#ok bye i have work i should be doing 💀💀

[xxplastic-cubexx]

so insane that x-men evolution was a show and now its over like what the fuck man... come back .....

[todayisafridaynight]

no ones ever gonna understand how much i love daigo doin this stupid shit after dissolving the tojo

[automaticpizzahologram]

Sorry, I'm a crap writer, I didn't expect it to get as popular as it is .

If you have any ideas, feel free to say

Part 3

Bill and I have been at the park for around about an hour laughing and telling each other stories when I get a call from my mam, telling me that I need to head home. I don't really want to go as Bill and I are having a great time

" I have to go home. it's getting late, and mam wants me home." I say, looking him in the eyes, he has the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.

"That's fine. I should head back. The others are probably wondering where i am."

We both walk out the park and down the narrow path side by side as we reach the end, Bill turns to me and gives me a piece of paper, which I assume has his number on it.

"Call me, bye,"

"Bye," we both go our separate ways, I turn my neck to look at him, a smile creeping onto my face, making my face go hot. I turn back around and practically run home feeling giddy. I don't get much attention from boys ,none, really, so it doesn't take much to fluster me. I mean, the last relationship I had doesn't even count as it was a primary school one in year 5.

Once I reach my house I open the door.

"I'm home,"

"GREAT, HAVE YOU DONE YOUR SPARXS HOMEWORK," mom shouts.

"Yeah, I did it on Wednesday,"

Huffing I run upstairs and jump straight on my bed gazing at the ceiling, I think back to the park, smiling I remember about the piece of paper. I open my phone and add him to my contacts.

'Hey,it's Y/N.' I type out as soon as I send it. I slam the phone onto my bed and walk to the other side of my room. My phone buzzes, not even 10 seconds later. Rusing back over, I pick up my phone

'Hey, miss me already?'

I blush,

'You wish hahaha'

Getting ready for bed, my phone buzzes again, picking it up it's a picture of what looks like one of Bill's friend with semi long brown hair looking at the camera with a shocked face and Bill and the others not having a clue in the background.

'Future cover of vouge'

'Ikr, all the ladies love me,I'm georg btw, iak who u are, he hasn't shut up about you lol'

'Really? '

'Yeah, ima see how long it takes for him to notice that I have his phone.'

' You do that then'

'So what do you like to do? Personally, I like to play guitar and

hang with my bros'

'Hang with my bros💀, I really like plants, and I guess I like where I work'

'Lame'

'OK, Mr., all I do is play guitar, I did that in y4'

'Ma.meh mehmeh'

'Are you seriously making fun of me over text'

' What are you gonna do about it?'

Suddenly, I get a video call, and I pick up knowing who it is.

"Well, hello, oh famous y/n."

"Hello,georg. I'm guessing they still haven't figured it out yet. "

"Yep. They're still playing uno. " The camera switches around to reveal Bill and the others in a hotel room. The camera switches back around to face Georg.

" You look like a drowned fish."

"Well, at least I don't have my pants so low, not even my belt can help,"

We bicker on for a few minutes until a shout comes from the other end of the phone

"Jeez, okay, who got your thong in a twist gustav?" Mumbled shouting, is heard until I heard a loud

"Is that my phone? Who are you talking to?"

"Yes and y/n"

'WHAT,' loud stomping is heard until it stops and the phone is wrestled out of goreg's hand and a makeup free Bill is on screen.

"Halo"

"Hey Bill, had a nice game of uno?'

His face starts to heat up a tad .

"Yes, did you miss me so much you wanted to call me?"

" Totally, yeah, it's not like a rat looking creature called me," I say, referring to goreg

" I heard that you ugly chihuahua,"

I ended up talking to the whole group until 22:30pm, we would have continued to chat if it wasn't for me needing to get to bed as i need to get to school at 7 in the morning.

My weird ass alarm wakes me up . Wanting to curl back up in bed and cry, I get up and head to the bathroom to do my morning routine.

I have to leave the house at about 6: 30 as it takes 20 minutes just to walk to the school gates. If it wasn't for my GCSES, I would have missed so many days off school just to sleep.

Munching on my toast, I walk along the extremely long path that's right next to a road to school. Music blasts in my headphones as I bop my head to the music.

Once I reach the gates, I walk around to the schools student entrance. I hate having to spend an extra 2 hours at school, but it's going to be worth it in the long run. Walking into the dining room, I see pheobe sitting at our table.

"You're here early,"

"I woke up at five and couldn't get back to sleep,"

"I don't know how you do it,"

"I can't be arsed for math at 7 in the morning,"

The school day passes by slowly, I mean, imagine being at school for 8 hours.

Once the school day ends, I finally look at my phone to find about 30 texts from an unknown number.

' nah gustav is being hella boring rn'

'I look too good rn for this'

'Do you know any good fast food here'

'Why aren't you answering? It's literally after 3 '

'Georg?'

'The one and only'

'How did you get my number'

'I have my ways'

'You took it from Bill, didn't you?'

'Totally not, anyway as I asked earlier what's good food around here'

'I dunno, domino's.?"

'OK, why so hesitant? It's not shit is it?'

'No, not really, just kinda pricey '

'Doesn't bother me, I'm rich'

'Totally'

'Bye ,Mrs kaulitz'

'GEORG'

'BRO'

'NO'

' Are you really leaving me on delivered rn-'

As soon as I get home, I run to my room to get changed into some comfortable and baggy clothes instead of this uncomfortable uniform .

Lying on my stomach, I flick through my true crime magazine until I get bored and place it to the side.

