#oikawa @ yaku: stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i'm going to fall in love with you

[monstrsball]

listen to me. iwaoisugayaku polycule. oikawa and yaku are not dating but they're also not... not dating. it's complicated.

yaku thinks oikawa tooru is one of the most annoying men on earth (the competition is fierce) but puts up with him anyway because his boyfriends love him. they make out sometimes.

[nishinoyaswife4]

Haikyuu Men As Nick Miller Quotes (New Girl)

I'm back baby! I got a new computer and I'm not going to lie I was really just too lazy to relogin.

"Stop being so mean to me or I swear to god I'm going to fall in love with you."

Nishinoya, Tanaka, Hinata, Yamaguchi, Lev, Yamamoto, Hanamaki, Bokuto, Tendo, Atsumu, Kuroo

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No, a summer's day isn't a bitch."

Osamu, Suna, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Hanamaki, Kyotani, Yaku, Kenma, Tsukishima, Kageyama, Sugawara (This may be a little ooc for him but its a funny thought.)

"I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words."

Lev, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Hintata, Hanamaki, BOKUTO, Tendo, Atsumu, Terushima

"you have to choose! You can't have both women! YOU GET ONE WIFE!!"

Daichi, Asahi, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Sugawara, Yaku, Goshiki, Sakusa, Aran

Bonus:

"Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably."

Nishinoya, Tanaka, Lev, Hanamaki, Matsukawa Oikawa, Kuroo, Bokuto, Atsumu, Osamu, Tendo, Suna

This really isn't a reader insert its just something that keeps me awake at night lol

[waka-chan-out]

I did not know that requests were open, wow I'm lucky! Okay so I'm a girl who can be kind of dom-ish most of the time but mommy kinks have always squicked me out personally? However, I'd love to hear your headcanons about which of the Haikyuu guys would be comfortable calling me daddy. (I love your writing so much btw!!!!!! The biggest congratulations on getting to 500 followers!!! You're excellent and you deserve it, you put so much care into your writing and it really shows!!!)

Calling You Daddy

please this was so sweet 😭 thank you so much !! i don’t even know how to express how happy this message made me. thank you for the support !!

i absolutely love this idea !! this is a femdom safe space and i will write literally anything with that in mind :)

post-timeskip, obviously.

content warnings: daddy kink, dom!reader, mentions of edging, brats, and goshiki crying because of course

so the men that work best for this are:

into it (obviously)

secure in their masculinity (that’s basically all of them, but it’s important to take this into consideration.)

kinda submissive men that make it sound natural

this is in order of teams, not how likely they are to say it

Kageyama: i genuinely don’t know how to explain this choice. it makes perfect sense in my head but in practice i don’t know what reasoning or detail to put here. he just doesn’t get embarrassed in the slightest so he wouldn’t think anything of it. you ask him once and he’s just down. he doesn’t quite get when to use it yet, but when he does it’s so good.

Asahi: i never write for him and don’t really plan to, but he’d be so down. the man desperately wants someone to care for him, and breathlessly asking daddy for more, no matter their gender, is absolutely a way for him to express that.

Oikawa: it’d be remarkably easy to get tooru to call you daddy, but lord help you if you think it’s going to work out in your favor. you know this clip of kyoya calling tamaki daddy? that’s how he says it every time and he’s such a brat. asks you to put him in his place in the most teasing tone, it’s really ridiculous. tooru i swear to god i’m gonna break you.

Kindaichi: for the love of god somebody dom this man. i feel like he’s REALLY into edging but once he crosses a certain line his frustration will turn into almost panicked begging. that’s when the honorifics come out, and he is more than willing to roll with daddy if it makes you feel most comfortable. it rolls off his tongue in a shockingly natural way and it’s one word he can call you in the bedroom makes his brain absolutely buzz.

Kenma: i kinda juggled this choice around, but daddy would sound so pretty coming out of his mouth. he’d have absolutely no shame about it either. this man can have an attitude, but there’s nothing sarcastic or underhanded about the way he gasps it out. he’s also the most likely on this list to use it outside of the bedroom as well.

Yaku: i feel like this is a controversial pick, but i headcanon yaku as having a mommy kink and a daddy kink is not much of a stretch. yaku just SCREAMS “i want a hot woman to dom me” and nothing will deter him from getting that.

