. "That works in our advantage."

Neal was about to argue when Grace Hatterson appeared and sat down. "You'll never guess who my father has his eyes on now." She shook her head, "He's matched, Coach Robin with Dean Mills, and of course doctors French and Gold...but even I think this one is going to be bad."

"Now I'm curious," began Lily.

"Ms. Ghorm and Dr. Avalon," replied Grace.

"What?!" Her friends all chorused in a whisper.

"Well you know how Ms Ghorm has that policy about displays of affection?" she began. "Well dad thinks that maybe she'll lighten up if she gets her own boyfriend within the staff."

"Doubt that," snorted Lily and they all chuckled silently...well at least they thought they were being silent.

"Guys, please don't make me kick you out of the library," said a voice and they all turned to see Dr. Belle French giving them an amused look. "I'm pretty sure you don't have to whisper at the many study halls in the campus."

"Yeah but none of them having working air conditioners," came a voice from behind her and Neal groaned as his father stepped beside his girlfriend. "Aren't you supposed to be heading home and working on dinner, Baelfire?"

Neal cringed at his given name. His father rarely used it in full, it was either, son or the fond nickname, Bae. Using of the full first name meant serious business.

'I thought we could order in," said Neal with a shrug.

"Out of your allowance?" asked Gold with a raised eyebrow.

Neal winced but nodded. His father was going to kill him if he admitted that he forgot he was supposed to cook dinner.

Gold sighed and fished out his wallet. "Why don't you all finish your research at home and order in? My treat."

Neal's eyes widened as his mouth dropped. Did he hear right? Did his father just offer to buy them dinner?

"Um, ok," began Neal as he stood and took the offered cash. "I'll order your usual then?"

"We have an admin and staff meeting," replied Gold. "I'll be a little late."

"Super late," added Belle. "Blue has this whole lecture on decorum and etiquette."

"But what-"

"Oh god, Neal take the hint," said Emma, grabbing her boyfriend's arm. "We'll make sure he doesn't burn the house down, Dr. Gold. Have fun!"

Neal's face fell as he realized what his girlfriend was talking about and he gaped at them then at his friends.

Gold chuckled and turned to Belle. "Told you it was hereditary. I'm glad Emma's a smart lass."

"Yes, we should probably swap tips on how to make the obvious more obvious because the Gold me are idiots most of the time," said Belle as she headed over to her office. "Come on, before Blue turns our tally into a hundred."

"That sounds like a challenge," replied Gold and the glint in Belle's eye pretty much told him everything.

"Dr. Gold there is roughly two hours before the general assembly," began Belle with a wink. "I presume you will be using your time wisely."

Gold smirked as she retreated to her office. Well they would be in her office, not necessarily public display of affection...

xXx

"Do we really have to listen to this?" whispered Gold as he shifted in his seat. "She's been going on and on for 45 minutes. I have a date."

Regina rolled her eyes. She sat beside Gold, Robin on her other side. "Here I thought my life would be quieter if you two finally hooked up."

"This is your fault you know," replied David from Gold's right.

"Like you won't be doing half the things Mother Superior over there is preaching a big no if Mary Margaret was teaching at a university level instead of primary school," fired back Gold.

"I wasn't talking about you," hissed David as his gaze landed on Jefferson who was on Robin's other side. "If you hadn't forced them then for sure Cal here would be all hiding his relationship and being subtle."

"Yeah but we'd still their constant argument for show," replied Jefferson a little louder which made Blue turn to them.

"Anything you'd like to share Dr. Hatterson?" asked Blue, giving the Art Department Head her famous not impressed look.

"Nothing ma'am," replied Jefferson and Blue continued on with her lecture.

Gold kept looking at Belle who sat in front with the English Faculty. They agreed not to fuel the fire by sitting next to each other, especially since when they had arrived at the auditorium, Blue had given them a glare that actually had Gold flinching.

He got his phone and fired a quick message.

I doubt we'd still be able to cook dinner. Order in?

Cheeseburgers and Iced Tea were already ordered when the lecture passed it's half hour mark. ;)

Gold smile and he knew Belle was resisting the urge to turn and give him a satisfied smirk. God, she was the most wonderful woman he had ever crossed paths with.

Quit staring or else Blue will use as an example.

Let her try.

Be thankful she didn't announce the tally.

Who was it that said earlier when we were in the library that the tally was some sort of badge of honor?

She replied with a zipper-mouth face emoji which had Gold chuckling slightly.

"Dr. Gold, please put your phone away," came the reprimand.

"Forgive me if I'm checking if I still have a house," replied Gold loudly so everyone could hear. "You do know how my son and his pyrotechnic tendencies."

Blue narrowed her eyes but returned to her lecture, which lasted another half hour, much to everyone's dismay.

As soon as the assembly was over, Gold met Blue at the doors to the auditorium. "Well that was worthwhile."

"I could think of other ways to use our valued time," replied Belle with a smile as she leaned in to-

"Dr. French! Didn't I just-"

Gold groaned and rubbed a tired hand over his face. No way in hell was this woman interrupting their night. "Ms. Ghorm, I heard you specifically say to act as professionals in front of the students."

"Yes, I-"

"Are you blind then?" asked Gold as he waved his hand. "No student in sight. Not even anyone under the age of 28 is present in our midst. Therefore, displays of actions are not hindering us to be the esteemed professional educators that we are."

And to emphasize his points he wrapped an arm around Belle and kissed her, passionately that they were both a little out of breathe when they broke apart.

"You Dr. Gold are extremely sexy when you're making your point,"said Belle as she all but pushed him against his car and kissed him senseless.

"Then," replied Gold in between kisses. "You must...have found me...sexy in every...argument...we had."

Belle smirked and pulled away. "Why do you think I come up with the most bizarre topics to get you all riled up?"

Gold was about to reply when someone clear their throat behind them. They both turned to see Regina with an amused smile.

"Nice loophole," replied Regina as Gold turned and flashed a smug grin.

"Happy to be of service," replied Gold as he looked around. "Where's Mother Superior?"

"Oh she scrammed a second or two into your kiss." replied Regina. "But as dean, I think I speak for everyone when I say that you should probably move this," she motioned towards the two of them. "Somewhere more private."

"Oh we'd be glad to," replied Belle as he took Gold's hand and pretty much skipped towards the parking lot.