#oibokuroo

[slicesofapple]

On the dance floor, they end up with Tooru's back to Tetsurou's chest, grinding into him, Kotarou  moving in from the front, wrapping his arms around both of them and kissing Tooru so deeply that Hajime yells, over the music, "Get a #(*$#) room already!"

[lovelynakahara]

She by Dodie on my oibokuroo playlist bc I hc that both Oikawa and Kuroo use she/her pronouns sometimes and THE PINING

[mionjazri]

Some oibokuro that I've been craving

[theshinsun]

Shinsun’s Haikyuu!! master fic rec list

Yeah so...I figured I should make a list for haikyuu!! as long as I’ve made one for KNB. This one’s probably gonna be just as long.

KNB list here.

Again, stars by the ones I consider must-reads, but otherwise these are in no particular order

*jaywalkers by Batman – (mainly KuroTsuki, also DaiSuga, BokuAka, etc, multichapter/series, completed) This college AU is...to date, probably the best use of fanfiction as a medium that I’ve ever seen. I’d recommend this fic to everyone who enjoys Haikyuu!!, everyone who enjoys college shenanigans, and really anyone who just enjoys a good story. Jaywalkers is a novel, jam-packed with humor and feelings and rich character arcs and little moments that feel so real and hit so hard that you’d swear you’ve experienced them yourself. The language is beautiful, and so is the story, it’s so worth reading through at least once. (I’ve probably re-read it close to four times now, and this author’s writing style has significantly impacted my own).

*the courtship ritual of the hercules beetle by kittebasu – (IwaOi, multichapter, completed) Stumbled across this fic on someone else’s rec list, and dove right in without realizing it was over 60k words...but it was so worth it. Oikawa is an entomologist, Iwaizumi is an Olympic volleyball player and is avoiding him. There is humor, there is angst, there are postmodernist time period switches, this fic is a ride and I love it.

*I like the way your clothes smell by Mysecretfanmoments – (KageHina, multichapter, completed) I would be hard-pressed to find a Haikyuu!! shipper that hasn’t read this fic by now, but on the off chance you haven’t, what are you waiting for? It’s KageHina awkwardly trying to figure out how to be together for 20 chapters and it’s great.

*romance  ‘n’ all that jazz by rarepairenabler – (GoshiHina, oneshot) Musician AU! Goshiki and Hinata both want to play their respective instruments on the same street corner…rivalry and hijinks and eventual feelings ensue. This fic kinda gives off a Kids on the Slope vibe and the language is at turns gorgeous and hilarious, I definitely recommend giving this a read.

*Last Year’s Wishes Are This Year’s Apologies by Zee – (UshiOi, oneshot) A really good UshiOi fic in which Oikawa is rude, and then drunk, and then even more rude…also I remember a blowjob scene in there somewhere that had a significant impact on my smut-writing style…if that tells you anything.

*The Dream That Wakes You Up by rarepairenabler – (OiKuroo, multichapter, completed) One of the best fake dating AUs I’ve ever read, in which Oikawa is a sex god and Kuroo inevitably catches feelings for him but then there’s the whole fake dating rules thing of course.

Daredevil on the Slope by Smokey310 – (BokuAkaKuroTsuki, multichapter, completed) Roadtrip fic with the OT4! I love Smokey’s writing tbh it’s just the right amount of ridiculous and sincere and it gets me every time.

Only The Jellyfish Know by Anonymous – (IwaOi, oneshot) It’s the Seijou third years being hilarious dorks and also best friends on the last day of their last year in school together.

moonfall by Batman - (KuroTsuki, oneshot) Again, Batman’s writing shines in a league all it’s own, in this modern magic/witch AU about the five things of Kuroo’s that show up at Tsukishima’s house, and the one thing that never left.

#SnapShots by freakofnature – (KageHina, KuroKen, etc, multichapter, in progress) It’s the pastel punk au that handles gender nonconformity with surprising…realism? I dunno, I kinda want to say comfort, like the author seems really comfortable with writing trans folks and as a trans folk myself I say kudos, ‘cause I seriously struggle with that shit.

the perfect stranger by downmoon – (DaiSuga, multichapter, completed) Now if you know me, you know I’m a sucker for single dad AU. This one’s got single dad Daichi and it is...perfect. Also Kageyama and Hinata are little kids! I love this fic it just makes me smile every time I read it please go read it so you can smile too.

right in the head by Mysecretfanmoments – (BokuAka, multichapter, completed) It’s a zombie apocalypse AU! With all the drama and bloodshed you’d expect from that, but also a couple surprising twists and turns that set it apart from the rest. A bit of a long read, but a good one.

