#ok i will say this for treasurydirect dot gov they dont make you enter your password by clicking buttons on an on-screen keyboard anymore

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everyone cheer for me i booked flights + hotel for my stupid goddamn las vegas trip AND i successfully navigated the shitty treasurydirect website to sell my stupid i-bonds AND. FINALLY. i ordered some new jeans, because all of my existing jeans are either falling apart or don't fit

you see. if you buy a batch of jeans all at the same time (due to gender transition, perhaps) then they all start to wear out at approximately the same time, too. and if you buy men's jeans and get them taken in at the waist, and then you go on testosterone and as advertised it Sure Does Redistribute That Body Fat, lo and behold you wind up with a more male-typical waist:hip ratio and they don't fit at the goddamn waist anymore. and i do love a good sewing project, but to be perfectly honest with you the timescale on which i can unfuck all of my jeans via loving alteration on an antique treadle machine, hand-darning, etc., and the timescale on which i need to have, like, usable pants, are not very well aligned!