#ok but...peggable.

[guttedeggs]

I think so much about how one of the Best Ass Shots in hellsing happens right before the character dies

Really showing off the whole damn bakery before he's torn apart huh

[gunkbaby]

Fave part about stage play Shuu is his skinny jeans

[illithidhost]

mania be like

[gwenlovesreggie]

Top Most Peggable Guys of the Locked Tomb Series - My personal Ranking

#4: Augustine the First

You know mercy plows that bussy when they hatefuck 😍🤪 I bet when they hatefuck they battle for dominance and whoever wins gets to top… well I bet sometimes whoever wins powerbottoms too… but I think you get the picture I think they are absolutely beating the shit out of each other and fucking each other every possible direction

#3: John Gaius Necrolord Undying

Yes, I feel like this is not controversial. Think about it. He definitely was thinking that he hopes she pegs him when he created Alecto. He definitely is a messy bottom who loves being pounded hardcore by anyone male or female. What a dirty slut 😩 I bet he’s walking around the mithraeum with a vibrating buttplog up in there all the time 🥰

#2: Naberius Tern

Ok, babs isn’t exactly the sexiest man in canon. But come on… he is made to be femdommed… look at how Corona and Ianthe basically use him as their chew toy and see how he just allows it to happen like he has been conditioned to allow women to do whatever they want to him 🤤🥵 actually, I was not really interested in Babs as a character until I was reading a griddlehark fic and it casually mentioned that Babs gets pegged by entire sports teams worth of women and now I can’t stop thinking about it 🥵😱😩

#1: Palamedes Sextus

Ok, Pal is just peggable. Come on. He is a canonical twink. This is something which is stated in canon. He is tiny and you can easily pick him up and hoist him around and uhhhn hghhh he is the reason I made this post bc I just made him in The Sims 2 and I was getting so horny thinking about him getting pegged I had to step away for a bit 🤤 he was made for bein Pounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you know he does 😵‍💫

So yeah that’s my ranking did I forget anyone do you agree or disagree please lmk I would love to get a pegging discussion started 🧐

[inkstainedpages]

I love Scaramouche

(NSFW BELOW THE CUT)

I love Scaramouche its genuinely so fucking insane.When I first saw that man I wanted him to break my legs and ruin me raw.I wanted him to degrade me and make me cry,laugh at my tears as soon as he noticed only to go harder and faster.

His attitude made him even better tbh.His high ego and pride,bro I wouldn't hesitate to get on my knees to suck him off if I ever saw him.

Like idfk if it's made out of wood or something ILL MAKE IT WORK.I will literally force it in me and he'll have me shaking and crying for hours I swear.

He could make me disabled for weeks then not give a fuck about me and I'd still be thankful.

He could use me as his personal cum dump and hide me in his basement I would not mind it one bit.As long as I am stuffed full and ALL my holes are oozing with his sticky white residue I am game.

Ngl I'd get myself all dolled up for him when he's away so when he's back he could release all his pent up anger and fuck me for how long he wants to,we could go on for all of eternity if he wanted.

He's so fucking hot tbh.He's fine in all his forms I dont even wanna get into detail about that.

I also want to smash him when he's wanderer.Especially before he got his past memories back like bro was so fucking cute I bet he whimpered and begged.

Also his ult??like step on me pls.He could edge me for hours just by stepping on me.It would be weird but I'd still be begging for him.

He looks like the kind of guy who'd be mean and bossy with a female significant other but would be all hooked and submissive if his significant other was a male.

He looked rideable and peggable at the same time its so fucking insane.Like if it were railing a woman he's be groaning and grunting,but if he was the one getting railed he'd be crying and whimpering.

I wouldn't mind if he made me his personal sex slave.Like a little dog he'd drag around to show off and then fuck senseless once he gets home.

Like pls,he could fill me with any type of liquid from him.Whether it be cum,piss,blood,whatever as long as he's in me I could not possibly care.

He could fill me with his cum if he even has that,he could impregnate me everyday and night.

And if he doesn't want kids of him own I'd get abortions any time possible and I might as well find a way to make myself infertile so he could fuck me without a care for any consequences what so ever.

Also the idea of him always being so neglectful and always ignoring his significant other when he's busy with his duties??hello??