Apple Curry by inkleafclover - (TeruDai, oneshot) A really adorable single dad!AU with Daichi and Terushima, cooking things, and Kageyama as Daichi’s son which is just...precious. This one is short but so cute.

To Build a Home by rarepairenabler …Actually fuck it anything by rarepairenabler it’s all gold. this one, though…is a oneshot, with OiBoKuroo (idk what their ship name is) as neighbors and BoKuroo are already together and Oikawa is crushing hard and it plays out pretty much how you’d expect. Amber’s writing is phenomenal though, I’d give all their fics a go at least once.

Nishinoya The Brave by azumanishi –  (implied AsaNoya, oneshot) This one is super short but the payoff is fantastic. It’s literally a joke, but the punchline is so damn good and well-timed it gets me every time. Always worth a read.

Disney’s “Tsukishima The Reverse Mermaid” by Smokey310 – (BoKuroTsuki, multichapter, completed) Department store/stuck in an elevator AU. I had to dig to try and find this one again but I really love it, as always with Smokey’s writing it’s equal turns of humor and emotions and that just makes for a good read.

Cloudy With a Chance of UFOs by masi – (UshiOi, oneshot) Here it is, the fic that made me ship UshiOi. Oikawa’s a space enthusiast, Ushijima’s a farmer I think? They meet when Ushijima discovers a crop circle in his wheat field.

World Will Follow After by Authoress – (DaiSuga, oneshot) Biker Daichi and ice cream shop employee Sugawara. What could go wrong?

now, keiji by livecement – (BokuAka, oneshot)  Bokuto helps Akaashi when he needs to relax...it’s definitely effective *winkwonk* This one features stubborn Akaashi and dominating Bokuto and we all need that, right?

What Are We Drinking Anyway by Smokey310 – (TsukiKage, oneshot, plus some unrequited OiKage) I wouldn’t usually ship this but this fic like…understands that these two don’t really work together and the only reason they do here is because they’re drunk. It’s really well-written and witty and I enjoy it. Also Kageyama calls Tsukishima a hippopotamus at one point.

love and victory by bigspoonnoya – (KageHina, oneshot…but also part of a series) In this one Karasuno loses to Shiratorizawa (eventually), but still, some things never change.

favorite color? by rarepairenabler – (BokuAka, oneshot) just a really adorable little fic about Akaashi’s preferred method of dealing with Bokuto’s spiraling.

Defectio Solis by Moami – (KageHina, oneshot) Hinata’s stopped talking to Kageyama, and he slowly self-destructs as he tries to figure out why.

Yaku and the Beanstalk by Mysecretfanmoments – (LevYaku, oneshot) Lev gets his arm stuck in a vending machine…because of course he does…and Yaku has to deal with him.

Timeless (We Have 30 Days) by glass_owl – (IwaOi, oneshot) And finally, this angst monster. Basically it’s a universe where a number appears on you a certain amount of time before you’re supposed to die. Iwaizumi finds out Oikawa’s been numbered. Enough said.

[notsuchasecret]

How about 19. “I can’t stay away from you” from the sappy prompts for OiBoKuroo? I love your writing!!

Threemore days. Three more days before Oikawa was to come home andeverything would be right in Koutarou’s life. Three more days ofutter and complete misery.

“Kouta,you’re being dramatic,” Kuroo said, running his fingers gentlythrough Koutarou’s hair and smiling. Koutarou sniffled and snuggleda little closer. “What, am I not enough for you?”

“No,you are!” Koutarou cried, sitting upright and squishing Kuroo’scheeks between his hands. “Don’t ever think you’re not! I loveyou so much!”

Kuroosmiled as best as he could with Koutarou smashing his face in new andodd directions. “Iknow you do,” he slurred.

“Good.”Koutarou let him go and flopped back down onto his shoulder. “Ijust. I miss him. It’s not right when one of us is gone.”

“Ihave good news for you, then,” Kuroo said, checking something onhis phone. Koutarou cocked his head at him, but before he couldanswer there came the sound of a key turning in the lock. Koutarouturned as though in a dream to see the front door opening and Oikawastepping through, a sheepish smile on his face.

“I’mhome,” he said softly.

“WELCOMEHOME, TOORU!” Koutarou bellowed, launching himself across the roomto throw his arms around Oikawa. He lifted him up into the air andspun around, listening to Oikawa’s squealing laughter. Kuroo joinedin, and the world seemed to slow.

Koutaroulowered Oikawa to the ground and buried his nose in his shoulder,closing his eyes and taking in the scent and the warmth and thereality of him.

“Whatare you doing here?” he breathed, holding Oikawa tighter.

