#ohhhhh so prettyyyy

[cureofthenonesense]

Starts to vibrate

[cats-and-confusion]

Whump prompt

Pain “blooming” in whumpees side taken literally, whumper sewing seeds into Whumpees side to grow a garden across Whumpees body, calling Whumpee their “garden” in a term of twisted endearment

OhohohOHOHOHOHOHOhohoho, ahahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHahhahaAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, UEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEUAHHWHHAGHSHSH!!!!!!

[peggy-uwu]

ok liveblogging watching the new episode because I'm insane

omf omg omg

this doesn't feel real

HES SO CUTE

omg what is this opening

OMG???

it has the old season vibes right at the beginning

the imagery??!?????

SEBASTIAN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

I'm vibing with this op so much it's so fucking metal

giant fire monster??? please don't go off plot omg I'm worried now

ok the moon skull was cool

BISCUIT MY SHOUJO BABY GIRLIE I LOVE YOU

of course he's almost late

"first impressions are crucial, I must focus" *immediately fucks it up*

Redmond the beautiful woman that you are

REMOND RHE BEAUTIDUL WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

violet the beautiful woman that you are

REDMONSDDDD

waaaaaaah McMillan I love you

McMillan you're so cute 😭😭😭

"BOY UP" 💀💀💀

my poor son

GOSDDDDDDSDDDDDDDDD FUXK SEBASTIAN YOURE SO HOOOOOTTTT

let's take ibuprofen together ass pose

ciel is so sick of him already I love it

HES SO SICK OF HIM

omg stfu ur not funny

oooooh the windows are prettyyyy

Redmond the beauti-

violet my beautiful princess

fuck you zombie bitch die sooner

fucking power rangers ass lineup

LMAO GET FUCKED IDIOT

robot ass movements get away from my son

VIPLET MY PRWRTY PRINCESS

ohhhhhh I missed the title cards 🥹🥹

"drudges" remember what they took from you

ciels "target acquired" ass look when McMillan mentions the tea party ajbsksbdidj

McMillan the puppy that you are

what the fuck is wrong with these students omg

also why are the all either blonde or brunet and sitting next to eachother in pairs of 2

"are we little girls in cliques?" I mean if the dress fits 💀💀💀

stay away from the emo kids 📝📝📝

cheerio GOD

THE POSE AKNSNDKD

oooooooooh the eye is so pretty

OOOOOOOOOOOH SEBASTIAN IS SO PRETTY

I love love love that they feminized him it does wonders for my little lesbian heart

his eyes are so pretty ooooouggh

🦋🦋🦋 <- in my tummy

godddd he's so pretty in the dress

WHAT IS ERONG WITH THESE STIFENTS

DOTN GO NEAR THE GOTH KIDS 📝📝📝📝📝

CHESLOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKK

cheslock I am in deep romantic love with you

my poor boy he's been jumped like 3 times and it's his second day

make that 4

Sebastian's smug ass fuckin smile I love that he always finds ways to get in ciels way by doing EXACTLY what he's told

ciel I'm gonna kill you what the fuck is that pose

"senpai" I'm dead 💀💀💀

"kawaii boya" 😭😭😭😭😭

but fuck the queen fr like why don't you just fucking walk down there yourself and ask

fuck ur cousin lady

wait don't she's a royal she might actually 💀💀

godddd Sebastian's do prettyyyy

ciel is also really pretty my baby princess I love you

Sebastian's eyelashes go hardf

.THEHAIR SRTIP FALLING

ooooh ending time

ohhhhh the windows for the p4 are so pretty!!!!!

oh the style is different it's so lovely

FALLING FROM THE FUCKING SKY??????

romance is real

ohhhh pretty sky

SWBASTIAN FLYING WITH HIM ROMANCE IS REAL??????

oh god oh god oh god I was going to post this to main but it has to go sideblog now

actually fuckit

it goes main anyways

falling through the sky in the sunset together be so fucking fr with me

ohhhhhh the ed is so pretty gofdd

[transbunnyboi]

Well, wet dream come true am I right? Eh? FUCKING HELL I FUCKING KNEW ITTT WTFFF. You were being so obviously interested in him and he was doing the same, we just didn’t wanna be too forward yknow 👉👈 but anyway, get that dick bunbun 👹

Alsooo I really wanna spill tea too soooo

I have this friend, we bonded over role playing and her shitty relationship with her ex andddd turns out she likes me🫠 anddddd I’d also liked her for a while- butbutbutbutttttt we’re in two different continentssss andddd I can’t an explain how I feel for her but I love her sooooo much and like, what if we have a horrible breakup? I couldn’t live without her. I’m being so fr rn😖 Today would make it one year since our first text with each other, and she sorta confessed last night.