I would ride his foot until he's pity me enough to actually give me sexual attention.And if I have to cream on his foot for him to finally put the papers down then SO I WILL.

Im gonna add more to this because this man is fucking everything.His personality,his attitude,Istfg he could break my legs and pound me for DAYS and I would complain

Also the hat stays ON during sex so while he's thrusting the only sound you could comprehend is the jingle sound of the thingies of his hat

Okay but like semi public sex with scara in a fatui tent while all the other agents are sleeping and he just muffles your moaning with a rag like yes pls

He could slap me multiple times,beat me up,make me pass out just to fuck me and I would let him.He could leave me all bruised and bloody filled with cum somewhere in teyvat and I'd still be thankful.

Ok but a threesome with childe and scara??like childe bending me over behind me while scara is muffling my cries and moans??

Imagine all the jealous cicin mages and female fatui agents because scara's scent is so strong and the marks on your neck are so visible no amount of concealer could hide them.

Scara could step on me,abuse me,degrade me,hurt me all he wants as long as I get fucked in the end its okay

When I finally got him on his first rerun I was so happy.Like as soon as he came on screen I did too tbh

HE'S SO PRETTY IT HURTS TO LOOK AT HIM I LITERALLY SPENT DAYS ON GENSHIN STARING AT HIS DESIGN AND LISTENING TO HIS VOICE LINES

Wanderer would probably do it in the forest if his significant other got too needy

[allansbrainrot]

Ok so what if he's a deranged psychopathic serial killer, that doesn't make him any less peggable

[papaziggy-devblog]

Ok but are any of the twunks peggable? Asking for science.

Dunno, haven't launched it yet

[moonlightcookie]

i was looking up the fom bachelors/bachelorettes and immediately when i first saw march i thought he was a sexy butch lesbian . recontextualizing him that way in my mind bc finding out he was a man was like 9/11 for me (/j)

VALID

ok but out of the bachelors i think march is one of my faves.... cant resist a peggable tsundere shithead

[1eos]

ok ive seen leo (yay) his hair looks good. he looks good (as always). i'll admit it. i was being dramatic abt the haircut sorryyyy i forgot he always looks good n peggable no matter what. but ive been reminded

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Reasons why Jonny Greenwood should win

His face is very angular... And gorgeous. You could slide down his cheekbones like ski slopes

He looks like a girl

He's artsy and avant garde and I want that in a man

Strong guitar hands

His beautiful brown eyes

His hair is so elegantly soft and smooth

He doesn't age, still looks like he's 30

He entirely wrote the Tourist, which is arguably the best song off of OK Computer

His composing is sexy as hell, and he's an amazing musician. Can any others in this bracket say they've won an Oscar for composing? Talent is hot

Good with his hands

Peggable

Devoted and talented

He's really nice

I want him to

...and the list goes on!

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday: prison break

jesus christ fyozai look *demented*. sigma is the only normie left

HELP DAZAI'S LITTLE HEAD TILT AND 'hm hm' DURING MYKOLA'S EXPLANATION WAS SO CUTE

MYKOLA'S 'OH' OH MY GOD I CANT HELP HE'S FANTASTIC AND ADORABLE. i could seriously listen to him talk for hours he just has a silly ahh voice

jesus fucking christ you two (i'm so turned on right now)

sigma: I'M NOT YOUR ASSISTANT sigma: *brings the trolley in anyway*

they even finish each others' sentences. we get it you guys you explored each others' bodies while in prison you don't need to rub it in

yall i think fyolai are bones' new favourites. there is NO reason to make them look this adorable and peggable especially when one of them is in the process of killing the other

when aya said she's the fastest sprinter in her class it reminded me of that scene from narnia where lucy is like 'and ACTUALLY im the TALLEST in my CLASS'