Lev: he’s honestly confused, but as soon as he gets the idea in his head he’s confusingly into it. he doesn’t get why he likes saying it so much or why you like it, but that absolutely does not mean he’s going to stop. he’s also so so tall, and something about being bigger but also having someone be in charge of

Bokuto: god, i put him on every single list i make, but that’s literally because he’s so flexible. if you are into something he will try it, and i almost guarantee he’ll like it. i can’t think of much he wouldn’t be into, and calling his partner daddy is certainly not one of them.

Akaashi: he teases you about it a little bit, but he’s another pretty boy that just looks so breathless and gorgeous saying it that i have to include him. like imagine this gorgeous boy hiding his face and using the word daddy while asking for permission to finish. am i right? i’m right.

GOSHIKI: lord have mercy. i genuinely think he’s near tears about 70% of the time when you’re in bed together. he’d be so whiny and willing to do anything you asked, so if you wanted him to call you daddy he would with no hesitation. i can’t imagine anything as pretty as that word coming out of his mouth. so much begging.

Atsumu: deadass gonna put the brat of all brats on this list. he’s a little bastard but i think he’d be into it. i mean, why not? if you like it after he tries it out what’s the harm?? i don’t think he uses it often but if you pull on his hair a little and make him listen he’ll say it with a giant grin on his face.

Riseki Heisuke: you know that pinch server that got booed in the inarizaki match? yep. i feel so sad for him that he’s going on this list. mans has a praise kink and will call you anything you ask him to. this makes no sense but he has the presence of a bisexual man so he’s willing to call you whatever you ask. he’s into all manner of honorifics and doesn’t view them as gendered.

Sachiro Hirugami: pretty boy likes having his hair pulled and will act a little bratty while calling you your chosen honorific, in this case daddy. absolutely no reservations. he’s gentle and precious and just wants to feel like a pliant mess to anyone who will have him. he gets really down on himself so he definitely has a praise kink and likes being called baby in a sort of teasing, but still soft, way.

Gao: people always write this man as a hard dom. i disagree wholeheartedly !! giant man ranges from a smiley sub to a very soft service dom and loves being told what to do. will lay his head in your lap and use it out of context to get a rise out of you. once he’s got you, he’s so compliant and ready to ask permission for things.

[kaaytea]

So how about Lev, Tsuki, Kuroo and Oiks with a really short and shy s/o. (I'm 4'9 so all i want is for someone to pick me up from under the arms like a cat and carry me on their shoulders 👉👈🥺) - Bug Anon

Jsksndk ✨this~✨

Short s/o

⤷Includes: Tsukki, Kuroo, Lev, and Oikawa 

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Tsukishima

I'm sorry but this is Tsukki, he will clown you

No one else is allowed to tease you about your height tho, he will actually end them with some back handed comment

He's the type where if you walk up to him during the day and start talking he'll kinda ignore you a bit then be like "oh sorry, I didn't see you down there"

He’s so mean about it but at the same time he loves when you ask him for help

He makes a big show about being annoyed that you need him to grab something off the top shelf when secretly it's his favorite thing

Thinks it's the funniest thing when you try to kiss him

Like it's not gonna happen you're way to smol to reach his lips

He'll torture you for a bit but eventually he leans down so he can kiss you

Sorry but he rests his arm on your head a lot 😔

Is probably happy that you're a bit shy bc it's easy to fluster you and he vibes well with people that lean more introverted

Living with tall people is actually the worst, like whY does Tsukki feel the need to put all of your favorite mugs on the tOp!! Shelves when he knOws you can't reach them

You know it's fine, you're used to this and have become a champion counter climber 😌✨

So that explains why you were currently kneeling on the counter reaching up for a mug at 10 pm

"What the hell are you doing?"

".......getting my mug? What's it look like silly"

Why are you like this? Why do you feel the need to put yourself in dangerous situations so much?

