#ok ill shut up now its nearly 3am fuck

[skywarper]

all of this is bc i shut down for like a solid hour because my boyfriend love sme so much and that overwhelmed me out of happiness GHSDBGSDHnasghdsb

[hunchoskeazo]

Chapter 4 “On the outside Looking In”

*3am*

*Ding Ding*

*Ding Ding*

I popped up and looked over squinting my eyes because all i see is a bright ass light from my phone going off.

*Smacked My lips* Its Rik.

Rik:Call me Asap bro.

Man im not calling him I haven’t talked or seen this nigga fuck him. I put the phone back down and on DnD turned over and cuddled up with Ashley.

She woke up a lil bit and asked was everything ok.

“Of course Baby go back to sleep”

“Ok” she said

And she was fast asleep in a blink of an eye.

15 mins tops I wondered what the hell rik wanted i was so curious, because i have not talk to him none while i was in the hospital or nothing. He the reason i got shot. Maybe he just feel guilty i thought and thought and thought before i went to sleep asked myself so many questions and gave myself so many answers and that still didn’t give me any kind of satisfaction or clarification.

....Imma just text him.

“What bro”

Rik:Man wassup meet me somewhere.

AJ:“Nah my nigga last time i met with you i nearly died.”

Rik: Man I know i know and im truly sorry about that bro i know you haven’t seen or talked to me i been in these streets listening around checking out the hood and shit tryna put 2 n 2 together you feel me bro.

AJ:“Mmhm Right i hear you bro”

Rik:Look i know you may feel like its been some shady shit going on but i just had to take sometime to get myself together bro I didn’t know what to do that night i thought you was gonna die i was fucked up. But im glad you good brody. Thank God.

AJ:Yea man im glad to be alive its been very eye opening these last couple of weeks man fr.

Rik:I feel you bro its all gonna get better soon my nigga i promise. Look just hit me tomorrow i got alot to tell you..

AJ:Ight bro you owe me no kap

Rik:I gotchu bro🤞🏾

*Unknown Number*(Incoming Call)

“Who Tf is this” i said before answering the phone.

*I answered*

*Sniffles*.... AJ..?

“Who is this” i asked out of confusion

*REALLY AJ!? Its Passion

“Oh” I looked over at ashley as she was still sound asleep i got up out the bed and creeped to the kitchen.

“Whats the Deal?”

“Aj ive been trying to contact you for a week why haven’t you returned none of my calls or text messages.?”

“I been busy man”

“Yea busy with that otha bitch to huh.!?”

“Man why you in my business you not my btc.?” I said with a aggressive whispering tone.

“What do you want passion?”

It became so silent in the night.

“Hello!!” I said with agrivation

Wassup man!? Im tryna go back to bed.

*Sniffles* Im... Pregnant..” she said.

“Pregnant🤨 How?!” With the sound of confusion.

“What do you mean how? You bussed in me thats how mf.” With a aggressive tone.

“Nah i wrapped up tight no kap so you got the wrong nigga” and banged on her ass.

*BLOCK*

I went and laid back down wit ashley and instantly fell back to sleep.

(11am)

Before i could open my eyes the smell of a good breakfast hit my nose i slowly opened my eyes she was just walking in climbing on top of me kissing me trying to wake me and mini up😏.

AJ: Ooouuu Baby don’t be doing that you tryna wake both of us up.

Ashley: Mmm😏🥰 I got breakfast ready for you so you can have an amazing day.

“Oh really I must’ve put my foot in you last night huh.” I said jokingly

She laughed and said “Boy shut yo ass up and eat before i stop being so nice.”

She side eyed me while i was stuffing my face.

“Damn baby what time is it?” While i was looking for my phone.

I thought to myself i know i sat my phone on the dresser next to me.

I flipped the cover over and there it was.🤨

Ashley: Its almost 12 you have somewhere to be or something?

“Oh shit yea i gotta get dressed.”

I rushed to the bathroom to get myself together finally started getting dress while still rambling for my phone.

“Ash!!! You know where my phone is at?”

“Umm idk try checking the bed or something.” She yelled out

I flipped the cover and there it was

“Bet found it” I said with excitement

I was in so much of a rush to think about how it ended up on the bed. I ran to the kitchen gave ash a kiss on the cheek and left.

“Ight Babygirl ill see you later”

And ran out the door.

Remote started that 392 yall know how skeaz coming.

*Turnt volume up*

“Now watch me push them bitches off with the 2 hands

Aye,hm,with the 2 hands

Watch me push them bitches off with the 2 hands

Aye, Aye, with the two hands”

While Rapping and vibing to sada n vezzo I started thinking about passion...