“Oh,Kouta-chan,” Oikawa whispered, running his hands up and downKoutarou’s back. “I can’t stay away from you.”

Koutarouvaguely heard Kuroo getting up from the couch and padding over tothem, not really aware of the movement until Kuroo’sarms wrapped around the two of them.

“Hegot special permission from his coach to come home in time for ouranniversary,” Kuroo said quietly.

“Ihad to grovel,” Oikawa said when Koutarou looked up at him indisbelief. “And I had to run so many extra laps. But it was worthit to come home and see your beautiful face. Happy anniversary,Kouta-chan, Tetsu-chan.”

“Happyanniversary,” Kuroo said.

“Happyanniversary.” Koutarou closed his eyes again and let himself floataway on this happiness.

[asightofdreams]

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Bokuto Koutarou/Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou/Kuroo Tetsurou/Oikawa Tooru (hints)

Characters: Bokuto Koutarou, Kuroo Tetsurou, Oikawa Tooru, others

Chapters: 1/1

Summary:

Kuroo huffs out some air and runs a hand through his hair, looking at Bokuto in disbelief. “So, let me see if I got this straight. You found a lost kitsune.” Bokuto nods. “You brought him home.” Bokuto nods again. “And now you want us to help him get his shrine, that was apparently overrun by some nasty crow demons, back.” “That’s right.” Kuroo sighs and rubs his forehead. “You know, our clients are usually more on the human side.” Suddenly, he hears the sound of the toilet flushing and Oikawa’s head pops up in a corner as he excitedly yells, “Oh my god, you guys have a water bowl where the water whirls around?!” Kuroo watches him for a moment before turning away. “I need a drink.”

This is my exchange gift for @makoto-is-a-good-boy, for the @fantasyhaikyuuexchange!! The creature I was assigned was the Kitsune and writing this was a blast. I hope you like it!!

[gyamburu]

kuroo calls oikawa w a -kun honorific despite being the same age.............. that is.............. such a kuroo thing to do..................

[washymylifeaway]

Haikyuu fanfic recs for ones I liked hehe

EDIT: I made a pt 2

Anyway, as the title suggests, I am recommending some fanfics for popular(ish) ships that I personally really enjoyed! I’m only doing one or two fics per ship (which in hindsight is KILLING me so I’m just putting the first fics I find and am like I really liked that one LOL) because I wanted to do a shorter fic rec list (tho watch this become super long LOL). I also may or may not be procrastinating finishing a couple other long posts, so there’s that hehe. For the (kinda but not really) public consensus for best fics per ship (by kudo count) check out some of my other posts. Also I’m putting some ships I don’t actually read much of (OOPS LOL) so if you think that there’s a fic that fits my type (if I even have a consistent type) better, pls tell me LOL. Otherwise, pls continue heh :)

As always, pls check WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARIES for fics before reading to make sure you’re taking care of yourselves (since mental health is key!) and stay healthy!

IwaOI:

The Loyalty of a Traitor by DeathBelle (E) 76.9k // ok so does me liking this fic make me basic cause I feel basic LOL. I really love mafia fics, and the way the story line developed was SO good, like IN LOVE with this story. This is a fic where you should read WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARY before diving in, but if the length scares you, don’t be. It’s so easy to fall in and get lost in the writing!

the courtship ritual of the hercules beetle by kittebasu (chanyeol) (T) 66.3k // again, basic? Probably LOL but it’s good so I have no shame ;) Again, pls don’t let the word count scare you (cause it scared me LOL), you get really into it after like 2 paragraphs, so just make sure you have enough time to finish hehe.

KuroKen:

Thicker Than Blood by kylar (M) 91.4k // are you surprised that there is another mafia one? You really shouldn’t be LOL. Anyway, I’ll just be here pushing my mafia fanfic agenda while you read this monster of a fic hehe :) Definitely read WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARY because there is some very sensitive topics involved! I also adore the oibokuroo friendship headcannon, so more reasons to read, right?

Liked, Commented and Subscribed by Royal Society of Pandas (Abarcelos) (T) 45.7k // this fic is SO funny omg. I read it and I had to stop so many times just to laugh because I could not stop sometimes LOL. However, there IS angst towards the end, it gets resolved, but it’s still there... But honestly, it just adds such depth and flavor to the fic, so pls read it!

BokuAka:

bang! now we're even by Authoress (M) 11.9k // so I’ll be honest, I don’t read a lot of BokuAka (...oops?) and so I wouldn’t consider myself as the best person to be recommending fics for this ship (in general too LOL).... ANyway, I love myself some good spy AUs (was gonna put that IwaOi spy AU but the LIMIT), and Akaashi in a dress? Like the tags might state, what more do you need? The characters are done beautifully, and the story development is SO good, so I give you all my humble BokuAka rec.

