#ok I honestly believe Pete is 100% straight

[oroontheheels]

Wait why does it look kinda sus 👀🌚🤭

Stop fishing for compliments Venom you are married with two kids

(I just imagine Deadpool, Johnny Storm and Bobby Iceman suddenly feeing jolt of envy out of nowhere and being confused what happened)

[rahleeyah]

Okay, so. Sparked by Ed Balls day…

I know nothing about Tumblr history and lore outside of what I have learned from your blog. Truly nothing. So I want *you* to know the power you have here. I would 100% believe anything you made up in this regard. Honestly, even the real stuff (something about the election?) sounds kinda far-fetched and made up anyway, you know?

Anyway, happy Ed Balls day, Leah. Hope it’s the best one yet.

this is the funniest thing oh my god thank you so much for this. tumblr loves a holiday it must be said. neil banging out the tunes day. bruno mars looking at pete wentz day. ed balls day. we love a calendar. and we love our lore. there's something sort of unique about the way tumblr clings to and celebrates the past and still shares in jokes and memes from ten years ago; memes do not die here. do you love the color of the sky still crosses my dash. people still cracking my immortal jokes. just this past week i saw an in depth post about the bone stealing witch - who apparently didn't steal any bones she just collected them after they washed up from heavy rains??? i've been here a long time and i know the ancient texts and they all sound absolutely unhinged out of context, i can't imagine just like, catching a glimpse of a post referencing human pet guy and just going about your day.

oh god the election. ok i'm sorry but lemme just tell you about this real quick. on nov 5 2020 i went out on a date for the first time since covid started. it was a thursday. two days after the election but all the votes were still being tallied bc there were so many mail-ins. the count was in chaos - i'm sure you remember that part. i went out for drinks with a pretty girl and i came home to discover 1) there was a rumor that putin had resigned 2) castiel had confessed that he loved dean and was immediately shot straight into superhell (worse than regular hell, apparently) and 3) georgia went blue. tumblr was in a fucking uproar. the posts were so beautiful. i don't think you can understand really how much supernatural means to tumblr, even the people who've never seen a fucking episode, without having lived thru it. the next 48 hours (bc the election was officially called for biden on saturday the 7th) was the most chaotic time i've ever had on tumblr. we were all feral and truly alive for once.

ANYWAY back on topic - this delights me. i hope that you find this shit entertaining lmao