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bibleofficial · 11 months ago

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like a week or 2 ago i gave away this bamboo chinese liquor to these chinese students at kp’s complex that were there & literally yesterday yen je told me ‘some chinese friends of mine said this drunk guy gave them this bamboo liquor’ & he immediately knew it was me

#stream #ALSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAL #like NOT ME BEING KNOWN TO THE CHINESE NOW #like fuckin the indians know me too 😭😭😭#SCREAM #it’s so fucking funny #ok honestly like it’s either 50/50 if they’re international students they’re either chinese or indian here #like even americans i’ve met 4 & 1 canadian & 1 south african & then i KNOW ABOUT 1 other american but that’s it #like i’m only ‘friends’ w 1 my darling ohian #then 1 of my neigbours is from new hampshire & then i met another froM OHIO ACTUALLY & the canadian is from ontario & then i know there’s #another american but i don��t remember where he’s from i know he’s like not NORTH like he’s not a yank but i don’t think he’s southern either #his name is nick i think #i just know him tangentially #& then there’s a girl from baltimore but i got beef w her bc i fucking hate maryland like i just think maryland is soooo annoying like y’all #know i ADORE a mary but girl … maryland …. she needs to mary-end #like girl just be dc #commit #ANYWAY #that it #otherwise their chinese & indian #WAIT NO MY DEAREST MEXICAN ALBERTO MY FLATMATE #but also i consider him texan so i’m like that’s mine he’s not foreign he’s the same as me #literally like … he’s my connection home ALSKAKKSLAKSLAKSALSKALA #A SOUTHERN NORTH AMERICAN #WE LOVE IT #that’s my brother truly

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