Not knowing what to do, i huff and stand up, walking out of my room and into maddies room.

"Who are we going to see next week?"

"Tokio Hotel, Tom is literally SO HOT,"

"And how old is he?"

"16"

"Your 13 maddie"

"And?"

"Oh my godddd," walking out of her room, I hear my ringtone playing from my room. Picking up the phone, I quickly check who's ringing, It's Bill"

" Hey Bill,"

"Hallo, y/n, do you wanna maybe wanna come over and watch movies and have pizza georg says that he found a good place called Domino's, and you don't have to pay"

"Sure , that'll be cool. I'll text my mom saying I'm going out,"

"Awesome, where are you? I can pick you up. "

I gave Bill my address and then ran to my desk, making sure that I looked good and applying some soap and glory mascara, then downstairs to get my shoes on. Not long later, a black SUV pulls up out on the path.

God, georg wasn't bluffing. A knock on the door pulls me out of my thoughts. I grab my keys and open the door

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Thanks so much for reading. I'll get to work on the next chapter soon.

[simslegacy5083]

Today's (11/22/2024) Episode: Orientation Blues

Despite having his close friends with him, Skye’s first visit to the high school was definitely not drama free.

“Why did I drink all that soda with lunch!?” Skye moaned, exited the  auditorium with his parents and classmates. “Now everyone is going to remember me as the kid who burped so loud in orientation it interrupted the principal's welcome speech. They’ll come up with some awful nickname for me, like Burpface, and I’ll be the butt of all the jokes. My life is OVER!”

“I don’t think it was that bad” Greyson said. “Yeah, and we’ll hang out with you no matter what” Peter agreed. “Thanks guys” Skye smiled sadly, unconvinced but appreciative that his friends were trying to help.

“You know…” Luigi told him once they’d said their goodbyes “we haven’t taken you school shopping yet.”

“If you change up your look, get some new clothes and a new pair of glasses, I bet no one will even recognize you. It’s not like you met many new sims in person today anyway since we sat with Don, Denton, Amaya and the kids. What do you think son – interested in a little retail reinvention?”

Skye nodded energetically “That sounds great! No one will laugh or call me burpface if they don’t realize I was the one who did  it! Thanks dad.”

“My pleasure” his father smiled broadly “I have work tonight but I’m off tomorrow. We’ll start bright and early, so we don’t have to rush.”

Noemi snuggled in close to her spouse as Skye rushed ahead towards the teleporter that would take them back to the island “Well that certainly seemed to lighten up our boy's bad mood – good job you!”

Skye’s mood skyrocketed that evening when he got a text from Elyse “So BORED 💀!” it said “Come hang? New TV in my room, Simflix and Chill?”

“Sure!” he texted back, his pulse suddenly racing “I’ll be right over”

Stashing his phone in his inventory Skye ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth “ugh, if only we’d done our shopping trip TODAY!” he said to his reflection “then I could show Elyse my cool new look. I guess this will have to do.”

Finding Noemi out back practicing the barrels with Roach he called out “I’m going to Elyse’s, we’re going to watch a movie, bye!!” barely giving her time to shout out “have fun” before he was speed walking towards the boardwalk.

“Watch Out!” Skye screamed, covering his eyes just before the chainsaw welding main character of Moonlight Massacre 3 claimed their last victim.

As the credits rolled Elyse turned towards him, laughing “you are such a scaredy cat!”

“Well excuse me for not enjoying 2 hours worth of jump scares and death.” Skye shot back, his heart still pounding and not in a good way.

Seeing she’d hit a nerve Elyse backed down and changed the subject “Sorry. No more horror movies, I promise. Now tell me, how was orientation?”

“Terrible” he replied morosely “I embarrassed myself by burping right in the middle of the principal’s speech. I really don’t want that to be my main recognizable moment around school, so mom and dad are going to take me to pick out a whole new look tomorrow.

“Hey” Elyse replied “WE should go shopping together instead! I’m sure your parents won’t mind. Then I can help you pick out some really cool new outfits. You’re always telling me how much you like my style after all.” She blushed, suddenly unsure of herself… unless you’re just humoring me.

Skye did love Elyse’s sleek dark goth ensembles, but he also had one important question “I can wear SOME stuff that isn’t black, right?”

“I think we can find you something cool with blue highlights” she grinned “Come on, it’ll be fun!”

“OK… I’m in!” Skye smiled back at her, suddenly excited “I’ll talk to my folks and then text you to figure out a time. This is going to be great!”

“Glad I could make my lil’ blue teddy a little less blue” she giggled evilly, dredging up the nickname she’d used for him when they were toddlers.

“Oh Grim Elyse, you can’t spread that nickname around! It’s almost as bad as Burpface!” he groaned. Her teasing devolved into a tickle fight between the two friends, and while a good teenage ticklefight has no real losers, she eventually agreed to keep his childhood nickname their little secret.

When she finally caught her breath, Elyse had another proposal. Mom promised she’d make her famous taco casserole tonight and I’m starving. You want to stay for dinner?” “Sure” Skye smiled “You know I love your mom's casserole.” Skye’s sadness from earlier in the day was forgotten as he trailed her out of the bedroom. His best friend sure knew how to turn his bad day around.

View The Full Story of My Not So Berry Challenge Here

[latte-ella]

Zhardryx 🩷

Anyways this is an EXTREMELY late art trade I had with @renbisco, I'm so sorry for the wait! Combined with school and personal issues, I didn't have much time to get this done but today's the day I finish it up!