It was so funny, I wanted to flirt so I asked for a tmi or sumn and she says she imagines what it would be like if she got with any of her friends and she got embarrassed then she got emotional and I got emotional (we’re both on our periods, party) and she was being very conflicted and didn’t want to say it directly because she didn’t want to believe she wanted to have romantic feelings for me (she’s bi dw, no internalised homophobia here✨). At a point she wanted to try to not feel like she was dependent on me so she STOPPED TEXTING ME GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD MORNING 😭 Horrible times, we survived thankfully. But yeah she was scared I’d act differently because I know of her little shenanigans but I couldn’t care less, I like her too, but I believe it goes deeper than that yknow?

Ohhhhh so I pretty much wanted her to like tell me the colour of her socks, that type of tmi😂 and I correctly guessed her sock colour🤭 I’m a telepathic puppy too! 👉👈 But she’s so prettyyyy, and tall (like 6’1), and smart (she’s studying English to become a teacher, like you!) , and her hair is so pretty and longggg (ginger, waist length) and she has the prettiest blue eyes and she’s so babygirl 😖 sigh, I’m a simp.

Anywayyyy I hope our lovely coworker (EEEEEEEEEEE🫠🙃🌝🥹✨) fucks you real good eventually. Gotta give us updates🧍‍♀️🫡

Oh I can’t stop giggling 🤭

<3

AAA I KNOWWW I know!!! There were so many people saying that he liked me but !!!! I was sooo nervous aaaa!! ALSO OMG WAIT ONE OF MY FRIENDS BASICALLY WENT THROUGH THE SAME THING UR GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW!! They were friends with someone who lived super far away and eventually they ended up falling in love. They had to have a long-distance relationship for four years and it was difficult but they ended up getting married :3 I hope yours goes like that (if you'd like it to be that way, of course).

also aaaaaaaa I want my co-worker in bed like RIGHT NOW ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა I want him so bad !!! It's worse now that I know he likes me, too!!!! ALSO rest assured!!! I WILL be giving many updates !!!

[betweenblackberrybranches]

AWAWAWAWWWAA i am snail!!!! Ohhhhh snail assigned by moot

Hehehe

Also she is so prettyyyy

Albino giant carnivorous Powelliphanta snail from New Zealand.

[jgvfhl]

The Number Lads Make Questionable Decisions

Happy November!! I hope everyone had a lovely Halloween, and I at least am looking forward to my favorite November holidays: Thanksgiving and November the 5th :) So! Please enjoy the beginning of me trying my best to fix the Wrong Jedi Arc via the power of *checks notes* noodles and protector lesbians.

Words: ~4k

Warnings: None

Link to Master List of chapters

high fives: guyssss cato nemoidia is so prettyyyy

CrispyDomino: if you ignore the explosions, the gunships, and the many many star cruisers in atmosphere

high fives: well. yeah.

Double Trouble: oh really? What’s there?

Loopy: isn’t that the one with all the bridges?

DressedtotheNines: yeah, the landscape is so mountainous, the cities exist on giant bridges between rock spires

RedBoiiiii: oooooooo that is cool! Boys in blue on campaign there?

CrispyDomino: well we were

high fives: yeah Rex just called a bunch of us back for some reason. Left Appo in charge.

Leafs: why?

DressedtotheNines: yeah that’s a little weird, even for skywalker

#1 Boy: oh are you guys being called back to Coruscant because of the bombing?

DressedtotheNines: the WHAT

high fives: WHOMST

Loopy: HI WHAT

CrispyDomino: HELLO????

CrispyDomino: oh nvm Rex just filled us in

high fives: oh shit the temple

Double Trouble: HOLY FORCE WHAT

#1 Boy: Yeah one of the hangars in the Jedi Temple was bombed about 30 min ago

Leafs: well that is… not good at all

RedBoiiiii: who did it?? Seppies??

#1 Boy: dunno! Maybe that’s why Skywalker was called back

Double Trouble: fives, echo, I deMAND gossip

high fives: uhhhh we’ll see

CrispyDomino: yeah this is pretty bad

-scene break-

Double Trouble: I’m hearing rumors this bombing was an inside job??

CrispyDomino: glad to know the GAR is still the lovely rumor mill it has always been

#1 Boy: I heard General Skywalker and Commander Tano have a suspect now, so that’s good

high fives: yeah, that’s nice, I’m bored outta my skull

CrispyDomino: for once i agree with my evil twin

high fives: hey we agreed you’re the evil one!