Kei sighed and walked over to you, he grabbed your waist and pulled you down from the counter then reached up and got the mug down

"You need to stop endangering yourself when you could literally just ask me to help you"

"I wouldn't be endangering myself if you stopped putting MY things on the high shelves!... I swear you do it on purpose sometimes"

He definitely does it on purpose....but he'll never tell you that :)

Kuroo

God he loves you

Kuroo is such a huge dork so expect him to fawn over you

He won't tease you toooo much like he occasionally will hold something out of your reach to watch you jump around trying to get it back

But he really just appreciates you as you are 😌

Kuroo is used to shy, introverted ppl so he's not bothered by it at all

As long as he can hug you he's happy

He LOVES to rest his chin on your head!!

If you're still too short for him to do that he also LOVES giving you back hugs, so either way it's a win win

You were watching Tetsu practice spiking, most of the team had left, only a few stragglers remained trying to get in some extra practice

You were very content with your spot, you were out of the way and happily sat swinging your legs back and forth. Plus you had a pretty good view of Tetsu and Kenma from your bench meaning you could soak up the pure joy that radiated off your boyfriend

Tetsu looked over to see you watching

"Wanna try spiking, sweetheart?"

"Tetsu, I don't think I can even jump high enough to see over the net"

"We won't know until you try~"

I mean he was right...I guess it couldn't hurt

And ya know he looks really cool when he spiked so maybe you'd look pretty cool too!

You walked over to Tetsu and gave Kenma the ok to set the ball for you

You jumped up and you actually hit the ball!!

But the ball didn't even make it past the net 😭

"DON'T LAUGH AT ME!"

"No no you did really good!... You uh... Looked very cute?"

">:(("

"Here do it again I wanna try something"

You sighed, he was just setting you up for failure so he can watch you make a fOOL of yourself again

Kenma set the ball and you jumped up

ONLY THIS TIME YOU KEPT RISING

NDKDNDK KUROO IS REALLY LIFTING YOU UP RN SO YOU CAN SPIKE

You hit the ball and it shot to the ground with a satisfying slap!

"THAT FELT SO COOL!! I FEEL SO POWERFUL!!"

"Yeah you sure look intimidating having me lift you up so you can look over the net"

"Let me have this moment, Tetsurou"

Lev

If anyone were to pick you up like a cat it's this kid

He is lAnKy and you being smol?

He will pick you up....you physically cannot stop him

Likes to lift you up and spin you around when you come to visit him at practice

It usually ends with you being pretty dizzy and Yaku kicking Lev for treating you like a cat

Lev is pretty oblivious to what he says, specifically to people that are shorter to him

He might say something that’s a little rude and unknowingly offend you but he really doesn't mean it

Like it just doesn't click for him that there's a chance he's being insensitive

Just remember that Lev would never ever hurt you intentionally and if he realizes that he hurt you he'd probably panic and continuously apologize to you for the next week

I feel like Lev would compare your hand sizes a lot. He thinks its funny how much smaller your hands are compared to his he gets this funny feeling in his chest whenever he does, you’re just very tiny and cute

It seems like wherever Lev goes he always finds a cat

It's very odd

You were walking around a park for a date when he suddenly stopped at a tree

"AH A CAT WE HAVE TO HELP IT!"

"......It's pretty far up there Lev, I don't think even you can reach it"

"We can't just leave it!!! Quick get on my shoulders!!"

What

How did this happen?

Correction, How did you let this happen?

You reached your hand out to the orange cat sitting on the branch, it slowly made its way in your direction

"Did you save it?"

"almost, move a little to the right"

That cat gracefully leaped into your arms and started purring

Ok maybe this was worth it bc this cat is really cute🥺

You and Lev ended up playing with the cat for a bit getting it to bat at some leaves

The cat even followed you guys for a bit and you see it every so often on your park dates

You named it apricot

Oikawa

I hate to say it but you know that feeling you get when you see a really cute kitten or puppy?

Yeah that's how Oikawa reacts

You're just.....tiny and he has this overwhelming need to hold you

He honestly loves that you're short

Oiks is, surprisingly, pretty tall. Like man is pushing 6'0 so having a small s/o just makes him :))!!

Oikawa doesn't mind your timidness, he thinks it adds to your charm!