Thank you for your side of the art trade, it was gorgeous we should do it again sometime. Anyway this was my first ever time rendering fur and hopefully the last cuz holy shit, I got so frustrated working on it, I was low-key just gonna scrap the whole thing and give Ren a simpler piece 💀

But I trusted the process and needless to say, it turned out pretty well and I'll definitely add this to my portfolio when I finally make it :3

Hope y'all are having a good afternoon ok bye (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

[veayrss]

Muggle school?

Theodore Nott x Reader

Summary: Muggle school, what every wizard hates, or what every wizard wants to experience. Y/n the Gryffindor who’s known for dating and befriending Theodore Nott and his friends, is excited to go back to her old school for a school trip Dumbledore thought of. When she sees her old friends, and old lovers, she’s beyond excited. Are her friends happy about this? Will it change how they feel about muggles? Will relationships crumble? Let’s see.

Warnings: Nothing yet, just kissing little bit of make outs

Word count:

“I still don’t understand how you guys are still together! I mean honestly he’s a player an a Slytherin. I think that you guys-“ hermione smacked Ron with her book, “God Ron! Shut up and stop being so judgmental about everything. They are happy in there relationship so leave it at that and be happy for her.”

Harry laughed at Ron and hermione’s bickering, you sighed annoyed with Ron’s voice already and it’s only 7:17. “Oh my god! Ron shut up. Me and theo are happy. He’s not a player stop your worrying. We’ve been dating for two years.” You yelled in your American accent.

“Ugh, I know but he cheated on you before!” Ron whisper yelled back, “and I forgave him! He’s changed Ron, drop it. I did so I don’t know why about still on it.” You lowered your voice and rubbed your temples.

“Ok, ok! I’m sorry y/n/n, i just don’t want you to get hurt again you like my little sister!” You laugh “it’s fine ron-“ you give him a hug then pull away ”-but you know I am older.” you smile and walk to class backwards to you can see your three friends.

“YOUR OLDER BY A WEEK!” Ron yelled at you, he hates when you say that.

Harry just laughs at his two best friends. “We better get going I don’t want to feel Ms. McGonagalls rath.” Harry said trying to hurry up his friends. “You right.. last time she made me do all the dishes. THE PILE WAS ENDLESS. Felt right at home.” Everyone laughed at the last bit, understanding what you ment.

In class

Y/n, Harry, hermione, and Ron all enter class and everyone is in their seats, yet there is no teacher. Harry gives them a questioning look but Ron just shrugs his shoulders and they all go to there seats.

Y/n goes and sits next to her lovely boyfriend, Theodore Nott. “Hey Theo.” She said as she has her hand on his left shoulder working her way to her seat on his right, so her hand glides from one shoulder to another.

He looks up and sees a face he’s been waiting to see all morning. “Where were you at breakfast?” The curious boyfriend asked. She laughed and set her books on the table. “I was with Ron, Harry, and Mione. We went to see Hagrid! He has a cute new pet! Maybe after class we can go back and I can show you!” Y/n said excitedly.

Theo smiles at her babaling about hagrids new adorable pet. “Y/n/n.” She stops her talking and looks up. “Yeah Theo?” He gives her a ‘are your serious’ type of face. She then chuckles at him. “I haven’t forgotten I wanted to see how long it would take for you to say something“ she then pulls theos tie and gives him a kiss.

{BYE WHEN I WAS WRITING THIS FUCKING REDBONE STARTS PLAYING💀}

She goes to pull away but he holds her in place for a longer kiss. They get a little to caught up in the kiss, so Draco throws a paper ball and hits Theo in the head. Y/n bursts out into a fit of laughter and Theo turns to Draco and Enzo.

“Your begging to get killed aren’t you.” Theo told draco mad he interrupted him and his girlfriends kiss. “Honestly I was worried! You guys have been smacking back there for the past three minutes! I thought I saw you turning blue. So I’m your hero in a way. I saved you from dying.” You sigh and turn to your books with a smile on your lips.

“He is right! You should be thanking us.” Enzo smirks, theo gives them a death glare. “Alright class. Quite down!” Professor McGonagall says while walking in the classroom. The boys shut up and pay attention.

“So professor Dumbledore has decided we go on a field trip.” She continues as she reaches the front of the class. And everyone is intrigued with the field trip. Including theo, Draco, and mattheo.

“You all will be attending a full month in muggle school.” She tells everyone. Kids gasped, then whispers started to full up the room on the other hand you were beyond excited. Professor McGonagall continued. “We have filled your parents with the information. Now there will be a group of kids to go to these schools..” she goes on saying schools then the last school she names is yours.

You beam with happiness “theo! She said my old school!” He smiles at you, then you continue “maybe you’ll be able to meet my friends back home!” He grabs your hands “let’s see what school we get.”

After professor McGonagall says kids names, the group they are in, and school they will attend she tells them to go to the dorms and pack and to meet up in the cafeteria.

The group that’s going with you to your old school is Theo, pansy, Blaise, Draco, mattheo, Enzo, Harry, ron, and hermione.

Time to go to America!

[loveprncss]

Tw for mentioning some mental issues? Idk

Heyy so I’d rlly appreciate some advice about the law.

So I know that the 3D isn’t real and our imagination is the only reality and we should focus on that.

However, what I’m manifesting (clear skin, dream body etc) has had an extreme effect on my life in the 3D. Like, it’s infiltrated all aspects of my social life and mental health. So it’s really hard to just dismiss the 3D when it’s affected me so much.