Crisis Converted by valiantarmor (M) 60k // man do I really love fighting in my fics LOL. This was super good and the plot itself kept me really engaged (what a twist omg). It does talk a bit about mental health issues, but it’s done so well, and they really did this AU justice!

DaiSuga:

How to Manage by SuggestiveScribe (E) 39.3k // ok so yea yea we established, I’m basic, BUT can you blame me? This might’ve been one of the first DaiSuga’s I’ve read and I have no regrets. Literally, this fic series is one of my favorites, so OF COURSE I had to add it somewhere :D Honestly, I don’t even think you need to read the first one to understand what’s going on, but I would just cause it has some funny DaiSuga moments too ;) This is explicit for PWP, so proceed with caution~~

Add New Contact by booksong (G) 8.5k // this one! It’s so cute and poor Daichi LOL. He really out here doing the most,,, Anyway, we love tech Suga, and a nice dash of snarky tsukki (LOL is he salt, yes yes he is). It’s very fluff and pine, so if you want to read Daichi having gay panic like 24/7, go right ahead LOL. 

SakuAtsu:

Burden of Blame by DeathBelle (E) 91.2k // ummmm, haha what, another mafia AU? Me, predictable? Noooo, never..... Anyway, this one was so freakin’ good like, love it so much! It’s one of my favorite mafia AU fics, and I love the story line progression. Poor Atsumu being dragged into this mess, but it’s okay because THEY are IN LOVE. Honestly, this fic is Atsumu best boy like he is the best boy. BEST BOY.

Notte Stellata by awkwardedgeworth (T) 20.9k // I ignored all of the other fics I LOVE in this ship (like the pain I’m in rn), but I love this fic with my whole heart. Like I have reread this fic multiple multiple times because I love it so much (tho I might’ve skipped the angst a couple of times cause I didn’t want the pain okay?). I keep coming back, and the second fic in this series is SO funny and cute and I love it here. Please read it, it’s so FREAKING good, angst and ALL.

KyouHaba:

Team Mom by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead (T) 2.7k // so as I was going through this tag (because that’s what I do LOL), I remembered this fic and I love it. Like yes Yahaba is the fear factor and yes Kyoutani is the DAD. I really like the team dynamics in this one, and the first years make me laugh pls.

Camellias by kiyala (T) 1.9k // IK you’re all like, you’re missing such great fics, like no I’m not I just made myself hate myself by limiting fics to two per,,, I love this fic and when I starting looking for this ship, it was the first one I thought of hehe. I really love magic and their interactions are so cute and the PLANTS ARE DOING THE MOST. Pls read both in the series, cause domestic KyouHaba is best KyouHaba ngl LOL. I love the plants, and if you read the second one, someone tell the trees to stop bullying Yahaba.

MatsuHana:

This gets annoying fast, Makki by Ink_stained_quills (G) 2.3k // IM IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC PLS I COULD NOT STOP CRYING TEARS OF LAUGHTER. This AU needs more fics PLEASE. It was SO freakin’ funny and the other teams KILLED ME. Like how they all approached the problem differently and how some of them (KUROO) asked for help LOL. Please this is so freaking funny go read it.

boiled frogs by reginagalaxia (E) 91.5k // I told myself I was gonna put my most angsty fics on another post (which I will for my other favorite MatsuHana angst fic which I love), but this fic. Omg I saw it and I was like I have to. Literally I have to. I hate angst, but read it. It, the, plot, omg, I jjfnsfknalkjdnf ljksan. Like I’m not sure you understand. This fic. asjfjfsadnldjb. I never thought I could hate a character SO MUCH,,,, like SO MUCH. READ TAGS, WARNINGS, AND SUMMARIES because some serious stuff really goes down. Bless Iwa-chan.

SunaOsa:

Accidentally in Love by pancake_surprise (T) 19.6k // JOSE CUERVO strikes. I love this fic and all the chaos in it. The way they were supposed to be the responsible couple (of friends LOL),,, sike. This one is only a slight angst and it’s mostly love and fun :) Also technically this is no longer the first fic in the series, but I’m still putting this one cause the other one is SakuAtsu orientated hehe :)

Spring Secrets by DeathBelle (T) 3.8k // Seasons might be one of my favorite (as all things also seem to be) series of all times. I don’t like rerecommending fics I’ve already said to read, which is why I’m not yelling at you to go read a certain other fic (which is my life and blood). Anyway, this fic series is all fluff barely angst (maybe that’s why I like it) but it’s so freakin good pls read it all ahhhhhh.