Boy friken loves when you hide your face in his chest

Also king of piggy back rides 😌

He will carry you everywhere if given the chance

You were walking back to Oikawa's place

He just finished practice and it was a Friday so he insisted you come over for a sleepover

Yes he still calls them sleepovers, let him live it's cute

You were walking down the street, hand in hand, and the sun had just started going down painting the sky with warm reds and oranges

To be honest you were kinda tired so you started dragging behind a bit

You took a nap while you waited for Seijoh’s practice to end and you only woke up maybe 15 minutes ago? So you were kinda in that weird state where your awake...but not very aware

"(y/n)-chan?"

"huh?"

"Did you not hear what I said?"

"no....I'm sorry Turoo I'm still a bit tired"

":0!! I can't have my precious s/o wAlking if they're tired!"

He just scOOPS you up bridal style and continues walking like it's nothing

I-

Huh I mean sure I guess, if you really insist Tooru

You wrap your arms around his neck for more stability and he sneaks a kiss on to your cheek

"Won't your arms get tired carrying me?"

"Oh please, you're as light as a feather"

😳 ig Volleyball training has it's benefits bc he really can carry you everywhere and never get tired

[closetedotaku01]

i rlly hope youll keep writing after Kinktober, bc as a writer myself i see so much potential in your writing. it's already great, but it really reminds me of my own writing from a year or two back. i was the one who asked how long you've been writing & i've been writing fanfic for 7 years so its cool to see how good you already are. youre going to improve so much over time & i'm really excited to see it, you do so many things in your stories well & theyre only going to get better! (1/2)

THIS GOT SO LONG IM SORRY!!!

This.... I—. WARMED MY HEART!! Pick a name or emoji or whatever you want and you are an official anon!! Also this got long so.. READ MORE IF YA WANNA!!

Thank you so much for saying you see potential. Sometimes I’m really.... unhappy with my work and feel like I can’t improve and this just... MADE ME SO HAPPY!! Like... hearing it from someone who does write💜💜💜💜💜 makes my whole life.

I’m so excited to keep growing and I hope you stay for the journey because this is so sweet. Maybe casually come off anon way down the road (so I can’t guess) just so I can read some of your work too 👉👈. And no worries there will be more after Kinktober. I am really enjoying this and have no plans to stop writing any time soon.

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Okay so my favorite published authors are Jandy Nelson (I’ll Give You The Sun is a book I reread constantly. It’s my comfort book. I swear if my soul was anywhere besides my body, there’s a piece of it trapped in that book.), Fredrick Backman (specifically And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer), Brigid Kemmerer (literally all of the books she’s published with Bloomsbury I’ve read and adored), and Neal Schusterman (Specifically the Arc of a Scythe Trilogy). They all write in ways that affect me deeply and they mean a lot to me. I don’t necessarily try to emulate them, but they definitely are the authors I consult (by reading and rereading their works) to get ideas and to learn how to write.

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Fanfic authors. I think I’ve made it pretty damn clear on here that I am hopelessly in love with @imaginethathaikyuu (I’m still too scared to tag her I’m sorry) and her writing. She means the whole world to me in every way. Her writing always hits me in a MAGICAL way. Especially her newer pieces. Works of hers that hit hard for me are: (please note this list is not comprehensive. These are just the FIRST ONES that came to mind. All her work is objectively great.) 

-Tsukishima accidentally teases his s/o’s insecurity - this one holds my heart.

-Heated argument with Tsukishima - this is the angst I adore. Honestly, this might be one of my TOP TOP favorites, because it feels so real. 

-Morning sex with Tsukishima -just the line “theyre your tits!” That’s all. Brings me serotonin beyond words. And it feels so genuine and lovely. Again... she makes the world so real. Also in my TOP TOP favs. (Is my Tsukki love showing too much?)

-Helping you when you can’t sleep - This is beyond words beautiful

-Helping you study - PLEASE I NEED THIS NOW

-Tanaka finding out his s/o is pregnant - YES! SHE DOES TANAKA SO WELL

-Tanka asks Kiyoko to dance.... but she says no - SO WELL 

-Riding Headcanons -🙈

-S/O is nervous about him going down on her  -because who ISNT the first time?

-Learning about your self-harm scars -hits close to home and Iwa’s makes me cry every time.

