#ohmygooooood

[immawritethat]

Sorry sorry sorry it called itself an archivist I am going insane it's so bad boys

[themboification]

i was literally made to play dnd but i do not know people who play it nor i am brave enough to go asking if anyone plays it this is hELL

[sir-walton-goggins]

[ventique18]

LOOK AT HOW HANDSOME HE IS??? MY LOVE FOR HIM GROWS STRONGER DAY AFTER DAY HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

OHMYGOOOOOOD WHY ARE YOU. SO. PERFECT????! PERFECT CREATURE MY LOVEEEEEE MY LOOOOOOOOVE

[dollivication]

How about Dante and Vergil with a user who’s also a nasty fucking pervert? Saying absolutely vile shit about their tits and everything. I think Dante would find it funny as hell, but would also expect you to put your money where your mouth is. Vergil on the other hand would short-circuit.⚔️

OH I HAVE MANY A THING TO SAY MEMEME!!!! ⚔️NON I LOVE YOU I LIVE FOR ICKY USER AGENDA OHMYGOOOOOOD

⚔️non you are absolutely SPLENDID for this i’macrually so gleeful you brought this up.. and you are A HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHMG

dante’s love life is lacking… he’s gotten used to it! so when theres someone who’s suddenly straight up all over him, talking about how big his cock is and how they want to fuck him 24/7 OUTLOUD. without any FILTER. hes not even disturbed!!!

his ego is stroked if anything.. he knows he’s good looking! he feels self accomplished hearing your perverted comments and DOES try to have you bite instead of bark. he doesn’t care how nasty you are, clearly it’s something you both want!!! he will b baffled if you don’t actually do anything though laik waddafuck… it’ll be a perv to perv connection i fear LMFAO

vergil…… oh vergil… does not know how to react!!!! i reckon it takes him a while to register your words before he calls you scum or disgusting SIGH 💔💔…he’s freaked the fuck out!! but at the same time i feel laik he secretly enjoys the glazing..

will probably get jealous if you glaze dante instead of him in front of him,, laik uhhh!! what about his cock!! don’t you wanna swallow his cum too.. !!!! wtf…!!.. (◞‸◟) HELPMRREFG

[littlewinnow]

I watched bridgerton again and ohmygooooood i just love the courting and the balls are glamourous like pls thats so PRETTY 😭

[bcyhoods]

oh this hurt bad😭

sweets 🍓 — mr. jj maybank and kook!reader sneaking out to see other at the docks bc forbidden lovers 🤞

join the party!

It somehow turned angstier than I was expecting and damn I really took the whole forbidden lovers/romeo and juliet thing to town so this might not be exactly what you requested, but I hope you like it xx

You had a system with rules that were made to be followed. Your family didn’t have the stability that the Cameron’s did nor the wealth and power to control the outcome of a situation so risking your family’s reputation for a boy, nonetheless for a boy like JJ, was simply out of the question. That didn’t mean you didn’t do it anyway though…

The first time you tried to sneak out, your mum caught you..or more so she caught JJ and his infamous bike (that boy lacked any form of subtlety). It was more of a surprise that she willingly let you go, something about how she was much like you when she was younger and if you thought it was worth it, then he must be worth everything. But she didn’t let you both go without the talk and to be careful to not wake up your father. You both stumbled out of the house giggling to yourselves at JJ’s near heart attack.

As the days went on, you were both getting much better at sneaking out and following your system. It all worked perfectly until he decided he wanted you to meet his friends, that’s when the system damn near fell apart.

It wasn’t that you didn’t want to meet them, you did, but you were also increasingly aware at the risk it would bring. You wouldn’t be able to hide that you knew them, none of you could, and that in itself brought its own set of problems. So you did what any normal teenager would do and said fuck it and met them anyway. (There was a reason JJ liked you and trust me, he was well aware of your hidden rebellious streak.)

The third time is when it all fell apart. You snuck out of your window and onto JJ’s bike, wrapping your arms around his waist and snuggling your head into the crook of his neck. It was ridiculous how perfectly your body fit his.

You reached your spot by the docks where you lay next to each other, a mess of limbs, sweet kisses shared between “look at the stars” and “that looks like the Chateau, there..right there, you see it?”

You’d both decided to stay to watch the sunrise before heading back and that was your first mistake.

Driving back, cheesy smiles on your faces, you departed with loving “I’ll see you later’s” and “just one more kiss, please baby” as you finally climbing into your room where your father stood with a disappointed look on his face. It was never meant to be.

You both fought for each other and you tried to get him to see reason but some things you just can’t control, and tears sliding down your face as you departed the island for the last time was one of those.

[thematicparallel]

just watched vampterview three oh one & ohmygooooood!!!!!!!

[maramoment]

ohmygooooood

this girl I met on bumble asked me on a picnic date

SHE'S MAKING COOKIES

my little lesbian heart

[anqlicc]

OHMYGOOOOOOD WHY ARE YOU. SO SO SO PERFECT BEAUTIFUL????! PERFECT MY LOVEEEEEE MY LOOOOOOOOVE DARLIIIIING LOVE U SO MUCH

[clownkiwi]

LIKE, LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!

theyre literally so adorable ohmygooooood i need it so badly 😭😭😭😭

[schmedterlingfreud]

Tonight I'm going to the movies to watch SAW X ohmygooooood! 🐷🩸🪚

... so exited!

[arsonyard]

I will NEVER get over your latest post. 😭😭

JOEYRYFYFHGJGJ TYAHABK YOUYY

Will never get over ur compliments nor ur daMN GORGEOUS GHOULS OHMYGOOOOOOD

[ventique18]

aaaaAAAAH ohmyGOOOOD MY LOVE LOVE OF MY LIFE OHMYGOOOOOOD I've seen this plenty times but it NEVER GETS LESS HOT MYGOOOOOD

The lettering is so fancyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE YOUUUUUU SILLY DRAGON MAN OHMYGOOOOOD

[narasnooze]

// modern au shika is not very interested in social media..

shikamaru: can you please put your phone away for one minute? shikamaru: you don't have to be on that Facespace or Mybook all the time... mirai: ohmygooooood you are such an embarrassment mirai: nobody's on myspace anymore, dad... it's dead and very retro. shikamaru: okay well that Snack Cat, then. And Click Clock. mirai: please just stop

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

fuuuuck her ohmygooooood shut the fuck up