Komori/Suna (what is their ship name):

I wish to live in a world by hatsuna (T) 24.8k // ok ngl this fic was so sad and relatable? Like I was like wtf why are you making me cry rn even though like I shouldn’t be? My heart? Pain. (Hotel? Trivago.) Technically, this is END GAME but the main pairing is kinda SakuAtsu???? Something of the sort, but also their relationship (Komori and Sakusa) is written so well and idk guys I think you need to read this fic rn.

Ah the two fic limit hurt me, but fear not I am making ship specific rec posts (LOL I’m so dramatic), so if you wanted more of a ship,,,, its a coming hehe. And yes I did say I’m making an angsty fic rec post, but we’ll see if it gets finished before I side-track with posts like these LOL.

[moramewhq]

oibokuroo brain goes bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[biobliterator]

No joke but like brot3 (or even ot3) Oikawa, Kuroo, and Bokuto is what gets me up in the morning and makes life worth living

[lovelynakahara]

I am,,, mcthinking abt,,, oibokuroo,,, they're all holding hands,,,, 🥺🥺

[loveisinthe-aira-blog]

ohhhhh i would love to see your headcanons about oikawa and iwaizumi :D

Character ask thing

@idevon , @emerald-psyche , gonna answer ya’ll here (apart from your ask about Kiri, Emmie). Thank you so very much for asking me! 💖💖

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OIKAWA TOORU

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual.

Gender Headcanon: male.

A ship I have with said character: iwaoi/oiiwa of courrrrse! 

A BROTP I have with said character: I love the silly friendship Oi has with matsuhanas. But I’ll add a (sorta) crack brotp and also say oibokuroo. Gee.

A NOTP I have with said character: both ushioi and oikage, kinda. I don’t really hate these ships that much, but I don’t like em either. Conflictual relationships are not my thing. I prefer the “perfect trust” kind, heh.

A random headcanon: he hates when someone touches or worse, ruffles his hair. Not bc he spends hours styling it (just a lot of long minutes, okay???), but he doesn’t like looking unkempt and his thin hair gets dirty like nothing, really.But of course, Iwa-chan has always been tacitly allowed to touch it.During first year, Mattsun and Makki noticed that Iwa had the habit of messing up Oikawa’s hair whenever Oikawa was the one to mess up with him. Every time, Oikawa would act extremely offended, but never be actually so, therefore Makki and Mattsun thought they could do that, too. When they did, however, Oikawa held a grudge all day long, and actually raised a hand to shield his hair whenever they raised theirs to pat his shoulder or something.And so matsuhanas understood that was an Iwaizumi-thing only. During the years, they found out that, god help them, there were a lot more.

General Personal Opinion over said character (cuz it’s too hard to give unbiased opinions on my babies): probably the best written character in haikyuu. He’s so human, with all his flaws and strong points. He grew up so much from the first season and I’m so proud of him. I really hope we’ll get to see him grow a lot more in university.

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IWAIZUMI HAJIME

Sexuality Headcanon: homosexual.

Gender Headcanon: male.

A ship I have with said character: I’ll say iwaoi/oiiwa till the end of times.

A BROTP I have with said character: same as above, with dorky matsuhanas. But! I also love iwakyo, iwakin, and crackish iwakage. Iwa is the best senpai, after all.

A NOTP I have with said character: I don’t really have one? Maybe crackish iwadai, but it’s not an actual notp. I just see them better as would-be buddies. 

A random headcanon: he’s weak af when it comes to being tickled, especially at his feeties and sides. Just poke him and he’ll squirm like he’s covered in ants. But you better not do it, if you’re not ready for the consequences.Of course, Oikawa doesn’t know better. But it’s only because he loves Iwa-chan’s embarrassingly loud laugh.

General Personal Opinion over said character (cuz it’s too hard to give unbiased opinions on my babies): I hate drawing his angry hair, okay?! He’s straightforward. He’s no tsundere. He’s no ultimate top nor sex god. He’s no shy, ukeish bottom. He may care aggressively, but oh, how much he cares. He doesn’t say things to hurt, he just shouts the hard truth and apologizes right away if he thinks he’s been too harsh. He’s not always angry. He’s a dork. He’s sassy. His smile is the purest thing.And he’s too often mischaracterized.

[yaboyshoyo]

Don't even get me started on Haikyuu, I ship literally all the possible rarepairs. Like, Oibokuroo? Absolute gold

So many ships I can’t see the ocean any more.