-Akaashi making it up to you after a fight -my favorite color is literally purple 💜

-Bokuto’s s/o has a nightmare - I literally revisit this one whenever I have a nightmare

- Kinktober 2019 - ALL .... but the ones I revisit the most are Tsukishima’s, Oikawa’s, Futakuchi’s, Yaku’s, Iwa’s, Yamaguchi’s, and Matsukawa’s.

-Kinktober 2020 - please GOD read Kuroo’s, Mattsun’s, Iwa’s, Suna’s, and Atsumu’s. They’re all immaculate but those in PARTICULAR were MASTERPIECES.

-Having an angsty fight - particularly Kuroo’s GETS TO ME. Like... damn. Makes me... melt. Idek why. It’s just, again, how real she makes it feel. From the atmosphere and setting to the way the characters behave. A lot of times in “argument angst” (is that a term?) the arguments feel so shallow and stupid. And I’m like “on my moodiest days I wouldn’t react like that” or “Kuroo WOULD NEVER”. But these feel so real. Ughhhh.

-You give Kenma a gift mid-stream 

-Kenma gets turned on during a stream - can you tell I love the way she writes streamer Kenma 😌 also this is my fav nsfw-esque Kenma piece solely because it feels accurate to his character in a beautiful way despite me headcanoning that he’s ace.

-Oikawa’s s/o wakes up without him there

-Iwaizumi getting.... caught.... by Makki and Mattsun... with you  -Give Iwa More Love 2020

-Tendo teasing his s/o by ... taking care of himself - One of the first Em pieces I ever read. I don’t think it was THE first. But it was definitely the first one I read like... RIGHT AFTER she posted it.

-Tendo comforting s/o who’s parents yell - hits very close to home for me, and I just wanted him to come whisk me away the first time I read this

-7MIH with Tendo  -hehe I love this more than anything. Also Ushijima’s ONE line makes me CACKLE. I’m in love with this one

-This two part series with Atsumu (1) (2) -haha I reread these too often

-Kneel to Pray  (Sakusa) -I have not even one criticism or negative thought. Not one. And I’ve read this TOO many times.

-Tough boys are soft for you - two of the best boys

- Countdown to Christmas - Days 6,7,11, and 12 are the ones I reread the most

THIS IS SO BAD!! I WENT STRAIGHT TO THESE AND DIDN’T THINK IT WAS THAT MANY COS I REREAD THESE ONES REGULARLY. (And there’s a lot more theatre good. Please explore her blog! It’s WONDERFUL) Sorry for spending too much time on Em’s blog, but also.... not sorry cos she’s amazing and all of these pieces inspire me.  I’ll try to be fast for the rest of these ahfihfadsfsjfh.

 @star-puff (catch a theme of me being scared of talented authors)’s piece La Lune and her Fleur d’Amour event (search #fleur d’amour on her blog) are so creative and beautiful and truly show how talented she is. She’s amazing. EDIT: I’m adding this as soon as I’ve read it because it just made me cry. Omg. Read this. Tsukishima royalty AU it is angst though so 👀 read at your own risk. EDIT: On GOD Meg could murder me and I’d say thanks. Please read this beautiful time stamp shit it makes me HAPPY. 

UPDATE: And Meg is now responsible for the most canon Tsukki piece I’ve ever read. 

There’s a cute SMAU called Sunshine by @pudding-head-kenma and idk how she does it. It’s so good. I could never tell a story this complex, THIS WELL, using only text messages and tweets and such. She also does mini headcanons that are REALLY cute.

Anything and everything by @haik-choo is gold. Literal gold. The way she writes Tsukishima is IMMACULATE. Toxic headcanons, mischaracterizations all of its gold. And she’s a beautiful shitposter. She drops shit that makes me CACKLE at the most random times. All of it is a big yes for me.

UPDATE: this is gold.

Of course I’ve read In Another Life and OF COURSE I sobbed. Took me AN HOUR to read because I kept having to take breaks to just.... sob. VERY MUCH A HEAVY DUTY ANGST. Not for the weak of heart. BokuAka. This is probably the oldest piece I’ve read that still HITS for me. 

There are other pieces but I can’t remember them.... probably will come back and add to this post later.

Thank you for this ask. Thank you for being so kind and inspiring. I was kinda worried about releasing anything I’ve ever written and still get nervous sometimes so this ask makes me feel a hell of a lot better and makes me feel like I’m joining a WONDERFUL community like... Look at all that talent ^^^^.