RedBoiiiii: are you two in the same room while typing this again?

Leafs: probably

high fives: noooooo

CrispyDomino: but we are in the same barracks

Double Trouble: okay but i’m still on the whole “what if a jedi bombed their own temple” rumor?? Is there any substance to it?

Loopy: of course not, they’re Jedi

CrispyDomino: Jedi aren’t infallible

high fives: yeah, just ask me, echo, fours, nines, or the commander about Krell

RedBoiiiii: or dooku. he was a Jedi before he went off the rails.

DressedtotheNines: yeah, so was Ventress. Not to mention, this war isn’t exactly popular

#1 Boy: there have been protests outside the Temple ever since the bombing…

high fives: and they have the kriffing audacity to be mad at us for it

high fives: like our creation was somehow our fault >_>

Double Trouble: yeah… but I mean who else would have access to the Temple like that? The people who work there?

CrispyDomino: let’s hope Skywalker and Tano find someone

RedBoiiiii: OHHHHH GUYS GUYs did you hear about that absolutely bantha-shit crazy holonet thing that’s been in the news lately???

Double Trouble: that is so vague my dude

RedBoiiiii: the conspiracy stuff, yknow

d0nut man: OH THAT WEIRD UMMMM damn what are they called

RedBoiiiii: The Senth of Darkness

high fives: LSDJFLSKADJF THE WHAT

CrispyDomino: that sounds like a name Hardcase would come up with if he’s trying to be “edgy”

d0nut man: YEAH those kriffing morons

d0nut man: you should see some of the whacky conspiracies they have, it’s just stupid

Double Trouble: why are they in the news??

RedBoiiiii: there are some new senators who actually follow some of their stuff!!

high fives: what?? why?? Wait what are some of their stuff

d0nut man: some of ‘em believe the Jedi are controlling the Chancellor via the Force

RedBoiiiii: they also think we’re droids??? like cyborgs???

RedBoiiiii: and that General Grievous being a cyborg is proof the Jedi are behind both sides of the war somehow??????

CrispyDomino: i genuinely take offense to that.

Double Trouble: what the kriff

#1 Boy: but that?? how?? how do they believe that??

Loopy: yeah us bleeding on the battlefield every day of our lives isn’t enough to convince them we’re human?

Leafs: People like that don’t run on logic, Loops

Loopy: wait there are SENATORS who believe this crap??? Elected officials??

DressedtotheNines: like I said, this war isn’t exactly getting more popular the longer it goes on

Leafs: And public opinion is somehow enough for people to believe we have circuitry?

RedBoiiiii: i guess idk

#1 Boy: oh btw the Jedi are bringing someone in for questioning

CrispyDomino: how do you know??

DressedtotheNines: are you allowed to tell us that??

#1 Boy: I got a promotion! I’m stationed on the main RMB. I think that’s a promotion.

RedBoiiiii: cool!! not as much fun as patrols or Senate duty, but it’s definitely safer

Double Trouble: and you can give us all the TEA

Leafs: The what??

Double Trouble: the hot goss

Leafs: Oh Maker’s sake, Do-si-do

-scene break-

It had been about a rotation since Elevensies had told the group comm the Jedi had someone in custody. Loops had been doing his best to be useful around Coruscant while he and a small section of the 104th were dirtside with General Koon and the Commander. But, he did admit to checking the holonews and his comm a bit more frequently than usual. Finally, in the late hours of the evening, Loops’ comm exploded with messages. He got a few odd glances from the guys he was sharing a room with when it did, so he excused himself to read the mess.

#1 Boy: um. Fives and Echo?

high fives: ya

high fives: echo’s resting

#1 Boy: right… so your commander tano

high fives: hold that thought, Rex wants a word

Double Trouble: you know the drill, kid

Double Trouble: spill

#1 Boy: she’s been arrested on suspicion of … everything

Leafs: What.

Loopy: that’s impossible

high fives: OKAY I GUESS WE HAVE TO GO MAKE SURE THE COMMANDER DIDN’T MURDER SEVERAL CLONES

Double Trouble: oh shit okay

Double Trouble: wait for real????

high fives: this is clearly a mistake

high fives: soka’s amazing

high fives: she’s our little sister, she would would never I mean NEVER hurt us

Leafs: It does make one wonder though

high fives: OH I’M WONDERING ALRIGHT

Double Trouble: well i guess we won’t be hearing from Domino in a while

Loopy: no kidding

Loops closed the comm channel, and just sort of stared ahead blankly. He didn’t know much about Commander Tano, if he was honest. But he did know two important things about her: one, General Koon loved her; and two, Fives and Echo loved her. General Koon was something like two hundred years old at this point. If he didn’t know how to judge character by now, no one did. And Fives and Echo hadn’t known her for nearly as long, but they’d fought with her for years. They knew what she was like when it really counted–when lives were on the line.

