#ok im gonna ask my babe for belly scratches now anon you got me craving

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who gives the best belly scratches out of all the pack/mates?

Oooooo I gotta think about this, I think it's best to rank each member. Ok so:

1. My amazing mate cos they love when I snuggle up in my wolf form and we watch movies and eat shitty takeaway and get all cosy and

2. David's mate since David is (no surpise) not huge on belly rubs or scratches (boringggggg he's missing out honestly)

3. Arden cos we get stupid with it sometimes

4. Milo (SHOCKER BUT LEMME TELL YOU after he fusses for a good couple minutes he'd give you the aggro treatment (but not for toooo long)

5. Marie cos she's a saint and she'd do it if you ask nicely but she won't give you more than 20 seconds

6. Sam (I'm pretty sure he was tired the day i asked him cos he caved in abnormally quickly for me LMAO) but he's a hard patter and that's it, it's like pat pat rub a little pat pat rub and that's it (he's such an old man)

7. Tank cos they'd either a) scratch me for like 5 seconds then walk off or b) shift and ask me to scratch their belly instead 😮‍💨🙄

8. Amanda cos she just stares at me and gives me a side eye and then usually complains she doesn't wanna fuck up her nails or get fur all over her (understandable beauty is pain and all that)

9. Milo's mate cos they have a very similar reaction to Amanda

10. David cos he's BORINGGGGGG and gives me a mini lecture like "asher we are a pack of wolves we have to treat ourselves highly and not entertain immature ideas otherwise we won't be seen to take ourselves seriously and" BLA BLA BLA YOU'RE MISSING OUT DAVEY

11. Christian cos he's a dick and doesn't deserve shit. Yeah I'd rather become allergic to redbull than let him touch me