“Maybe I shouldn’t do her like that, I was fuckn the dawg shit out of her freak ass.🤔🤷🏽‍♂️

*Pulled in the lot of my destination, Picked my phone up went to her number to FaceTime her but hesitated...*

“Nah Ill wait let me make this drop first.” I said to myself.

I got out walked to the back opened the trunk grabbed the duffy, tucked my mag in my pants and walked in through the back of The Palace.

The Palace Where I conduct my business, pleasures and problems 😁. Also 1 of my many main sources of income.

*Walking Through the hall to get to my office*

*Guard 1* Wassup Boss

*Guard 2* Skeeeaazzooo

“Whats The Deal Guys” giving guard 1 a pat on the shoulder.

*I walked in my office and sat the duffy on the table opened it and made a suspicious grin and said to myself.

“Imma Muthafucka boi i tell ya”.

I opened my safe i have in my floor behind my desk and got to putting the money out the bag into the safe.

“Damn my shit getting full I guess i gotta go splurge a lil bit huh” i jokingly said to myself.

*Ring *Ring

*Ring *Ring

Looked at my phone an unsaved number.

*Hello! I said

Hello Hi is this Mr.Davis?

“....Whos Asking?” I said while putting the rest of the money in the safe.

Hi this Doc Fane with Gracy rehabilitation its about your mother....

Like I really need this right now.😥

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We The Future Ent Copywrite 2020

