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trifoliate-undergrowth · 5 years ago

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as per my earlier crack post,,

Nathaniel Lukas was the entity in Thrown Away. he was desperately trying to clean all the particularly weird shinies out of Peter’s room while he was away at sea.

Alan Parfitt finds a gremlin-like old man in a captain hat rummaging through the trash and swearing about someone called Nathaniel. When he accosted him, the man screamed “NO BAD TRASH MAN YOU’RE NOT TAKING MY COCKLE SHELLS” and suddenly Alan was trapped in a hell mist dimension all alone forever

#it's wildly out of character tbh but maybe that's why I love corvidcore peter so much #peter lukas crack #the magnus archives #humor #nathaniel lukas #hgaksdflsf #personal #someday I'm going to look at this post and go 'when did I write that? and what was I on?'#ok but Beach Trash Hoarder Peter is . a new fave crack cryptid #not a serious headcanon. not going in any fics. but uh #hilarious to contemplate #.... imagine him making the horrible Beach Trash Gifts that Merle makes in the Stolen Century TAZ arc and giving them to elias #'DIVORCE'#'is it because the kelp slippers are too small? if you get them wet they'll stre' 'D I V O R C E'

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