[minyardcva]

HQ!! tag

tagged by @chxngsey, ily   💕

Top 3 favourite characters: Oikawa, Kuroo, Atsumu this was hard holy fuck i feel like i’ve betrayed some characters rip me

OTP(s): iwaoi, bokuroo, matsuhana

Favourite brOTPs/friendship groups: Karasuno first years!!!

OT3/4/5s: matsuhanaiwaoi, bokuakakuroken, oibokuroo

Favourite manager: Yukie Shirofuku i’d die for her

Favourite adult character: Saeko!!!!!

Favourite captain: why are you like this Oikawa

Favourite setter: man, I love the whole setter squad with my entire being, but you know it’s always gonna be Oikawa

Favourite libero: Yaku

Favourite wing spiker: Iwa chan all the way, although Bo is not too far behind

Favourite middle blocker: the kitty cat~ Kuroo 

Favourite hairstyle: gOD this is a hard one I can’t choose one lol, so Oikawa, Suga,Terushima and Atsumu

Favourite uniform (school uniform or team jersey): Nekoma

Character you think you’re most like: Oikawa! Tbh I didn’t really like him in the beginning shush i know until i realized how similar we are in so many ways, and how relatable he is. 

Character you would marry: Oikawa

Character you want to be best friends with: gosh, do i have to choose just one?? ;; Suga or Kuroo

Character(s) you think deserved more screentime/more appearances in the manga (explanation is optional): the entire Seijoh team tbh. I love them so much, I would love to see more of them. I just think there is so much we still don’t know. Matsuhana’s background story, how the third years met each other and became such good friends, Oikawa’s first days of being the captain, just pure team interaction between them, goofing around, i’d die to see that and so much more

Character(s) you think deserve(s) more love from the fandom: Ushiwaka!! I’m a die-hard Seijoh stan, but I’m not gonna judge him just by his interactions with Oikawa. He is so much more than that, and I’m sorry there are people that don’t realize that.

Character(s) you would probably defend w/ ur life: Oikawa tbh he’s the reason why I started to love myself. I though I’m so unrecognizable and nothing special with my brown eyes and brow hair, I didn’t think I was special at all. I know it sounds silly, but seeing him really helped improve my confidence

If you had to pick, would you rather–

Be Karasuno’s manager or Nekoma’s manager: Nekoma! Shitty boys all the way

Sit next to Kenma OR Akaashi in class: hoo boi. Akaashi sorry Kenma ily

Be Seijoh’s manager OR Fukurodani’s manager: SEIJOH

Get to ruffle Kuroo’s hair OR Terushima’s hair: aaargh another hard one. Kuroo

Be victim to BoKuro’s memeing OR MatsuHana’s memeing OR TanaNoya’s memeing: THIS IS TORTURE Bokuroo i’m so sorry matsuhana

Tie Kunimi’s hair up (2 ponytails) OR throw glitter in Kindaichi’s hair: Tie Kunimi’s hair up!!

Work at Shimada Mart OR Sakanoshita Store: Sakanoshita

See Kindaichi OR Bokuto OR Tendou with their hair down: Bo~

Share a dorm with Ushijima OR Semi: Semi-chan~

Spend a day with Misaki Hana OR Shirofuku Yukie: Shirofuku Yukie

Work on a project with Kyoutani, Yahaba and Watari OR Aone, Futakuchi and Moniwa: Seijoh boys all the way

Get sassed by Futakuchi OR Tsukishima: Futakuchi

Spend a day with Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Hanamaki & Matsukawa OR spend a day with Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi & Kenma: oh my god i hate you so so much. iwaoimatsuhana

Wear an alien-patterned zip-up hoodie over a shirt that says “I WANT TO BELIEVE” OR wear a dinosaur-patterned zip-up hoodie over a shirt that says “Saltasaurus”:  I WANT TO BELIEVE

i’m a space nerd lol

holy fuck this was so fun, but so hard

I can’t tag anyone rn bc I’m being late oops, but I will as soon as I come home!

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tag meme

I was tagged by @chibiichani (thank you so much for tagging me!)

Goal: tag people you want to get to know better!

Relationship Status: eternally in love with Oikawa Tooru  single

Favorite color: anything pastel, but especially mint or peach

Lipstick or Chapstick: both, depends on if I want to wear a full face of makeup or not

Last song I listened to: The Mowgli’s - Clean Light

Last movie I watched: Wonder Woman

Top three TV shows: Haikyuu!! (fucking duh), Boku no Hero Academia, My Brother My Brother and Me

Top three characters: lmao bitch you already know Oikawa Tooru - Haikyuu!!(my love, my life, the reason I breathe), Guts - Berserk, Iwaizumi Hajime - Haikyuu!!