Simply put, the new information made no sense. Why would Commander Tano suddenly snap and kill a bunch of people? And hadn’t she and Skywalker been off-world when the bomb had gone off? So she couldn’t have done that.

Right?

-scene break-

Elevensies had no idea what was happening. Of course, he knew the facts of the scenario. Commander Tano had been arrested and put in holding, then somehow she’d escaped and had caused the whole RMB to go into lockdown. But he had know idea why, and it was scaring him.

His squad was currently following their sergeant to close ranks outside the base in case the commander made it out through the maze of hallways inside. It was about three hours since sunset, but that didn’t mean it was dark on Coruscant–not truly. The RMB was brightly lit, and the watchtowers were lit up red in the emergency. Beyond, he could glimpse the glittering lights of the rest of the planet in darkness, but he tried not to look very often. He didn’t want to be the reason the Jedi slipped past them.

He tried to calm himself by remembering what Fives had said in the Numbers comm. Commander Tano would never hurt a clone. But he had to be skeptical. He wouldn’t be doing his job, otherwise. He hoped Fives was right, of course, and the commander would only seek to incapacitate, but he couldn’t shake the knowledge that at least five clones were dead inside the base from a lightsaber.

One of the captains had assigned his squad near the Geonosis Memorial on the base, and Elevensies was grateful, to a degree. It was one of the better lit areas on the base, and it was near a pair of turrets, and it didn’t have many places to hide. He hoped the Jedi commander was smart enough to go somewhere–anywhere–else. Then again, this was the same Jedi commander who had thought it was a good idea to escape from the RMB prison and run away from everyone’s attempts to detain her. So. His hopes weren’t exactly high.

Sergeant Yves held up a closed fist, signaling to halt, and they did, standing shoulder to shoulder and raising their blasters in preparation. After that, it was a waiting game. He could see another couple squads doing the same on the opposite side of the memorial, but still no sign of the Jedi.

From the angle he had at the far end of the Geonosis Memorial, Elevensies could only see the light from the RMB pour out when the doors opened. A few minutes later, another few squads appeared, accompanied by a massiff and their handler. The massiff went to work, putting their muzzle to the ground to sniff out any trace of the Jedi’s scent.

Elevensies shifted his fingers on the barrel of his blaster, eyeing the creatures. A flash of movement brought Elevensies’ eye to the top of one of the statues when the RMB doors opened again, and another squad rolled out, this one backed by Commander Fox himself.

The commander pointed up at the monument. “There she is!”

Commander Tano sprang up from where she’d been hiding near the huge stone trooper’s helmet at the far end of the monument, landing in a run on the top of the stone block that made up the body of it.

“Quick, stop her before she gets to the ship!” the commander yelled, and everyone was already moving.

Elevensies, like everyone else, fired up at the Jedi, but the young togruta was so fast and so skilled with her lightsabers, no bolts found their mark. He had to be a little impressed at that.

“Close up, close up!” Sergeant Yves ordered from the back of the squad as they ran after Tano.

Ahead of them, sure enough, was a gap between his squad and the squads that had come with the massiiffs, and there was plenty of space for a Jedi to slip through towards the ships and speeders. The turrets were already revving up to destroy any equipment before she could get there, but the preference was to keep the Republic property intact as well.

Elevensies sped up. He’d finally stopped growing a few months ago, and his body was feeling far less gangly and too long as his muscle started filling in. He wasn’t the fastest in the Guard for sure, but he was the fastest in his squadron, and his sergeant knew it.

Foregoing firing for the moment, he just ran, his boots pounding the durasteel underneath them until the gap ahead of him was closing, becoming smaller and smaller. The Jedi was on the ground now, running for the ships, but Elevensies’ squad wasn’t too far behind.

HIs internal comm crackled in his helmet. “Elevens, pull back!” his sergeant ordered. “Don’t get blown up with her!”

“I can get closer!” he insisted, his lungs burning with the effort to talk and run at the same time. The other squads were closing in, they could box her in after that first ship–oh.

