#ohhhh why am i doing this to myself 😭😭😭😢😢😢

[moonchild1]

wait the global citizen concert is the 23rd 😭😢

[sterredem]

Please Please Please

Charles leclerc x singer!reader

Kind of a espresso part 2

Face claim Sabrina Carpenter

Warning nothing, not proofread (so there will be spelling mistakes), maybe some hate(?)

Summary Y/n releases a new song.

A/N hi! I’m so sorry that it took this long to post but I had it really busy with life. I hope y’all still like it! I am quite proud of it!

Don’t forget to repost and comments, it helps a lot! And please give feedback!

Part 1

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Yourusername Tomorrow, 8pm est

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Charles_Leclerc So proud🫶 liked by author

User1 she’s in jail??? The end of espresso??!?

User2 Y/n world domination

User3 who’s that man?!?! Kinda looks like Charles

User4 THIS IS SO RANDOM BUT I LOVE IT!

User5 Pop princess is really feeding us!

User6 Feeding us with the sad songs 🧎��♀️‍➡️

User7 SO READY!!

User8 she’s feeding her children

User9 who’s this about? This feels like a sad song but she’s happy with Charles…

User10 she has also had relationships before him so it can be about that. And we don’t even know if it will be a sad song sooo……

User11 So exited!!

User12 icon

User13 SO SOON?!

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MTV I cancelled my plans for this

Charles_Leclerc I’m ready

User1 the people’s pop princess

User2 everybody stay calm!

User3 so soon after espresso is insane, I love it!

User4 I love the necklace!

User5 can’t wait!

User6 I’m curious to see what colour this is!

User7 what do you mean?

User6 with all of her past songs she had a colour that she associates with that for example; the light blue heart 🩵 with espresso

User7 Ohhhh thank you for explaining!

User8 🎤👑

User9 I’m in love with you

User10 I’m in Europe but I WILL set my clock to listen to this song AS SOON as it is out!!

User11 IM SAT!

User12 the outfit is soooo cool!

User13 So exited!!!!

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Yourusername all I’m askin baby

Thank you so much to all the people that helped me make this amazing video! I hope you like it!!💛🫶

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OliviaRodrigo I love youuuuu😘

Yourusername I love you tooooo😘

User1 OMG CHARLES?!?!

User2 It’s so cuteee

User3 we really are getreind spoiled!

User4 they are so cute!

User5 I want what they have!

User6 Love the MV!

User7 you’re so pretty!

User8 😍😍

User9 they are couple goals!

User10 not het casting her irl bc in a song where she talks about her bf not embarrassed her😂😂

User11 I would too. Have you seen his pants?🤣

User12 I LOVE THE SONG!!

User13 POP PRINCESS! 👸👑

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Instagram

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Yourusername Thank you so much Gov ball for having us! It was so much fun playing for all of you! One of the loudest crowds ever!!!💛

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Charles_Leclerc 💛❤️

User1 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SUPERMACY

User2 That Color looks so good on you!

User3 They got a dog?!

User4 yes! Leo was seen at the paddock a few times!

User5 Leo is such a cute name!

User6 yeah! On his paddock pas stood ‘Leo leclerc-Y/l/n!

User7 It was rare I was there!

User8 pretty

User9 I’m a simple women; I see pretty girl, I like.

User10 I wonder who Charles is looking at🤔

User11 I see myself!

User12 they are just adorable!

User13 I love supportive boyfriend!

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♫ Y/n y/l/n - Please Please Please ♫

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s’il vous plaît

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francisca.cgomes You’re cute

Yourusername Says you

User1 Gorgeous

User2 her speaking her bf’s language 😭🥲😢

User3 not the meme😂

User4 girls don’t want boys, they want Y/n y/l/n and her hair

User5 can Charles fight??

User6 why isn’t Charles commenting????

User7 probably cause they are together rn and he doesn’t have to 🤷‍♀️

User8 She’s kinda……

User9 you think??

User10 I need you in a way that’s concerning to feminism

User11 she always eats with outfits!

User12 Mother!!!(fucker)

User13 I want your dog.

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Yourusername Summertime ball, it was amazing! Thank you for having me! I’m so thankful for every 80.000 of you! Thank u UK for being so good!

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OliviaRodrigo kiss 💋

Yourusername 💋💋

User1 Why is Lando in the likes???

User2 prolly cause he’s friends with charles?

User1 still weird, he never liked the posts

User2 well I don’t blame him. She’s hot.

User3 Yellow looks good on you

User4 your dog and bf are cute

User5 she knows she a TEN

User6 literal POP PRINCESS 👸👑

User7 I love you

User8 why aren’t any of the wags in the comments or likes??

User9 they don’t have to. This is her job and she also doesn’t like all their posts soooo….…

User10 I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!!