[spacepanda7]

Inarizaki at a practice match, before the twins dyed their hair:

Aran, gesturing at Atsumu: Okay, Atsumu, if you set to Gin next-

Atsumu: I'm Osamu! Honestly, Aran-kun, you call yourself our childhood friend?

Aran: No, I don't. You two call me that. But anyway, if Atsumu sets to Gin, we're both on the same side, and it'll look like it's going to me again.

Atsumu: I can do that. Only kidding by the way, I am Atsumu.

Aran:

Aran: Why do I associate with you two.

Hinata: We have to get along! If the four of us don't figure out how to work together, the Vice Principal will throw us in detention for forever! Or worse, Daichi-san and Suga-san won't let us play volleyball!

Tsukki, to Yamaguchi: He has got to sort out his priorities.

Coach Yamiji: Now, Bokuto, stand here and repeat this four times. I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.

Bokuto, in emo mode: I am a volleyball player, not a baboon brandishing a ball.

Bokuto: *looking confused*

Bokuto: Aghaaaaaashi, what does brandish mean?

Yamaguchi: Why are Hinata and Kageyama sprinting to the gym?

Tsukishima: Because that's what they do. When confused, race to the court. They're volleyball idiots.

Karasuno first years, in their third year:

Tsukishima, exasperated: Hinata, how could I have suffered three years of being on the same team as you and still think short people can't fight on the court?

Hinata:

Hinata, beaming: Tsukki, did you just give me a COMPLIMENT?!

Tsukki, walking away: No.

Hinata: You did! Tsukki! I knew you cared!

Tsukki: You are delusional.

Yaku, after yelling at Lev: Do you understand?

Lev: Yes.

Yaku: Yes, senpai.

Lev, confused: There's no need to call me senpai just because I'm so much taller than you, Yaku-san.

Yaku:

Lev:

Kuroo: Well, that's it then. Guess we need to find ourselves a new freakishly tall middle blocker. Because Yaku is going to murder him.

Kenma, sighing: Lev is an idiot.

Inarizaki second years after a loud Miya twin fight got them kicked out of the stadium:

Gin: If you make us go through this again, I swear, I will-

Atsumu, the captain: What, vice-captain? Bench us?

Osamu: Ban us from practice?

Gin: No. But I will call Kita-san.

Miyas:

Atsumu, nervously: You wouldn't.

Gin: I would.

Kosaku: He would.

Suna, recording the whole thing: Ohhhhhhhhhh, you two are in deep shit.

Semi, after ranting about Shirabu: Well, I hate it! I hate him, but I don't, and I hate that I don't! I feel like I'm going insane!

Tendou: Ha! Conflicting feelings. I've been there. Don't worry about it! You're just as sane as I am.

Semi:

Semi: Great. Thanks.

Yamagata: Okay Tendou, I don't think you understand just how absolutely NOT reassuring that was.

Tendou: You all just don't appreciate my wisdom and insight! Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean everyone has.

Iwaizumi, done with Oikawa: Oh my God Oikawa! What is wrong with you? Is there anything but volleyballs bouncing in that empty head of yours???

Oikawa, winking suggestively: Well, Iwa-Chan, I could make your head just as empty as mine. Just tell me when and where.

Iwaizumi, watching Oikawa strut away: *iwaizumi.exe has stopped working*

Matsukawa, dying of laughter with Hanamaki: You know what, I agree with you about our dear captain on so many counts, but you can't deny: he's got style.

Shiratorizawa third years attempting to help Tendou flirt with Ushijima:

Reon: Well, we can start simple. Try telling him a joke? You're good at that.

Semi: Pffft, Wakatoshi wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him, jump serving volleyballs at his face.

Tendou, sadly: Yeah. I've tried, believe me.

James: What's strange about me being kind and wanting to help out my dear brother and his dear friend?

Albus:

Scorpius:

James: You don't have to look at me like that, you know.

...

Scorpius: As long as I'm here, we're invincible!

Albus: Maybe you should stop freaking out before you declare stuff like that.

Scorpius: Rude! I am Malfoy the Unanxious right now!