What I’m saying is, it’s really hard to live in the 4D imagination when all my five senses are in the 3D, and I’m manifesting something that’s really affected me in the 3D. It’s basically impossible for me to “just dismiss it.” Id rlly rlly appreciate advice but it’s ok if this ask is too overwhelming 💀 bye 💞

hello :) thanks for the tw but dont worry, your ask is not overwhelming for me.

no one is really asking us to "dismiss" the 3d. in my opinion, your indifference towards the 3d is only a byproduct of being fulfilled in imagination. your goal shouldn't be to dismiss the 3d. when you are fulfilled in imagination, everything else follows. you start to feel indifferent towards the 3d, you start to not react, you automatically dwell in imagination, and you rest in this relief or gratitude that you now know that its yours. so i suggest, focus on the fulfillment in imagination, make that your goal, then everything else follows. your reaction towards the 3d could serve as feedback. if you find yourself still reacting to it, then it means you're not in your desired state yet. it simply means you still have work to do in your inner world, so go towards your imagination and focus there.

also i just want to add since its not talked about a lot in the community how strong and courageous you have to be to practice the law. if you're committed to buying the pearl and living by the law (which i believe everyone should) it takes so much courage because not only it involves disregarding all your past beliefs to live by this law. you also have to ACCEPT your current circumstances as they are. it's the only way to stop fighting the 3d. the more you fight the 3d, the more you struggle. accept that for now, you don't have your desires. but know that the 3d is not permanent because it is only sustained by your state of consciousness. the 3d will change if you change imagination.

it might not be the advice you wanna hear but its the truth. right now, you may not have it in the outer world so you have to deal with your 3d, one way or another. you deal with it physically but thats not you anymore. once you feel the wish fulfilled, then you open your eyes and see no changes, don't let your senses dictate you. do not let your 3d dictate you. do not identify and limit yourself to your organs/senses. you see no changes in the 3d, but the reality of you now have clear skin and dream body. remain faithful to your idea!!

idk which teacher you follow but i really suggest you listen to edward art's recent video titled "organ perception." he talks about how we should stop obeying what the senses show, and to not limit ourselves by what we see/hear with our organs. i think it will help you a lot :)

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

This is the best thing ever

Some highlights with my paras

Vienna: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Evan: Nope, there's 26.

Vienna: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Evan: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Vienna: You'll get the D later ;).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Evan: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Regulus: What’s up your ass this morning! Vienna: *walks in* ...Hey.

Regulus: Hmm… nevermind.

Evan: WAIT NO!

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Regulus: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Vienna: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win! *later*

Regulus: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Evan: Yeah, probably.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ its a good ass🤷

Regulus: Wow, Alex, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Alex: We literally slept together yesterday.

Regulus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

~~~~~~~this is perfection~~~~~~~

Harley: What are you in the mood for?

Evan: World domination.

Harley: That's a bit ambitious.

Evan: You are my world.

Harley: Aww...

Evan:

Harley:

Evan:

Harley: OH.

~~~~💀 i mean he can try i guess~~~~~~

Vienna: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Regulus: I’m “a couple of things”.

Mary: I’m “got distracted”.

~~~~WHY DOES THUS PERFECTLY SUM THEM UP THO~~~~~

Harley: *sucking on a popsicle*

Evan: Pfft, you practicing for when Nya gets here?

Harley: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Evan: *Concern*

~~~~this is perfect. ~~~~~~

Alex: Evan, you'll be working with Mary and Harley.

