#oifl asks

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Just came from your Wattpad and read Ohio Is For Lovers, Joe in the series simply reminded of the “You were my baby, my fucking cinnamon apple” vine 😂 I loved it btw, hope you get to writing again ❤️

I just saw this! But this is so funny 😂 Maybe I should have thrown that in there somewhere lmao

But thank you so much for reading🖤

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idea: joe and the lawyer run off together

LMFAOOOOO and they lived happily ever after 🖤

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no one would shame her for leaking the story of the ex’s baby to the press and ruin him…. she’s a confidential source so she wouldn’t be named

maybe it’s payton, maybe it’s mariana, maybe it y/n idk

NOT YOU TOO!!! 😂😂

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I thought nothing was going to come close to OIFL Joe but nope, you topped it with WG Joe 😂

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OIFL Joe & Y/N (he’s obviously SpongeBob singing) 😂

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRc4HjF3/

I'M SCREAMING!!! 😭

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Are you posting tn??

I think I might....only if y'all really want it. Poll moment? I'll give it two hours to marinate on here and see 👀

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Y/N asks Joe is she can eat his ass out and he says yes and so she does

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Joe didn’t just finish inside her ……….

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A convo between OIFL Joe and CW Joe

OIFL Joe: idk why but my girl who isn’t really my girl but I like to think she is my girl wants me to give her some space but I love to cuddle every second. She is furious why I bought her a Bugatti and a castle for us to live together. I want to drive her everywhere but she declined. I even tried to buy her a private island for us to vacation on, but she smacked me. I got us a cute dog that we can take care of and she had the audacity to tell me that we didn’t go on a proper date so she wants me to stop love bombing her. So then I got us a goat to take care of instead and she is pissed.

CW Joe: My actual girl wants people to know that we are together. However I want to keep her a secret for now. She wants to move in with me, but I declined. Even though she is always staying at my place.

OIFL Joe: There’s nothing wrong with hiding and being secretive. You should be able to hide her and she should understand why. If anything you can pay her rent.

CW Joe: I offered and she said no. I told her I need time more time and I need to talk to my publicist. Women are complicated.

OIFL Joe: how long have you guys dated?

CW Joe: 4 years

OIFL Joe: hmmm that’s not enough time at all

CW Joe: that’s what I am saying! I need another four more years to really think if I want to hold hands with her as we are walking down the street.

OIFL Joe: I feel you! But I cannot resist making out with my girl in public. She gets mad at me at times because people have been calling the Cincinnati Slut but I told her I have urges that I cannot control. I am scared if people think I am a manwhore though.

CW Joe: that’s my main issue! I cannot imagine what people would say once they find out I have a girlfriend. I really want to value my privacy.

OIFL Joe: I like to value my privacy but not my girl’s privacy. So I feel you. But people are saying so much about us such as we are dating swimsuit models, Patrick Mahomes is better than us, we are dumb without our appendix, and people make fun of our grey jeans all the time.

CW Joe: its different though because I want to keep my personal life very separate from my professional life.

OIFL Joe: I understand. You did negative things wrong here and I hope your girl comes around being hidden.

CW Joe: Thank you! I hope your girl is okay with you buying her expensive stuff she doesn’t need.

OIFL Joe: Thank you! Speaking of that, I need to stop by Chanel and buy her 50 bags.

CW Joe: Why does she need 50 bags?

OIFL Joe: I don’t like the bag she uses from Walmart so I thought I can get her 50 from Chanel. However she gets upset when I make fun of her Walmart bag. I want to buy her 50 different colors too!

CW Joe: Women are so needy!

OIFL Joe: Agreed

I AM SCREAMIMG 😭😭😭

This is so fucking funny, I love it 😂

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i find it so hilarious how most of the inbox messages for OIFL are just readers wanting Joe to experience the worse situations possible to try and ruin his life 😭

(but Joe has put Y/N through some rough patches in her life the past few months, so maybe he deserves it!)

It has cracked me up so much! He has been getting jumped for like two weeks now 😂

^literally OIFL Joe getting beat up by the OIFL readers.

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JhDkY4/

Y/N & Joe’s baby while they’re having their 1726162 fight

LMFAOOOO they even have a little bucket hat and everything 😂

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Joe: hey I know you have been through so much and you're pregnant right now but can we focus on me?

Y/N: okay lets do that

Joe: Awesome! Okay, I wrote a 15k-word essay about why you shouldn't go to Rhode Island. I also bought you a house in Ohio. I called your boss and told them that you would like to work from home now. Oh and also I bought you a brand new lambo.

Y/N: Joe why did you do all that???

Joe takes his keys and leaves the house

I AM SCREAMING!!!!! 😂😂

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are we getting OIFL this weekend?🤧

Yes! 🫶🏽

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They haven't went out on a proper date however

1) Joe says he loves her twice

2) She takes care of Joe in his toughest day

3) Joe wants to take care of her in her toughest day

4) Joe bought her an iPhone and diamond earrings

5) She is carrying Joe’s baby

6) Joe cannot sleep without keeping his hands to himself

7) Joe made dinner for her

8) They spent valentines Day together

9) They already act like a married couple

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the baby that’s not joes was driving the truck because it’s pissed that it wasn’t joes baby and that’s it’s some random’s baby

LMFAOOO "it's"

I am screaming!!!!

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My hatred for Joe has dissolved a bit in the series