The ship closest to the Jedi disappeared in a huge cloud of noise, smoke, and green fire, knocking Elevensies off his feet, but just barely. He hadn’t been that close, but the Jedi commander had been. She was sent sprawling on the deck, scrambling to her feet several seconds after Elevensies was running again. He could see her shape through the smoke.

This time, the other squads really were closing in, Elevensies could hear them behind him. But he kept running. They were built for endurance, after all, and he was tired, but nowhere near depleted.

“Elevensies, do not be reckless!” his sergeant said into his ear.

Reckless? This wasn’t reckless. He’d heard plenty of stories from Sevenset and Commander Sixes and Fives to know this wasn’t nearly reckless. Not yet, anyway. He shook his head and kept after her.

She was heading towards the pipelines, not necessarily out of choice. The squads of clones had largely corralled her there, but it did mean she wouldn’t have many places to run and stay out of sight. She would have to choose. Elevensies suspected she would choose to run, given that was all she’d done so far.

A moment later, Commander Fox’s voice broke the rhythm of his rapid breathing. “Set blasters to stun! General Skywalker wants her alive.”

He changed his blaster’s setting with a flick of his thumb, not even looking down as he ran.

As the men reached the pipelines, they split apart, following the metal walkways between and on top of the massive pipes. They had almost caught up to her now, and Elevensies sacrificed a bit of speed to raise his blaster at her himself. But, just as before, her sabers were too fast. Flashes of green met the blue rings, dissipating them to nothing as they ran. How were they going to catch her at this rate?

The roar of gunships arrived over the clatter of boots on metal, and Elevensies chanced a look over his shoulder as a pair of them arrived, searchlights on, swooping low to bring their holds level with the commander.

“Keep at it, boys!” Sergeant Yves ordered over comms. “The gunships’ll box ‘er in, we close the lid.”

So they kept running. The massiffs were right there with them, their tongues lolling out as they galloped ahead of their handlers on leads. And it had started raining, of course, because a manhunt on foot wasn’t enough fun in the day time. They had to be doing it at night, in the rain. But it was nice to get a chance to run like this, he reasoned.

Eventually, he saw the gunships slow down, and his sergeant directed them all over towards another pipeline closer to the action. When they arrived, they found the Jedi cornered by two gunships, at least four dozen clones, and General Skywalker, Commander Fox, and Captain Rex. This was it, he breathed. She would surrender, and they would take her in for questioning.

What he wasn’t expecting was the Jedi launching herself directly at the pipe on which he and his squad were standing. Maybe he should have paid more attention to Fives and Echo regaling the Numbers with their battlefield antics. It might have been useful in putting off cardiac arrest right now.

Commander Tano plunged her lightsaber (she’d dropped one after one of the gunships launched a small shoulder-rocket at her, he recalled) into the pipe and swiftly cut a circle below herself, dodging stun rings all the while.

When she dropped out of sight, Elevensies followed, almost without hesitation. His sergeant urged them forwards, only pausing for some other clones nearby from the gunships dropped cables down for them to descend. No one needed broken legs on top of this chaotic night.

Then they were running again, flashlights turned on below their blasters’ muzzles, only this time the whole world stank, and they were sure to end up with damn socks from running in water.

Elevensies tried not to think about it. He just tried to keep his footing and keep running after the togruta. The squads split up again, like they had on top of the pipes earlier. Behind him, he was vaguely aware of a non-clone voice joining the echoes around him, which mean General Skywalker must have joined them down here. But he just kept running.

Eventually, slowly, the groups of clones got thinner and thinner as small sub-groups split off to search other pipes as they criss-crossed each other. Elevensies saw Commander Tano dart right, and followed, stopping only briefly when he encountered a giant fan blade inches from his nose. He waited, timing his movements to get through, still hearing the rhythmic splashes of the commander’s boots ahead of him. There was a considerable drop after the first fan, about ten feet or so.

He landed inelegantly. His body knew where his limbs were finally, but it didn’t know how to use them perfectly yet. There were another two fans, but he could still see the commander through them, so on he went, ducking under the blades and avoiding the little reptiles running around the shallow water at the bottom.

The general was still behind him, he could hear, but far off. The commander went right again, and when Elevensies turned the corner behind her, he saw light–an end to the tunnel. If they were at an end, then–

“Commander, stop!” he yelled.

Constructed sinkholes littered Coruscant’s surface. They went miles and miles downwards, allowing larger ships access to the lower levels, like here. It was a dizzying drop, and the commander was peering over the edge, one hand steadying herself on the edge of the pipe.

“I didn’t do this!” she said sharply. “I’m not–I wouldn’t! Why doesn’t anyone believe me?”