Evan: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Evan: ...Of people on a team.

~~~~~~evan in class be like~~~~

ok long enough post i guess bye bye i will be doing this for the next three hours

[1tsstargaze59]

Let's do this! I couldn't do a reaction, because my first reading was THIS MORNING ON THE WAY TO COLLEGE ON THE METRO 💀 So instead, I'll leave a little review here ^^

‼️NOTE : THIS IS MY OPINION, NOT GOSPEL! TY FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING‼️ALSO SPOILERS FOR THE FIC AHEAD LOL

Overall : It was a fun read! Quite thrilling, you can feel the tension of a spy at work from the straight forward writing. I recommend y'all to give this fic a read when you have a 15-30 mins of free time and if you like the AU ofc.

Critiques : I'd add more descriptions for the locations because it was hard to imagine the space and, thus, the actions, which is sorta important for action scenes! It can also contribute to the ambiance and the feelings, the vibes~ You could also describe Miss April more to enhance her presence!

Here's a few sentences that seemed off to me? Like, the syntax is off:

It should be smtg like "Guess he doesn't like your seggo mitts all over it? Says I should get rid of it at any cost. I don't know— but at least we get to have some fun, eh?" Having your mitts on smtg and getting rid of smtg at any cost are two separate ideas, they don't fit well in one sentence lol

It should be "No need to tell me twice." OR "You don't have to tell me twice." Not both simultaneously- that just sounds off /lh XD

This should be "To be honest/Frankly (your choice), she’s had enough 'comedy' for one day." That's how the saying goes hehe

This part seems to forget show don't tell, it breaks the fourth wall imo. For Sol to be pointing this out makes more sense than for Verte to be like "LORE DUMP!!" XD I do like their dynamic tho, it's super fun ^^✨️

Now, a really random nitpick XD because the weirdest things set off alarms in my head???

It's "glass shards-y" ... I told you it's a nitpick XD

To leave on a good note, compliments! 🥰✨️

April has great presence in her dialogue! Overall, you have great dialogue writing ^^ (I'm awful at it, show me your ways-) Bughaw, Bughaw~ qvq💕 10/10 great support character, no criticism for her, I love her TvT💙 You writing style fits the Spy AU very well, I approve! ^^b

Anyway, I'll draw smtg for the fic later, for now, I just have these sketches of a Flustercringe fankid I'm working on

OK BYE!!! ^^✨️

-Stargaze~☆

LOG: THE BRIEFCASE BIT [SITE . AO3]

Once Agent Verte had secured her mission objective, she was set to return to HQ without a hitch. Unfortunately, there's someone else who wants that briefcase off her hands - someone that Verte wished she didn't have to face with her ill-fitting spy shoes.

What's this? A Spy AU fic??! That's RRRIGHT baby!! This is actually what I intended to post on my birthday, but I was like yannooo what. I think a group poster is more fitting to do first.

This has actually been a WIP since September that I've been slowly chipping away at. I intended this to be a self-contained oneshot to test my action writing skills but. Well. Somehow it turned into a 4k beast. Sorry. Still self-contained though! Expect future stuff to have this sorta vibe. I might play around with different formats though.

I added some context on ao3 as well: this happens before series A113 officially becomes a thing. Joyce isn't part of the League yet, and Verte and Bughaw are the only spies present. So basically it's one of those day-in-the-life stuff for Agent Verte.

The website version has some funky formatting in it that I can't do on AO3 (well more like.. I just don't want to do it on AO3 LOL) ! I might add a feature on the website to change fonts if that's something you guys would need.

Anyways hope you guys have fun!! I've got more stuff in the works but I think I'll take it easy for a little while. Ha. hah. *explodes

[xxplastic-cubexx]

dumbass supreme says 'yeah ill play a quick game of rivals before lunch why not' and gets mvp more at 1

[lovely-renard]

HII, how is my favorite akaashi lover doing? 😩💕

first THE EVENT LOOKS SO FUN! I hope you have fun doing the request <33 after this ask I will send in mine!

about your crush, if you use LOA? idk if you know about that and subliminals, you can attract him and get him ask you out! I can try to find good subs if you're interested hon.

then your friend knows what is best for him LMAO

I really miss draken :(( my boy deserved so much, he always cared about the gang PLS I WANT TO CRY 😭 but at least he's with Emma :( bye I'm going to cry rn. wakui have the "hands of god" after drawing mitsuya's new look. you're not pathetic at all! i do the same thing before i start reading a new chapter 💀 mitsuya having many panels is a bad sign for me😐

I do the same 💀 I have 0 love life pls. I'm going to end up manifesting someone because I'm tired of being single. BUT YOUR CRUSH SEEMS TO SHOW INTEREST IN YOU BBY! you just have to throw a hint, in one of those he notices it and makes a move (I don't have any romantic experience💀 keep that in mind)

Your favorite Akaashi lover? ( ꈍᴗꈍ) You know exactly how to make me feel mushy hehe💕 I'm doing OK! I have my last exams this week and after I'll be free for the next 4 months. How about you hon?

THANK YOUUU i started working on the requests tonight and I had so much fun! Also, i dont know if you had time but i didn't received your request yet (i'm not pressuring you! Just wanna tell you that in case Tumblr ate your ask)

I actually didn't think of LOA, it may work tho! (At this point i'm willing to try almost everything to help me LMAO) If you're willing to help me find good subs, i'm more than interest, thank youu <33

My heart shatter each time i think about Draken </3 it's like i remember that he isn't here anymore and won't ever see a future where Mikey is happy.... K BYE I MADE MYSELF SAD the only consolation is that he's with Emma, poor bby also deserved better :( Ayyy Mistuya better not die, i will drop the manga if he does 💀 honestly, with the leaks and the chapter that comes out tomorrow, i'm more scared for Inupi and Senju but no one is safe.... Wakui plz all i ask for is no more trauma, we all had enough

Everyone around me is either with someone or flirting here and there, getting laid and here I am, giggling at 2D boys and writing fanfic about them 😐 I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS, maybe he's just polite you know 🙁 i dont want to get my hopes up for nothing because he's like the only boy in MONTHS that i showed interest in but hey, at least i should try something and if it leads to nothing then i tried! I manifest for a cute person to show up to you soon enough 🛐

[judeswhore]