User11 new album when??

User12 💛🩵❤️

User13 gorgeussssa!

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MY NEW ALBUM IS COMING OUT AUGUST 23rd!!!💋

This is a very special album to me, I hope you all look out to it!!

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Gracieabrams WOO

OliviaRodrigo SO READY!

Conangray That’s my bff y’all!

Taylorswift So exited!

Charles_Leclerc So proud!!

francisca.cgomes I already heard it!

Lilymhe I love you!

Carmenmmundt Amazing!

User1 All the wags supporting her! We love to see it!!

User2 OMG?!?!

User3 FINALLY!

User4 I just KNOW that this will be a love album with how it’s going with Charles!

User5 HOW ARE YOU SO GORGEOUS?!?!

User6 EVEN TAYLOR COMMENTED?!

User7 album of the summer!

User8 god bless Y/n y/l/n

User9 First Taylor then Billie then Gracie and now this?!?! We are really getting it all in 2024!!

User10 MORE MUSIC!!

User11 I KNEW IT!!

User12 🩵💙

User13 ONG AUGUST 23 IS MY BDAY!!!

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[highlighter-goblin]

Why does the disabled chick look like a teen but sound middle aged?

Oh look it’s the seven dwarv’ents.

This short kid sounds like the do the roar kid.

Short kid is a little shit. I hate him.

Oh god I’m scared for this is the thanks I get. That song makes me wanna kill myself.

OoOoOoO wOw SpHeReS aNd BoOkS!

Oh god it’s the magic dickwad.

Ohhhh she’s “qWiRkY”

“I CaRe ToO mUch” babes that’s autisim.

OH SHIT DEAD PARENTS CLUB! SHE HAS A DEAD DAD!

Oh yay the sphere room 🙄

This is a lullaby, not a song in a musical. Also still shit lyrics.

Hey I’ve had a good idea! Take a shot every time you hear a shit lyric or see/hear a reference to a past movie! Let’s see how wasted we get!

Mid harmonies.

He’s getting sketchy…

Oh wow scar ass moment.

Man I wanna punch his smug ass narcissistic ass face.

God he’s such a prick.

HELL YEAH FACE CAKE!

There’s always next time… 💀

I’m bored already.

These songs are so fucking bland.

She can’t really sing.

Yeah these songs sound AI generated.

And THIS was meant to be the next let it go??

Oh yay time for marketable plushie star thing!

I wish they kept the twink version of the star… 🥲

Ok the star thing is pretty cute.

OH SHIT NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUSHROOMS

Oh no…

The goat now sounds like a middle aged man. Yayyy…🙄

The squirrel is singing? And the trees? And the whole ass fucking Forrest?

Another shit song.

“YEYSSS”

What the fuck goat guy?

The deer is a stoner?

Disco in the Forrest

WATCH OUT WORLD HERE I ARE! I FOUND IT!

“Thanks for not eating me John.” “No worries Bambi.”

Bwahhhhh! “Careful my mother was shaved for that yarn”

ARSON!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh no the spooooky book…

🎶he’s eeee-villll🎶

Oh my gosh the star is acting like my little brother!

Aww he made himself a widdle costume 😍

Did you see what just came out of that ones bu-?

Nooo don’t take the chickens 😢

What are you? Five?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING???? SPONTANEOUS CHICKEN DANCE NUMBER????? THEIR JUGGLING EGGS?????

Awww the star gave the boy who lost his wish a widdle heart!

This is the most dysfunctional friend group ever.

God he’s acting like fucking hitler.

Heheh fire 🔥

Awww ok I love star. Everyone else on the other hand…

Oh no…

This song…

Kill me.

What a dick.

These lyrics make no sense.

Oh so that’s why the video looks like that! To avoid spoiling the plot!

14 out of what? Looks like a population of at least 10,000.

Worlds worst villain song.

Dictator? More like DICK-tator!

Oh shit he just killed part of her soul!

YAY ATTEMPTED MANSLAUGHTER!

I’m playing Roblox too this is so boring.

PLEASE PROTECT THE BABY

Oh yay angsty self sacrifice

“Happy birthday raven!” “I can’t swim!”

More soul sacrifices!

PLEASE LET HIM ACCIDENTALLY (or intentionally) CAUSE HiS WIFE TO DIE!

KILL HER! KILL HER!

Oh wow fairy godmother fit reference.

BACKSTABBED BY YOUR FRIENDS! Heh, I know how that feels! (Oops trauma dump!)

Heh the star made himself a widdle mustach!

Oh no he’s making evil minions now…

WHY DOES THE GOAT KEEP DOING BUTT STUFF????

WAIT THE SHORT ONE IS CALLED GOBBO???