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Jeffrey and his dear ol ma and pa find a sleepy little hotel in some small town on theyr way to see cousin randall up north young jeff has been against the trip from the start he says it interferes with his partying and he doesn’t really relate to people who sleep. As his parents drift off and he is left to his thoughts his mind begins to race. He finds the down time unbearable and hes nearly chewed a hole threw his tounge. Suddenly he bolts upright in bed He turns to where his parents are sleeping and yells “yo dad psssst pops where the party at?   what the hell you sleepin for are you a lazy fuckin bum or something??” His father a costumed to jeffs shenanigans calmly retorts back “Son shut your fucking mouth its 1 a.m” Damn … well I tried. Jeff says to himself as he lays back down. Thoughts of hoodrat shit le cigarettes honkey tonks and hangin with blue collar gentlemen and rollin bolo back home streak across his mind he remembers the good times digging through trash staring at radio tower lights all night with ol boy Jr all the lurpage that’s going on back at the trap without him and all the fun hes missing out on. Fuck it he swings out of bed and makes his way to the bathroom “ight pops get to sleep you lazy fuck ill be in the bathroom probably jerkin my gerkin till sunrise Oh  ill try to act surprised when you bust in at 3am to take a piss but no promises after the 4th time it loses its excitement and after the last one remember when I was trying to hit a bolo and slap my sausage at the same time well it just want the same . After that I kinda just put it off as one of those thing that happen Anyway if you ever decide to stop being lame and show some interest in the finer things in this life well you know where to find me I got the firest dope in the whole trailer park this shit will fuuuuuck your whole life it aint dope if it doesn’t make you regret all your life choices take a hit of this and you will come out of your zone 5 years later  you will notice your in an  r.v and theres pictures hanging up of you and a dog eating wedding cake together you are wearing a huge white  dress but whats this .. No it couldn’t be the dog is in a tux and you realize that dog in the picture that dog eating cake with you …That’s now your husband and that’s when it hits you … you realize how good that fucking dope was and your like duuuude im so glad my son let me party with him that night so dad in conclusion come on don’t you wanna have some good friendly fun with crystal meth . Jeffs father has become a bit triggered after hearing another weird fucking story that  probably came about from some fucked  hallucination jeff accidentally filed under reality  Jeffs dad says “Son im not and I never ever will join in on your weird fucked up activities iv seen enough I don’t want to dabble in anymore of your tweakery than I have to”              Well dad that’s on you and if those are the kind of selfish choices you want to make in life then I cant tell you what to do just remember im not mad im just disappointed now give me the wifi password so I can go set up  headquarters and get some videos buffered up its gonna be long night nuts don’t bust themselves it’s a lot of hard work and blood and sweat and tears. Jeff grabs the wifi password and locks himself in the bathroom. AHHHHH bliss I should get paid for this he chuckles to himself before getting down to business first things first he pulls out his pookie and blows the fattest cloud on record. Then its time. He is focused like hes on a mission from god. After he stretches and gets in the zone The suddle slapping of a monkey is the only noise heard throughout the night. Hours pass by but to jeff time is only made up it does not exist in his reality A thump against the door startles him out of focus and breaks the steady pattern of fapping goddamit jeff whispers . the door crashes open as his dad comes in rubs his eyes and realizes whats going on  “oh for god sake  son  your gonna rub your godamn dick off at this rate if you spent as much time collecting pennies off the ground  as you do peddlin on your pecker iv swear Iv become numb to all this shit I ll probably walk in next time and you will be bent over the sink reaching an arm back fingerboppin your asshole what do you wan… Dad …dad jeff interrupts his fathers breakdown to ask an important question  “WHAT???!!! JEFF what is it” uhhhhh I wanted to ask you if it was normal for a shaft to go numb…. Not me though my penis is healthy . Im asking for a friend. jeffs father has a distant stare on his face as he shakes his head slowly back in forth and scratches at his hair “OK YOU WIN JEFF never have I heard of anyone BOMBING THE FUGGIN universe as much as you have in one day every time I think it cant get anymore disappointing you proceed to bypass your previous shame by miles. You are the definition of a terminal illness growing like a godamn tumor. Don’t get up from your throne I wouldn’t wanna come between you and the only true passion iv ever seen you have for anything. Ill just piss outside oh and to let you in on a little something something your mom explained last night her growing dislike towards you its not about the drugs or trannies you brought to grandmas last month its “THAT stupid fucking look on your face  your always making she cant stand it   and if it continues to intrude on her life she will have to take a hammer and bash it until it caves in on itself the bright side is we can go to the Halloween store and pick you out a mask. Think of it like that show where they tear apart those shitty houses and make them look amazing…. But hey maybe it wont come to that just practice in the mirror son try really hard to not look retarded I know just be strong if anything just think about that Halloween mask you will get to wear. Jeff sighs…. Oh my good godamn I see how it is I figured something was fishy but didn’t look into it due to a mix up in differentiating between pychosis and  my incredible intuition. see I pick up on small things that the normal person would never even think about but due to paranoia and sleep deprivation sometimes I just confuse red flags as my own made up dellusion. Ya know whaa….But there was no point explaining the situation to his dad for the old man must of  lost focus and walked off right at the beginning…. Well some people just don’t function  on this high of a brain frequency  almost makes ya feel sorry for em. They cant help being fools. Oh well I got other shit to take care of important stuff . He quickly makes a calculation in his head and decides if he cannot climax by sun up he will go to the doctor but  150 google searches 300 different adult websites and an undetermined number of computer viruses Young jeff finaly got the sweet satisfaction he had set out to find he let out a sigh of relief although it was short lived  because as soon as his heels touched back down on the bathroom floor his legs both cramped and jeff let out a horrific scream as he crumbled to the ground. after dragging the lower half of his body across the bathroom and crawling over into the bathtub he dove deep into his mind body and spirit….. Bingo “ I should just sit next time im whoopin the worm that way my legs don’t get weak and I don’t lose feeling in my lower extremities  next time I bust a nut” suddenly he felt a lot better about things see most people wouldn’t take the time to figure out why life dealt such a hard blow but not jeff he took in every factor anlysed the situation and he aint gonna make the same mistake more than maybe 3 times .  So there he sat waiting for his leg muscles to return to the correct places. Hmmmmm “you like that you like it when people get injured while jerking off as you watch the whole thing and laugh about later with your no good hippie step son”!!!he began pondering the existence of god   he flipped his pecker like some toy from a souvenir shop it helped him think smarter he wondered if even though he had no faith in the holy spirit and was not a believer why it felt so good to talk shit to god  maybe im having a spiritual awakening or just need somebody to blame. Ah maybe I should pray perhaps prayer is just another  method of begging .The man upstairs sounds like the haggling type of son a bitch maybe hes into horse trades. Then jeff did something he aint never done before he bowed his head stopped playing with his damn pecker put his hands together and prayed “Lord I don’t know if your listening but im in some trouble nothing too bad but… just please if you hear this gimme some feeling in my legs back I learned my lesson I heard somewhere theres no choking the chicken in heaven I know it cant be true though because what would heaven be if you couldn’t beat your meat every now and again. Anyway maybe that whole leg cramp thing was a god given sign of some sort but it was totally unnecessary now Iv not been on too good terms with you because back a couple months or so when I lost that portable dvd player under a truck wheel in the driveway and getting crushed. I blamed joe joe bean for the longest time but considering the holy spirit in charge of shit around here is you I figure you’re the sorry son a bitch that put joe joe up to something like that.