ok so there’s this boy at work, and i think i’m in love. idk anyways. he looks like Kai Havertz like they could be brothers. i haven’t felt this way since i was a teenager… everytime i see him i get butterflies. now everytime i try to speak to him, i literally freeze. like i physically can’t speak. like i have bad anxiety but i’m fine talking to anyone in work but i can’t seem to speak to him. last night he said ‘see you later’ and i just shouted ‘BYE’ and walked off💀😭 my friend says that’s progress but i’m just so embarrassed, like he smiles at me in work (just friendly i don’t think he’d ever look at me twice) and i just speed walk away. anyways i found his facebook…basically idk if i should just add his facebook (i don’t think he has other socials because he’s latvian) i don’t want him to think i’m a creep and like i just really wanna get to know him but i’m an over thinker and i feel like he’d tell his friends i’m a stalker or summit. he told me i need to speak louder when we was working together the other day and i just went red. ughhh it’s been so long since i’ve felt this way but i’m so insecure. sorry if this makes no sense i struggle putting what i want to say into words.

omg okay so i definitely think u should add his facebook, co workers do that all the time so i don’t think he’ll think ur weird for it or anything! i know it’s difficult but maybe try and start bits of small talk at first? u might feel like ur being extra awkward but that just might be u panicking and in reality he isn’t looking too deep at it, u never know unless u try! if u do try and approach him and get to know him u never know he might like u too! i hope it all works out honestly i’m awful with advice but i do think u should add his facebook and and yeah just start off with small talk even if it’s just work related

[oversharingontheinternet]

DAIRY ENTRY 1 18/04

BYE a guy I was sorta talking to did a full hit and run. I don't mean the crime but this SHOULD be a crime yk. I think he's trying to ghost me. So like he's the first guy I've had sex with and mannn he like was so dry texting me after... Just snapping me photos of his face or whatever he was doing no actual text right. I don't know man I think he's busy with work atm I'm not sure. I never wanted to date him but he's really funny so I thought we could like be friends at least. I mean if I've downloaded Tumblr just to make a diary entry abt his ass clearly he's dodged a bullet.

TMI bit (sex details)

NAH BECAUSE HOW CAN HE FUCK ME THEN GHOST WHEN HE DID THIS:

so picture this he's literally in the middle of railing me and my pussy gives out a little toot 💀 my immediate response was, "Ew" but then he quickly reassures me and says, "nono it's ok it's normal." So cute right? It happened again a few minutes later but like a bit worse so I said, "it's beatboxing fr"(dumb shit comes out of my mouth all the time idk) and he smiles like the biggest grin, leans back a bit and I shit you not starts beatboxing. I think I giggle I don't remember I was a bit preoccupied but yeah man idk like how can a dude like that ghost me. crazy!

note: Sorry I didn't proof read I don't really intend to put enough effort in these to have correct grammar, spelling or punctuation. <3.

[wetworkseventy]

My life is watching movies instead of doing important things. So tonight’s choice is a home at the end of the world. Spoilers ahead.

- little Colin (not really)

- if you hear moaning, don’t get up

- oh my god, his brother died.

- I love how all the actors that are supposed to be young ‘Colin Ferrell’ or at least the character hes playing have thicker eyebrows 😭

- be reminded that I do think Colin in handsome, ok

- “I’m sorry for your loss.” “this is really good bread.”

- “do you wanna borrow it” 😭😭😭😭

- my MacBook keeps telling me I’m running out of storage or disk space LMAO

- I’m worried, why is Bobby and Johnathan’s mom dancing important to the plot

- okay they’re all dancing

- okay they’re jacking each other off. Bobby and Johnathan.

- DID HIS DAD DIE?

- is this movie gonna make me cry at the end. I bet ten bucks it’s gonna make me cry.

- no, no, WillSam quote here. I bet dollars to dinars that I’ll cry. I already teared up.

- what am I doing

- bobby became a baker cause of Johnathan’s mom, Alice 😭😭😭

- “bootleg Dylan”

- I suck i really love Johnathan’s tattoo.

- Colin’s character is so cute 💀 he’s such a contrast to how Johnathan’s character and I think it really works Idk

- damn okay Claire and Bobby uh- okay they stopped

- she’s sweet tho 😭

- take a shot every time I use 😭

- JOHNATHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

- this has been a roller coaster

- only 36 mins left?

- so Johnathan’s dad died, just telling you all 💀 it happened a while back in the movie

- my question is, how does Claire keep her hair red all this time

- the random decision to dance is cute

- “Bobby is the love of your life”

- Johnathan, who just woke up: 😀

- TEN MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK

- oh my god wait

- yeah I’m crying

- man I should of checked if he dies at the end

- Anyways BYE FUCK

[koutawoo]

I ran into a problem and was slightly late and that was enough for the spots to be full :(

I wish you get him early and win the 50/50 bab. Meanwhile, I have a guarantee from an early Mona and 65 pity and I was waiting for Kazuha rerun but well it just had to be Kokomi absfg. Ok aside from that manifest a 50/50 loss to the pyro man for me will you. That's all I want for now 🥺

Do you want the abyss herald to come back because of the Childe parallels lol? Wait you said cause of the voice I'm dumb eee. Ahh now that u say that tho I have to check Enjou's in other languages toooo. If I can find them haha. Yeah I wish Childe comes back to the story. Give me Childe and Scara confrontation mhy...

ahhh, that does happen, but hopefully it worked out ;-;

i’m already at pity 59…. so *squints* early. it’s okay!! kazuha rerun should be happening in 2.6, just means u’ll have more time to save up :D and nooooo, diluc will come one day. maybe—actually, i recently got another diluc but from standard banner *throws him at u*

idk, hydro abyss herald was also just attractive af w/ his serious demeanor, like he’d be ur ride or die, his loyalty and devotion >:0

GIRL, I SWEAR, some sussy person said childe was gonna die when he fights scaramouche for the gnosis 💀 i do not believe in that. BYE, no jinxing. but pls do give us scaramouche banner, it’s been almost two years since his reveal

[tempobrucera]

Okay. Okay. Okaaaay. Sofi!!!!! You can bet your ass that this would have made it on the fic rec list if this was posted earlier. Like, I still can't think but here we go:

First of all, you're one of the few people where I enjoy reading Thomas because it's without me cringing every second sentence. Sorry to most people, I guess 💀 But, I was honest earlier, I am really picky! Second of all: You wrote this when you were tired? Like, how? I think anon and you are both right, if he's attracted to you, he would literally not care about something like that and he seems really non-judgemental and yeah, he probably really wouldn't understand what you want from him first 😭 "because hes so comfortable in his own body he forgets some others are insecure about stuff like body hair" -> You already got me there ngl because yes, confident and comfortable with himself Thomas makes me weak and, yeah, I can see him absolutely not caring, like as if that's gonna stop him, at least not the hair, as long as the other person involved is okay with that. (Also this man has .... so much body hair of his own 🥴🥴🥴🥴 .... I don't think he would be that much of an asshole to judge other people for it). "stupid tall and super fun to dance with, the whole time you had been giggling in your drink as he tried to provoke you into dancing with him" ..... Yes 🥴 Okay, look, he would absolutely do that / try that. Like he tries to talk Ethan and Damiano into dancing because he likes it already for real, so I'm sure he would try it when flirting as well. "and you feel them curl up in a small smirk." No, that man would be so pleased with himself and it makes me crazy that people aren't seeing that, so thank you, I guess. Well, I lost it a few sentences up already! Look, I think everyone already figured out that I really enjoy and love the jokes and the goofiness during sex scenes. It just makes it a lot more relatable than reading scenes with love confessions (which could have been said on a death bed instead of during sex) all around. So I love the little joke going on here. Okay, sorry, this is hot, I can't concentrate enough on that part.

"His nose bumps against your clit, continiously, and you can't help the little moans, not when Thomas is working to coax them out of you." Please. And, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Y'all should incorporate noses into writing scenes people eating eachother out. TMI, you all should do that for real as well. Okay, I might have a slight problem with Thomas' nose already and anyways, but yeah, that's what I'm saying.

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

Yeah, holy .... Thanks Sofi, you killed me. Bye, bye.

Ok, ok, ok, ok. The "disgusting" part. This is pretty much my head (like I can justify almost everything else I say about and see in him with things he sad or did, except for this one, I guess). But .... ugh, how do say this? I do think, he would be that guy if someone let's him and he knows he's not gonna get judged for it in return. Like he would do it not because he thinks it's disgusting (society probably would but oh well) but because he likes it. Also .... I love how some of my writing is influencing other's writing (like ... when it's not an almost copy cat of a scenario/sentence I wrote, thanks ... sorry, I can't even feel flattered about that) but ugh, like this, with it's own twist and being different and so good, yes, please.

ok but being single for a while and hooking up w thomas at a bar or him taking u to his apartment or sm and ure like wait i havent shaved in ages and he just looks at u like "did i say i care" and he just worships ur body for angood second of the time 🤧

okay i am turning this into a mess of prompts, thank u for the contribution anon!!!

i feel like hes definately the one to not understand what u mean at first like "ok so?" because hes so comfortable in his own body he forgets some others are insecure about stuff like body hair, so u have to physically say "oh i just havent done this in a sec and i havent shaved down there" and he just looks confused but then he softens like "oh, amore, that isnt a problem with me, unless u dont feel comfortable i dont mind" and ure just dumbfounded because damn is he the sweetest stranger you had the pleasure to hook up with

and yea, knowing u arent used to being praised for it, only shamed cause society ig, he will make sure to kiss and bite and mark wherever on your body without a single care, running his hands over rough patches where the hair has grown quite a bit, murmuring praises and oh god this man is killing me slowly

Yeah, sure, hooking up wasn't on your top 10 ways you'd spend the night at this dingy nightclub your friends dragged you to, but you aren't complaining either.

How could you, the man is handsome. Dirty blonde hair cut to his shoulders, stupid tall and super fun to dance with, the whole time you had been giggling in your drink as he tried to provoke you into dancing with him. Fucking adorable, and you didn't expect "Wanna hook up?" to come out from his lips, but again, you aren't complaining.

Brave of you to trust someone so much that you let him call a taxi to his place, but it turned out he isn't a serial killer that collects women in his basement. If anything, he's the typical 20 year-old. Slightly messy apartment, the console running since god knows how early. You are surprused pleasantly, even more so when he gently holds you in his embrace, one hand sneaking to cup your face as you share the first proper kiss of the night. It's mystical, and you even manage to forget something you wanted to say.

You don't bother to remember too much, hands roaming all over his back as the kiss deepens. Fingers tangled in hair and trapped between tight shirts, Thomas guiding you to his room, presumably at least.

You're impressed with how easy the whole scene unfolds, no apparent rush as Thomas slowly but surely caresses your clothed torso, teeth toying with your bottom lip but never fully biting down. His hand sneaks under the waistband of your chiffon skirt, groping your ass softly when his legs hit his bed. You can't help a quiet moan against his lips, and you feel them curl up in a small smirk.

His other hand finds the zipper on the side, pulling it down delicately and letting your skirt drop to the ground, pooling at your feet. You judge it as totally unfair that you only are losing layers, and with a soft tug at it, Thomas removes his shirt easily over his head with a practiced move, your hamds excited to roam all over his body. He hums approvingly and now you are the one smirking, nails clawing at his lower back with little to no force. He moans softly, and you tug off your own shirt over your head.

You giggle at the ways his eyes fall instantly, and he looks back up for approval, and to maintain some decency still. As a silent invitation, you unclasp your bra, dropping it to the floor by where your shirt was probably dropped. He doesn't let his gaze fall this time, a faint blush on his cheeks.

"What are you waiting, big guy?" you tease, and bring one of his hands to cup your breast in his hand. He seems encouraged by your actions, and both his hands are on you, rolling and squeezing amd his fingers playing with your nipples. God, was it too quick to be losing it?

His mouth is on your neck, and you let out an appreciative hum, tilting your head to the side to offer him more space to kiss and bite at. A particularly hard bite catches you off guard, a surpirsed moan making it out of your mouth, his lips in a smirk against your skin.