Elevensies thought hard, trying to figure out what to say. He stepped closer to her, slowly, keeping his blaster aimed at her feet. “I know,” he said. “You don’t seem the type, believe it or not.”

She hesitated. “You… believe me?”

Well, he was this far in now… He nodded, lowering his blaster more. “Yeah, I think so. I’m friends with Fives and Echo. They trust you with their lives.”

“Then you need to let me go,” she said, glancing at the sinkhole again.

“I think I know someone who might help,” he blurted, hoping to stop her from jumping off.

She raised an eyebrow at him. “Really?”

He didn’t get a chance to reply, and he wasn’t entirely sure how he would explain Commander Sixes’ general existence to her.

“Ahsoka, stop!” General Skywalker appeared behind him, making him jump a little. “Come back, we can talk this through. You need to trust me on this.”

“I do,” she insisted. “Now you need to trust me, Anakin.”

Another set of footsteps sounded behind the genera, then another. She looked at Elevensies, and he wasn’t sure what to expect. It definitely wasn’t a sudden feeling of weightlessness, but he didn’t have time to process that further, because the commander leapt out of the pipe, pulling him along like an invisible rope connected them.

Oh, he was so going to regret this.

-scene break-

Hindsight is 20/20, that was always the saying. Not really any good, considering the clones were engineered to have perfect vision, and that only changed if something went wrong in the tube or on the battlefield.

Regardless, Sixes should have seen this coming the second Elevensies put that bug in Thire’s desk.

“You did what?”

Elevensies’ words came out of the comm in a torrent. “SirIknowthisisalotbutIjustthoughtitwasworthasking,sheseemslikeshe’stellingthetruth–”

“Slow down, kid, Maker’s sake,” he said, rubbing his head with his free hand as he leaned back in his chair. “Why in the galaxy did you think siding with a fugitive of justice was a good idea?”

The Jedi Commander Tano cut in. “I’m not–I’m innocent!”

“Then forgive my language in asking why the kark you’re running?”

She made a frustrated noise.

Elevensies picked back up, slower this time. “Sir, I was just hoping you might know somewhere to go or someone to help–”

“Kid, what do you think I am, a miracle-worker?” he said sharply. “I’m not even on-world right now.”

“Well, I didn’t know who else to comm!”

Why… why was he this kid’s first choice in aiding a fugitive? He wasn’t Nero. Fine…. Thinking of his brother had at least given him an idea.

“Where are you two?”

“Level thirteen, near the industrial pipelines,” Elevensies replied. “Just on the edge of the sinkhole near the RMB.”

Well, it would be a haul, but…. “Can you stay there?” he asked.

“Only until my Master finds us,” Commander Tano answered. “Not long.”

“Fine, then get as close to Little Sriluur as you can, I’ll get back to you,” he told them.

“Are you sure–?” Elevensies started to ask.

“Elevens, just follow the Jedi and don’t get shot, okay? And pray your little bug trick on Thire didn’t permanently put you out of his good graces.” With that, Sixes closed the comm channel, and almost immediately opened another one. “Thire?”

“I’m a little busy, what?”

“Remember when you said you’d do anything to make sure that video of you calling Prime Dad–”

“Yes, I know the karking video, what the hell do you want.”

Sixes couldn’t help a smile. It was good to keep extensive records. “Yeah, that trooper of yours, Elevensies, says he’s found the Jedi on the loose, and that she’s innocent.”

There was a brief pause. Only brief. “And what in all nine Sith hells do you want me to do with that information, Sixes? Pat him on the head?”

“No, I want you to help them escape the Guard and get to The Noodle Bar,” he said simply, like he wasn’t asking his brother to go against everything his rank stood for just on a hunch made by a rookie soldier. He’d read the group comm too, and despite Fives and Echo’s tendencies to be instigators, they had good instincts. If they had no reason to suspect their commander, Sixes had his reservations too.

Thire had none of that. “Are you out of your kriffing mind?” he yelled.

“You really have the audacity to ask me that?”

“At least I wait until I’m drunk to do shit like this! You’re sober almost all the time!”

“How do you know?”

“You–!” There was a collection of indignant noises. “Why should I believe this kid is trustworthy? Either of them!”

“Isn’t the whole thing ‘innocent until proven guilty?’ And I already sent them towards Little Sriluur, you know Saleha can tell a mile away if someone’s iffy.”

“Then why didn’t you just comm Saleha?” Thire demanded.

Sixes tilted his head. “It’s a business night.”

“I am going to wipe the kriffing mats with you next time I see you, you bastard.”