Top three ships: IWAOI DON’T EVEN FUCK WITH ME, oibokuroo, teruhina

i tag @maymalade, @iwa-chan-hajime, @oppairin, @aonetakanobus, @brokkoli-san, @daisho-u, @miya-atsumu-miya-osamu and @yaha-ba 

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KuroKen MasterList (WIP)

All the KuroKen fics I’ve recommended up to 02/13/2022! To count how many there are, control f “//“ (without the “ ofc, but with a space at the end) and it’ll tell you :) (from my count, there should be around 28 but that doesn’t account for each individual fic in a series!)

shions_heart // so ignore me finding loopholes in my own post hehe. ANYWAYS, I love this writer and their KuroKen stuff? FLAWLESS. There’s a reason why if you look in the KuroKen tag they appear multiple multiple multiple times,,,, IT CAUSE THEY’RE SO GOOD AT WRITING AHHHHHH.

todxrxki // again ignore, bUT THIS WRITER YESYESYES. They wrote some of my ALL TIME FAVORITE KUROKEN fics and their fluff is SO tooth rottingly sweeeeeet!!!! I ADORE their fics, go read them!!

i’ll make you happy (just wait and see) by newamsterdam (T) 7k // the FLUFF akjhsfkfjka,,, it’s a lot of pining and kinda slow burn but not really cause they’re basically dating without dating LOL. I love Yaku and the hc that he’s done with Kuroo’s bs like 100% of the time. There’s slight angst (for like two seconds TW:implied death), but other than that it’s all fluff! You don’t actually need to read the other fics in the series to understand this one, it’s a standalone.

smiles like yours are hard to come by by bonnia (T) 1.9 // I was so akjfkajsdnf this entire fic PLEASE the lines he used omfg. They’re such classics but I still reacted to each one WITH PASSION LFMAKJNAKNKA. This is such a keyboard smash fic (hence the keyboard smash) because I kept being like THE FLUFF IS TOO MUCH, but is it ever really enough? (dang am I a poet LMAO).

Home by SuggestiveScribe (G) 2.3k // PADDED THIGH HIGHS, anyways…. This was SO cute ahhhh. I love them and even though it was a little predictable (cause that’s just how it be sometimes), it was still SO GOOD AHHHH. Also I love the banter between KuroKen and Bokuto, and despite my thigh highs comment, there’s nothing but FLUFF and a little sad time in this fic :D

Maybe he likes you? by robotjellyfish (G) 2k // THE ENDING IN THIS ONE LFMKANSKJN the way I cackled LOL. Also I do love the random ones where it’s like, Hinata wingman like how bad do you need to be for Hinata to realize LOL.

video games and gold rings by gnomeo (G) 4.8k // AH this one is more plot than fluff and I got so enraptured by it during my first read through! It’s really cute and it’s fun to put the pieces the writer leaves for the reader (which are also explained in the a/n).

no wind, no rain, or winter’s cold by ohhotlamb (G) 2.9k // the sappiness in this one. Kuroo is a certified simp and I know it starts out a little angsty, it’s turns into a happy ending where your stone-cold heart is warmed ie. heartwarming fic. (But pickles and lemons? Really? ugh gross LOL) It’s a cute fic and I love Kenta.

Ah, that is…my boyfriend, I guess… by trashwriter (NR) 621 // this one is super short but it was funny and disgustingly cute. Like I could see them never really defining the relationship out loud (which you shouldn’t do communication is key) and just rolling with it. But also the fact that Kuroo confessed and Kenma didn’t react killed me.

an ode by manzana (G) 1.7k // a fic dedicated to Kuroo’s laugh. That’s it. That’s the fic. JK but no seriously that’s what this is about LMFAO. It’s v cute and ofc fluff and Kuroo’s laugh would interrupt everything LOL. Donkey bray laughing ass hehe.

Thicker Than Blood by kylar (M) 91.4k // are you surprised that there is another mafia one? You really shouldn’t be LOL. Anyway, I’ll just be here pushing my mafia fanfic agenda while you read this monster of a fic hehe :) Definitely read WARNINGS, TAGS, and SUMMARY because there is some very sensitive topics involved! I also adore the oibokuroo friendship headcannon, so more reasons to read, right?

Liked, Commented and Subscribed by Royal Society of Pandas (Abarcelos) (T) 45.7k // this fic is SO funny omg. I read it and I had to stop so many times just to laugh because I could not stop sometimes LOL. However, there IS angst towards the end, it gets resolved, but it’s still there… But honestly, it just adds such depth and flavor to the fic, so pls read it!