Your own hands move to his pants, fingers barely dipping under his waistband, instead teasing the elastic of his underwear. He's noticibly tenting in his jeans, and it's flattering, incredibly so. Your hand comes to the front of his trousers, and he ruts his hips forward absentmindedly with a quiet moan.

You unubutton them hastily, and he squeezes your breasts in appreciation, his mouth leaving a small bite at your neck, pulling off your body. You lead another kiss, lust shining through with how much rougher it is to your previous ones. His hands are at your hips, snapping the elastic of your panties in a silent question, and you suddenly remember what you wanted to say.

"Wait, Thomas-". Your words die out when he kisses yoir neck again, right under your jaw. "We can't-". He pulls off instantly, face laced with worry. "What happened? Are you okay?". It's adorable, and very fucking decent of him to ask, but it only makes you fumble with your words more.

"I haven't done this in a while, and I forgot to shave before going to the club" you say, and Thomas gives you a confused glance, hands sitting on your waist, your own on his shoulders.

"Okay. So?" he replies, and you only redden more. Thomas seems incredibly clueless, and you'd hate to ruin the night like that.

"Nothing, it's just- I haven't shaved, down there, in a while too, and I thought I should tell you before hand". Thomas' confusion doesn't seem to give out, not for a moment before his expression morphs into a soft smile and a little giggle.

"I don't mind it" is all he says, and your brain seems to not be able to process the information. "I know some guys probably don't like it, and fuck them because they aren't shit to demand that from women, but I don't care. Unless you don't feel comfortable continuing while you aren't shaved, I could give less of a fuck if you have pubes or not"

The way he says it makes it fairly simple, his wording isn't complicated, yet it still seems unfathomable. "You're sure you don't mind? All others-"

"They better had been softer to the touch that the tiles in the bathroom," Thomas jokes, and your relax against him. "Alright then, I'm good to go" you say, and Thomas smiles wide and kisses you, much softer. It's refreshing, not having to care that much, but the insecurity is still lingering. He must have guessed, because next thing you know he is kneeling in front of you, hands pulling your panties down softly, careful to not scratch your thighs.

"So confusing, how people mind the hair, when it doesn't affected it them in the sligtest," he murmurs, mouth running over your thighs, licking all over the pale expanse of skin. Your eyes flutter shut, Thomas leaving bites on the inside of them, then sucking softly. He pulls back out further, smothering the fronts on your thighs in kisses.

He looks up at you, and there is a plea behind his eyes that you answer with a nod. He cups your pussy with his hand, fingers teasing at your entrance, already wet from all the lingering touches and Thomas' attention.

"Keep going like that, and I might reciprocate". Thomas chuckles against your thigh as he dips more forwards, his breath heated over your skin as your nails drag through his hair, scratching at the skin beneath.

“I don't like the sound of that might, Y/n.”

“It's a reward dependent on performance.” you reply, and he chuckles, nuzzling against your inner thigh as he pushes your knees apart gently. You open more for him to fit fully between your legs.

“Is that so? Well then, my certosa tesoro, I really ought get to work". He cuts off your retort with a drag of his tongue over your vulva, dipping into your entrance as he does so, and you let out a short, sharp sound. He isn't in the slhghtest urged by your fingers tightening on his hair, instead kissing, kissing your clit and pulling back again. He leaves a kiss on your crotch, looking straight up at you as he licks down, through the hair that you've been ashamed of too many times, as least as far as Thomas made you think. It's quite the fucking sight to behold, and your knees feel weak. He moves forward, and by the way his shoulders nudge your legs, he seems content to carry your weight. You leave your muscles to relax momentarily, and Thomas hums in response.

He inhales deeply before dipping forwards again, sucking at your clit for a moment before dipping down and dragging his tongue back and forth over your labia, back and forth feeling the flesh soften under his tongue, feels you widen and slick for the sake of his attentions. His nose bumps against your clit, continiously, and you can't help the little moans, not when Thomas is working to coax them out of you.

Your taste stays on his tongue, having you spread out over his mouth, completely at his mercy. He seems to be enjoying it as much as you are, and you can tell by the way his hips grind against your leg when a particularly loud moan leaves your mouth, tugging at his hair harder.

Far better than overpriced drinks, and a more enjoyable eating out experience than any restaurant.

He thrusts his tongue forwards, inside you, and his tongue is dexterous enough that you arch your back, letting out a groan, and the push of your spine, the curve of it, makes your hips rut more firmly against his mouth, and you can hear, hell, you can feel his groan. His hands grip your hips harder, and his strength is surprising when he manages to pull you more against him.

He continues to thrust his tongue, his hands moving over your thighs in order to dig his nails just slightly into the meat of them, and then he pulls back, dragging his slick tongue over your clit again before sucking hard at it. His fingers are teasing at your entrance, making sure you don't get to mourn the loss of his tongue too much, two of them being worked in with almost no resistance.

And sure, it's slightly embarassing, but your orgasm catches both of you off guard, a surprised, and loud moan leaving your mouth, hips pretty much riding Thomas' face as you work through your climax. He seems content, completely unfased and even continuing the thrusts of his tongue.

"Holy-" is all you manage, and Thomas guides your hips to the edge of the bed, staying between your legs, leaving kisses all over your thighs, your tummy, your crotch, pulling at the hair with his teeth.

"Fuck Thomas, that's-"

"Disguisting, I know. But you aren't complaining, so you are enjoying it" he says with a confident smile, to which you can only nod, because why would you even lie to him.

"Hope you have another orgasm in you, because I don't think I'll manage if we don't fuck tonight" he says, kissing you with a surprising force, trying to match his energy.

"I fucking better," you say against his lips, and he pushes your back to the matress with a smirk, crawling over you and connecting your lips again.

it felt wrong not to so: @lasciatemi-stare @tempobrucera @poetryndfuel :D