Oh no. Not another song…

Pfft it’s a serious song and star is goofing off like baby groot at the start of GOtG vol.2

YAASSS REVOLT!

Come on Queenie say I wanna help!

*star giggles like a chew toy*

YES DO KICK OUT THE SHORT ONE

Peter Pan, Mary Poppins, sleeping beauty, all dead.

HOW THE HELL DID FIVE TEENAGERS AND A GOAT FIT IN A ONE CUBIC METRE SPACE????

Babes the best way to rid this dude of evil is a good old tactic called ‘bullet to the brain’

The goat can’t count…

Pfft deer in headlights joke

Yeah jump to your potential death…

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Bro just got takled by a bear!

‘Here lies billy, mauled to death by rabbits’

Nooo don’t hurt the baby 😢

NOO THE BABY 😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE BABY IS DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU MAGNIFICO 😡😡😡😡

“There is no Santa, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England” ass speech

COME ON START A REVOLUTION FOR STAR! THEIR THE ONLY ONE I CARE ABOUT!

COME ON GIVE ME BLOODSHED!!!

Worlds shittiest reprise.

COME ON SAVE STAR SAVE THE BABY

COME ON STAR YOU CAN COME BACK JUST LIKE WILLIAM AFTON!

YES STAR IS FREE!!!! THE BOI IS SAFE!!! AND MAGNIFICO IS DEAD! (Sorta)

Wonder how many wishes involve goin’ down to pound town?

Knockoff overweight kristoff your apology means nothing you backstabbing prick

Short guy still being an ass.

KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

Aww old guy’s wish came true!

Oh god the goat’s wish is just zootopia.

Bippity boppity boo bitch.

I would have loved twink star boy but toddler personalitied dog toy works.

WAIT TJE GOAT IS ONLY TJREE WEEKS OLD?????

Of course the most obvious hidden Mickey ever.

Soundtrack 2/10

Charachters 1/10

Star 10000/10

Visual design 4/10

Writing 2.5/10

Overall (minus star bias) 2.4/10

This sucked. Except star. I love star. Then again I like Pokémon like snom and grubbin. Smol, round, and goofy.

Also I’m pretty sure if I made this a drinking game I would have died of alcohol poisoning by now.

Yes Disney reference all the beloved franchises your grubby little corporate mitts bought.

Ok bye.

Gonna try and watch Disney’s Wish. Give me luck and give me strength

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Skybound 9-10

Jay (after falling from the sky): Ow…

Ed: its our son!

Edna: you mean our adopted son. Remember?

Ed: well of course I remember! But this is the second time he landed on our doorstep!

BJFJSJSNJSOSJ

I love them.

Ed and edna are probably my favorite side characters

Nya swatting Nadakhans crew as they force her into a dress is actually so funny

Ed: The worlds falling apart and hes here eating soup! Your liked by everyone who meets you! Youre telling a boy from a junkyard cant scrap together a few new friends to help him in a jam?

YOU TELL HIM ED

AAAAAA I LOVE SKYLERS NEW FIT

Ronin, captain soto, skyler, echo, and dareth.

Jay picked a weird fucking team

This actually would have been a fun way to show how all the other elemental master were doing and show that the ninja are still in touch with them.

Pirate assistants (trying to read Jays lips): uhhh bequeath, mamajamma…

Jay: mamajamma, silverdollar, peanut butter… Echo do I have to keep doing this or are they gone?

Nfsjnfjenrb

me after seeing Ronin catch Dareth out of the sky: Okaaaay, I see you ronin x dareth shippers 👀

Skylers so cool

Soto was able to take out one of the pirates. Jay. Your on a DRAGON.

Nadakhans so pressed. And for what.

Pre-wedding stress I guess

Its genuinely surprising how well Dareth and Echo are sneaking around

Jay: wow… you look, beautiful.

AWWWWWWW

Jay (outside the barred window): I WISH NADAKHAN WASNT A DJINN I WISH NADAKHAN WASNT A DJIN-

Nadakhan (somehow deaf in the ears): if you wont come willingly Nya….

Jay (still screaming): I WISH NADAKHAN WASNT A DJINN-

Nya (actually doing something useful): yeaaah, im totally gonna marry you and be delara now! You should leave your sword behind though. (They leave the room)

Jay: GODDAMMIT- oh look the sword!

Are they gonna put Jay IN THE SWORD?!?!?!?

Jay: okay, if we wanna do this, we gotta do this quickly. So! Who wants to strike me down!

Everyone: (raises their hands)

Jay: Am I really that annoying… ☹️

Okay but why are they acting as if Jay is the only one who can wish for Nadakhan to not be a djinn. I mean, we have like, 5 people who have 3 wish slots. Why can’t it be any of them????