Show A Little Faith by minijhi (G) 13.8k // Singing dwarfs? Yes please. I love the idea of Kenma as ‘the boy who lived’ and the way he was still so Kenma-esk. And Kuroo trying to goad him on, like this is THE combo, and I live for it.

Addiction and Attachment by eevaeon (T) 41.8k // I’VE BEEN WAITING TO REC THIS OMG. You want a Kenma taking care of Kuroo? HERE IT IS :DDDD The feels in this one are high and it’s just SO GOOD. And they’re so cute the fluff is just so fluffy in this :D

Step by Step by dgalerab (M) 14.7k // inclusivity!!! I really like this one and it’s another where Kuroo gets kinda comforted by Kenma and Kuroo’s a bit desperate in this as well LOL. Also some BokuAka plot and poor Akaashi with the shirt omg. There’s some homophobia and smut so be careful as you read!

the galaxy is endless (i thought we were, too) by cosmogony (T) 30.9k // AHHHHHHHH. Anyway, if you can’t handle DEATH or sad sad sad things rn (or ever for that matter) plsplspls do NOT read this one!!!! It really made me so sad! But if you love some great character progression, knock yourself out :)))))

Made to be Broken by todxrxki (T) 8.1k // this one focuses more on the after than the build up, and it made me so sad (as it should cause this is literally an angst fic rec post smh @ myself). I usually don’t cry too much but this one made the waterworks turn ON. Sighhhhhhhhhhh. Bless Akaashi.

hq detective AUs by valiantarmor // Man do I really love fighting in my fics LOL. This was super good and the plot itself kept me really engaged (what a twist omg). It does talk a bit about mental health issues, but it’s done so well, and they really did this AU justice! The three fics can be read separately BUT they’re all done so well, I think you should read them all :)

on the eighteenth by skittidyne (T) 5k // I love fics where the characters are forced to face their feelings. This is one of those fics LOL. It’s done so well and the small details (as Kenma loves) are inserted really well. Like the first night where they fake doing stuff? Amazing LOL.

Superposition by todxrxki (M) 102.8k // honestly, I think this was THE very first fic I’d ever read in general and it’s SO good. Like I really loved the plot and it’s such an interesting story! I also loved how Kuroo goes through a couple different bands and we see multiple relationships as well :D It’s a really fun read.

Seasons by Nimbus_Cloud (series) 176.3k // surprised that I forgot to recommend this one in my long fic list,,,,, oops,,,,, it’s long but it’s very good! Read TAGS AND WARNINGS cause some stuff goes down.

my hate for spiders is stronger than my hate for you by hqdorks (M) 12.6k // have I recommended this yet? idk but now I have :) Some weird KuroKen but it’s a fun time and ew spiders. Also heated pokemon go discussion,,,, CHECK TAGS AND WARNINGS cause SMUT.

tea leaves and spice (girls) by Ellessey (series) 24.6k // another idr if I recommended yet or not, but here it is. Just some defining relationships, platonic KenHina, some not so platonic KageHina, and SMUT at the end. So check TAGS AND WARNINGS.

iwfyitd verse by knightswatch, shions_heart (series) 252.7k // I’ve been meaning to read this fic for the longest time, but then when I was about to read it, I got distracted with another ship (AHAHAHA OOPS)….. But yea, once I get back into KuroKen, I’ll prolly read it right?

omam verse by shions_heart (series) 239.3k // another KuroKen where I was like I will read, but then I got distracted LOL. And then I wanted to read it so I could read the other ships in the series, but it never happened :’)

Summaries from fics!

Japan’s most subscribed by NeverNothing (T) 3.6k // YouTube + Twitter, Kuroo Tetsurou @blacktetsurou changed his bio : volleyball player, co-owner of Bouncing Ball Corp. and so much more ;)

Ignoring the forest by NeverNothing (T) 5.9k // Twitter + YouTube?, Where the public collectively agrees to ignore the signs that actor Kuroo Tetsurou is dating his childhood friend. Kuroo Tetsurou @therealtetsurouFilming was fun, but I’m glad to be back to my fav pudding head <3 #noplacelikehome #KURASE #filming [photo: a suitcase was in focus with another bag and a jacket thrown atop standing beside the back of a couch. A head of badly dyed hair can be seen, face turned away and rest of the body hidden by the couch.]

Anything In Between by todxrxki (T) 2.2k // Twitter + YouTube, Kozume Kenma just wants to be a normal gaming YouTuber, but when his idiot boyfriend butts in and gets his fans speculating about their relationship, it seems that even that’s impossible. / Post manga timeskip, told exclusively through social media and texting.