He rolled his eyes. “Just let me know if you’re gonna do anything about it, I’m comming The Noodle Bar.”

Thire’s final expletive was cut short as he ended the call. Then, just as soon as he’d ended that one, he dialed yet another comm code, hoping Mira or Saleha had some time to answer.

After several long seconds of waiting for the channel to connect, he got an answer.

“Sixes, hello,” Saleha’s low voice answered. “Is it urgent?”

“Unfortunately, yeah. I’ve just sent a Jedi Commander and a rookie clone towards The Noodle Bar,” he explained briefly. “The Jedi’s wanted on suspicion of murder, but the trooper she’s with believes she innocent, and I’ve got guys in her company who feel the same way. They’re thinkin’ she got framed.”

“I see.” She was taking this a lot better than Thire.

“Any chance you could pick them up and keep them out of the spotlight until the drama passes?”

Saleha considered this. “I suppose, yes. They could stay in the Clubhouse until this blows over. Where are they?”

“They were coming from the RMB, I’ll message you more exact coordinates once I have them,” he said. “Thank you.”

“Being framed is never fun,” Saleha said, and he could hear a faint smile in her tone. “I’ll know when I meet this Jedi if she is to be trusted.”

“We knew you would,” Sixes said, a faint smile on his own face now, and closed the chanel. He just needed to pass on Elevensies’ coordinates and then, maybe, he could have his peace and quiet back.

Now everyone gets to meet the Noodle Grannies :) They are wonderful, and I'm so so so excited for you to meet themm

@23-bears @theultimatesandwich @mercurydancer @rndmpeep @idk who else to tagggg but heeere

[seekingthestars]

sarah watches the untamed: liveblogging adventures, part thirty two fatal journey

(aka: tiny baby huaisang is adorable! but also ouchie)

well hi! it’s been a hot minute since we’ve found ourselves here, huh? let’s see if i remember how to liveblog ^^;;;;; but i’ve got The Buns and special movie snack (kettle corn, v delicious) so we are READY TO GOOOO gimmie all the tiny Huaisang!!!!!

i’m actually really excited about this but also somehow nervous HAHAHA i’ve been good and avoided spoilers so idk what to expect :O

this intro sequence is neat, all the cave drawings or whatnot

oh these two people are gonna die aren’t they

DUMB MOVE, BOYS

the swords are all so pretty though

okay the sudden cut and the black eyes and the weird mumble definitely made me jump for realsies fjeiwaofaw

oh yuckie, severed limbs

i was right, they’re gone

Mingjue!!!

oh hey zzj! 

HUAISANG!!!! his art piece is so prettyyyy *o* also the way he jumps up and winds his sleeves around his arms and pretends to be training omg i love him fewaoijfawe XD

NOOOO his painting got messed up ;AAAA;

the way he just said “da-ge???” is SO CUTE

Y’ALL, HE CUTE

omg huaisang did you lose your sword lol (also side note, his robes/outfit are so pretty i love it)

mingjue broke his paint brush :(((

“i just have a very ominous hunch” ME TOO HUAISANG  

huaisang’s little travel vest/robe thing!!! cute!!!!! i like his clothes so much. i love how he’s the only one who wears these brighter cream colors in a sea of medium-to-dark grays ahhhh

guangyao smirk OMINOUS HUNCH BECOMES STRONGER

OH SHOOT WHAT WAS THAT

huaisang slowly reaching over and taking the sword from zonghui fejwaoif i love him

mingjue!!!! :OO

omg the flute, oh no, have bad feeling just bc guangyao

oh dang mingue!!

hate the creepy vine, reminds me too much of snakes, i have had way too much of snakes today and they terrify me ;n; 

i just noticed huaisang grabbed a new brush to carry with him :’)

“watch out for the walls” would normally sound silly but it’s such an ominous thing to say in this context fjeiwoa

HUAISANG YOU SMART COOKIE! :D <333

also “It’s just that everyone has different things they’re good at.” i like zonghui, i hope he doesn’t die or turn out to be evil

things are not going great in mingjue’s tomb uh oh uh ohhhh

oh no one of the nie clan guys got killed trying to hold the door up for huaisang oh no huaisang’s face ;AAAAA;

oh dang argument between brothers is intense ;;;;;;;

also mingjue seeing his clan members as puppets for a sec got me Worried

OH SHIT HUAISANG

“Da-ge, it’s all my fault. I got you into trouble.” “It’s okay. When I’m here, there won’t be any problem.” ;AAAAAAAAAAA; that line’s gonna mess me up more later, i can feel it

