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[iceicetomeetyou]

I Want That Twink Obliterated

Bucky fired a rocket launcher at the hero in red spandex he’d been ordered to kill. That ought to take out just about anyone, and the ten feet of pavement around him.

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[potatogunmkii]

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*It had been nearly a year since the funeral, since moving into the Stark Tower, since meeting the infamous Peter Parker... it had taken all but five minutes of talking to the other to figure out why Tony had never shut up about the kid, and a further thirty seconds for Harley to completely fall for him, not that hed ever admit it to anyone. The next several months had been about getting used to being in new york, avoiding the lab that had been left to Peter and to him. He texted peter occasionally, finding it easy to talk to the other boy, especially as they both started working in the lab. Texting led to hanging out after school, grabbing coffee before school, late night pizza in the lab, which led to the position he was in right now, with Peter practically in his lap, cuddled under blankets, eating slice after slice of pizza, Harley absent mindedly playing with Peters hair as they watched Star Wars in the ‘lounge area’ they’d thrown together in the back of the lab.*

[zephyr-iffic]

"and what do you think you're doing?" Peter asked as he leaned against the doorframe pretty effectively blocking it.

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Zephyr looked up from his searching in Peter's room, turning with a small and awkward smile in an attempt not to admit he had been caught. "Well, if you must know," he started to reply while considering his words, "I was looking for something to enchant with a protective charm so that you would be safe if things got real crazy and I wasn't there to help."

He glanced down to the pair of underwear he was holding with a small sigh. "I thought it would work better if you wore it for most, if not all, of your day and...yeah, this is what my mind came up with."

[draco-fuckingmalfoy]

Forced Forever ||

He was quiet, this wasnt his idea. it was, however, something he couldnt fight against. his father would kill him if he tried to ruin this. 

he didn’t know the politics of forced marriage, but he knew that his husband to be was in the other room. he knew he had to go and meet them, but he couldnt. he was... apprehensive. his father wasn't known for caring about whether or not draco was in a safe place. he didn’t trust him to not get him a husband that would be abusive. 

He took a deep breath and walked into the other room. he was drop-dead gorgeous as always. He didn’t reveal how worried he was as he walked up to the other, and half smiled. “You must be my new forever.” 

[imjustthemechanic]

Hollywood AU

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The first day of a shoot was always boring... just everybody meeting each other, reading the script while sitting around a table, figuring out who they were going to hate and so forth.  Tony had his copy of the script and was flipping through it, waiting for the rest to show up.  He hadn’t yet met the kid who was going to play his son in this movie, though he’d heard of him - former child star, grew up doing sitcoms Tony hadn’t watched.

Somebody peeked into the room, and Tony held up a hand in a little mock wave at what he assumed was one of the interns.  “Hey, kiddo,” he said.  “There any coffee around this place?”

[itasedhim]

"Darcy!"

“Peter!”

[penniesfortheferryman]

Kharon's brows furrow at the other, 

           "You... invited me to dinner? Wait, you...                   did or didn’t? I am very confused.”

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[goddamnmuses-a]

“I know how to make you relax.”

“Animal Crossing, right?”

[lewdlegion]

Moonlight Sonata

@ohnosmallknives Liked  t h i s  post for a merman starter and sent a  💎  for Alexander

Alexander had a perfect life, one that balanced time on land and time in the sea, freedom and financial security in both societies too. Few Mer chose to live even part of their lives on shore, and so he was able to quietly facilitate materials being traded between the societies. It had resulted in lucrative business from both ends and he found himself loving and enjoying his life.

The house he owned by the beach was a beautiful building of weatherboard, with a wraparound verandah and a soft interior that was both comforting and welcoming. He loved being able to sit on the deck and watch the ocean, and feel the sun on his skin.

But he especially enjoyed summertime and the arrival of Peter Parker to the tiny cottage next door. The young man was intelligent, quick witted and beautiful, and it was all Alexander could do to keep his emotions in check. Peter was a staple of Alexander’s summers, lounging on his verandah and telling him about school and his achievements, things he loved to hear.

It was the beginning of summer, and Peter had arrived in the early evening at the cottage next door. He’d spend tonight unpacking and settling in, which was why Alexander felt comfortable walking down the beach to the shore in only a towel, which he shed under the moonlight to step into the water. As soon as his skin touched the water, his body began to shift, and after three steps he’d shifted into his form. A merman with skin as pale as the moon above, and deep blue scales on the long elegant tail.

[iceicetomeetyou]

"Hey, I heard you talking the other day about Spiderman. And as Spiderman I would like to say yes, we should do those things. All those dirty dirty things." Peter drunkenly stated in a matter of fact way as he pinned Teddy in the corner. They were at some frat party and Pete had had a few too many drinks and gotten a bit bold. He moved a hand down the other's chest. "All of them..."

They’d had to do confessions as part of the pledge tests yesterday and the frat guys had made him keep talking when he said he had sex dreams about Spider-Man.Teddy pushed Peter off of him, “You’re the last person I would have thought would tease me about my Spider-Man obsession, Pete.” He was nearly in tears, thinking how he opened up to his friend, “I thought you were better than that.” He never even considered that Peter could be telling the truth. He was also pretty afraid that it had already cost him his spot in the frat.

[eyes-blazing]

"You know that's illegal, right?"

Emrys jumped slightly at the voice, grabbing his knife before turning. He paused at the sight to the spider.

'Technically so's what you do.'

[mommaloki]

say cheese. this one’s going in the photo album.

“If you take my photograph, I’m smashing your phone.” Loki threatened with a small growl. “And I would appreciate it if you took your hand off of me.”

[draco-fuckingmalfoy]

A nibble is okay ||

Draco was sitting in his study, legs crossed as he read. he was trying to read, at least. he couldnt focus- the thirst? it was getting bad. his head was blurry, his eyes foggy. he needed to feed. 

it probably had something to do with the fact that he’d been fed off of- halflings have the best blood, he’s been told. he didn’t want to do that to another person- but he needed to feed. he couldnt ignore that desire for too much longer. he might lose himself if he did. he set the book down, and leaned against the chair. 

[imjustthemechanic]

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“I um… okay. I’ll let May know. When should we meet you there?”

“As soon as possible.  Pack your stuff and bring a list of any food allergies you guys have so my chef will know to avoid it.  If we’re gonna be isolated we might as well do it on a yacht off the coast of Mexico, right?”

[itasedhim]

💍

“I...Pete...what..what is this?” Darcy looked at the ring in hand.

[accidentallymagic]

"Cuddle"

“Don’t sneak up on a witch, dude.” Remus tried to slip out of the man’s grasp. “That’s how you get launched out of windows.”