OMG THE DANCING SCENE BETWEEN DAZAI AND SIGMA YESSSSSSSSS YES YES MY LIFE. IT'S COMPLETE. I CAN DIE PEACEFULLY NOW

THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE LANGUAGE FOR A TODDLER (also not sigma like trying to fucking smack dazai in the face??? T-T)

one of my absolute favourite things about kolya is that his idle animation is just him spinning his cane around and i love it so much you guys don't even know it's just so GOOD yes mmm

it was absolutely unnecessary for that vampire to kick aya so hard she's literally a child with half a man strapped to her back

you guys literally will never comprehend how happy i am that kenji's here like ITS MY BOYYYYYYY MY LITTLE SUNSHINE BOY HE'S BACK IM SO FUCKING ELATED RN HE'S **HERE** AND HE'S KICKING ASS I LOVE HIM SMMM

sigma: hey stop dancing!! we don't have time for this sigma: *does literally nothing to stop dazai from dancing with him*

they're being so silley

SIGMA RECREATED THE ARTHUR FIST MEME

(i demand you all to make memes with this image and send them to me at once)

SIGMA'S IDEA OF HOME IS LITERALLY AN 1800S COTTAGECORE DREAM omg he's literally me i am him we're the exact same person real not clickbait

THE GUARDS ENTERING THE ROOM AND MYKOLA GOING 'WHOA HOLY SHIT' I'M FUCKING CRYING IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY BUT IM CACKLING SO HARD

okay so vampire chuuya, woohoo he's back and all that.

BUT THAT NOISE HE MADE SURPRISED ME SO MUCH

WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE THAT AND NOT LIKE A REGULAR VAMPIRE IM ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD

kenji be like 'my passion is FARMING. and my little side gig is saving the fucking world from terrorists'

OMG DO WE GET TO SEE THE KENJI VS TECCHOU SHOWDOWN THIS EP????? YES

LMAO not bram going 'hey don't die ok?? i needa commission you to plough my land later' to kenji asdajfkshkdssdkjghsgh

tachihara i would literally die for you i would do anything for you i will lick the undersides of your boots i will cook and clean for you i will do absolutely any single thing you asked me to

nahh not bones tryna trick the anime onlys into thinking kenji's dead T-T yall he's fully alive don't worry

i can't wait for the next ep also atsushi pls don't die i love u also jouno and tachihara i hope neither of you are dead because i love you guys too

[halfricanloveyou]

ok so i watched the new superman show. thought it was just okay romance wise, nothing very exceptional. the animation was weak in a few areas, i think they should have just gone all out and animated it like an anime, like in the myx episode. loved that battle sequence too!! the rest of the animations with the fight scenes were kind of clunky imo.

character wise i think they’re all pretty predictable and fall into the same boring stereotypes. tenacious and ambitious/spunky ‘tomboy,’ goofy comedic relief third wheel black friend, OP main character who’s main trait is being both responsible for all conflict and saving people from said conflict…yeah. it’s literally danny phantom but instead of being ‘sassy’ clark kent just has anxiety.

HOWEVER…taking into account the episode with the loving and kind gay gorilla and his robot-body-but-human-brain-scientist-husband, clark kent being quite possibly the most peggable fictional character to exist, casually depicting lesbian moms, and most importantly being very obviously and overtly anti US government means i objectively have to give it a 10/10 and say it’s the best tv show i’ve ever seen in my life.

also…it’s definitely a kids show (like probably ages 10+) and i can only assume it’s on adult swim because the people at cartoon network are fucking cowards. let cool stuff back on prime time air and stop shoving it all to after hours!!! sometimes midnight is too damn late!

[animecharacter]

ok so im rereading jjk starting from shibuya since i was way behind on it and had NO fucking idea what was happening and i just got up to naoya arriving in shibuya and ummmmmmm. um. hehe hiii

whether or not this wretched little man becomes a whole fucking Thing for me depends entirely on who voices him and how peggable they make him in the anime

[seeingred-feelingblue]

Guys i wanna peg batman

[wereonourwayhome]

john lennon whines and croons and pouts in "jealous guy" and i immediately transform into a werewolf and start biting my keyboard

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Ok, I known I'm like, 100 years late, but if you don't like your Tarn, I'd be happy to adopt him and take him off your hands! 😁😉😏

You misunderstand— it’s not that I dislike my Tarn specifically; I’m repulsed by Tarn in general. Hence why I gave him the most unfuckable HF design I could imagine, only for people to blow up my askbox with requests to peg him. Now I’m stuck with this unexpectedly peggable abomination to the end of my days.