KAI!!!!!!!!!

JAYS GOT KAI!!!!

Captain soto: a watering can!?!? What am i supposed to do with this!?!?

Ronin: I don’t fucking know?!?? Get creative.

Jay found everybody!!!!!

Ronin: (has a shovel)

Ronin: (looks at it)

Ronin: (uses it to cover the nadakhans pirates in dirt instead of hitting them with it)

FUCK YEAH THEYRE ALL BACK BABYYY

wait

Zane MET echo?!?!??

I thought he never did 😭

I love how Wu and Lloyd are on the same wavelength now

Ohhhh if they make Nadakhan powerless djinjago will crush ninjago.

That makes sense

Thats probably why jay doesnt make that wish later

Now its just the og five.

So much has changed 🥲

Nya: Jaaay, where are youuuu… 😁

Dogshank: she’s beautiful!

Flintlocke: and slower than molasses dripping uphill 🤨

Jay (casting a random pirate into eternal damnation in the sword): haha! I forgot it did that.

Clancy: And do you! Take him to be your lawfully wedded husband?

The ninja: (banging on the wedding halls doors)

Nya: uhhhhhhh ill think about it…? 😀

Shiiiiit. Nadakhans got all the wishes ☹️

Nadakhan (talking to an unconscious Nya): I finally have you all to myself…

Dont like that. Dont like that one bit.

WHY DOES LLOYDS VOICE ACTOR KEEP SLIPPING INTO A BRITISH ACCENT

BCJSNFJDNSJFNDN

Jumping on sky explosives to get to the ship/venom is very anxiety inducing

I cant get over the fact that Lloyds super old now

I KNEW IT I KNEWITIKNEWITIKNEWIT

Delara FUCKING possesses Nya

the ninja: what are we gonna do…

Jay: MMMMMM

Zane: (trying to take the gag off Jays mouth)

Kai: If only someone could tell us… so I can get my sister back 😢

Jay: AAAA. WE HAVE THE POISON. that rlly hurt…

Jay: You can still shoot, flintlocke!! Nadakhan didn’t have the power, WE did.

You know, I never really understood this part.

Like woooow the magic of believing in yourself ✨🤩

But how tf does that fight against actual magic?!?!?!?!?

Delara: You are all I’ve ever wanted…

Nadakhan: Thats all I’ve ever wanted to hear- (looks at the window) MY SHIP??!?!?

Jay: (crashes and obliterates Nadakhans ship AND temple)

God. Delara is such a BITCH.

Its so weird that Nadakhans wishes are physical and projectile now. Like he cant just wish it to happen, if its harmful he has to actually aim and hit his targets.

Nadakhan: I will squash you like bUuUuGsssssss

Why did he say it like that 😭

ZANE

NO

YOU CANT JUST KILL HIM LIKE THAT

THAT WAS SO ANTI CLIMATIC

ZANE DESERVES BETTER THAN THAT

TO JUST BE TURNED INTO GOLD IS LIKE?????

WTF?????

KAI!!!!

COLE?!?!?

COULDNT COLE HAVE JUST GHOST PHASED THROUGH THE SPELL?????

Jay: Sorry Nya! I have to do this! (Fucking THROWS her)

LLOOOYD

theyre all just dead.

God this is traumatizing

Ok I knew the poison would weaken Nadakhan but I didn’t know it would EXPELL his power. I freaked out over the ninja dying for nothing!

Nya…

God I hate this part

Zane: The spider widow venom weakens him, but is fatal to her.

YES THANK YOU ZANE I CAN SEE THAT 😀

Nya: I never wanted to be a part of your boys club anyway…

Maam those are NOT your last words.

Jay watched her die…

Actually wait no. This is Kais SISTER. Why dont we ever explore that grief with him when something tragic happens with Nya????

Not the single tear drop.

This is what im talking about when I say Jay thinks outside the box.

Hes an INVENTOR

even when hes ridden with grief, when it seems like theres only two options. Stopping Nadakhan or saving Nya. He still invents a new way. A different option.

Love that about him.

I cant with the flashbacks.

This is it.

The rooftop.

The kiss.

Where it all starts.

And where it ends.

Ya know, bc, Jaya starts here, and the whole love triangle and weird Jay and Nya dancing around each other things stop… you get it.

Ik it seems like only Jay and Nya remember everything but the way Cole and Lloyd paused on their words, and felt a sense of deja vu makes me think that the other ninja at least remember bits of information.

Nya taking the initiative in the kiss is so in character I love it

Nya: I remember everything!

Jay: But how?!

Nya: Who cares!!!!

I care.

Id like to know how.

Ill take the power of love as an answer tho

Lloyd: im getting the weirdest sense of deja vu…

SEE