MINGJUEEEE ;AAA;

omg tiny nie bros!!!!!!!!!

tiny huaisang is so cute omg

“Huaisang, as long as I’m alive, no matter what you wish to do, I will protect you.” YUP CRYIN’

huaisang just leaping off the edge of that cliff with no hesitation ;AAAA; drowns in nie bros feelings

mingjue where are you ;;

huaisang leaned back against the wall and the wall moved and i jumped and covered my face with my hands, somehow i feel like i should have seen that coming and yet I DIDN’T

brothers ;~~~~~~~~~~;

huaisang is such a SMART COOKIE

okay them hitting the diagram and the yin/yang symbol showing up and them being in the light/dark clothes to match UGH I LOVE IT, THANK YOU FATAL JOURNEY

i am mild to moderately worried about the fates of all these other clan members right now, i know they said they wouldn’t let anyone else die BUT i am in fact more Worried bc they said that

WAS RIGHT TO BE WORRIED

UH OH ZONGHUI D:

this cannot end well

fight sequence is v cool though

good boy huaisang woke up in time to play the music except it’s tainted and he doesn’t know it and oh god then the gold sparkles turned red and i just had to pause this entirely, i don’t like i don’t like, i don’t want zonghui to die like this :(

ouchie this hurts i’m sad :((((((((((((((((((

huaisang lying to mingjue about how they died ;;;;;; and look i know he was a side character and had like six lines but i liked zonghui i’m SAD :(

okay boop there is a bunch of text and it didn’t get translations so we put that through a translator and though said translation is ROUGH as all get out, from what i can tell we’re time skipping ahead to after mingjue dies

HUAISANG T_____T

huaisang sitting alone and clinging to the books/brush and crying just makes my heart hurt so much ;;;;

LIL DUCK PUTTING THE PIECES TOGETHER

OHHHHH GUANGYAO HE IS FREAKING COMING FOR YOU 

for how much they used zzj in promotions for this movie, i thought he’d be in more than like five minutes of it lol but also he kinda was bc his dang nefarious ways done ruiNED EVERYTHING

Guangyao misplaying the Song of Clarity was already bad enough, but knowing he taught it to Huaisang and used HUAISANG to play it and help cause Mingjue’s downfall.......his real-life true brother....oh that HURTS SO MUCH :( meng yao of the EVIL EVIL EVIL DIMPLES :((((((

but i liked it so much!! gives ALL the nie brothers feels, pokes more insight into what drove Huaisang to set his plot in motion, also getting to see more of Huaisang being the SMARTEST COOKIE which i love love love

THIS WAS A GOOD (if moderately painful) TIME

[anomalyaly]

OHHHHH LOOK AT HER READING IN HER PJS I DID NOT EXPECT THIS SHE’S SOOOO PRETTYYYY 😍😍😍😍

This was a lovely present to wake up to this morning thank you so much!! ❤️❤️❤️ Wishing you a wonderful 2025!!! ✨💖

Thank you so much for the sweet wishes 🥰 I hope you had an amazing holiday season, wishing you (and Elsie) a wonderful 2025 💖

[thunder-opossum]

Ohhhhh so prettyyyy. Love the inv pup design and my boy is so adorable with a vulture mask and playing with the scav cheiftan's scub I love themmmmm tysm toonyah!!!

(You didn't see the moink post shhh)

chat i got brainrot over sizzle im cooked chat (@thunder-wolf64)

i got obsessed over the idea of drawing sizzle with a king vulture mask so i did .

sizzle playing with chief's scub!!!!

had a thought of drawing chief's baby as a more grown up scavenger after that, but ended up drawing it so goofy that i think it's more of a teen in this one haha

merge of sizzle au and my genetical invpups au!!!! i had so much fun designing for this hehehe i'm sooo satisfied with how he turned out

slight cartoon gore and cartoon blood warning for under the cut thing

MORE sprunki sizzle but this time he meets horror sprunki artificer!

and this is basically what horror grenade and blast are in sprunki au. which y'know makes sense. might do more brainrotting over sprunki au and au merges sometime later.

[sunnibits]

OHHHHH THEY’RE SO PRETTYYYY

perfect for his emo ass 😌😌

ok ok but I need help from a snake liker bc I don’t know shit about snakes but I know one of u bitches with autism (affectionate) has gotta love snakes. pls we need to determine what kind of snake izzy would have and what we should name it since con said izzy would have a snake as a pet GO

[crunchity-munchity]

Ohhhhh so prettyyyy I love Tempest sm

a tempest shadow fo today